[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

I have said long ago that the most powerful person in the world is a person like Chang'e, who is calm when she scares people, no matter how beautiful she looks, as long as her eyes are cold, it is enough to scare the opponent.

My psychological quality has never been very good. She scared me so much, I was really scared!

I was almost so scared that the red boy shivered and hugged each other. I never thought that although this child is usually very aggressive, now Chang'e just glanced at him with a sneer, and immediately frightened him to a mental collapse, and hugged me. Neck crying: "I don't care! I believe that Guanyin Bodhisattva will be my father in the future!"

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I looked at Chang'e weakly, struggled as hard as I could, and explained: "Fairy, believe me, this child is really not my cub..."

Chang'e looked at me sympathetically: "It's okay, I trust you. I know that Hongjun is talking nonsense."

???

What the hell is Hongjun talking about!How many terrible things did he come up with when he was idle every day!

After a while, she may feel that this is too hurtful, worried about my future psychological problems, and comforted me: "And cubs with your blood will not grow up so ugly."

In fact, I have never really understood the aesthetics of these peerless beauties. I have always felt that there is actually a line in Chang'e's eyes, separating two types of people: those who are a little uglier than her, and those who are much uglier than her.

To be honest, I have always felt that the red boy stood out from the blood of the Rakshasa girl and the bull devil, and his appearance level was simply mutated, and he was really not ugly.This child was born with a face as white as powder, eyebrows cut like a crescent moon, lips painted vermilion, and temples with blue clouds. He was really good-looking among monsters.In fact, I have always suspected that he was not born of the Bull Demon King. After all, if a cow's head can give birth to such beautiful cubs, how can those normal people live!

The red boy hugged my neck and cried, groaning to himself aggrievedly, "You are not allowed to rob my father", "A woman like you is what my mother called a bad woman", "You are so good-looking and you can't find anyone, why do you want to?" Come and steal my daddy" made me very embarrassed.

Chang'e and I said, "This child is young, and his parents are having trouble separating. It's very pitiful."

Hong Haier was originally the most aggressive and stubborn character, but now he is as obedient as a little milk cat. He really is like everything in the world, and there is always someone who can beat him to death. She's so pretty, don't rob my future father..."

I really couldn't listen anymore, and Hui An had already sat down with a handful of melon seeds and started knocking, so I could only say to Hong Haier: "I'm a monk, so I can't be your father..."

The red boy's eyes widened: "But you said it yourself, you are both single and immortal, and you have hair, I really don't understand why you humans are so troublesome, are you unworthy of marriage if you don't have hair, it's so pitiful ..."

After a while, he thought in vain about the truth beneath the surface, and said to himself: "Could it be that your human race uses hair to mate..."

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Do you know what a monk is?

Hair mating or something, it's really scary!

This kid grew up in the mountains and didn't know what a monk is. Although he had seen a few monks, they were all terrified. No one gave him the definition of a monk in popular science, and he didn't know about monks and Buddha. Why, I only know that from the outside, we all seem to be bald, but we actually try to see the essence through the phenomenon, and can see such a novel and unique essence, I really admire his perspective!

I could only explain to him patiently: "These monks may not all be bald, but they must not be able to marry a wife."

The red boy's eyes widened and his eyeballs almost fell off. He asked me, "Why?"

"Didn't you guys mate with your hair?"

I find it difficult for him to do this.

How can I popularize this kind of knowledge to a child whose mind is still a child.

I really couldn't tell him that hair has no such effect in front of the fairy, so I could only avoid it and say, "In short, monks are a group of people who give up the right to eat meat and give up the opportunity to reproduce for their own beliefs, trying to purify All sentient beings teach people to be good people. Some people shave and some don't, this is not necessarily the case."

The red boy became more and more shocked: "Is your human race so twisted? If you don't eat meat and don't have children, you are kind? And you have to shave your hair? If you don't eat meat but kill people, wouldn't you be considered a good person?"

Me: "...the one who doesn't kill people, the one who doesn't kill anything..."

The red boy said in amazement: "But you must eat the five grains. If you eat the five grains, wouldn't the five grains become refined? Isn't it also killing? Could it be that just because it doesn't bleed or groan, you can kill at will? Yet?"

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That's why I said that morality cannot cross races. After all, morality is very mysterious in the human race world. With the tide of the times, the boat will rise, go up and down...

But he is young, and he is a monster, how can I tell him this now, it really hurts my head.

The red boy asked me again: "Then if a person kills the enemy's people in order to defend the country, is he considered a good person or a bad person? Go to heaven or go to hell?"

aha!Finally a question I can answer!

I said to him: "It depends on where he died, and which country's gods will take care of him after he dies. If he dies in his own country, the gods will let him ascend to heaven after death; if he dies in an enemy country, the gods will let him die." He died and went to hell. The funniest thing is that sometimes the same god runs both countries."

Hong Haier stared at me with wide-eyed eyes, a pair of bright black eyes filled with fear of the unknown world, as if something had been broken in his head before it was formed.

I know that he is now hesitant about whether to let me be his father or not.

...Going around and around, it still came back.

This little baby is spiritual. He grew up in the mountains and has never received serious education. After he arrived in the South China Sea, I never taught him any Dharma, but he has already started to attack me with ultimate moral issues. Really smart.

Hong Haier didn't have any intrinsic moral values, but now I was surrounded by me, he was completely dumbfounded, he put his arm around my neck, opened his mouth wide, his eyes widened in a daze, and stood there stunned, as if he had been hit too hard. I can't even stand still.

I was about to let Shancai take him away, when suddenly I saw Shancai, Hui An, and Chang'e sitting on the united front, sharing melon seeds from Hui An's palm to eat, and looking at me and Honghaier as if watching a theater stage, Eat with relish.

They made me panic like this: "What do you mean?"

Chang'e flicked her feather-like sleeves, swept the melon seed shells off the fairy clothes, and said leisurely: "It's nothing, I just think it's very interesting to watch you Guanyin take care of your children."

After a while, he said again: "If I have a child in the future, I will give it to you to take care of it. I will recognize you as a godmother, right? I remember that Hongjun said these two words at the time. He never New words learned from God."

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pass it to me?

Leave it to me to break his three views every day?

I saw that Hong Haier was not doing well anymore, he was standing in front of me in a daze, his eyes were not focused, and he was staring at something that didn't exist, so I reached out and patted his head, coaxing him: "Go and play!" Well, in the future, I will find a god for your mother who is not a monk."

The red boy was pushed away by me, and after walking two steps blankly on the spot, he suddenly looked at Chang'e. He originally looked at Chang'e with a gloomy expression, but then he turned to me, looked at me, and then at Chang'e, as if he was looking at Chang'e. Comparing the two of us in my heart, I suddenly came to a conclusion in my heart, my eyes lit up, and I started to smile, as if there was some subtle and unspeakable connection between the two of us.He rushed over, took Chang'e's hand excitedly, and said, "Then are you a monk?"

Why did I have a bad premonition.

Chang'e glanced at him indifferently, feeling that the child was incomprehensible, and said casually, "How could I be a monk?"

After a while, she realized the more critical question and said, "Wait a minute, what are you going to do?"

Hong Haier grasped her hand tightly, as if to say something important and very solemn decision, took a deep breath, and said impassionedly: "Then you will be my future father from now on!"

Chang'e was originally the most calm and indifferent temperament, but the calmness that did not change before the collapse of Mount Tai disappeared at this moment. She could hardly sit still, and even suspected that there was something wrong with her ears. It took a long time to react, and asked in a daze: "... What did you say?"

Hong Haier jumped up and down happily, and said, "You are so good-looking and powerful, I will take you out in the future, and I won't have to worry about being bullied anymore!"

Chang'e turned her face away and looked at me inexplicably.

I looked at her incredulously, and pulled my skirt a little scared.

I always feel that it seems that because of me, Hong Haier has probably had a fundamental misunderstanding of the issue of women and men.