[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

I am a Buddha.

I am a Buddha who saves the world and saves people with great compassion.

But today my hand trembled, Lin Xiao was too hard when she was skirting, and killed a real fairy.

It can be regarded as a real fairy, after all, it is not easy for a monster who can play the piano.

Sun Wukong went to fetch water, I squatted on the ground to look at him, and said sadly: "What kind of fairy is that, I really didn't mean to beat you to death, ah, I will read the scriptures of crossing the dead for you, you Don't come to me after you die, after all, you did it first, so don't blame me."

The real fairy on the ground moved.

Is this the body convulsing?

I said again: "Hey, don't become a ghost. You were a decent monster when you were alive, but you died like this and turned into an ugly monster. It hurts your aesthetic sense."

The real fairy on the ground moved again.

God, is he still alive?

If he hadn't died, I wouldn't have broken the precept to kill, and I wouldn't have to be demoted to the lower realms!

I was very worried about his current state, so I thought about it, can I wake him up from a coma, even if I can't, can I force him to wake him up?

So my brain twitched, and I slapped him in order to wake him up forcefully.

...It turned out that it was okay if he didn't hit him, but after I hit him, I smashed his head.

... I watched his rotten head and fell into complete despair.

You monster with such a temper, why don't you beat me at all!

You're hurting my eyes so much!

I looked at the rotting head on the ground and fell into deep thought for a moment.

If I didn't hit him like this, he could probably use some elixir to save him, but this time his head was directly smashed by me, and he didn't even have a chance to be rescued.

How can this be done?

Now that Sun Wukong is not here, no one can prove that I killed him, maybe it is too late for me to run away and pretend not to know?

Then should I pretend that this real fairy actually has an enemy, and then just happened to run away after I knocked him out and jumped out and smashed his head when I was off guard?

But then I have to lie.According to my previous experience of lying, I am really not good at lying. What if my lying is exposed by Monkey King in person?

When encountering this kind of thing before, the Tathagata said: Can't you just bear it and let others beat you?Anyway, everyone has been beaten so much, as long as they can't be beaten to death, is it good to temper their temper?At that time, I felt that this proposal was not good, but now I really encountered this kind of thing, this kind of thing is really bad!

I looked worriedly at the smashed head of the real fairy on the ground. It was sticky with green blood like a bowl of porridge mixed with fruit. It was really desperate.

When I looked at the real fairy on the ground in despair, I didn't know that the real fairy was also looking at me in despair.

Anyway, after Sun Wukong came back from fetching water, he looked at me in surprise and asked, "Bodhisattva, what are you doing squatting on the ground?"

I said desperately, "I am repenting."

Sun Wukong asked: "What's the point of remorse for killing a monster? I kill monsters every day, so don't I have to repent for the rest of my life?"

I thought to myself, can he do the same?

He is Sun Wukong, and now he is still a monster, and monsters are free. Since there is no formal scriptures to enter Buddhism, I don’t know how many rules there are on the heads of gods. For example, it is strictly forbidden in the heavens, and birth control is strictly controlled. One more birth is the death penalty; It is strictly forbidden to break the precepts here in Buddhism. There are a lot of precepts, let alone killing ordinary people in the lower realm.

It is his freedom for Sun Wukong to kill anyone, but I am very miserable. Killing one is considered a violation of the precepts. This nature is much more serious than that of Jin Chanzi. The Buddha wants to let me go to hell because of face!

Fortunately, Sun Wukong is an experienced one. He lowered his head and glanced at the broken head of the monster. He saw it right away, and immediately said: "This is a fake. This real fairy was stunned by you for the first time. He knew that he was invincible, so he left a The fake corpse is gone, that red boy is the best at this trick, since the two of them are related, they must have learned it together! No, this monster is so cunning, he must have gone to find my master!"

He kicked the dead body away, pulled me up and ran towards the place where his master was waiting. At that time, I turned into an old woman. Because I was more serious at ordinary times, it became very real. My legs and feet were really inflexible. After a somersault with him, I felt like I was falling apart.

It turned out that Ruyi Zhenxian heard that Monkey King had killed his nephew Honghaier, and wanted to seek revenge from Monkey King wholeheartedly.It should be noted that although most monsters are not so bad at brains, most of the time it is easy to turn on the mode of "I don't listen, I don't listen". Go to Tang Seng to settle accounts.

However, he has never met Tang Seng, and only knows that Dongtu Datang Yudigege is the most handsome among his apprentices, so he came to the village to find the most handsome man, and he saw Hui An at first sight.

The little monk was originally very delicate, but recently he drank so much water that he had a stomachache and became pregnant, and his whole body was not feeling well, so his vitality was severely damaged, his face was sallow and thin, and he probably stayed up for several nights without sleep.Hui An was standing at the door, wearing Buddhist clothes, he was really pretty, and when he was not angry, his murderous aura was not so heavy, and now he was very dazed, his gloomy eyes were immersed in fog Misty lost state, all in all, when you are not scary, the monster will think you are good-looking and easy to bully, and he is in deep thought, he doesn't know what he is talking about, probably mistaken by the real fairy for chanting, so At a glance, he was identified as the little monk.

The monster's mind is very simple: add together the conditions of good looks + young age + wearing monk clothes, and you can basically come to a conclusion.

Only the real immortal shouted: "Okay, you monk, do you think I can't recognize you if you wear a fake hair? Your apprentice killed my nephew, the apprentice is unworthy, master's fault! Change his life for another life!"

Hui An is still in a dissociated state, still trying to figure out why a man can give birth to a baby by drinking water. In short, he is really thinking about major life events. He was very unhappy when he was interrupted like this. He raised his eyebrows and said indifferently: "What apprentice?"

The real immortal came up with a hook: "Looking for death!"

Hui An said with disgust, "Don't make trouble, I'm busy."

The real immortal sneered, rushed forward, and shouted: "Should die for your apprentice!"

Hui An was really annoyed, I knew he was angry when I saw his eyebrows were so low, but Zhenxian didn't care, Zhenxian just wanted to settle accounts with him, only to see Hui An took his wishful hook and snatched it. In the future, if you use your strength, it will be torn apart.

He stomped the hook that had been split into two on the ground, and said in distaste, "Trash."

Zhenxian was stunned.

The real immortal didn't expect that the legendary monk could also fight.

Anyway, the monster's thinking is very strange, he just can't figure out the simple truth that this hair is actually real, this monk is not that monk.

Judging from the way he dropped the hook when he was angry, he really likes his hook.

At first, he just wanted revenge for other people's children, and his desire was not very strong, but he just wanted to hold the persimmon softly, but after Hui An stepped on his hook, he became very unhappy.

For his hook, he exploded with the power of death and wanted to fight Hui An desperately.

He hit Hui An vigorously, hitting Hui An hard on the chest, but Hui An was obsessed with thinking about why a man can drink water to conceive a child, and ignored him.

After he slapped him like this, he successfully attracted Hui An's attention.

Confused, Hui An lowered his head, looked at the real immortal who was about to kill him, then tilted his head to look at him for a while, grabbed his hair and tugged, and asked roughly: "Are you a man?"

For his hook, Zhenxian flew up and kicked Hui An's head, and roared angrily: "So what!"

Hui An became even more confused: "But this is the country of daughters."

The real immortal was furious: "Monk, don't insult me ​​with a girl!"

Hui An: "..."

Hui An suddenly stretched out his hand, grabbed the ankle he kicked over, and lifted him upside down.

I looked at his devotion to scientific research, and suddenly felt something was wrong.

I quickly said: "Apprentice, this monster seems to have misunderstood something, let's explain to him and let him go."

However, Hui An is obsessed with his own scientific research world and has nothing to do with me.

He held the monster's feet, regardless of how the real fairy struggled, and carried him around like a chicken, as if he was looking for something.

... Then, he walked to the Zimu River and scooped up a bowl of water.

……

You kid, you have worked really hard for scientific research.

The real immortal struggled too hard, Hui An hated him, and pulled out his bundle of electrified silver whips that he had prepared for Monkey King from his waist.

I hurriedly said, "Hui An, what are you doing?"

Hui'an poured the water scooped up into the mouth of Zhenxian, and said seriously: "Do an experiment."

……

Me: "...this monster is alive, you can't just experiment with live things..."

Hui An was blocked from doing experiments, so he angrily confronted me, saying that Article 780 of the Heavenly Court Code states that monsters have no human rights.

...Then you can't stop him from doing experiments, okay?

I firmly said: "You are so immoral. As Buddhas, we must force ourselves to play the Virgin Mary. Even if they beat us, scold us, and want to kill us, in order to play the Virgin Mary, we must love them, repay them, and save them. , respect them!"

Hui An: "..."

Although my apprentice is strange, he is quite obedient. After struggling with himself for a long time, he finally said obediently: "That's fine."

So, Sui let go of the goblin.

I was relieved.

I just breathed a sigh of relief when I saw him open his foggy eyes, and after struggling with himself for a while, he suddenly said: "Then I have to sacrifice myself."

???

What are you going to do?

He suddenly raised the bowl of water that he was going to give the monster to his mouth, ready to drink it himself.

...You really have the spirit of dedicating yourself to science, you kid!

I was startled, and quickly stopped him:

"Okay, okay, you do the experiment, I don't care!"

Immortal Ruyi has regained her sobriety at this moment, she turned her head to look at me who was in despair, and then at Hui An, as if she suddenly realized that something terrible was about to happen.

He said, "No!"

"Scholars can be killed, but not humiliated!"

……

For the mental health of my apprentice.

I'll just pretend I didn't see it, alas.

The author has something to say:

The article next door "Say!How much money does it take to get you out of here?" Stop for a while...

Because there is a little cutie who said that it looks like the reincarnation of Avalokitesvara, I looked at it and reflected on myself, maybe because it is the No. 1 person who is said to be depressed.

But I guarantee that I really won't make some nondescript reincarnated Lalang play the non-cp text!I will reflect on it and write that article carefully in the future, really!