Bigshot Cultivator Bewildering People Every Day

Shao Lan made enough mental preparations before opening the door of the room where Shen Qingjiang was imprisoned.

He had envisioned the various situations the other party would show before.

Out of his understanding of his nominal "boyfriend", he knew that Shen Qingjiang was still somewhat stubborn.

This kind of stubbornness made him look a bit noble, if he kept his face straight, he would be more like Shao Lan's sweetheart.

But he is not my sweetheart.Shao Lan smiled playfully: he is just a little pet, a kitten whose claws have been pulled out.

Speaking of which, Shen Qingjiang must have been very flustered. I don't know if he will continue to maintain that useless persistence, or will he pounce on him and beg him to let him go?

Maybe there will be a few temper tantrums... Then it needs to be rectified.

Thinking of that scene, Shao Lan couldn't help showing a malicious smile on his face.

But let him imagine all the situations, and he never expected the following situation.

When the locked door was opened, Shao Lan saw a chair facing the door for the first time, and Shen Qingjiang was sitting on that chair upright, looking at himself with a smile on his face. After a while, it seemed as if it had been expected.

Seeing Shao Lan come in, Shen Qingjiang nodded to him symbolically, his emotions and movements were quite calm.

Shao Lan: "..."

Even he was momentarily made a little hairy by this unexpected scene.

He was so scared that he recalled on the spot whether Shen Qingjiang had a history of mental illness.

"What are you doing?"

The moment Shao Lan's scolding blurted out, it overlapped with the voice of the person on the other side: "I figured it out."

Shao Lan was taken aback, then narrowed his eyes suspiciously: "You said you figured it out?"

"Yes." Shen Qingjiang nodded quickly, "People live their entire lives for a bite of food. I figured it out, now I just want to have a meal."

When will Shen Qingjiang still speak Hubei dialect...

This was the first thought that jumped into Shao Lan's mind.

However, this little thing is really a little less promising than Shao Lan expected, it's just that he has been hungry for two days, so he can't stand it.

What else did he plan to do.

But there are good things to be good, at least being good makes people worry.

"I'm not such an inconsiderate lover, I won't even let you eat." Shao Lan leaned over slightly, with a fake smile on his face, "But you made me very angry before...it's okay Say it?"

Shen Qingjiang said quickly: "I will stay in this room from now on, unless you let me go, otherwise I will not go anywhere."

The direction of this performance... is much more than Shao Lan's expected voluntary dedication.No matter how you say it, you have to take the initiative to offer a kiss.

But from another point of view, this awareness is also justified.After all, Shen Qingjiang has always been very pure, and it is possible that he did not think of it for a while.

Shao Lan frowned and straightened up, and nodded at Shen Qingjiang twice.He lowered his voice and said warningly:

"Qingjiang, you have always been obedient, so I am also willing to trust you. I can forgive you for asking to break up... But you remember, my trust in you is precious, only once, only once."

Shen Qingjiang nodded obediently, without saying a word of nonsense, it seemed that he was really hungry.

"Good boy." Shao Lan slowed down his expression in a timely manner, and gave a soft compliment.

He was well versed in the principle of giving a sweet date with a stick, and asked Shen Qingjiang with a pleasant face: "What's for dinner? Do you still want to eat oyster porridge?"

This was one of Shen Qingjiang's favorite foods before the two broke up.

Sure enough, Shen Qingjiang did not refuse the request. Looking at the face that looked very similar to his sweetheart's obediently saying yes, Shao Lan only felt that his mood was much happier.

"Wait." Shao Lan reached out to touch Shen Qingjiang's face, "Is there anything else you want?"

"Suona." Shen Qingjiang quickly stopped Shao Lan's hand, preventing him from putting it on his face.He raised his head and asked calmly and naturally, "I want a suona."

"...What do you want this for? Don't you learn the harmonica?"

"To pass the time." Shen Qingjiang said in a low voice.He seemed to have remembered something, and even lowered his head, as if he didn't want to face Shao Lan at the moment, "The harmonica...I don't want to move it now."

Shao Lan thought he understood, and he showed another smug smile.

"Yes. Qingjiang, your level of willfulness is still within my tolerance... But you know, I won't always be so tolerant."

After leaving this meaningful sentence, Shao Lan turned around and left, not forgetting to lock the door twice before leaving.

As soon as he left the room, Luo Jiujiang quickly raised his head and confirmed with the system: [The original owner is learning the flute, right? ]

[right. ] The system added, [But Shao Lan doesn't remember this, he only remembers that the original owner played the harmonica because...]

Luo Jiujiang answered quickly: [It's because the original owner was in a street band with his friends, and he fell in love with him while playing the harmonica. ]

[Yes. ]

[Shao Lan set a trap for the original owner because the manner in which he played the instrument was particularly like Qianling? ]

[Yes. ]

There was a clear expression of exclamation on Luo Jiujiang's face. His expression changed several times, and finally it only turned into a question: [So, what is the similarity between the posture of playing the harmonica and the posture of playing the piano?He blind him. ]

Even a foreigner like him knows that a keyboard instrument like a piano is very different from a wind instrument like this!

System 5555: […] Good question.

It reluctantly replied: [Maybe, the common point is that both of them need humans to manipulate the black and white keys. ]

Luo Jiujiang complained: [According to his eyes, as long as you find someone to ride a zebra, it may be no different from Qianling. ]

System: […] I'm afraid it won't work, you're a bit too far behind.

After the joke was over, the system performed its duty to remind Luo Jiujiang: [Host, your acting performance just now defeated 0.01% of the hosts, and you can get the title of "not acting at all".According to the data analysis of Shao Lan's past behavior, he should have become suspicious on the spot. ]

[Here, it is recommended that the host still act with his heart, so as to complete the task as soon as possible. ]

Luo Jiujiang thought about how he should answer this question.

He euphemistically explained: [Look, I am a knife repairer. ]

[? ] The system failed to understand what he meant.

[So let me go, and generally do it on the spot if you don’t accept it. ]

Luo Jiujiang said very sincerely: [Acting is not good at acting, and I will never be able to act in this life. Only by drawing a knife and doing it can we solve the scum like this. ]

system:[……]

System 5555 is trying to launch the final struggle: [But you will always encounter an invincible and powerful enemy, and you need to disguise...]

[No. ] Luo Jiujiang replied firmly.

System 5555: […]

[There is no such person.All enemies stronger than me were killed by me.The unmatchable opponent I left for later to kill. ]

System 5555: […]

After much deliberation, he can only give the highest praise in the system world.

[You are such a jerk. ]

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Shao Lan was obviously suspicious of Shen Qingjiang's overly calm performance, but he didn't bring it up on the bright side.

He thought that this unexpected reaction was another hidden way of Shen Qingjiang's resistance.

After all, human psychology is a very delicate thing. If you are forced to kneel down on the spot, you will inevitably have to find some coordination elsewhere.

Shao Lan scoffed at this kind of Ah Q's spiritual victory method, but it was not incomprehensible to him, and the weak had only this channel to vent.

However, after all, tomorrow is the day when his sweetheart agrees to come to visit him. At such a special moment, no amount of precautions can be overstated.

Shao Lan had thought that Shen Qingjiang's request for musical instruments might be for help, but Shen Qingjiang is currently imprisoned in the auxiliary buildings of the villa, and the piano he prepared for his sweetheart is placed in the main house.

The sound insulation effect of the villa is very good, and the distance between the two is almost the difference between two buildings in a normal community. Shao Lan doesn't think Shen Qingjiang can successfully ask for help with a musical instrument.

It was just like what Shen Qingjiang said, it could just pass the time for him.

Of course, in the end, just in case, Shao Lan put an extra lock on Shen Qingjiang's door.

—he added ten more locks to no avail.

Luo Jiujiang forced the spiritual power into a needle shape, and three or four "spiritual power probes" were inserted into the keyhole at the same time, one by one corresponding to the spring required for unlocking.

Just a click, and the tightly closed door that once made Shen Qingjiang extremely desperate suddenly opened.

System 5555 was obviously a little surprised by this: [I thought the host would choose an easier way. ] For example, directly punching the door open and so on.

Luo Jiujiang corrected the misconception of the system: [I have many skills. ]

There was still an iron chain hanging on the doorknob, Luo Jiujiang just glanced at it, and easily opened it in the same way.

Pulling out the iron chain casually and throwing it on the ground, Luo Jiujiang turned around and picked up the suona, a wicked smile gradually appeared on his face.

Shao Lan, who grew up with a golden spoon in his mouth, has been studying in private colleges since he was a child. He has been studying abroad since high school. He is familiar with Western music venues and is also a guest of the Opera House.

He read Hume well and mocked Kant and Rousseau.I feel that Socrates is just a bombastic daydreamer who can't defend himself, and Freud is just a poor man who failed to sell his ideas for a good price.

To sum up, as a gentleman who received western education since childhood, Shao Lan made a fatal mistake: he did not know enough about his motherland.

He still doesn't know what kind of lethal weapon the musical instrument Suona born in this ancient country is.

If the piano is the prince of musical instruments and the violin is the queen of musical instruments, then suona is the villain of musical instruments.

This is a single soldier with strong penetrating power and high-pitched and full tone that can rival the entire band!

As a musical instrument that can blow the full moon, even the first seven, and blow people out of the mother's womb and into the coffin, the existence of suona has its own reason.

Luo Jiujiang didn't even have to go out of the door, he copied the suona twice in his palm, just stood at the door, held his breath and blew——

In an instant, the piano paled and the human voice dimmed, and a suona pierced the sky!

In the main building of the villa, Han Qianling put down his hand that just touched the piano keys in surprise, while Shao Lan suddenly turned his head!

Shao Lan didn't know at this time, from the moment the big rogue in the musical instrument industry was blew, and the intense and high-spirited tune suddenly hovered over the villas, he basically had nothing to do with this scene.