[comprehensive] personality, programming

"Why are you two again?" The police uncle slapped his forehead speechlessly. "Isn't it okay to go home and make out? That scene is easy to misunderstand!"

Two people, one big and one small, bowed their heads and were scolded.

"Now I really suspect that you are a human trafficker, or that the plot is very bad." The policeman drank the last sip of water and continued to point out Jiangshan, and frantically knocked on the table with the empty water glass. "To ensure nothing goes wrong, please explain who you are."

Aizawa Shouta: ... I know I'm handsome and a bit naughty, so am I being discriminated against for my appearance?

Yan Dao held back his laughter until he was about to go crazy.

Five minutes later, Hero's colleagues ran to the police station to pick him up.

Standing at the gate of the familiar police station, the heroes didn't know whether to sigh or applaud, the feeling was very delicate.

Tell me how you chased your girlfriend to this point, and finally chased you into the police station, and even got suspected by the police of oppressing a little girl, you are really...

Sigh, forget it, no matter how miserable it is, it is still worse than All Might, who is single and has no girlfriend.

"Congratulations." The heroes applauded blankly. "Your little Yandao is so cute, it's a waste of money in the mouth of an old man like you."

Aizawa Shouta turned his head instantly, silently looking at this group of unreliable colleagues.

The first half is understandable, what happened to the second half?

——The second half can be understood as the anger of a single dog.

Heroes are relatively busy and have little time to fall in love. Even though some of them have been rumored to be in constant scandals, they are still single.I thought that the people in their entire office would "walk together alone, whoever leaves the group first is the dog", but unexpectedly, the one who left the group first was a real dog, and he traps the little girl tightly with one hand of.

And then under the office romance that will be in the future...

Heroic colleagues: Super sour, I also want to find a partner.

"Where is Xiaoyandao's house? I'll take you back." Midnight bent his neck back and forth a few times. "Or are you going directly to Aizawa's house?"

As expected of a hero of the Eighteen Forbidden City, he was on the verge of driving without saying a few words.Yan Dao stretched out his hand to cover Midnight's mouth that was still talking, his face flushed.

"Take me home thank you!"

Midnight shrugged.

At ten o'clock in the evening, when he arrived at his home, Yan Dao threw himself on the bed, finally heaving a sigh of relief.Today's day is too thrilling, she still has a sense of unreality.

He took out the phone and threw it on the bedside table, changed into his pajamas and went to the bathroom to wash up. When he came out again, Yan Dao was staring at the phone screen in a daze, covered in moisture before going to bed.

There were a few messages on the screen, Aizawa Xiaota sent it, to the effect that she was asked to take a good rest and go to sleep in the forest tomorrow.

Replying "OK", Yan Dao continued staring at the phone in a daze.

...emmm, do you want to change the remarks?What is better to change the remark to?What can I change it to so that I won't reveal my secrets to the parents, which will cause the parents to come to the door?

After thinking about it on the phone, Yan Dao finally picked up the phone again half an hour later, and changed the remark to "Mr. Aizawa" who will never be discovered by the parents and has a little fun.

"Ah ah ah ah - this is too embarrassing!" Yan Dao put his phone aside, stuck his head into the quilt, and beat the bed frantically.

After hammering the bed, Yan Dao fell into silence, occasionally giggling a few times.

Half an hour later, after tossing and turning on the bed a few times, and arching under the quilt, Yan Dao collected his mood and lay upright until after one o'clock in the morning before falling asleep in a daze.Awakened by the doorbell the next morning, she jumped out of bed in a daze, tripped over the blanket, and rolled to the bedroom door.

"Open the door." Aizawa Shouta's voice came from outside the building door, followed by a persistent knock on the door.

Yan Dao stood up from the ground, clutching his head, and instantly became sober.

"Wait a minute, I'm getting dressed!"

After 10 minutes, Yan Dao, who had changed his clothes, opened the floor and let Aizawa Shouta in.

"...Why aren't you wearing a combat uniform today?" Yan Dao circled around him. "Finally want to dress yourself up?"

"The combat uniform is changed after going to school, or only when there is something to fight." Aizawa Xiao raised his eyebrows and shook the box in his hand at her. "You don't really think that we all wear combat uniforms to work, do you? Do you think midnight clothes are suitable for wearing in crowded places except for combat occasions?"

Yan Dao, who had no combat uniform at all, was speechless.

"Clean up, we're going to school in a while, and we're going to dorm today, and we're still waiting for you, the teacher, to teach the students." Aizawa Shota put down the box and pushed Yandao on the back.

After painting their eyebrows and eyes, they gave up breakfast, and 15 minutes later, they embarked on the journey to Xiongying.Since Aizawa Shouta's driver's license has been revoked, Yandao has no driver's license, and has been driving without a license since Yokohama, so the two of them tacitly chose to take the tram, and the car in the underground garage of Yandao's house continued to be neglected. .

Along the way, except for Aizawa Shouta being shot back and forth by the weird eyes of the crowd because his girlfriend was too young, nothing else happened. There were even people with a sense of justice who dragged Yandao back, trying to isolate Yandao from this An uncle who doesn't look like a good person at first glance.

"Sister, from your accent, you should not be a local. Stay away from him. He doesn't look like a good person. Be careful not to be deceived."

Aizawa Shouta: ...I heard it all :).

The people of Shizuoka are very enthusiastic and enthusiastic, but sometimes it is easy to get confused about the situation.

#Explore repeatedly on the verge of the hero's sanity collapse. #

#On the verge of revoking the hero's license, Dapeng spreads his wings. #

"Well, brother, he is really my boyfriend." Yan Dao retorted weakly. "We are colleagues..."

The expressions of the crowd changed several times in an instant. From the time when the world went downhill, there was always a little girl who was tricked into employing child labor in such a shameless institution.

Yan Dao · long face tender · over eighteen years old · already an adult · the host has no right to speak.

Pushing aside the enthusiastic crowd, I walked to Xiongying after going through untold hardships, but some colleagues in the office have not yet come.

"You two can be counted." Brad's eyes were teasing. "The driver is waiting anxiously."

Aizawa Yuta, who heard that Brad was joking, gave Brad a dissatisfied roll of the eyes, and Yan Dao, who didn't hear it, apologized obediently.It was just [-]:[-] a.m. when they were playing and fighting. They went to the playground, and they were about to leave for the place where they would sleep together in the forest.

Kan Yandao and Aizawa walked over to class A and looked at each other, and then according to their own plan of doing things, they pushed Aizawa Xiao too far away and surrounded Yandao.

"Teacher Yandao, how did you practice the trick you beat us in the preliminary test?"

"Yes, yes, that move is so cool!"

Chattering all over the place, it directly attracted Yan Dao's attention.

Aizawa Shouta who was ruthlessly pushed away: ...

Good guys, I remember you guys, I'll be there in a while, let's see how I deal with you guys, hold grudges +1+1+1.

"Shut up, get in the car." Aizawa Xiaota said with a blank expression.

When the vehicle started, it was okay in the flat part of the city, but when it reached the mountains and forests in the outskirts, the road began to bump.

Yesterday, I drank too much and my head hurt, I went to bed late, and the hangover was even more unbearable. Now that I have nothing to do, I just turned back. Coupled with the bumpy bus, Yan Dao lay limply on the back of the bus seat, The whole body was covered with black clouds, and I felt as if my head had been smashed into a paste.

"Ah... I won't drink anymore..." Yan Dao looked up to the sky and sighed.

Class A looked at Yan Dao worriedly, and was about to step forward to ask questions, but was stopped by Aizawa Shouta with a look.Then he got up and took a few steps to stand next to Yandao.

"Are you ok?"

"It's okay." Yan Dao tilted his body and collapsed on the car seat. "Dian's head is uncomfortable. It will be fine when I get to the place. If it doesn't work, I'll sleep for a while."

Aizawa stroked her head caressingly, and Yandao rubbed her head slightly.

Class A seems to smell the sweetness of melon.

Arriving at the pussycat's home, he walked down last with his bag on his back. Yan Dao rubbed his eyes, and stood behind the students, the bus behind him drove swiftly.

Sleeping together in the forest is said to be sleeping together, but in fact it is mainly training.Before arriving at the real destination, the students of Class A have to go through the forest, defeat monsters, and play a reality escape show.

"What's the name of the little sister, is there a marriage so far?" the North American shorthair cat approached.

Yan Dao took a step back.

"Uh, the host of Yandao, he is not married." But he has a boyfriend.

"Then can you..." Can you pet my head, human catnip.

Before the North American short-haired cat finished speaking, Aizawa Yuta picked it up and threw it away by the collar.The North American shorthair cat believes that if it weren't for the fact that there is no trash can here, Aizawa Shouta could even stuff her into the trash can.

"What are you doing with Eraserhead!" the North American Shorthair was dissatisfied. "She's just too attractive!"

Aizawa Xiaota glanced at the other members of pussycat, and as expected, they were also dawdling, and moved slightly in the direction of Yandao. The personalities and team names of pussycat members have something to do with the cat's habits. It's not surprising that Yandao's cat recruiting physique, which is almost a bug level, has some influence on them.

However, it is immoral to suck someone else's object.

So he pointed at the host of Yandao and threw out earth-shattering news.

"That's my girlfriend."

The whole place was silent.

"...What did Aizawa-sensei just say?" Izuku Midoriya plucked his ears. "Did I hear wrong?"

You guys are really together, so what are we doing?Why didn't we talk about it earlier when we were together? It was in vain that we made so many plans to match people.

"How old is she? Eraserhead, you only pick tender grass!" the North American shorthair cat was shocked. "At her age, she hasn't graduated from high school yet!"

"No, I'm a teacher. I'm an adult, and I'm in charge of the fighting and reconnaissance classes of Class A and Class B..." Yan Dao said more and more, and finally, under the North American Shorthair cat's expression of "Mom is very sad" Lose your voice.

"The host of Yandao, 18 this year, used to be a teaching assistant, but now he is a teacher. Our relationship is not considered a teacher-student relationship. What's your problem?"

After saying this, Aizawa Xiaota raised his eyebrows and crossed his chest, with "Why are you not convinced" written all over his face.