[comprehensive] personality, programming

The traffic police brigade reminds you: there are tens of thousands of roads, and safety is the first.

Because of drunk driving, he was dragged into the traffic police brigade to educate this point. Aizawa Xiaota didn't say anything first, after all, he was overjoyed for a while, and indeed he was drunk driving. It was too much for him to throw the host of Yandao into the police station.

Isn't it a girl... Cough, does the future girlfriend look ten years younger than me?What's all the fuss about?Can you look away?I am really not a human trafficker! I am not some perverted uncle who wants to attack little girls! I am a serious teacher of the people! A serious and licensed hero!

The police uncle looked at him as if he was looking at a pervert.

The police uncles in the entire police station surrounded him with three floors inside and three floors outside. Those with guns pulled out guns, those with electric batons took electric batons, and the civilians who really had no weapons raised their stools and slammed them on the ground. It fell apart and picked up the stool legs.

Don't talk about those useless things, the problem we are solving now is that you are drunk driving, you are suspected of human trafficking, and you are suspected of abducting minors.

Aizawa Shouta: ...

I'm so wronged, tidying up is a bit like a gentle scum black-hearted lawyer, can you blame me?

Waking up by the police, with a cup of sober tea stuffed in his hand, Yan Dao slowly raised his head and looked at the police uncles, his mind went blank.

At that moment, she thought that the history of her port Mafia had been revealed, and now she was going to go in and squat.

"Miss, are you okay?" Just when she was about to ask herself if she would be squatting for a few years and whether she could come out in the future, the police uncle shook his hand in front of her. "Is there anything uncomfortable about you?"

"...I'm fine." Yan Dao blinked and finally recovered. "Is something wrong?"

"Mr. across the way, who are you?" The police uncle pointed at Aizawa Shouta who was surrounded by groups. "Do you know him?"

This is not good for stealth heroes, because if they don't attend the event, many people don't know each other, and they will be treated equally, and even what they do is easily regarded as a villainous enemy.

Looking at the expressionless Aizawa Shouta, and then at the police officer, Yan Dao was just a little bit away from smiling.

Aizawa was so angry that even his hair was going to fly.

After laughing for a long time, my brain hurts, and I am also afraid that I will be retaliated against on the bus in the forest tomorrow. Yan Dao rubbed his forehead, took a sip of sober tea, and relieved Aizawa Xiaota who had no right to speak.

"I do know him, he's my colleague."

colleague?The little girl looks young, don't lie to others, it is bad behavior to lie to others.The police uncle expressed his disbelief, unless the host of Yandao can show his ID card for everyone to see.

Yan Dao took out his ID card.

After reading the ID card and confirming that the host of Yandao is an adult, the police uncle began to gather strength for his next big move.

"It's true that you are an adult, but why don't you two agree?"

"Huh?" The host of Yandao was at a loss. "What's different?"

"He said you were his girlfriend."

Yan Dao spouted out a mouthful of tea, and looked at Aizawa Shouta in shock.

True or false, it's not like you can say it.

Aizawa Shouta: ...Drink too much, do you have a problem?

Of course Yan Dao didn't dare to have an opinion.

Not only did she not dare to have an opinion, but she had to follow his words, at least to rescue the two of them from the current scene first.

"Ah, you also know that there is a big difference in age between me and him, isn't it... shy." Yan Dao scratched his head, his face flushed, and he didn't know whether it was because he was not familiar with lying or something else. "The age difference is too big, and I occasionally receive some unfavorable looks, so I dare not speak out."

The police uncle expressed his understanding.

So after confirming that there was nothing wrong with the two of them, the police uncle kicked them out of the police station, confiscated the car keys and the vehicle, and told them to pick them up tomorrow when they sobered up.

As for getting your driver's license back?

The meaning of Uncle Police is also concise and clear, which is "don't even think about it".

Standing in front of the police station, blowing the cold wind, Yan Dao sneezed a series of times.Aizawa Xiaota untied his coat and put it on Yandao, covering her bare arms.

"How do we go back? Find someone to pick him up?" Yan Dao raised his coat and asked him.

"It's all right, but before someone comes to pick you up, we'd better let go of the alcohol."

"...Why are you acting weird today?" Yan Dao muttered.

"You're overthinking." First, he called his colleagues and told them where to pick them up. Aizawa Shouta put down the phone with an upright and innocent expression. "If it's uncomfortable for you to walk in high heels, we can go buy a pair of shoes first."

In fact, this one with a dark heart is originally also a stealth hero who engages in surprise attacks, how can he do nothing wrong, and the adults cast a net, isn't it just to wait for the right time to press every step of the way, and strive to take it all at once, and pull people away into your own hands?

"You don't need to buy shoes. I guess there are no shops open at this time." Being interrupted, Yan Dao didn't think much about it. "Anyway, I used to wear high heels to work."

"before?"

"Hmm. The Black Party, paying the heaviest taxes, receiving the worst beatings, taking the most poisonous drugs, killing the most people, and sniping targets at dances are all common things, and it's also common things to do jobs that cannot be done by white people. , like us, occasionally wear skirts and carry heavy guns and run all over the roof. You may not imagine that the time when my mission was the most difficult, I carried heavy guns and ran for days and nights."

After being opened up by Jiu Jin, Yan Dao was led off smoothly, started chatting about his past, and then went all the way to experience in another world.

Hearing what happened in the other world, especially himself in the other world, Aizawa Xiao didn't know what expression he should put on.At this time, he happened to stray all the way to the side of the alley, so he led Yan Dao into the alley, sandwiching him between the wall and his arms.

"Do you like me or him?"

On the brightly lit street, only this alley has not been illuminated by the light.

The host of Yandao raised his eyes, put his hand on Aizawa Shouta's face, and then looked at it carefully.

Aizawa Yuta may be due to the problem of not getting enough rest during business trips, or it may be the problem of not taking care of himself very much, and there is a slight blackness at the moment.The appearance is not the same gorgeous style as the Yandao mainframe, but there is a pathological indifference and evil spirit. After tidying up, he always looks handsome, as if nothing can arouse his interest.

"...Which one do I like?" Yan Dao read slowly.

"Yes, give me an answer." Aizawa Shouta also lowered his head, looking into her eyes.

So two similar faces appeared in her mind, for her to carefully distinguish who the throbbing belonged to.

While Yan Dao was staring at him in thought, Aizawa Shouta was also looking at her.

The Yandao mainframe is a product of the complex environment in Yokohama. When a girl of the same age was still holding a doll, she probably had already started running on the way to the mission.She is sexy and powerful, but also cute and honest. Even if she doesn't say anything, just standing there seems to represent money and power.

Aizawa Shouta still remembers the moment when he saw her on the surveillance screen, the blade was shining, and the sword with one hand made her look beautiful, but when he recalled later, in the shadow of the sword, she was the most shining one.

Yan Dao was still staring at him, but his eyes seemed to be somewhat clear.

I am willing to go out with him alone, willing to share information with him, willing to eat delicious food with him, and willing to tease him if I have nothing to do, and if possible, I am willing to take a group photo with him to show off my affection.These palpitations are all for the person in front of him, not for another world.At the beginning, maybe I felt excited in a different world, and it was based on the fact that that person was also Shouta Aizawa.

"Who do you really like?"

Aizawa Yuta saw that the timing was almost up, and began to press the next step.

Adults have spun the web for so long, and now that it is closed, it is not so easy to escape.

"You." Yan Dao blinked, and said each word loudly.

"Will you be my girlfriend?"

"..."

Seeing Yandao stuck there again, Aizawa Xiao got too close to her.

"Is it right?"

"...Dang! Dangdang!" Yan Dao blushed and used his hands and feet, wishing to push Aizawa Yuta to the other side of the world, or he could rub against the wall right now. "You, you, don't get so close to me! I warn you, stay away from me."

Aizawa Yuta smiled, let go of her, and stood back a few steps.

The little girl is not forced, and if she is pushed for a while, she may explode. It is not a big deal for him to relax first, anyway, he will get it back later.

Yan Dao shrank in place and held his heart to calm down.

After 10 minutes, the heartbeat returned to normal with difficulty, and Yan Dao began to die again.

"Take care of me in the future, three~three~"

The pronunciation of Sansan deeply implements the cadence in phonetics. The pronunciation of the first san rises first and then slightly falls, and then the pronunciation of the second san suddenly falls. The tone is similar to sighing, which is much more presumptuous than before. , quite the sweet essence of Brandeso's speech.

Aizawa Shouta: ...

Look, can you still blame me?

Yan Dao, who hadn't reacted yet, was directly slammed into the corner.

It's windy tonight, and in the shadow of the neon lights, there are two people cuddling together. The fierceness between the kisses, the gentleness in the eyebrows and eyes, and the lingering smell of alcohol all made the silence a highlight.

Yan Dao, who was out of breath, stepped on Aizawa Xiaota, and Aizawa Xiaota let go of her mouth according to her will.It doesn't matter what kind of driver's license or no driver's license, what kind of world is the same, a driver's license is exchanged for a girlfriend, no matter how you think about it, you can make a lot of money, even if you are stepped on by high heels, you will be happy, even if you kiss, even if you round it up, you will be married.

A street away, the hero who came to pick up someone by car, but didn’t see anyone in the end:…

Damn it, Aizawa Xiaota, what are you doing, where did you take Xiao Yandao with you in the middle of the night!

They didn't go anywhere, they were walking down an alley, and now they seemed to be caught by the off-duty police uncle again, and sent to the police station who was working overtime for re-education.