[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

After diverting the evil energy caused by drinking water, Dizang successfully persuaded the young monk to continue to learn scriptures, bringing the three volumes of scriptures that can liberate tens of millions of suffering people all over the world.

Apparently, a flat stomach will make speech much easier than when the stomach is uneven. The little monk finally no longer objected to Sun Wukong fetching spring water for Zhu Bajie to drink. In fact, I don’t know whether Zhu Bajie got pregnant because of drinking water or because of drinking water. After all, his stomach basically looks like that. The magical bulging standard circle is really amazing. What I am more worried about now is whether his stomach will shrink after drinking the spring water for unborn baby. For a moment, it becomes normal human size.

Tathagata took all the Buddhas to the lower realms. Now, apart from himself, Samantabhadra Manjusri and I are all a little scared by Ksitigarbha, so besides I have to stay to see the situation, Tathagata took them two back. .

Seeing that Tathagata was not paying attention before leaving, Manjusri grabbed my sleeve and said tremblingly, "This child won't be born, will it? Will it?"

I think he is very scared, and I am also very scared. The problem is that this thing must be a deformed little monster when it is born. It is fine if it is raised well.

I comforted him and said: "It's okay, even if he is not good-looking, he will hide in the underworld and hang out with the people in the future. If everyone looks ugly, it doesn't matter."

The two of us huddled together tremblingly, and Puxian suddenly turned his head and proposed a terrible possibility: "So in the future, Jinchanzi will be its biological father, and Dizang will be its adoptive mother? No, I don't care about this relationship." Not going well, alas, Guanyin, you have a good brain, can you help me sort it out?"

As soon as he said this, we both turned our heads and looked at him in astonishment. We stared at him for a while, but neither of us could speak.

Terrible, terrifying.

Manjusri is quite extreme, he didn't even bother to coax Puxian, and said directly: "Shut up."

Puxian faltered for a while, then said in a low voice, "But..."

Wenshu: "Shut up."

Pu Xian was rather timid, and after being stared at by Manjusri for a while, he finally gave up using his crippled brain to think about problems, and said dejectedly, "Okay."

Tathagata appointed Puxian as the person in charge of the task to let me take a break before, but later found that Puxian's brain is not good, and he will not be highlighted just because he meets someone with a worse brain. , so after thinking about it, I still have to take care of this matter in the end.

I've seen that if I don't care about the outcome of this matter, it's nothing to be quiet, as long as the little monk doesn't want to be unhappy to destroy the world, he can say anything, and I will pick the stars for him if he wants.

After they left, I suddenly found Hui An standing behind me in a daze, his eyes were blank and empty, I didn't know where he was looking at, his whole body froze like a stone, his expression was as motionless as if frozen.

This child has lived in Xitian since he was a child, and no one has given him scientific knowledge on physiology. He probably has never seen the birth process of life, and now he is in a state of doubting life.

When I got closer, I could still hear him whispering to himself: "Babies come to drink water, and you have to chant a mantra when you give birth..."

……

This is embarrassing for me.

When will I give him a small class to explain?Alas, his father should give him this thing, after all, his father has given birth to three cubs!

I think the education that Hui An received as a child was very magical. His mother was pregnant with his younger brother for three years, and he was born with a meat ball that rolled around and was split by his father with a sword. His Li family's The doll's gestation time is about random, and now he has witnessed a scene that even scared me...

I am really worried that this matter will directly affect his attitude towards life in the future!

I was a little worried and said: "You know normal people are not like this, right?"

Hui An was stunned for a long time before realizing that I had spoken to him, raised his dull eyes, scratched his head in a daze and asked me, "What?"

I said, "It's not like that. Really."

He absent-mindedly groaned, took out a small notebook from his pocket, and carefully wrote down what he had just said. The more I read it, the more worried I became.

…Why didn’t I give him some normal physiological knowledge when he was a child?After all, it was normal at that time, kid!

Now that he is old and has grown into a young man taller than me, how on earth am I going to look at his bewildered face and give him such a life-threatening question of popular science!

I comforted myself that if he stayed in Xitian for the rest of his life, he would probably never use this knowledge, so it doesn't matter if he doesn't know.

Even if he returns to vulgarity in the future, his father can't come to the quiet place of Buddhism to ask me why I don't give his son popular science.

Thinking about it this way made me feel better.

As I was thinking this way, Sun Wukong ran out from the folk house and said in a hurry: "Bodhisattva, please take care of my master. The woman told me just now that the Luotai Spring on Jieyang Mountain is now occupied by a Taoist, and she is not willing to take it easy." With others. You need a bonus table and a mutton wine fruit plate to worship a bowl of water. I went to ask for water, and my master and younger brother bothered the Bodhisattva to take care of it..."

To be honest, after this incident, I can't wait to go to learn scriptures with them. If Jin Chanzi messes with any other moths, I will really be beaten to death by him.

I said to him: "Don't worry, I'll go with you, just let my apprentice wait here."

After finishing speaking, he told Hui An, "You can take care of the little monk here for a while, okay?"

Hui An was still in a free state, looked up at me, then at Sun Wukong, and continued to fall into his contemplative world.

I am a little worried about him like this, and in addition, there have never been men in Daughter's Country. Those women basically don't know that we are men, and they don't know what a man is in their cognitive limitations, so they subconsciously think that we are men. They were all women, and they whispered to one side: "The girls from the Eastern Tang Dynasty are all born handsome, but why are all of them flat-chested? It's so pitiful. After giving birth, there will be no milk."

I guess Hui An took care of the little monk, and he had to share his experience of flat chest with the group of women and Taoists later, so I didn't care whether he was still in a free state or not, so I went with Monkey King.

I always have accidents when I go down to earth, so I turned into an old woman and followed Sun Wukong to the Jieyang Mountain together, hoping to get water quickly so that I could send them on the road.

There is a broken hole on the top of the mountain, which has now been converted into Juxian Nunnery. The Taoist standing at the door is rather timid. Seeing that Sun Wukong is ugly, he was so frightened that he turned around to find his master, and shouted as he ran: "Humph! Ugly monster!" , my master is Ruyi True Immortal!"

……

I don't know anything else, I just know that this Ruyi Immortal didn't legally become a spirit, he didn't register.

I know all kinds of fairy classes, but I've never heard of Ruyi True Fairy, mainly because the name is relatively earthy, like a fortune-telling stall set up in the lower realms to cheat money.

We must know that the names of monsters in the lower realm are generally not very innovative, but I am still looking forward to this one finally getting rid of the iron law of the country bumpkin of the king.

Sun Wukong and I went into the cave and saw that although the Taoist ran in quickly, he stood beside the real fairy and dared not speak, because he was playing the piano and the sound of the piano did not stop.

To be honest, I have met so many monsters below, and this is the first one dressed so formally, among other things, his clothes are very good, which is really rare!

I was moved and said to Sun Wukong: "Among so many monsters who just pick up whatever and put it on their head, how decent clothes can he choose? It is really a model of quality education for monsters. Don't beat him to death." ah."

Sun Wukong: "..."

That True Immortal Ruyi was dressed in gold-threaded clothes, and the star crown on her head was shining brightly. After the song was over, she just played the piano. She turned her head and looked at the two of us indifferently, and said: " It’s girls who come here every day, why is there an ugly monkey here?”

Sun Wukong has been taught to be good by me recently, and he would swear at others and fight if he didn't come up. He introduced himself honestly: "I am a monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and my name is Sun Wukong. I came here to ask for a glass of water for my junior brother." Let go."

Anyway, it's really nice.

Because the real fairy didn't pay attention to the two of us, he was still playing the piano when Sun Wukong was talking, and when he heard that he was Monkey King, a string of the piano broke with a shake of his hand, and his eyes widened suddenly, revealing a With a ferocious smile, he said, "A person who learns scriptures? What's his name?"

Sun Wukong usually does not say a second time, and the fight starts after the second time. However, he is still very polite when I am in the way: "My name is Sun Wukong."

Before he could finish his sentence, the Immortal Ruyi slammed the qin in his hand into pieces, and took out a hook from under the body of the qin. I thought their Daughter Country had strange customs, and they would take a weapon when they met What Xiu Yixiu was polite, but he came up and chopped at Monkey King, which surprised me.

No, are monsters so extreme these days?

Sun Wukong was probably still embarrassed because of my face, and he didn't fight back, and he didn't know how to hold the golden cudgel. He just put his hands behind his back, watched the real fairy slash him, calmly bypassed the attack, and said loudly: "True fairy! , I just came here to ask for a bowl of water, why is this so?"

Zhenxian sneered and gritted his teeth: "Do you remember the red boy who died in your hands?"

???

I always felt that this monster misunderstood something, so I hurriedly said to the side: "You two stop fighting, did you misunderstand something?"

It’s okay if he didn’t say anything, but when he said it, Sun Wukong’s train of thought suddenly changed. He looked up and down the real fairy in shock. Obviously, the other person was a man. He tilted his head, and suddenly said: “Could it be that he was born by you?”

Anyway, what he thinks about is that the circle below you is really chaotic, so he pointed at Zhenxian in amazement and said, "You, you, you and Mrs. Niu..."

...It's really getting more and more chaotic.

Zhenxian was so angry that he trembled and shouted: "He is my nephew!"

Monkey King suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and said kindly: "Coincidentally, he is also my nephew..."

True Immortal: "..."

He had just beheaded Sun Wukong for a long time, and Sun Wukong put his hands behind his back and didn't fight him, he didn't feel much presence.

He turned his head to look at me, probably thinking that I am a woman who is easy to bully, so he turned his head and hit me.

I am unarmed and haven't fought in hundreds of years, and he came to beat me, I was very scared!

I'm really scared!

So I said to him: "You, you, don't come here, I am very powerful!"

Sun Wukong responded from the side: "He is really powerful."

But the real fairy didn't care, the real fairy came up with a hook.

So I was a little nervous, I was afraid that he would hit me, so I hit him with my little skirt, after all, I used to hit Monkey King with my little skirt, and he just got hit and nothing happened.

But this time I slapped True Immortal Ruyi with my little skirt, and he just passed by.

At first I thought he just passed out, and kicked him in shock. After all, I hit him lightly, so I probably wouldn't kill him.

But I've been mourning for too long, and I can't do it lightly anymore.

Sun Wukong squatted down and reached out to feel the pulse of Zhenxian...

He looked up at me in embarrassment: "Well, Bodhisattva..."

"It seems that I have lost my breath..."

……

Don't do this, I really didn't mean it.

I told him not to scare me anymore, I just recovered from what happened to Jin Chanzi.

I looked at Monkey King in embarrassment, and then at the immobile corpse of the real immortal on the ground who seemed to have died in Huangquan, and said in embarrassment:

"Shall we fetch water first?"

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"The whole world is waiting for me to fall in love" by Ertan Buyingyue

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After entering Kaifeng Mansion, Tang Sihui felt that she could not get married

…Six blind date partners were later proved to be the real murderer

...the fortune teller said that her marriage line went straight to the prison

...Master Bao has already seriously considered using her blind date to solve the case

In this way, even if a normal person likes her, they will be treated as a pervert, okay?

Suspect: Wants to fall in love with Captain Tang, wants to be rehabilitated

The real culprit: I want to wait for Captain Tang to fall in love with someone else, and I want to clean up

Zhan Zhao: There is no clue in the case, I want to urge my younger sister to fall in love

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Today's news from Kaifeng Prefecture: Chin Maoshu is also working very hard today to catch people who like Miss Tang and put them in jail!

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——Today’s Captain Tang, he has not been able to find a serious person to fall in love with

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