break the head

Every evening after that, Fang Zhuo would come to the dormitory next door to eat, but in fact most of it was distributed to other people.And Fang Yizhuo's dormitory is always looking forward to feeding the little snacks of the Buddha, and then the big guys are so happy to chat and so on.Although the Buddha said that they can eat whatever they want, they still need to have some moral qualities, and dare not eat until the Buddha comes over.

But today is very strange, Fang Yizhuo looked around but saw no one, thinking: Why is he still not coming, if he doesn't come, I will eat all his shredded squid.The others prepared to leave the dormitory without hope, to do review work for the approaching midterm exam.

"A Zhuo, the Buddha probably won't come, let's go to the classroom to review."

"You guys go first, I'm going to take a shower later."

"Okay then, let's go first."

Fang Zhuo brushed and dried the shoes, then went to the next bedroom.Pushing the door and entering, I found that the light was on, but no one was there, so I must have gone to the classroom.There was a sound from the bathroom, he looked up and saw Fang Yizhuo coming out of it, wearing only a pair of underwear, he turned around in shock.

Fang Yizhuo was also shocked, he subconsciously hid in, and secretly wondered why he was so shy after the flushing subsided, didn't he usually come out like this after taking a shower, isn't everyone all men.Nima, why did he feel so ashamed all of a sudden, he poked his head out and said to Fang Zhuo, who was facing away from him, "Big Buddha, can you pass me the clothes and put them by the bed."

The flushed Fang Xizhuo waved away the glamorous scene just now, turned his head to look at the bed with pillows on it, looked at the naked girl and felt calmer instantly, his eyes sank and he walked over to search for clothes.

Fang Yizhuo stopped him: "No, my bed is on top, you can touch it with your hands."

It turned out that it wasn't his bed, and Fang Zhuo didn't know what he was happy about, so he picked up the clothes and handed them over in a comfortable mood.

Fang Yizhuo put on his clothes and turned to his bed to look for socks. Seeing the big Buddha standing there, he tentatively asked: "Big Buddha, do you want to sit on my bed? Let me tell you something."

"Here, I didn't wash my feet."

"It's okay, just hang your feet outside and swing."

In fact, Fang Zhuo didn't know what he was going to do, but he went up anyway.Fang Yizhuo sat against the wall to make room for others, patted the bed board and said, "Sit down, let me tell you that your bed is behind this wall, did you hit the wall last night?"

Fang Zhuo sat next to him and said, "Huh? No, but I woke up and found a small bag on my head."

"Hahaha, are you so cute when you sleep? Well, I want to read some extracurricular books. When are you going to the classroom?"

Fang Yizhuo took out the science fiction novel under the pillow, turned to the page with the bookmark, and began to read it with relish.

Suddenly Fang Zhuo didn't want to move anymore, he just wanted to sit quietly like this.He thought that his heart was as calm as water and he had no desires or desires, but when the two of them sat side by side with their legs pressed together and could see those special eyes from the side, he felt an indescribable comfortable feeling when staying with him. I don't know what kind of surprise will be in the next second, this is the joy of life.At that moment, he seemed to hear the sound of the future opening.

He moved his throat and asked, "Can we watch it together?"

"I've seen half of it, can you understand?"

"A good book can attract people from any part, and sometimes it's not at the beginning that you like something."

After hearing his words, Fang Yizhuo had a strange feeling in his heart. It was really strange. Isn’t it just a sentence that he didn’t understand? He shook his head and continued to read until 5 minutes before evening self-study. The two entered the classroom .

After half a semester of running-in, the two people's academic cooperation has become more and more tacit.Just now Fang Yizhuo picked out a mistake for the Buddha that he had never noticed. For this matter, he was proud of it for a long time, and he was still talking about it after class.

Others thought he was bragging, and expressed their disbelief.

[Come on, there are actually 43 numbers between number zero and number one. 】

【Hey, this statement is wrong. Under the teaching of the Great Buddha, our classmate Ah Zhuo must have made great progress. 】

[Why didn't the teacher make any arrangements for me? I'm envious. I also want to learn one-on-one tutoring. 】

【Hug my helpless and weak self, Ah Zhuo, you should treat the Buddha better in the future】

……

Fang Yizhuo wanted to shut their mouths, and raised his chest and said, "What kind of tutoring, we help each other and learn together, okay. I am now on the same level as him, and I have the confidence. I am not afraid of your doubts."

Some students stood up and said: "Really, then I will test you, dare you?"

This group of people never think it's a big deal. After all, they are tired after studying for so long. They coaxed from the side: "Break your head, break your head, break your head..."

Fang Yizhuo had spoken, but he still looked at the Buddha and respected his thoughts, and said weakly: "Friendship comes first, competition comes second. Please, please."

Fang Zhuo said helplessly: "No matter what the result is, you must not be lazy in your evening self-study in the future."

"It's a word."

When you say this, the people in the class pour the tea, those who move the stool move the stool, and those who take the book take the book.The two head-breaking contestants sat there calmly peeling bananas to eat.

Dangdang, the academic knowledge competition for the first decisive battle on the top of the Forbidden in the second (third) class of senior high school has officially started. Sitting on the left is our classmate No. Fang Yizhuo, let us applaud and welcome the two to participate in this competition. The rules of the competition are that the heads of the various sects will set the questions, and the two will take turns to answer. One answer is correct, and the other answer is given to the wrong answer.May I ask if all the masters are arranged?

Several heads picked up the books and nodded, "The arrangements are made."

Fang Yizhuo looked at the host's sand sculpture and swears: When the game is over, Bai Ye must be beaten to death, the kind that does not leave a whole body.

The representative of the Chinese class asked: "Excuse me, how do you write the tan character that is zero and partial to tan?"

"Uh, a flat tank?"

"Congratulations, you answered wrongly, please number one."

"Add a new year's day next to the clothes."

"Correct answer, plus one point."

Yu Pei, the representative of the physics class, asked: "A Zhuo No. [-] and a Big Buddha No. [-] collided on a smooth horizontal surface. Before the collision, A Zhuo moved to the left, and the Buddha moved to the right. After the collision, they both moved to the right. Judging from this, What is Azhuo’s smaller than that of the Buddha, is it mass, initial velocity, momentum or the ratio of momentum.”

When they said something smaller than the Buddha, everyone laughed meaningfully.

Fang Zhuo said without hesitation: "Initial momentum."

"Right, add one point."

Fang Yizhuo knocked on the table unconvinced: "Hey, don't mess around, okay, is there any human rights in this game?"

"This question type is easy to test, you all underline the key points." Fang Zhuo saw the frizzy look next to him, leaned over and said softly, "I'll explain it to you later."

Bai Ye slammed the drink bottle on the table and interrupted Fang Yizhuo: "Please take this game seriously and don't whisper."

This mentally handicapped man who kills thousands of knives is endless, Fang Yizhuo said in a beating gesture: "I apply for a change of host."

Bai Ye said fearlessly: "The application is invalid, and now I have to invite the representative of the English class."

English class representative: "Excuse me, student number zero, how to judge whether a sentence is a restrictive attributive clause or a non-restrictive attributive clause?"

The family next door to Fang Yizhuo is an English family, and he has dealt with them since he was a child, so he does not deliberately memorize grammar in English. When he was doing his homework, he felt that he should choose this answer. There are no commas between sentences, and commas are generally used to separate non-restrictive attributive clauses and main clauses, so just remember it.

The English class representative agrees: "Congratulations to student number zero for breaking the zero score.

……

In the end, the squad leader made a concluding speech and sublimated the theme: "Actually, sometimes you really don't need to fight for life and death. The important thing is to participate. The most important thing to be a human being is to be happy. Well, audience friends, this is the end of today's competition. Thank you for your support." Watch, bye."

After the midterm exam was over, Fang Yizhuo anxiously went over to check the rankings. It was a miracle that Dafo was still the first in the class and the top ten in his age.Looking at myself again, the line of sight moved down and down layer by layer, Wucao, her age ranking has increased by thirty, it is simply unimaginable.He almost jumped up, but thinking of the many people behind him, he told himself to keep a low profile and keep a low profile.

After turning back, he saw Fang Zhizhuo, who was a head above the outermost floor, couldn't restrain his joy, and grinned loudly, his eyes turning into crescent moons.The people outside stood among the crowd, with pure smiles on their faces, like the sunshine after the snow.