[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

In order not to make Honghaier too sad, I prepared this line for a long time, thinking about it, worrying on all sides, for fear that one of the wrong words would make him fear women all his life. Just when I was in a dilemma, I suddenly listened to Chang'e Suddenly said: "You think too much, I am a woman."

Hong Haier looked at her, then at me, and asked in a daze, "What does this mean?"

Chang'e said: "Oh, but he's a boy. What do you think so much about a kid? You'll know when you grow up. It's alright. Let's play in the mud by myself. I'm going to go fishing."

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Hong Hai'er was always afraid of her, so she waved her hand back a few steps, retreated obediently, and went to the side to ask Shancai: "Is what he said true?"

Because I have very sharp ears, I hear things I shouldn't hear every time. I only hear Shancai say: "Of course not, she lied to you."

What if the monks agreed not to lie?

But what can I say, whatever I say, this kid will pester me endlessly.

I have always thought that monsters are very mysterious, because they have no intelligence at the beginning, only instinct, and they have cultivated for thousands of years to have intelligence, and then they are enlightened, learning, and understanding the world like ignorant children, but monsters are born monsters It's even more unreal, because it is reasonable to say that they have sanity, but the problem is that it is embarrassing for their sanity to grow so slowly. They are hundreds of years old, and they are like a six or seven-year-old child. There is one thing he can say no to. I understand, I just don’t understand, and it’s not a fake understanding, it’s a real understanding!

If there is another six or seven-year-old kid playing with him, when he is old and in his early hundred years old, he will finally have the sanity of eight or nine years old, how can he play with it!

Therefore, monsters fall in love with people at first sight when they fall in love, and they never say anything about their childhood sweethearts. This is very unfair to those who appeared too early.

All in all, under Chang'e's driving that day, Honghaier didn't have time to tell me the question. Since then, he never asked me this similar question, but I always feel that he didn't give up at all, because he looked at me with strange eyes. After a while, I suddenly started looking at Hui An with strange eyes, which made me very uneasy.

The problem is that Hui An doesn't feel it at all, because he has been very weird since he was a child, and everyone looks at him with strange eyes. He has long been used to it. If one day, someone looks at him with the eyes of a normal person, he will On the contrary, I still have to get used to it. For a while, I was afraid that this new red boy would abduct my strange apprentice into a more terrifying situation and make him an even weirder person. I wished I could watch them both twelve hours a day. His actions made it a habit for me to peep secretly for a while, which made me feel very contemptuous.

But these are things for later, but the biggest problem at that time was not here at all. The biggest problem at that time was: Chang'e was not happy.

Chang'e was really unhappy.

To be honest, if Tianting paid someone to write a historical record for Chang'e's Guanghan Palace, then this record could be titled: Fairy is also unhappy today.

But it is because Fairy Chang'e is unhappy that it has become the norm, so everyone is no longer afraid of her being unhappy, and everyone is afraid of her being very unhappy.

Like today.

It seems that her resentment is too heavy. The few fish in my pond just refuse to take the bait and let her catch it. It's really hateful that the fish even bullies me!"

I guess they didn't coordinate well this time, and the lottery was really not drawn out, which led to Chang'e's dilemma of not being able to catch a single fish.

Just as I was squinting and trying to force the fish in the pond to take the bait in this way, I suddenly heard a sound of wind in the sky, and I saw a vigorous figure emerging from the clouds, and the Monkey King came again.

Yes, he's at it again!

I can't figure it out, has he depended on me for the rest of his life? I suspect that he either came here to beg me to save his master, or he just likes to see the miserable scene of me running around in a hurry because of that golden cicada. He's so secretive Sneak secretly.

Chang'e was so angry that she couldn't catch any fish. It was very hard for me to serve her tea and water and shake the fan. Sun Wukong turned over and jumped into my pond. The fish in the water probably finally reached an agreement. He was preparing to fish sacrifices for Chang'e like a hero, but when Sun Wukong jumped down, the landing was really awe-inspiring, shaking the water in the whole lotus pond, and frightening the few fish bones that had finally become brave enough to slip away without a trace up.

Chang'e watched the fish in the water disappear, and she was just so close to being baited that she was furious, and said angrily, "What are you doing pestering Avalokitesvara again, you foolish monkey! You go, I'll cover him!" If you make trouble again, call out!"

She said this out of anger, but it made all three of my disciples tremble in fright, Sun Wukong said in a daze, "What's wrong with Fairy Chang'e now, is she in a bad mood?"

Although this monkey has a big temper, but when a girl loses his temper, especially a good-looking girl loses his temper, he is very patient, and said: "Who messed with you?"

Chang'e said coldly: "No one messed with me. I just need someone to give me a good blow. It's not a good time for you to come."

To be honest, Chang'e's combat value has always been a mystery. Some people spread rumors that the strength is higher than that of Northern Zhenwu, but because he has never made a move, no one knows.

Sun Wukong said in a good voice: "This time, I really didn't come to bother the Bodhisattva. It's just that although my grandson has been suppressed for 500 years, he still knows a little about things in this world. So today I came here to ask the Bodhisattva. Do you still remember the black water?" Didn't the river ever?"

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Why don't you monkey go where there is a problem, are you sincerely bumping into trouble!

Heishuihe is really dark here, and everyone knows that most of the children in the family are disobedient and make trouble, either the third child or the ninth child, such as the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, the third prince of the Dragon King of the East Sea...

Maybe these two numbers are contradictory.

This one from Heishuihe is an old nine, the old nine dragons of the original Jinghe Dragon King's family.

His father is very troublesome. He bet too much with Yuan Shoucheng and lost his life. He was the one who was beheaded by Wei Zhengmeng in the beginning. At that time, I happened to be looking for Buddhist scriptures in Chang'an because of the tragic death of this dragon king. In the future, ghosts will be haunting me, and I will ask Tang Taizong to settle accounts in my dream. The Buddha insisted that I exorcise him, and this is the one who exorcised him.

Anyway, his father is unlucky, and he is not a worry-free kind. I am really worried.

Chang'e was at a loss and asked, "What's wrong with the Heishui River?"

Sun Wukong said: "My master was arrested over there. The person who arrested him was a monster who was in charge of the Water Mansion."

He said it more tactfully, because he probably had an impression of these younger dragons. I told them about love, and he didn't dare to slander them very much. It can be seen that he has not seen them for a few days, and his brain is swollen.

I was worrying, when I suddenly heard a sentence from beside me: "Avalokitesvara."

Startled, I quickly turned to look at her.

To be honest, Fairy Chang'e has a long gown with water sleeves, a slender waist, and a graceful skirt. I really don't know how she suddenly pulls out this big knife every time.

I saw a white-edged sword being held in her slender and soft hands at some point, and her face was as cold as ice, without any warmth at all, and a strange smile suddenly appeared on the corner of her mouth: "I want to find someone A place to stretch your muscles.”

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To put it mildly.

To put it bluntly: the old lady is in a bad mood, and the old lady wants to fight, the kind of fight to death.

She suddenly turned her eyebrows, and revealed a soft and charming smile, her voice was as soft as the strings of a piano, and she asked me with a smile, "Can you do it?"

Me: "... This dragon is the seed of the former Jinghe Dragon King. It's very miserable after his father died. You should be gentle."

I used to think that Sun Wukong likes to fight, my apprentice likes to fight, and I am already miserable.

Look now, I still have a long way to go.

Chang'e sneered and said, "I don't know about this, it's just that this little thing has no heart. That day, the Jade Emperor said that he would cut off every nest, and the bullying king even beheaded all nine of his sons. You didn't ask him for mercy." Next life? Now Jin Chanzi is ordered to learn scriptures, but he robs people halfway, he really knows how to repay his kindness, this kind of ungrateful person should be dealt with."

The heroic spirit of "I haven't been a hero for many years" in the tone really makes me admire and fear.

I really think that when a fairy Wulin emerges, the heroic and righteous fairy Chang'e can shout at the injustice, skip the red tape and become the leader of the Wulin.real.

I know she has the worst temper, and I'm afraid that her impulsiveness will cause trouble, and she is a master who doesn't listen to advice. In the end, I can only say nicely: "Then you, then don't beat me to death..."

I heard Red Boy suddenly whispering: "Number one is number one, Shancai number two is calling Shancai number one!"

???

Shancai also lowered his voice and said, "No. [-], No. [-], No. [-] received it! What's the matter?"

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When did you two start playing like this?

Red Boy asked quietly, "What does Bodhisattva mean?"

Shancai said: "The meaning is: fight to the death, but hold your breath at the end. You know, monks are very kind. After you enter Buddhism, you must be as kind as a Bodhisattva."

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Your translation is really good, Classmate No. [-].