Bigshot Cultivator Bewildering People Every Day

When Luo Jiujiang opened his eyes, he only felt a kind of weakness that made him feel quite new and strange.

You know, Luo Jiujiang has practiced swords and body exercises since he was a child.Not to mention his later body of the sword god full of yin and yang power, when he was young, his physical strength was much stronger than his current body.

He tried to stretch his limbs, sat up from the bed with his arms propped up, and squeezed the muscles on his left arm with his right hand.

"Wow, cotton." Luo Jiujiang sighed in surprise.

System 5555: [I chose a 23-year-old male body with a normal body fat percentage for the host, please face up to the gap between ordinary humans and you]

Luo Jiujiang laughed, and he replied kindly and sincerely: "But I'm just an ordinary human being." ]

System 5555: […]

To be honest, System 5555 doesn't want to talk.

Ordinary human beings will not directly separate the digitized ontology of the system in only 0.0037 seconds when faced with an unscientific event like the upper body of the system.

They will not forcibly force the system to sign a series of terms of humiliating the country after stripping the system itself.

It's only because System 5555 was so blind at the time that it mistook the pearl for a fish eye and the tiger for an orange cat.

What's the difference between this and moths jumping into the flame or throwing themselves into the net!

One of the clauses that the system was forced to sign, humiliating the country, required System 5555 to try its best to find a suitable host body for the host, help him enter this world, and then hide it from the eyes of the world's will.

Because the original body of this great god is too arrogant, if you don't use the boarding method, you won't be able to get the world pass at all.

——By the way, the last time this great god entered a certain world with his original body, he was pushed and dragged out by the will of the world.

Even if the world of physics has been in decline for a long time, it has already evolved into a world of sports. In diving, there have been situations such as upward volley flipping 32 degrees, drill-style falling into the water with zero splash, and ballet cygnet-style [-]-whiplash one-foot entry into the water. but……

But this great god sucked up the water from the entire swimming pool and formed a huge swimming dragon to wrap him in it. He drove this giant dragon to swim around the field three times, isn't he too contemptuous of this world? Gravity formula and fluid mechanics?

Then this person actually had the nerve to say that it was to commemorate his eternal love?

System 5555 was blacklisted by that world will on the spot.The great god who was the culprit didn't change his face about this situation, obviously he was used to this kind of treatment.

System 5555 felt bad on the spot. After a quick search on the system intranet, it was found that the main body of this great god had been included in the list of denial of entry by a long list of worlds.

... How many worlds has he offended!

That is to say, the system 5555 did not have time to download the high-quality three-link material package when it left the factory, otherwise he would have to...Speaking of it, he knows why such things are sold in the system-specific mall.

Just guard against such a host!

Luo Jiujiang still doesn't know the system's slander, even if he knows, there is a high probability that he won't take it seriously.

The first time he possessed a body, he felt pretty good about himself, and asked the system in a pleasant manner: [Let me get a general understanding of the situation here. ]

System 5555 pulls out the background information of this character and gives it to him: [Character information is being called out...]

[Call out successfully]

The information is in text form, displayed in front of Luo Jiujiang with a projected light screen.Luo Jiujiang was not very surprised by this, nor would he raise an objection of "why there is no way of inheriting memory".

As a sword god in the world, he certainly knows that people have three souls and seven souls, and the memory is controlled by the main soul Taiguang.If you save someone else's memory and make it a readable hard disk, you have to dismantle it for the soul.

Generally, if there is no particularly great hatred, they will not do this.

Seeing his calm reaction, the system couldn't help but recall the hosts it had brought with it before, and finally admitted that it was indeed easier for those who knew how to do so.

……

Luo Jiujiang flipped the light screen up and down, reading the original owner's story.

When he saw the beginning, he thought it was a love story, and when he saw the middle, he thought it was a warning and surprise, but when he saw the end, he found that it was basically a crime documentary.

The original owner's name is Shen Qingjiang, and the target person's name is Shao Lan.

In a nutshell, this is a story of the original owner who unfortunately met Shao Lan on the street, Shao Lan was tricked into falling in love with the original owner knowing nothing about it.

While at the original master's university, his parents died in a car accident.Even if he got a lot of compensation, the lack of family affection is something that no amount of money can make up for.

It was at this moment that Shao Lan stepped in.

At first, the original owner was very happy that he had found a suitable lover, who was handsome, tall, successful in his career and personable.

He filled the vacant feelings of the original owner.

Although her boyfriend has a bit of a habit of being one-sided, it is unavoidable to think that Shao Lan is in a high position after all at a young age.

But what kept the original owner in doubt was that Shao Lan always cared about his face beyond the level of a lover... or, in other words, paid attention.

Although the explanation given by the other party was that he fell in love with the original owner at first sight and liked the original body's appearance very much, the original owner still felt something was wrong.He will never forget the scene where Shao Lan and himself were furious when he accidentally scratched his cheek.

Shao Lan later apologized to him, telling him that he just cared too much about him, and was very flustered to see the original owner injured.But that unusual anger still planted seeds of doubt in the heart of the original owner.

Luo Jiujiang sighed slightly when he saw this: [This Shao Lan has a problem.Sometimes, trusting your intuition is not a bad thing, and it can even save lives in a pinch. ]

System 5555 does not refute this.

[By the way, where are we now?How far is it from Shao Lan? ]

The system replied sternly: [The location shows that you are currently located in Shao Lan's villa, within 500 meters of the target person. ]

Luo Jiujiang: [...Huh?Are they reconciled?Are you still together now? ]

He stopped talking and continued to look down.

The original owner's intuition was actually not a problem. One day, the original owner found a photo in Shao Lan's study.

The boy in the photo is [-]% similar to the original owner.

Coincidentally, when he accompanied Shao Lan to a friend's gathering that night, a young and beautiful lady brazenly told him that the real genuine card was about to return to China.

An ominous premonition arose in the original owner's heart. He tried to continue to deal with this woman, but he didn't expect that the other party was quite irritable. After only a few rounds, the original owner was slapped in the face in public.

The crisp sound of that slap resounded throughout the box, and Shao Lan rushed to the two of them immediately.Before the original owner had complicated feelings in his heart, Shao Lan flew into a rage, first pushed the woman away, and then reprimanded the original owner for not protecting her face.

The original owner looked into his eyes and suddenly realized where his only utility lay.

His heart was completely cold, and he wanted to find a secluded place to break up with Shao Lan.Unexpectedly, the other party was quite resistant to this topic, stuffed the original owner into the car on the spot, and then drove away.

He told the original owner that he was "going to a place where we can talk quietly", and the original owner agreed to this matter thinking of getting together and getting away.Unexpectedly, he brought the original owner back to his home.

He imprisoned the original owner in a villa room and fasted for three days until the original owner was forced to surrender.

What's ridiculous is that during these three days, the original owner once saw a worker deliver a piano to the main villa through the one-way window glass - it is said that Shao Lan didn't dare to get involved with Bai Yueguang, Just a pianist.

Then on the morning of the third day, the original owner watched Shao Lan carefully lead a figure into the villa through the sealed window glass.

The record on the light screen is broken here. Luo Jiujiang flicked twice with his fingers and found that there was no text, and asked the system 5555 in doubt: [It's over? ]

[No, the following content involves the personal privacy of the customer, and because it includes details of criminal acts, it is officially protected by the world, so it is inconvenient to omit. ]

The corners of Luo Jiujiang's mouth twitched, and a hint of bad intentions slowly rose in his heart: [Can you briefly summarize it? ]

this is okay.

The system summed it up in one sentence: [The task target was rejected by Bai Yueguang, became angry from embarrassment, and violated the client that night.After that, the client relented and regained food that could sustain him, but he was not free.For several years, the client was kept under close physical surveillance, accompanied by compulsive sexual behavior, until the client committed suicide. ]

[According to the autopsy report of the original owner, the left canine tooth of the original owner was broken before death, and the second premolar was loose; the first and second premolar on the right side fell out.The left arm had a fracture and old injury, the shoulders on both sides had been habitually dislocated, and there was hemorrhage in the frontal lobe, which was caused by external impact.Signs of multiple organ failure. ]

System 5555 detected several changes in Luo Jiujiang's expression, and couldn't help reminding: [You promised me at that time that you would cooperate with me.I find a suitable body for you, you fulfill the wish of the client, and get regret points from the target person. ]

Luo Jiujiang fully agrees with this.At this time, his murderous intent was boiling: [Definitely.Such a scumbag is not enough to be angry with the common people-you wait for me to go to the kitchen to find a knife, [-] knives is a lot, I promise to make this 'task target' regret his birth tonight. ]

System: [...Wait, calm down. ]

System: [First suggestion, please do not violate the laws of this world! ]

System: [No, what we mean by regret is not to make the mission target regret his birth! ]

Luo Jiujiang wondered: [Isn't it also a regret to make him regret his birth? ]

System: [... I don't know, no host has tried this yet. ]

It saw that Luo Jiujiang was still a little indifferent, and hurriedly added: [The customer in this world is a kind and lawful person. Although the customer has entered the reincarnation process, please keep your reputation for the customer! ]

System 5555 originally had no illusions about such vain concepts such as "clear name" and "persistence", but it did not expect that this great master was really persuaded by this sentence.

Maybe it has something to do with the heart of this great god.

"Well, if it's Mr. Shen's last wish to stay innocent in the world, then I respect it." Luo Jiujiang sighed and compromised: [I will not use this method against Shao Lan for the time being. ]

The system breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly chased after the victory and said: [And if your behavior is too far from the world's "Shen Qingjiang", you may be rejected by the world's will again.Please host think twice! ]

[Don't think twice, keep your word, I won't use the knife on him. ] Luo Jiujiang said coldly.

The warning red light flashing repeatedly in the 5555's internal programming finally calmed down because of Luo Jiujiang's words.

Luo Jiujiang clenched and loosened his hands in turn, probably from the degree of muscle emergence, he initially grasped the force value of this body.

He lifted up his sleeves and unbuttoned the neckline to look, but he didn't find any imaginative traces on his skin.

[System, what time is it now? ]

[The afternoon of the second day you were locked up in the villa.Bai Yueguang, the target person of tomorrow, will visit. ] In other words, the first rape has not yet occurred.

[Then get out first. ] Luo Jiujiang made a decision very easily, but when he was putting on his shoes, he suddenly thought of a question: [By the way, I have only seen written materials, what do Shao Lan and that Bai Yueguang look like? ]

The system silently projected two human faces in the air screen, and Luo Jiujiang was completely stunned when he saw it.

Luo Jiujiang: "..."

Qianling?

Isn't that Bai Yueguang's appearance exactly like his Taoist companion Han Qianling?

Wait, it is said that the client got into trouble because of his resemblance to Bai Yueguang?

Luo Jiujiang got out of bed resolutely, found the mirror and took a look in, and then he was stunned.

I don't know if it's because of Luo Jiujiang's spirit possessing him, but this "Shen Qingjiang" looks eight parts like Han Qianling, but also two parts like Luo Jiujiang himself.

In other words, if this face was brought to the world he was in, it would probably be recognized by all acquaintances as the son born between him and Han Qianling.

Luo Jiujiang: "..."

Luo Jiujiang touched his face and said with emotion: "Exciting, so exciting..."

system:[……]

The system reminded him: [Host, are you not getting out yet? ]

[Run what run! ] Luo Jiujiang asserted: [Qianling will come over tomorrow, so why should I leave! ]

System: […] You really deserve to be a legendary master who walks the tightrope for love, takes the lead for love, and can defy the gravity of the world for love.

If possible, 5555 doesn't want to talk to him.However, due to the requirements of its own core code, the system was forced to warn: [Remind the host, Shao Lan will enter your room tonight and have a short conversation with you. ]

[That's fine. ] Luo Jiujiang said decisively: [I just need a suona. ]

System: [...Excuse me, what? ]

[Suona.Don’t you know Suona, it’s the kind of trumpet played by Didi Baba. ]

System: […] What do you want the loudspeaker for? Standing beside someone’s bed in the middle of the night to deliver funerals?

In just two words, a noun, it has already smelled the aura of making troubles that are about to come!