[comprehensive] personality, programming

Mori Ogai abdicated, and Dazai Osamu succeeded. In a few days, all members of the mafia will participate in the handover ceremony of the leader.

Looking at Osamu Dazai who was smiling on the left side of the office, and Mori Ogai who was also smiling on the right side, Nakaya and Yandao faced each other in a dazed manner, with "I'm lying down" and "Why are you fat?" written in their eyes.It was only a week since they went to Vengley, so they felt that the wind direction of the world had changed, and they even had the illusion of being ruthlessly abandoned by the times.

"...emmmm, what's going on?" Yan Dao asked carefully, for fear that they would miss something if they came back late. "Did we miss something that shouldn't be missed?"

"No, sister-chan." Dazai Osamu was still smiling. "This decision was made by the leaders and the others yesterday, and you didn't miss anything."

"Dazai-kun is right." Mori Ogai put his chin on Alice's head and nodded in agreement. "We did make a decision yesterday."

Alice was uncharacteristically today, she didn't express her dislike for such a scumbag owner like Mori Ogai, instead she stayed there quietly.

Under normal circumstances, Alice can be so honest only when Mori Ogai is angry.

Yandao & Chuya: No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like it's all right!What the hell are you two fighting about!

"By the way, let's not talk about this for now." Mori Ogai waved to Yan Dao. "What did Yan Daojiang encounter in this different world? Why don't you tell us? Daddy has been waiting for you for a week, it's been really hard. You didn't eat much, and you ordered takeaway."

"Yes, yes." Osamu Dazai answered. "I have no place to eat, and I don't want to order takeaway. If I didn't have Zhongye's card in my hand, I'm afraid I would have starved to death on the street in the past seven days."

Central Plains Chuya...

Zhong Yuanzhong also quickly touched his pocket and took out his mobile phone to check the balance in each of his cards.

One minute later, Chuya put down his phone, licked Osamu Dazai's collar and sprayed: "Knock me Dazai Osamu! You stole my card again! You are so rich! You cleared the balance of one of my cards!"

"Chuya, you'd better pay attention, there's no way you talk to your superiors like that." Osamu Dazai persevered in making troubles, his expression and tone were quite embarrassing. "I will be your boss in the future."

"We'll talk about the future in the future!" Zhong also began to roll up his sleeves. "Aren't you a successor yet? I can beat you every day!"

The whole office was noisy and noisy.

In the hustle and bustle, accompanied by the background sound of Osamu Dazai hitting the wall, Mori Ogai tilted his head and looked at his daughter.

Yan Dao lowered his head to sort out his words, then raised his head and began to tell what happened in the different world.

The two blacks who were fighting also stopped moving.

With a bruised nose and swollen face, Osamu Dazai naturally approached Yan Dao.

Then they heard more and more things went wrong.

You talk about Brandeso, accuse Brandeso of the hot-eyed room prepared for you, and diss Mr. Posen’s aesthetics by the way, these are all okay, we even like to hear them, but when you talk about how Aizawa Shouta responded, you blushed What is it?

Thinking about what Pengo Li said to him, Blanchesuo's almost crazy reaction...

Chuya's face darkened in an instant, and his heart was about to buy a ticket to go to Shizuoka to beat people. Dazai Osamu and Mori Ogai also reacted instantly, and even wanted to say "I support you" loudly to Zhongya.

Think about it, you have raised a pot of rare and famous flowers, and you are careful and caring for them every day. If it rains, you are afraid that the flowers will be spoiled, if it is snowing, you will be afraid that the flowers will freeze to death, and on sunny days, you will be afraid that the flowers will be wilted. Weeding insects, giving the best chemical fertilizers, and finally the flowers grow up, beautiful and fragrant, but in the end, I learned that my flowers might be taken away by a shriveled calf called "son-in-law"...

This idea of ​​wanting to shout "I support you" is simply not normal.

Moreover, isn't that the difference between raising a son and raising a daughter?

——If I don’t have a partner for my son, I want to cut him, but if I have a partner for my daughter, I want to cut him.

The word "he" is the soul.

"Stop, stop, sister sauce, let me ask you a question."

Osamu Dazai moved the chair on the left side of the office to Yandao, and Ogai Mori moved the stool knowingly to make room for Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai was sitting upright in the face of danger, with a serious expression on his face.

"Do you like Aizawa Shouta?"

"Emmmm, I, uh, probably like it a little bit?" Cleaning up is really to my liking, and I face the accusation of guilt.

The entire office was silent.

"Sister-chan!" Osamu Dazai patted the leg of the chair, changing his heartbroken expression. "How can you look at faces so superficially! These days, you can even judge whether a man is warm or not, and those who are not good-looking are at most a hot dog! You can't just look at the face when you are looking for a partner! You are confused by the goblin, but you Don't be afraid, isn't it just a goblin, Zhong Ye can definitely solve it!"

Yan Dao looked back at Chuya, he had already started to book a flight ticket to Shizuoka on his mobile phone with his head down, and it seemed that he planned to fly to beat up people after the enthronement ceremony.

"Fuck, brother, you can't do it!" Yandao's host pinched Chuya's arm in horror. "That's not a reason to beat someone up!"

"What reason do you need to beat someone up!" Zhong Ye was almost angry. "Abducting a girl is out of the question, beat him up!"

It's flying like chickens and dogs jumping again, and the soldiers are in chaos.

After finally persuading him to come down, Yan Dao was choked by the next news and almost fainted before he let go of his breath.

"After the leader's handover ceremony is over, Yan Dao-chan will temporarily join Butei as an exchange." Mori Ogai almost burst out laughing. "At that time, I will also abdicate. I can take a walk with Yan Daojiang and look outside. It's good."

"When did this happen?" What did you guys do behind my back and Chuya?Why was I kicked out of Hong Kong and Heilongjiang for no reason and entered Wuju as a freelancer?

"It's also this week." Osamu Dazai shrugged. "Hong Kong gangsters are too powerful, and all three parties are pursuing balance and restraining each other. There are countless powerful supernatural beings in the Secret Service Division. In comparison, the strength of military reconnaissance is indeed a bit weak. No one can explain [dirty] to him when Zhongye is gone, Fu Sawa Yukichi’s [Human Master Doesn’t Create] I don’t know if it can work for the existence of supernatural life forms, so we thought about it for a long time, so we had to send my sister sauce to work for them in Butei temporarily. .”

Yan Dao... Yan Dao has been fooled, and now he has nothing to say.

"On the day of the handover ceremony, Chief Mori and I will make arrangements. If we want to deceive the Supernatural Secret Service, we still have to work hard to pretend." Osamu Dazai continued to fool around.

"Okay, I see." Yan Dao pursed his lips reluctantly. "Remember to come and see me more in the future."

Yes, yes, as long as you don't beat me up then.

Dazai thought.

Three days later, the handover ceremony.

"Is there anyone here who disagrees with this result?" Osamu Dazai, who was wearing the leader's costume, looked at the audience.

"I don't agree." The host of Yandao stood up according to the plan Dazai gave her.

She is the adopted daughter of Mori Ogai, and it is reasonable to speak up for her adoptive father at this moment.

"One vote." Osamu Dazai remained expressionless. "Anyone else have an opinion?"

The entire Mafia senior management at the port was silent. The top few were either persuaded by Osamu Dazai with various facts and plans, or they hadn't realized what the current situation was.

"Yandao cadres, the majority is against the minority, your objection is invalid."

Osamu Dazai succeeded in succeeding, nothing happened.

In the evening of the next day, Mafia's high-level cadre Yandao host "defected", and the new leader sent countless subordinates to "hunt and kill", including Oda Sakuto, who was relatively close to Yandao before and is still working in Xiongying. He was implicated and fired, and was ordered not to return to Yokohama, and died of old age in Shizuoka.

It is said to be defection, to hunt down, to be expelled, in fact, it is just perfunctory on the surface, and the scene in private is the same as sending off relatives. Anyway, Butei has already colluded with Hong Kong gangsters on this matter, and people on both sides don’t say anything Nothing happened, only the Supernatural Secret Service was kept in the dark, perfect.

Odasaku, who was also kept in the dark in Shizuoka, had just received the news that he was fired when he found a series of messages sent to his mobile phone.

At a cursory glance, there are all kinds of information, most of which are remittances and transfers, and the last one is a message from Osamu Dazai.

[Remember to send me the electronic version of the manuscript in the future, and my sister sauce will also entrust you to take care of it. ]

"...Ah, good." Odasaku closed the phone.

The unmanned warehouse selected by Yokohama, Butei and Gang Hei.

"Mr. Fukuzawa, please take good care of our Yandao cadres." The head of the logistics department wiped his tears with a small handkerchief. "Please be careful, don't let the wild boar get close to her." Then the whole person ran to the side, buzzing.

Koye Ozaki touched Yandao from the top of her head to her shoulders, and finally handed her a bunch of car keys. "Little Yandao will not be able to be with us often in the future. You must take care of yourself in the future. If you want to buy something, or if someone bullies you, tell the eldest sister, no matter how you talk to Zhong Ye, no matter how bad you are, tell Dazai, Everyone will help you. Take these car keys, and you can’t suffer yourself when you go out.”

Zhong Ye was busy using a false identity to buy her a new house, renovate her, and was also busy sending money to the newly built Kali in Yandao.In addition to Nakaya’s own money, Miss Hongye’s, Dazai’s, and many Hong Kong black employees sneaked in, wiped their tears and begged him to transfer it to Yandao. It's all superficial.

After finishing the tasks at hand, Zhongya patted Yan Dao's head.

"The martial arts conditions don't need to be Hong Kong gangsters. After a while, the rumors will not be so tight. We will unfreeze your original card. It has been a hard time for you. We will visit you often in the future, and things will be mailed to you with other identities. , you remember to take care of yourself, don’t even get out of bed when the day comes, and no one will complete the task for you in the future.”

All members of the military reconnaissance: ... This kind of posture that you can't wait to hang the main body of Yandao host with treasures, send cars, houses, money, and things, are you all treated like this by Hong Kong black cadres who defected?

Why did a lemon suddenly appear in my hand?Why do I involuntarily stuff lemons into my mouth?Chick Chick Fuck!

Koyo Ozaki and Chuya Nakahara: No, Yandao's "defection" is the same treatment. Try someone else's defection, and your teeth will be knocked out.

"I will trouble you from now on, Mr. Fukuzawa." Ozaki Koyo opened the red umbrella. "We shouldn't stay long."

Nodding with a blank face, Fukuzawa Yukichi led back his new members, with countless Hong Kong black employees crying behind him.

"Let's go, let's go back." Ozaki Momiji put Chuya's shoulder on her shoulder. "Stay here to reveal your secrets. Before we go out, we have to create some fighting scenes."

Ten minutes later, the empty abandoned warehouse suddenly collapsed.

Leaving aside the Butei of the members of the Xiti Rich Women's Club, the atmosphere in the office of the chief executive at the highest level in the Hong Kong and Hei Building, which is tacitly understood by everyone from top to bottom, fell into silence.

Osamu Dazai stood in front of the huge floor-to-ceiling windows, overlooking the night view of Yokohama outside the window, and Nakaya was a few steps behind him, also silent.

"The times are getting farther and farther. Looking at the development of history, different abilities will appear one after another in the future. Sooner or later, the Black Party will be silent in the long river of history. This period is not peaceful. I don't know what happened to that guy Tosi , Sister Sauce, it’s better to put it in Wuzhen temporarily, it can be a little safer. And hasn’t Xiongying been seeking cooperation with Wuzhen all this time? I want to find a teacher from Wuzhen, and my sister sauce appeared in Wuzhen The timing is absolutely right."

The night view of Yokohama, Wanjia is brightly lit, the streets are full of traffic, and there are occasional noises and gun confrontations. This is the place they have been protecting.

"It's impossible for us to leave. As soon as Zhongye leaves, you will probably go directly to the laboratory, but my sister sauce can do it. What's more, the strength of Hong Kong and Hei is a little too strong. If you two choose one person at random, you It's enough to wipe Butei, so let's say...we want to wash her resume, any method is good. And doesn't Aizawa Yuta like her, when I sent my younger sister to receive treatment, I talked to him, unexpectedly It’s not bad, he should be a person who can give sister sauce happiness.”

"... Tsk." Zhong also smacked his lips. "The host knows about this, and I'm afraid I'll beat you to death. Let's say it first. If she wants to beat you, I'll definitely help her or not."

"Why did Sister Jiang beat me to death? Although it was to clean her up and ask her to join Butei, it doesn't mean we can't play with her."

Osamu Dazai closed one eye, as if he had returned to his youth, with a gentle voice, and the corner of his mouth was fixed in a proper position, but in his luan-colored eyes, darkness and coldness grew wildly.

"Hong Kong gangsters have made enough concessions. If we don't turn a blind eye to this matter of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, I'm afraid I'm about to explode."

So the office fell silent again.

After a long time, Zhong also suddenly remembered something.

"Since you think that guy Aizawa Shouta can treat the host well, why did you make so many troubles a few days ago?"

Osamu Dazai choked, and after thinking for a while, he spoke confidently: "Is this difficult to understand? Make trouble."