break the head

Before returning to school on Sunday, Fang Zhuo went to the supermarket to buy daily necessities. After buying body soap and towels, he passed the food area, stopped, and stretched his hand involuntarily.When it was time to check out, he didn't expect that he had bought so much food.When he opened the bedroom door with his things, he heard a scream from inside.

[Holy shit, it went over there, hurry up, hurry up]

【See if I don't kill it】

【I hit, hit, hit, hey, where did you go?】

【It went to the sewer】

Fang Zhuo stood at the door and looked at several roommates beating there with brooms and dustpans, and asked, "What happened?"

The bearded man pointed to a bag of apples on the ground and said with a sad face: "There are mice, and all the apples I put at school were eaten by them."

The other roommates described vividly how big and disgusting the mouse was, and instantly felt that Godzilla was not as scary as Godzilla.Fang Zhuo hugged the recycle bag full of snacks and got goosebumps all over his body, turned around and went to the next bedroom.

When Bai Ye saw the big Buddha coming in, he was surprised and said, "A rare visitor, what is the big Buddha doing?"

Fang Yizhuo, who was lying down reading a science fiction novel, turned his gaze over, tilted his head, and said, "You didn't come here to catch me to study, did you. Evening self-study hasn't started yet."

Fang Zhuo: "No, there are rats in our dormitory, can I put food in your dormitory?"

Several people gathered around when they heard about the food, and said righteously: "No problem, just let us stay here, you can come over anytime you want to get snacks."

"Thank you then." Fang Xizhuo opened a bag of beef jerky and asked them to grab a handful and eat it.

After Fang Yizhuo grabbed it impolitely, he patted the bed board and said, "Would you like to sit down?"

Fang Zhuo saw a long pillow with cartoon portraits printed on it inside the bed, the corners of his mouth twitched, then he lowered his head and shook his head: "No need."

A few people were soft-spoken and started to help out how to catch mice. Fang Yizhuo also put down the book and began to discuss.So Dafo stopped and listened to their talk, and then they talked about who raised a hamster, about raising dogs, about hybridization/breeding, and about Star Wars.After a while, it's almost time for evening self-study.

In the classroom, Fang Yizhuo consciously followed the Buddha to the last row, and started to do his homework, but he was not very conscious when he was doing homework.

"Big Buddha, I'm so sleepy, I'll sleep first."

"Didn't you go home and rest well?"

"Whoever goes home has a good rest, doesn't everyone sing and sing every night?"

"I."

Fang Yizhuo couldn't refute the succinct words, and said with his face on the table: "We are different, don't stop me, or I will scratch you."

Fang Zhuo didn't bother him anymore, just let him fall into a deep sleep.The person who is usually cool and easy to get angry, is sleeping very cutely like a child at the moment. The peaceful sleeping face makes people touch the softest part of his heart, as stable and steady as a mountain, gentle and delicate as flowing water.The wings of the nose undulate slightly with the breath, the eyelashes that fall down are very long, the wings of the nose undulate slightly with the breath, and the lips are slightly pursed.Then he realized that the corner of his mouth was always smiling.

When Fang Yizhuo woke up, he confusedly shook the hand of the person next to him: "What time is it?"

Fang Xizhuo saw that he had woken up, looked at him with blurred eyes, his heart missed two beats, and said softly: "It's halfway."

"Okay, I'm starting to do my homework, which one should I do first?"

"The homework will wait, you first make a study schedule for yourself."

Over the past few days, Fang Yizhuo has developed the habit of listening to the Buddha for everything in his studies, and he is not bored at all. He thinks that Xueba is right, so he obediently nodded and said yes.After completing the form, Fang Yizhuo patted the Buddha on the back and said happily, "I'm done."

Fang Zhuo looked at his form with indifference: "Did you stick something on my back?"

Fang Yizhuo pretended to be stupid and said in a daze: "No, I didn't do anything."

Fang Xizhuo just stared at him motionlessly, he was defeated, tore off the post-it note, but then pasted it on the bearded man in front very smoothly.

"Did you see, I wrote that I was a handsome guy, so I really praised you."

Fang Xizhuo stretched out his long hand and gently peeled off the post-it note, but the afterimage of the hand was still seen by the bearded man. He turned around and saw the hand that hadn't been retracted in time, and the handsome man written on it. The two-character post-it note looked confused.

The scene became a little awkward.

Fang Yizhuo grabbed the Buddha's hand in a hurry, took the post-it note and handed it to the bearded man, saying, "You pass it to Bai Ye, and he will understand the mystery."

The bearded boyfriend passed the note over nicely, and passed the note back in a friendly manner.Fang Yizhuo turned around and saw two bold words: mental retardation.He twisted the paper into a ball, looked up and stared at the bad friend, and a hundred thousand radiated electricity was released from his eyes.

Seeing the two staring at each other like this, Fang Zhuo felt a little uncomfortable for some reason. He couldn't help but took out his notebook and shook it in front of A Zhuo's eyes and said, "No more homework? Then you can go back."

"I don't, I'll just do it, hehehe."

At dusk the next day, everyone in Fang Yizhuo's dormitory was lying in the middle of the bed. Seeing the Buddha enter through the door, a carp stood up, rubbed its hands, greeted the Buddha in unison, and showed concern. Check to see if the mice have been driven away.

Fang Zhizhuo smiled helplessly: "Don't mess with me like a prisoner. If there is a mouse, the aunt in the dormitory said that she would come to put the mouse sticky paper." He leaned on the ladder between the two beds and opened a pack of crackling juice. Bake chips and pass them around.

Several people picked up a whole piece of food and stuffed it into their mouths in an orderly manner, but what happened to the distraught in the blink of an eye when they were still cheerful just now.

Fang Zhuo couldn't see what they were doing, so he asked, "Are you poisoned?"

Fang Yizhuo ignored him, took the packaging bag in his hand, and looked at the taste, it was a new taste!Spicy wasabi pepper!No wonder it was so numb to Tianling Gai.

Bai Yela's face turned red, and he quickly took out a bottle of mineral water from the cabinet, while several other people begged for water to renew their lives, and said pitifully, "Give me a sip."

Fang Zhuo looked at them as if life was worse than death, as if they just laughed, what should I do?But conscience and friendship told him not to laugh.He took the potato chips and said, "It's so hard to swallow, so don't eat any more, I'll throw it away."

Fang Yizhuo stopped him, showing a sly smile: "It's a pity to throw it away, give it to the brothers and sisters in the class."

When we got to the classroom, Fang Yizhuo, who was sitting next to the Buddha, was just about to give potato chips to the bearded man in front of him, when he suddenly remembered something and turned to the Buddha and said, "Big Buddha, you don't seem to have eaten it yet, come on, try one." .”

Fang Zhuo looked at the potato chips that were handed to his mouth so close, he shrank his head back, and said in disgust: "I understand, stay away from me."

As a result, Fang Yizhuo really moved away from him and ran to his place.Fang Zhuo lowered his head and slammed the wall next to him, then turned his head to see the other party looking straight at him, and stuffed the potato chips he had just taken out into his mouth.He felt that it was necessary to do a math test paper at this moment to calm down.

Fang Yizhuoyun chewed the potato chips lightly, and handed a whole box of potato chips to Yu Pei in front of him: "Brother Pei, try one."

Yu Pei picked up one piece and took a bite, his eyes sparkled, and he blinked and said, "This is spicy and delicious."

The two people behind looked at each other, raised the front legs of the chair tacitly and lay back, and whispered together.

Bai Ye: "Brother Pei, maybe he's not from Earth."

Fang Yizhuo nodded in agreement: "It's not human." Seeing that Yu Pei had replaced the potato chips, he sat back and said, "You can eat a few more pieces and pass them on to others."

Fortunately, everyone else was normal. After tasting one by one, they passed it to others without saying a word, and then poured water wildly.Fang Yizhuo and the two at the same table followed the direction of the delivery of potato chips with their eyes, watching with great enjoyment, trying to hold back their laughter.

The earth is a circle, and the potato chips went around and returned to the Buddha.He opened the potato chip box and thought about it for a while, then looked up and met a pair of pure eyes as expected, and suddenly felt that anything spicy and exciting was nothing, so he ate a piece of potato chips.

After chewing a few mouthfuls, Dafo closed his eyes to suppress the tears that came out. After he opened his eyes, Fang Yizhuo was still looking at him, so he opened his red lips lightly and said something.

Looking at the affectionate gaze of the Buddha, Fang Yizhuo came up with a thought: I have to go to study.So he bid farewell to his tablemate and endured the humiliation.

Fang Yizhuo sat down and put his hand on the Buddha's lap frivolously and said, "What were you talking about just now? It's flowers blooming on Moshang, but can you return slowly?"

Fang Xizhuo moved his restless hand away, and although he thought his words were beautiful, he still decided to tell him the truth: "I said there is still one piece, you should settle it quickly."

"..."

There was really the last piece of potato chips lying alone in the plastic box. Fang Yizhuo picked up the last piece and said, "Half for each person."

Fang Zhuo glanced back and forth between Ah Zhuo and the potato chips, and finally reached out to grab the other side of the potato chip and break it down. The potato chip was split in half. "cheers."

"cheers."