[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism
Chapter 3 The Strange Apprentice and the Ugly Monster
I stood on the top, watching Hui An and the monster fight in a dim light, and I was a little worried.
On the surface, it seems that the two are evenly tied, but the strange apprentice is not stupid, of course he knows in his heart that this goblin is the apprentice of the Buddhist scripture we are looking for, so Hui An wants to fight this guy, but he can't If you really beat him to death, it would be very hard if you beat him to death.
It's certainly not a problem to deal with this goblin, but as the Tathagata said, I want to bring back an honest man, and I can do Xitian's work for him in the future, but this guy is obviously not honest at all.
This falling into the sky is a dark history. After coming down, he has eaten many people, and some of the people who have eaten are powerful, so it may not be easy to mess up in the future.
I can only comfort myself, an honest person will always be an honest person, there is no reason for a person to be blackened and become a villain after a few whips.
... Oh, and she was pierced by Wan Jian.
...Oh, she was also disfigured and fell to heaven.
...Oh, and exiled in a barren land, hungry, cold, lonely and helpless, with nowhere to escape.
This is already a proper prerequisite for blackening, okay!
I can't help but suspect that if a person can still become a Buddha after being treated like this, then maybe my seat as Guanshiyin can be vacated.
At this time, my strange apprentice and the ugly monster have already started to go through the necessary process of you yelling at me and yelling at each other's house.I saw my strange apprentice finally speak, and I was moved for a moment.You have to know that this guy has always been a piece of wood in the South China Sea. I can't blame him for his original name Mucha. He beats people and doesn't talk when it's not necessary. , How did Li Tianwang abuse his son, causing him to become a dumb who is not actually dumb.
I always feel that the situation I encounter is a little different from the situation I read in the book before.
The ugly monster asked, "Who are you?"
Hui An said, "Hui An."
The ugly monster asked again: "Who is Hui An?"
Hui An said, "Me."
... Now you know why I called him a strange apprentice!
But in front of the monster, I can't tell him how weird my apprentice is, I can only watch.
The ugly monster shouted: "What are you doing!"
Hui An said, "Hit you."
The ugly monster beat him far away with a stick: "Where are you going?"
Hui An said, "I will go wherever Master goes."
The ugly monster was so angry that he threw his stick on the ground and stopped hitting.
He yelled at Hui An: "Then where are you going, master!"
Hui An looked back at me, then at the ugly monster, for a long while: "Master didn't say anything."
……
I just watched the ugly monster ask Hui An who you are from where you came from and where did you get any answer, and waited silently for Hui An to explain to him the reason for our visit.
Hui An and I have been together for at least thousands of years, so he basically understands what I mean, but even if he doesn't understand, he will never ask me.
Finally, before Hui An understood what I meant, the monster suddenly thought: "Are you the son of Li Tianwang, the one who followed Nanhai Guanyin?"
When he said this, I always felt weird, as if Hui An didn't practice with me, but followed me to do some bad things.
Hui An said, "Yes."
The ugly monster's comprehension was not bad, so he asked him again: "Why don't you follow your master and come to Liusha River?"
Hui An stared at him for a while, moved his hand, and pointed to me standing on the shore.
At that moment, I felt that being pointed at by him like this, I seemed to be either Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva or his master, or just a stone on the shore.
After he finished pointing, he said sullenly, "Isn't this my master?"
This guy Hui An is not reasonable at all, since he has talked a lot with this monster, it's okay to let him see me again, but he just doesn't, he grabs the monster like a chicken, and groans Come up to me.
The monster didn't struggle, and just let him carry it over.
When he saw me, he wanted to worship me at first, but he looked up at me for a long while, but he didn't kneel down after all.
The monster with red hair and fangs stood in front of me, his eyes like a stove lamp lit up for a moment, then they dimmed again. He lowered his eyes and said, "I don't know if it was Guanyin Bodhisattva passing by, so I offended you." .It was my fault to fight with your apprentice, and I apologize to you. I know that I should kowtow when I see Venerable Guanyin, but I have sworn a long time ago that I will not know any of these gods and Buddhas. Kneel again."
"I used to be the shutter general of the Lingxiao Temple. For thousands of years, I broke a glazed cup because of the Pantao Society. I was beaten by the Jade Emperor eight hundred times. I was sent to this place and became what I am today. "The ugly monster suddenly laughed, stretched out his hand and pointed to his chest: "I was pierced by a flying sword every seven days, and the pain has not been numb for hundreds of years."
"I know I shouldn't eat people, but this Quicksand River Realm is cold and hungry. What else can I do other than eat people? When I was in Heaven, I was a good person, and I was absolutely reluctant to hurt living beings. When I was first demoted, I also I know I was wrong and shouldn't have damaged the Jade Emperor's treasure, but the murderer was sentenced and only died once, so he will be free in the next life, what about me?"
His emotions became more and more agitated, he grabbed the hem of his clothes, pointed at the countless wounds on his chest, and said sharply: "I will die once every seven days, and I will not be able to escape from life to life!"
The mouth of the ugly monster trembled: "I don't want to believe that I can be forgiven anymore. Venerable Guanyin saves the suffering. I heard that you can know the past and the future. Why don't you tell me, am I really so wrong?"
I think this honest man is probably not the kind of honest man I thought.
Even when you can bear the most bullying, there will always be a time of explosion.
What can I say to him?He just wanted to ask me if he and the Jade Emperor were more wrong, but the Jade Emperor is the Jade Emperor. Mimi muttered a few words, if he listened, he would probably also secretly mutter to me, that he would not throw me into the world and use the flying sword to pierce my heart.
I, Xitian and Tianting, have always kept the water from the well and the river from the river. Who is right and who is wrong?
So, I said to him, "No, you're right. It's the glazed cup that's wrong. But any glazed cup that can be broken is not a good glazed cup."
monster:"……"
He had accumulated grievances for many years, and finally vented it when he met me, but before he had time to completely lose control, he couldn't yell out when I said this.
He stared blankly at me, then at my strange apprentice.
Hui An said: "That's right. After all, this is a glazed cup from the sky. If it broke so easily, it must be of poor quality. If the glazed cup from the sky is the same as that of ordinary people, wouldn't it seem that the price of the heavenly court is very low? This is from the procurement department." wrong."
The strange apprentice really understood me, and he answered the words without any trace.
He has been with me for so long, and it was the first time he spoke so many words in one breath, and it was to help me ease the embarrassing situation, I was so touched.
The monster murmured: "Then, is it really the fault of that glazed cup?"
Hui An made a final decision: "It's the fault of that Liulizhan."
So, I said logically: "Yes! It seems that you are not only innocent, but also meritorious. I should intercede with the Jade Emperor for you, so that the flying sword will not come again. I think you have a good skeleton and a bright future. How about you?" , How about you entering my Buddhist sect?"
This is so much like a pyramid scheme, even I suspect that I have been infected by the guys from the Propaganda Department recently.
When I didn't speak before, the monster felt that he was right; when I spoke, he doubted and felt that he was wrong, as if he was in a dream, looking at me in disbelief: "But, but I am a guilty body How dare you use your sin body to humiliate the Buddhist sect after being persuaded by the Bodhisattva to intercede for me?"
In this way, I can better express the following words.
I said: "How about this, you recognize the person who went to the west to learn the scriptures from the Eastern Tang Dynasty as a master, and protect him to learn the scriptures from the west, and then he will be exonerated when he succeeds. A person is just a mortal, who went to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures with a mortal body, regardless of the many dangers. For such a person, you can kneel down. Since you are willing to enter my Buddhist school, why don't I give you a name, how about Sha Wujing? "
He looked at me in shock, as if he couldn't believe it, opened his mouth, wanted to speak but couldn't, after a while, suddenly knelt down and cried loudly: "Sha Wujing thanks Bodhisattva!"
I thought to myself, what's the use of kneeling down on me?Pardoning you alone will not make that old Jade Emperor any better, but you are lucky to be pardoned. Anyway, there will be thousands of unlucky ones to follow. Although I claim to save the suffering, I am one It cannot be saved.
I said to him: "There is no simple right or wrong in things in this world. You see, the person who learned the Buddhist scriptures was not wrong. He just wanted to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. He suffered a lot of hardships along the way and was eaten by you. The next one You still have to come forward one after another, this is the real brave man. You can't give up just because you were pierced by a flying sword, you have a bright future, and you will become a Buddha to help the world in the future, don't be discouraged."
Now that I have learned from Tathagata, the ability to open my mouth to talk nonsense is getting stronger and stronger.
Sha Wujing cried loudly and said: "I will never forget the kindness of Guanyin Bodhisattva for saving me even when I die! If it wasn't for the enlightenment of Bodhisattva, I'm afraid I would rot and rot here with resentment! I won't even die... "
I don't know why, this kind of feeling similar to "even ghosts will not let me go" made me very panicked.
Me: "...Okay, okay, don't cry, hurry up and put away the head of the Buddhist scriptures, it will be useful in the future."
Seeing Sha Wujing wipe away his tears and go into the Liusha River, I was relieved.
At this time, Hui An next to me suddenly called me: "Master."
After he finished calling me, there was a long silence.
I know this guy Hui An, if he misses half of what he said, even if you urge him to beat him to death, you won't be able to force the rest of the sentence.
So, I waited patiently.
After a long time, he looked at the surging water of the Liusha River and the dark and gloomy sky, and said in a muffled voice, "There are no coincidences in this world."
Yes, there is no coincidence, and there is no such good thing as me passing here to save a lonely soul who has been wronged for many years. Everything is just written by the superior.
Looking at his expression, I probably understood something, but I was afraid of something and didn't say it.
I've been with him for so long, I know him like he knows me.
I said to him: "Now you understand why your father put so much effort into sending you to me to practice cultivation instead of leaving you to work in the heavenly court?"
He glanced at me, then turned his head to look at Sha Wujing's back: "Yes."
Looking at his expression, I instantly felt that what he was going to say next was extremely dangerous.
So, before he said it, I warned him: "No, you are absolutely not allowed to think like that, if you think like that, don't be my apprentice."
Although the strange apprentice is a strange apprentice, he is an apprentice after all. After a long while, he lost his voice, so he could only hold back and ask, "Why?"
I said: "Even if you are right, Sun Wukong is also the biggest shit-stirring stick in the world. He dares to be called the second, and there is no first. If you want to call a shit-stirring stick a hero, then you go to him to do it." Little shit stick!"
After I finished speaking, I shook my hands and left angrily, leaving Hui An to continue to stand by the quicksand river and think about the true meaning of life.
Hui An shouted from behind me: "So what, from now on this shit-stirring stick will be under Master's control. Even if he is a shit-stirring stick, he is still your shit-stirring stick, Master!"
You traitor!
I am now beginning to consider the long-delayed expulsion of him.
On the surface, it seems that the two are evenly tied, but the strange apprentice is not stupid, of course he knows in his heart that this goblin is the apprentice of the Buddhist scripture we are looking for, so Hui An wants to fight this guy, but he can't If you really beat him to death, it would be very hard if you beat him to death.
It's certainly not a problem to deal with this goblin, but as the Tathagata said, I want to bring back an honest man, and I can do Xitian's work for him in the future, but this guy is obviously not honest at all.
This falling into the sky is a dark history. After coming down, he has eaten many people, and some of the people who have eaten are powerful, so it may not be easy to mess up in the future.
I can only comfort myself, an honest person will always be an honest person, there is no reason for a person to be blackened and become a villain after a few whips.
... Oh, and she was pierced by Wan Jian.
...Oh, she was also disfigured and fell to heaven.
...Oh, and exiled in a barren land, hungry, cold, lonely and helpless, with nowhere to escape.
This is already a proper prerequisite for blackening, okay!
I can't help but suspect that if a person can still become a Buddha after being treated like this, then maybe my seat as Guanshiyin can be vacated.
At this time, my strange apprentice and the ugly monster have already started to go through the necessary process of you yelling at me and yelling at each other's house.I saw my strange apprentice finally speak, and I was moved for a moment.You have to know that this guy has always been a piece of wood in the South China Sea. I can't blame him for his original name Mucha. He beats people and doesn't talk when it's not necessary. , How did Li Tianwang abuse his son, causing him to become a dumb who is not actually dumb.
I always feel that the situation I encounter is a little different from the situation I read in the book before.
The ugly monster asked, "Who are you?"
Hui An said, "Hui An."
The ugly monster asked again: "Who is Hui An?"
Hui An said, "Me."
... Now you know why I called him a strange apprentice!
But in front of the monster, I can't tell him how weird my apprentice is, I can only watch.
The ugly monster shouted: "What are you doing!"
Hui An said, "Hit you."
The ugly monster beat him far away with a stick: "Where are you going?"
Hui An said, "I will go wherever Master goes."
The ugly monster was so angry that he threw his stick on the ground and stopped hitting.
He yelled at Hui An: "Then where are you going, master!"
Hui An looked back at me, then at the ugly monster, for a long while: "Master didn't say anything."
……
I just watched the ugly monster ask Hui An who you are from where you came from and where did you get any answer, and waited silently for Hui An to explain to him the reason for our visit.
Hui An and I have been together for at least thousands of years, so he basically understands what I mean, but even if he doesn't understand, he will never ask me.
Finally, before Hui An understood what I meant, the monster suddenly thought: "Are you the son of Li Tianwang, the one who followed Nanhai Guanyin?"
When he said this, I always felt weird, as if Hui An didn't practice with me, but followed me to do some bad things.
Hui An said, "Yes."
The ugly monster's comprehension was not bad, so he asked him again: "Why don't you follow your master and come to Liusha River?"
Hui An stared at him for a while, moved his hand, and pointed to me standing on the shore.
At that moment, I felt that being pointed at by him like this, I seemed to be either Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva or his master, or just a stone on the shore.
After he finished pointing, he said sullenly, "Isn't this my master?"
This guy Hui An is not reasonable at all, since he has talked a lot with this monster, it's okay to let him see me again, but he just doesn't, he grabs the monster like a chicken, and groans Come up to me.
The monster didn't struggle, and just let him carry it over.
When he saw me, he wanted to worship me at first, but he looked up at me for a long while, but he didn't kneel down after all.
The monster with red hair and fangs stood in front of me, his eyes like a stove lamp lit up for a moment, then they dimmed again. He lowered his eyes and said, "I don't know if it was Guanyin Bodhisattva passing by, so I offended you." .It was my fault to fight with your apprentice, and I apologize to you. I know that I should kowtow when I see Venerable Guanyin, but I have sworn a long time ago that I will not know any of these gods and Buddhas. Kneel again."
"I used to be the shutter general of the Lingxiao Temple. For thousands of years, I broke a glazed cup because of the Pantao Society. I was beaten by the Jade Emperor eight hundred times. I was sent to this place and became what I am today. "The ugly monster suddenly laughed, stretched out his hand and pointed to his chest: "I was pierced by a flying sword every seven days, and the pain has not been numb for hundreds of years."
"I know I shouldn't eat people, but this Quicksand River Realm is cold and hungry. What else can I do other than eat people? When I was in Heaven, I was a good person, and I was absolutely reluctant to hurt living beings. When I was first demoted, I also I know I was wrong and shouldn't have damaged the Jade Emperor's treasure, but the murderer was sentenced and only died once, so he will be free in the next life, what about me?"
His emotions became more and more agitated, he grabbed the hem of his clothes, pointed at the countless wounds on his chest, and said sharply: "I will die once every seven days, and I will not be able to escape from life to life!"
The mouth of the ugly monster trembled: "I don't want to believe that I can be forgiven anymore. Venerable Guanyin saves the suffering. I heard that you can know the past and the future. Why don't you tell me, am I really so wrong?"
I think this honest man is probably not the kind of honest man I thought.
Even when you can bear the most bullying, there will always be a time of explosion.
What can I say to him?He just wanted to ask me if he and the Jade Emperor were more wrong, but the Jade Emperor is the Jade Emperor. Mimi muttered a few words, if he listened, he would probably also secretly mutter to me, that he would not throw me into the world and use the flying sword to pierce my heart.
I, Xitian and Tianting, have always kept the water from the well and the river from the river. Who is right and who is wrong?
So, I said to him, "No, you're right. It's the glazed cup that's wrong. But any glazed cup that can be broken is not a good glazed cup."
monster:"……"
He had accumulated grievances for many years, and finally vented it when he met me, but before he had time to completely lose control, he couldn't yell out when I said this.
He stared blankly at me, then at my strange apprentice.
Hui An said: "That's right. After all, this is a glazed cup from the sky. If it broke so easily, it must be of poor quality. If the glazed cup from the sky is the same as that of ordinary people, wouldn't it seem that the price of the heavenly court is very low? This is from the procurement department." wrong."
The strange apprentice really understood me, and he answered the words without any trace.
He has been with me for so long, and it was the first time he spoke so many words in one breath, and it was to help me ease the embarrassing situation, I was so touched.
The monster murmured: "Then, is it really the fault of that glazed cup?"
Hui An made a final decision: "It's the fault of that Liulizhan."
So, I said logically: "Yes! It seems that you are not only innocent, but also meritorious. I should intercede with the Jade Emperor for you, so that the flying sword will not come again. I think you have a good skeleton and a bright future. How about you?" , How about you entering my Buddhist sect?"
This is so much like a pyramid scheme, even I suspect that I have been infected by the guys from the Propaganda Department recently.
When I didn't speak before, the monster felt that he was right; when I spoke, he doubted and felt that he was wrong, as if he was in a dream, looking at me in disbelief: "But, but I am a guilty body How dare you use your sin body to humiliate the Buddhist sect after being persuaded by the Bodhisattva to intercede for me?"
In this way, I can better express the following words.
I said: "How about this, you recognize the person who went to the west to learn the scriptures from the Eastern Tang Dynasty as a master, and protect him to learn the scriptures from the west, and then he will be exonerated when he succeeds. A person is just a mortal, who went to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures with a mortal body, regardless of the many dangers. For such a person, you can kneel down. Since you are willing to enter my Buddhist school, why don't I give you a name, how about Sha Wujing? "
He looked at me in shock, as if he couldn't believe it, opened his mouth, wanted to speak but couldn't, after a while, suddenly knelt down and cried loudly: "Sha Wujing thanks Bodhisattva!"
I thought to myself, what's the use of kneeling down on me?Pardoning you alone will not make that old Jade Emperor any better, but you are lucky to be pardoned. Anyway, there will be thousands of unlucky ones to follow. Although I claim to save the suffering, I am one It cannot be saved.
I said to him: "There is no simple right or wrong in things in this world. You see, the person who learned the Buddhist scriptures was not wrong. He just wanted to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. He suffered a lot of hardships along the way and was eaten by you. The next one You still have to come forward one after another, this is the real brave man. You can't give up just because you were pierced by a flying sword, you have a bright future, and you will become a Buddha to help the world in the future, don't be discouraged."
Now that I have learned from Tathagata, the ability to open my mouth to talk nonsense is getting stronger and stronger.
Sha Wujing cried loudly and said: "I will never forget the kindness of Guanyin Bodhisattva for saving me even when I die! If it wasn't for the enlightenment of Bodhisattva, I'm afraid I would rot and rot here with resentment! I won't even die... "
I don't know why, this kind of feeling similar to "even ghosts will not let me go" made me very panicked.
Me: "...Okay, okay, don't cry, hurry up and put away the head of the Buddhist scriptures, it will be useful in the future."
Seeing Sha Wujing wipe away his tears and go into the Liusha River, I was relieved.
At this time, Hui An next to me suddenly called me: "Master."
After he finished calling me, there was a long silence.
I know this guy Hui An, if he misses half of what he said, even if you urge him to beat him to death, you won't be able to force the rest of the sentence.
So, I waited patiently.
After a long time, he looked at the surging water of the Liusha River and the dark and gloomy sky, and said in a muffled voice, "There are no coincidences in this world."
Yes, there is no coincidence, and there is no such good thing as me passing here to save a lonely soul who has been wronged for many years. Everything is just written by the superior.
Looking at his expression, I probably understood something, but I was afraid of something and didn't say it.
I've been with him for so long, I know him like he knows me.
I said to him: "Now you understand why your father put so much effort into sending you to me to practice cultivation instead of leaving you to work in the heavenly court?"
He glanced at me, then turned his head to look at Sha Wujing's back: "Yes."
Looking at his expression, I instantly felt that what he was going to say next was extremely dangerous.
So, before he said it, I warned him: "No, you are absolutely not allowed to think like that, if you think like that, don't be my apprentice."
Although the strange apprentice is a strange apprentice, he is an apprentice after all. After a long while, he lost his voice, so he could only hold back and ask, "Why?"
I said: "Even if you are right, Sun Wukong is also the biggest shit-stirring stick in the world. He dares to be called the second, and there is no first. If you want to call a shit-stirring stick a hero, then you go to him to do it." Little shit stick!"
After I finished speaking, I shook my hands and left angrily, leaving Hui An to continue to stand by the quicksand river and think about the true meaning of life.
Hui An shouted from behind me: "So what, from now on this shit-stirring stick will be under Master's control. Even if he is a shit-stirring stick, he is still your shit-stirring stick, Master!"
You traitor!
I am now beginning to consider the long-delayed expulsion of him.
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