[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

We crossed the river and it was time to go up the mountain.There are so many mountains going down in this day, no matter where the coincidence comes from, we can meet the same mountain wherever we go, so this second monster is also pre-determined by the Buddha.

By the way, this goblin here is not any other goblin, but a pig spirit.

This pig essence was not pig essence at the earliest time, he was the marshal of the canopy on the Tianhe River, leading a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers, he was so majestic, he had made countless achievements under the Jade Emperor, and he had a fate to meet the grandson monkey at the beginning.

However, Marshal Tianpeng relied on his merits and high position to be handsome. Once he got drunk and molested Chang'e.

Logically speaking, he is also a canopy marshal after all. Even if he molests Chang'e, the fault is not particularly serious, and he didn't hurt anyone or hurt anyone. It's just that Chang'e is unhappy. up.

Who knew that after being hit with two thousand hammers by the Jade Emperor, he was directly demoted to the lower realm, and fell into the belly of a sow with a bang and snatched the house, so it could only be pig essence.

Alas, I don't feel sorry for him turning into a pig spirit, after all he flirts with girls from good families.

However, as a Bodhisattva, I always feel that the death penalty for those who have made minor mistakes will not solve the problem at all. Instead, it will encourage people who have made minor mistakes in the future not to think about correcting themselves, but simply kill the victim to cover up their tracks.

For example, Marshal Tianpeng molested Chang'e and was beaten with two thousand hammers to make pig spirits. If anyone accidentally touched the girl's little hand when drunk, he would be afraid that he would be demoted into pig spirits, and he would not apologize to the girl. Kill and hide, and there will be one more missing person in Heaven.

But having said that, there are quite a lot of missing persons in Heavenly Court.

It doesn't make sense for you to imprison a person who has made a mistake for thousands of years and he will know his mistake and repent. You need to educate him!Otherwise, the grievances will accumulate and become heavier, and a good fairy will become an evil ghost, and it will be even more chaotic.

In fact, Chang'e begged me for this matter. Chang'e said: "I was just out of breath at the beginning, so I reported him. I thought it was just to be punished and let him learn a lesson. Who knew he was beaten for two whole days?" Qian Hammer was also demoted to the lower realm. Bodhisattva, if he is a human being in the lower realm, I can feel a little at ease. After all, this is the cause and effect caused by himself, but he has become like that in the lower realm. Although I don’t agree with him I am familiar with it, but it is really not my original intention to cause him to become like this, Bodhisattva, you save the suffering, and I hope you can show justice."

Alas, you gods of heaven always count on our Western Heaven Buddha to show you justice, but where is the justice on your side?

Even if there is, I think it is fair that the Jade Emperor is in a good mood, and it is also fair when he is in a bad mood. In short, he is the biggest, and others have to listen to what he says, and he has no chance to whisper.

But Chang'e begged me, and I had to agree, after all, she was so good-looking, and although I was a Buddha, I should have no worries and joys, but I just couldn't see a beautiful little girl sad, so I had to tell the Tathagata that there are too many leftovers in heaven, and we Or find someone who eats a lot and sweep up the leftovers.

This saves waste and promotes good values.

All in all, after I came out of Liusha River, I had to walk around the mountain.

Before we went up the mountain, a pig, whether it was a pig or a human, rushed out with a strong wind. Before I could speak, he came up again and was about to beat me.

So, I watched my strange apprentice fight with the pig spirit again.

well!You monsters from the east, why do you beat people at every turn, and you will die if you speak a few words!

We at Xitian, we always chatter first, and only call when we annoy each other!

I thought about it, and asked Hui An to talk to him first. After all, Hui An hadn't talked about it for so many years, and now it's easy to have a chance in the world. It would be a pity if he didn't say anything.

I think I have to signal him that I want him to talk about it, but now he is obsessed with fighting and ignores me at all.

In fact, you just want to follow and fight, right you traitor!

Speaking of which, my apprentice is also very powerful. I happened to be there when the Heavenly Court accepted Sun Wukong. The reasoning is different from their constant fights and murders, so, in order to show my Buddha's sense of superiority, I asked Hui An to help.

I also deliberately gave him a look, telling him to talk, not to fight.

... Then he went and helped his father and brother to fight with Monkey King, and lost the fight.

Well now, the three apprentices of the Buddhist scriptures, he has already beaten them one by one, who else does he want to hit next, the Buddhist scriptures?ah?

I was very angry, a Buddha who doesn't like to talk is not a good Buddha, so I thought about throwing something to hit him, but I threw a lotus down and smashed them both apart.

I threw the lotus down, but the monster still didn't recognize me.I was wondering, is my recognition so low in the east?Although there are many Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, and walkers in the Western Paradise, I am the only one who dresses up as a woman and wears a skirt!

Zhu Jing looked left and right, and asked in a daze, "Where did such a big flower come from?"

This pig essence may be a fool.A drop of this flower could kill him.

Hui An: "My master threw it."

After a while, he saw that the pig essence was still not enlightened, so he kindly added: "Over there."

He pointed at me, as if I were a rock he brought over.

At the end, seeing that the pig spirit was still staring, he uttered one last sound, reminding: "Guanyin of the South China Sea."

Then, he didn't speak any more, just put a pestle there, and waited for the pig spirit to hit him.

Zhu Jing probably felt that the Buddha should be nagging when he appeared on the stage, he might not be used to the Buddha who does not nudge, and it took him a long time to accept this fact, and suddenly said: "It turns out that it is Guanyin Bodhisattva who sweeps away three disasters and saves eight difficulties! "

The attitude of this pig essence is much better than that of an honest person. He knelt on the ground with a plop, kowtowed and pleaded guilty, saying that he was not a pig essence, but the Marshal of the Canopy. See you...

Hui An stood aside, with a black face, not speaking.

When he first came here, he was still a little baby. After all, he was forcibly sent by his father. He didn’t understand many things. After he got acquainted with me, he happily called Goddess Guanyin. He probably thought I was a beautiful girl and wore it every day. The little white skirt is different from those other Buddhas and Bodhisattvas.

I think this kid grew up in the Heavenly Court, and the concept there is different from ours in the Western Heaven. I plan to wait for him to grow up before telling him about it, so as not to shock him too much. It leads to the fragmentation of the three views, which is not good for everyone.

So, when he was little, it took me a long time to correct him:

"Avalokitesvara!"

"...Call Master."

"Goddess of Mercy~"

"...Call Master!!"

"Empress Guanyin, can you take me to see the lotus flower?"

"...ask Master to take you there."

"Miss Master, why don't you take me to see the lotus flower!"

……

"You are only allowed to be called Master, not Your Lady!"

All in all, even if I am careful, my apprentice is like a weed. No matter how carefully you trim, water, and sunbathe him, he will still grow crooked when a gust of wind blows from somewhere.Even if I was so careful and prepared to find a suitable time to explain it clearly to him, one day he would know the truth of this matter out of nowhere.

Then, that little doll who was bouncing around all day suddenly turned into the current strange apprentice.

You see, even if I am the all-knowing Avalokitesvara, I was not born as a master. There are many things I can't do well, so my disciples are not like other people's disciples at all.

Therefore, when I accept disciples for Buddhist scriptures, I am very sad. Why can’t I choose another apprentice for myself?

But I thought about it. Although Hui An is a monster, he looks much better than a monster after all. Probably nothing in this world is perfect. He has grown from a pink and tender doll to a handsome boy. People, they have to become eccentric.

I said to the pig spirit: "You were guilty in the first place, but now you are still eating people here, adding to the crime, why don't you know how to change?"

In fact, what I said is very hypocritical, but what can I say?Said Chang'e asked me to help him?This guy may still think that Chang'e has thoughts on him, and he will not change his mind and go back to molesting others.

Who knew that pig spirit was still laughing, I thought he was ugly enough, but who knew he was even uglier when he laughed.He said loudly: "I have been guilty of a crime in the sky, where do I go to pray? Who cares about the second crime, the third crime, and the addition of tens of thousands of crimes! I can't live, I can't be reincarnated, even in the underworld, the eighteenth floor In hell, no one dares to forgive my crimes!"

He patted the man-eating belly and said: "Back then I led a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals, eliminated many evil spirits, guarded the river for tens of thousands of years, kept the balance in the world, and nourished everything. Not even pigs and dogs! Of course I know I shouldn't have teased Chang'e in the past, but look at my current situation, do I still care about what happened back then?"

As he spoke, he shook his ears: "My good Bodhisattva, you have a heart of compassion. You must know that not everyone in this world is as compassionate as you are!"

I said, "Why, you've been a monster for a long time, and you don't even want to practice Zhengguo anymore?"

The monster said dejectedly: "Why don't you want to? I also want to guard that day's river again, keep the lower world peaceful, and all things live forever; I am not without selfishness. Naturally, I want to be the leader of the army, the marshal of the canopy; there are many beauties in the sky, although I am not allowed Touch, it’s good to see it occasionally. But I’m guilty of God! I’m guilty of others, but I can ask God to open my eyes and give me justice. How about me? Now God wants me to live a life worse than death, and I don’t want him to do so! "

I said, "If you are willing to do good deeds, go to the west with that person who learns the scriptures, and I will let you atone for your sins and cultivate a righteous fruit."

That pig essence is obviously a very slippery guy, just now he kept talking about how he refused to be kind, but when he heard that he could get rid of the current miserable situation, he immediately changed his face, knelt on the ground with a plop, and kept saying that he was willing, not to say that he was sending Buddhist scriptures He is willing to go to the west, even if it is to learn the scriptures.

I originally wanted to refer to him as a surname according to the rules, but he is a pig. Do I want his surname to be a pig?

As soon as I hesitated, Hui An understood what I was thinking, and he said to me: "Master, you always talk about the equality of all beings. If you don't give him the surname pig now, it is species discrimination."

I:"……"

Me: "Okay then, from now on your surname will be Zhu, and your name will be Zhu Wuneng."

I took a look at Hui An, and found that he seemed to be smiling, even if the strange apprentice laughed, he laughed like a monster, the kind that you think he is smiling when you are far away, but when you get closer, it seems that he is not smiling, and the smile is worse than that of monsters. weird.

My strange apprentice can't take him to the lower world in the future, it's easy to learn bad things.

I looked at the pig spirit who swore that he would keep a vegetarian diet and cut off the five meats and three aversions in the future, and I wondered in my heart whether he would eat people and meat as soon as I turned around.

Hui An said to him, "You know that Guanyin Bodhisattva can know the past, future, north, south, east, west, and world affairs, right?"

Zhu Wuneng was startled.

Telling others about my super power is like putting a sticker on someone's toilet that says "a camera has been installed here", and it will easily scare people out of sequelae.

Hui An looked at him, pointed to his own eyes meaningfully, then pointed to Zhu Wuneng, and said sullenly, "We will always keep an eye on you."

Then, under his horrifying eyes, we drove away leisurely.