break the head

When I first entered high school, everything was very strange and fresh, and I was full of unknown curiosity about the new environment like a baby who just came to the new world.Fang Yizhuo only knew Bai Ye, an old buddy from junior high school. Fortunately, he knew him well, and he quickly established an rapport with his surroundings, and the fight became very hot.

The class teacher walked into the classroom beamingly and asked everyone to be quiet. After saying a few words, he asked everyone to introduce themselves from the first row.When it was Fang Yizhuo's turn, he didn't hesitate, walked up and said: "Big guy, my name is Fang Yizhuo, loyal righteousness, excellent Zhuo, good luck and good luck tonight."

The students went up to introduce their names one after another. Self-introduction is really fun. You can see many kinds of weird names. For example, there is a girl named Yu Pei who is definitely a girl. I met a girl named Tingting who appeared, the boys are all kinds of Hao, what Hao, and Ma Yun, Juliet...

The last classmate walked up slowly under everyone's expectant gaze, and some girls were whispering and exclaiming how handsome they were.He took a breath and looked straight at the back wall of the classroom, and said slowly: "My name is Fang Xizhuo. The one who rains in Weicheng and the dust is light, and the one who keeps Zhuo and returns to the garden." After speaking, he walked through the silent air and returned own seat.

The air freezes for a few seconds and immediately boils.

[I'll go, what's the situation, he is also called Fang Yizhuo, there are two Fang Yizhuo in our class]

【No, did he read two poems just now? What the hell is going on?】

[Hey, hey, young people, don't always want to make big news. What my brother is talking about is that the rain in Weicheng is light and dusty. 】

[I learned it in elementary school, what is the last sentence, I was really confused just now, I feel so educated and educated]

[These two yizhuo just join the table together]

[Hou Houhua in a trance, red and red]

Bai Ye was also very happy to hear their discussion, put his arm on Fang Yizhuo's shoulder and said: "A Zhuo, from now on when I introduce myself, I will say that Bai is a group of egrets going up to the blue sky, and the wild is the sky and the wild, where the wind blows and the grass sees cattle and sheep. "

Fang Yizhuo rolled his eyes at the idiot who was still shaking his head and reciting poems, slapped his paw off and said, "Cut, there can only be one Fang Yizhuo in this class, and that's me. From now on, don't call me A Zhuo, call me Quan Quan!" name, do you know?"

Such a thing with the same name is even scarier than bumping into a shirt, and it's not Zhang Wei and Li Qiang, so they can bump into each other, what a fuck.In the same class, can we still have a good time in the future? Anyway, Fang Yizhuo saw that the "two-line poem" classmate was not going well in every way, and he was still reading poems. In short, there can only be one person in this class who can be called Fang Yizhuo, and that is-me.

The most interesting thing has become the most tormenting thing. Why do many teachers ask students to introduce themselves in the first class? It is also "the morning rain in Weicheng, keep the humble and return to the countryside", Fang Yizhuo in the audience followed the above Fang Zhuo said the same lines, but of course Fang Yizhuo just lip-synced and his facial expression was more exaggerated.

Fang Yizhuo raised his forehead and lamented that this man is too pretentious. Seeing him is as disgusting as eating a fly. It's only the first day of school, so sad.

In the evening, the squad leader brought a list from the office and posted it on the wall, with the names and student numbers of the students on it.After the list was posted, the students flocked to look at their student numbers, and the students who were happy to mention No. 13 had already come out and howled.

Fang Yizhuo saw No. [-] Fang Zhizhuo at a glance, and really resisted the urge to run away and went down line by line, line by line.

Bai Ye: "Ah Zhuo, I saw you, you are at the last one, number 45."

"Don't call me A Zhuo, I'm not the last one, I don't recognize this student number."

Sun Tingting pointed to the last line of the list, and said with a smile: "It's written in black and white, your number is not 45, what number is it?"

"I---------." Fang Yizhuo, who was at a loss for words for a while, saw the first line pointing to the past and said firmly, "I am the number 01 in front of the number 00!"

Everyone roared with laughter: "Hahaha No. 00 is okay."

After Fang Yizhuo finished speaking, he subconsciously looked at Fang Zhuo, who was sitting and watching the excitement calmly, and turned his head arrogantly back to his seat.

Fang Xizhuo Fang No. [-] withdrew his gaze and continued to write his name stroke by stroke on the new book. He never thought that he would bump into someone's name in his lifetime, which was a bit interesting.