break the head

The most inevitable thing happened.

In the math class, the math teacher asked someone to answer the question: "Fang Yizhuo, tell me how much this collection is?"

The math teacher looked up and found that two people stood up, and everyone was booing. What's the matter?

A classmate asked: "Teacher, there are two Fang Yizhuo in our class, which one is your name?"

Math teacher: "Where, why didn't I find out, isn't it just student No. 45?"

"Student No. 45 is not No. 45, he is No. 00, and No. 01 is also called Fang Zhizhuo."

The kind-hearted classmate immediately stood up and began to explain tirelessly. He is more competent than a star's manager. After some explanations, the math teacher knew what the word "three dots of water" read, but what happened to the student number, but now It's not the time to study carefully, the class has to continue, and he waved his hand to suppress the noise: "Everyone be quiet, then which of you two will answer?"

"Me." Fang Yizhuo blurted out.

How could Fang Yizhuo back down at this moment, even though he didn't hear clearly what the teacher's question was just now, fortunately he answered it under the whispered reminder from his deskmate Bai Ye, and he didn't feel ashamed.Like before, when Fang Yizhuo was questioned by the teacher, if he couldn't, he just yelled "I can't", but now he wants to compete with the man who reads poetry, and he can't lose to him at all.

After a while, the math teacher asked someone to get up again to answer the question: "This time, I will ask student No. [-] Fang Xizhuo to answer."

Fang Zhuo stopped the pen that was scribbling on the manuscript paper, stood up and answered the question calmly: "The first question is equal to three, and the second question is..."

"Wait." The math teacher interrupted him, "Just answer one question, and ask someone to get up and answer the second question."

Fang Zhuo didn't expect that the teacher would ask two people to answer such a simple question. It was a waste of time, so he had to look around and prepare to call someone.

All the little heads in the classroom turned their backs to look at Fang Zhizhuo, to see who could be the lucky one?

Fang Zhuo: "Teacher, I invite Fang Yizhuo."

[I'm sorry, what's the situation, are the two sides breaking their heads? Number one is quite arrogant]

[Haha, this scene is really exciting, I want to pick little brother No. [-]]

[Why, when our zero brother has no fans, I can't bear it, brother come on]

Fang Yizhuo didn't have time to roll his eyes, so he quickly got up and gave the answer, sat down neatly, and the class returned to calm.

Really drunk, answering a small question is like discussing swords in Huashan, the man who reads poetry purely wants to fight me, cut it, it depends on whether you are qualified or not.

After class, those who are irrigated are irrigated, and those who go to the toilet go to the toilet.Fang Yizhuo closed the book and walked to the small corner in the last row, staring at Fang Zhuo with displeasure.

Fang Xizhuo's tablemate felt that the atmosphere was a little tense, and he might hurt himself. His strong desire to survive made him say: "I'm going to the toilet." Then he walked quickly.

Fang Yizhuo took the opportunity to sit down. "Student No. [-], what do you mean by asking me to answer questions in class? Do we know each other well?"

Fang Zhuo said solemnly: "I can already call you by your name in the class, so I have no choice but to call you."

"Isn't this nonsense, I'm afraid you won't forget my name until you die, isn't it, you can't even say the name of your deskmate, why don't you just call it..."

Fang Yizhuo missed the name of Fang Zhuo's deskmate, but found that he was stuck, so he had an idea to flip through his textbooks. He flipped through three or four books in a row. Good guy, he didn't write a word on the title page, and he got the first place in the new book. Isn't the thing about being handsome and signing your name like a star?

The scene started to become awkward.

"Wait a minute, I'll help you change the water." Fang Zhuo got up and left.

Juliet took the ceramic cup to pick up the water, but found that there was no water in the bucket. She knew that she had small arms and legs, and she couldn't change the bucket of new water, and how could she do this kind of thing by herself? She had to maintain her image.But I haven't gotten to know the boys very well yet, so I had to go back.Suddenly, Fang Xizhuo walked over from the back in obscurity, tore off a layer of seal on the mouth of the bucket, picked it up and inserted it into the core, and the blisters bubbled up, and she hurried forward to catch the water while waiting.

[So handsome, so handsome, did you see that Fang Xizhuo's action of filling the water is really handsome, it's so easy and effortless. 】

[The water in his bottle must be very sweet, I have to taste it]

【I'll go too, wait for me】

My God, the nympho duo over there are committing nympho again, can they not be so superficial?My brothers and I moved the water from downstairs. After climbing to the fifth floor, brother, why don’t you just change the water? You should be a hero who created the world. Do you know what it means to drink water without forgetting to move it? .

Fang Yizhuo looked at the pretentious walk back, and felt that sitting here was just asking for fun, so he went back to his seat, just in time to meet the tablemate holding a plastic water cup ------ Bai wild.Stopped him and asked, "Why are you going?"

"Irrigate, do you want to go?"

Fang Yizhuo pulled him back and said angrily, "Don't drink that bucket of water."

Bai Ye, who was on the verge of dying of thirst, smashed an empty water glass on his chest, and said, "We brought that bucket of water with great pains, so why can't we drink it?"

"It makes sense, I'll go water it too."

The weather is hot and the water consumption is fast. After a while, the only bucket of water left will be lost.

In the afternoon, Fang Yizhuo walked to a small corner of the classroom with the water ticket, and patted Xi Zhuo below, "Student No. [-], let's go carry water together."

Fang Zhuo turned his head and refused: "I'm in charge of wiping the blackboard and don't need to carry water, so I won't go."

"Don't mind, brother, what are you doing so clearly? Let's experience the fun of moving water."

"What's the fun in carrying water?"

"Well, of course it's fun, much more fun than wiping the blackboard."

Fang Zhuo thought for a while, got up and followed the pace of the water-moving team, Fang Yizhuo behind him gave a nasty laugh, if you can't move anymore, you can ask my uncle, hahahahaha.

When he arrived at the water intake room, Fang Yizhuo gave each member of the water moving team a pink water ticket, which can be exchanged for a bucket of water.Everyone picked up a bucket of water and walked up the stairs, like soldiers carrying heavy guns.

Fang Yizhuo said at the top of his voice, "No. [-], you can stop and have a rest if you can't move, but don't hit your foot."

Fang Xizhuo shook his head and said: "One vigorous effort, then it will decline, and three times it will be exhausted."

Damn, this person is not pretending to be a dead star, he is so particular about carrying water, Fang Yizhuo moved the center of gravity of the bucket to the biceps, and accelerated past the pretending star.

5 gallons of water, climbing so many stairs, even a strong man will have sore hands and need to stop and relax.A few people who were soldiers just now are already in a cowardly manner when carrying water.

A classmate said: "Let's take a rest on the fourth floor, or our hands will be useless."

Several other people had no objection, rushed to the fourth floor to put down the bucket, and swung their almost stiff arms in the air.Fang Yizhuo glanced at Fang Yuzhuo who was behind him, and couldn't see that the other party was exhausted. It seemed that he had no intention of stopping, so he gritted his teeth and continued to climb up the stairs, when suddenly he heard someone calling his name , is a pretentious star.

Fang Yizhuo frowned and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Your shoelaces are untied."

Fang Yizhuo hugged the bucket and couldn't look down at his shoes, but the shoes were indeed a little looser than before, and he couldn't use his strength to walk: "It's okay, I'll go up and tie them again, let's work hard."

Unexpectedly, Fang Zhuo put down the bucket, stepped up in two steps and stood in front of Fang Yizhuo, put his hands through the waist of the bucket like handing over a baby, took it down and put it on the steps. "You mean the fun of carrying water, do you mean that there will be a breaking news in school tomorrow. A boy in the first year of high school tripped over his shoelaces and rolled downstairs while carrying water?"

"You're quite venomous. Is it the loss of morality or the distortion of human nature? I can handle it."

Fang Yizhuo still had his senses. He stretched out his long legs, raised his feet to the upper third step, and bent down to tie his shoelaces.

Fang Zhuo looked at his action of tying his shoelaces and said, "Your way of tying your shoelaces is easy to unravel."

Fang Yizhuo frowned instantly when he heard this, retracted his legs, and stared at him: "I have lived for more than ten years and I still have to learn to tie my shoelaces again? Do I still need you to teach me?"

"I don't teach, I don't live by the sea, I just said something casually." Fang Zhuo turned around to move his bucket.

Seeing that Fang Zhuo started to carry water, the others did not take many rests, and also carried the bucket to complete the last layer.Fang Yizhuo looked down at his shoelaces and was a little depressed. His method of tying shoelaces was the simplest and slowest, that is, to fold two shoelaces and then cross them, then drill one end out of them and you're done.He saw other people holding hands and tying their shoelaces with a swipe. It felt very cool and stylish, but he thought it would be silly to let others teach him to tie his shoelaces.

In the classroom, the buckets are placed next to the water dispenser next to each other.

Fang Yizhuo looked at the water-moving team and said, "Brothers, whoever can get the sealing plastic on the head of the bucket can skip carrying water next time."

As soon as the words fell, several people locked onto the nearest bucket of water and rushed to tear off the seal, and a fierce battle began.The long nails had already torn a hole in the chaos, but they were stretched out by several hands of different colors, and each of them showed eighteen kinds of martial arts to fight each other.

"Hahahaha, I got it." Fang Yizhuo raised his hand high in the crowd, holding his head in his hand.

The others quit and tickled him in a bad way.

"I'm going, you bastards, stop it, you said it was useless just now, you're so energetic now, right?"

Fang Yizhuo was scratched and jumped, his hand let go, and the plastic fell off and floated away along the wind blowing in from the window.

Everyone stopped their movements, turned their heads to look, and looked down, no-------------------ah.It was too late, the classmate Fang Xizhuo outside the battle circle had already bent down and picked it up slowly.He looked at the astonished man and said, "Moving water seems to be quite fun."

Ah, it's boring, boring, everyone tidied up their appearance and dispersed.

Fang Yizhuo came over and said to the leaking king, "Then you don't need to carry water next time."

"I'm not a water mover."

Only then did Fang Yizhuo realize that he pulled him over because he wanted to make a fool of himself. He felt a little unkind. Looking at the plastic between his long and slender fingers, he couldn't help scratching his head. He caught a glimpse of the clean blackboard on the podium, and his heart sank. move. "Wipe the blackboard once a week. In this way, next time you come to me with this, I will clean the blackboard for you for a day, okay?"

Fang Zhuo raised his hand and looked at this cheapest and cheapest keepsake, which had never been seen before or since, and felt a little funny. He grinned at the corner of his mouth, revealing a pair of dimples: "Okay."