[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Dong Yong was tossing around in the capital, and the Seventh Princess and Zhang Qiaozui were not idle in Guanjiangkou.

After the locust tree spirit brought the two of them home, the two of them made a big renovation to the locust tree spirit's home.

Pagoda tree essence prefers the simple and natural home style. The house is a bamboo house, and the tables, chairs and beds are of the original color of logs.The quilt on the bed is soft cotton and linen, the color is brown, and it looks very plain.The upholstery on the chair is also brown, and it matches the bed sheet and quilt cover.

There are two pots of asparagus bamboo placed on the window sill, which are the only brightly colored things in the house.

After entering the house, not to mention the seventh princess, even Zhang Qiaozui was not satisfied.

"This room is too small. It's just a room like this. Where do you sleep here, where will my sister and I live?" Zhang Qiaozui said.

Huaishu thought carefully, I didn't invite you to live here, so go wherever you like!Although I thought so in my heart, I couldn't say it like that. "Fairy, the little old man is just a locust tree spirit, how big a house can I live in?"

The seventh princess said to the locust tree spirit: "We are going to live here for a while, so we need to build a few more houses nearby, do you have any objections?"

The locust tree spirit said: "No opinion, no opinion. Princess, please go ahead, please go ahead."

The seventh princess looked at the furnishings in the house, "When the house is built, you can use it as a warehouse!"

The locust tree spirit was stunned, "Then, where do I live?"

The seventh princess said: "We have built a house, so naturally we have one for you! Have you forgotten? You are going to pretend to be our father."

Zhang Qiaozui said: "That's right, you, a father, live in such a humble place, what will you say if outsiders see it?"

The locust tree spirit didn't want to change the house, he made all the tables and chairs here by himself, so he was really reluctant.

The locust tree spirit discussed with the seventh princess, "Fairy, do you think this is okay? You can prepare a room and tell outsiders that this is my room, but I usually live here, do you think it's okay?"

Zhang Qiaozui said dissatisfiedly: "You locust tree spirit, you really don't know what to do, what kind of treasures do you have in this broken house?"

The locust tree spirit lowered his head and did not speak. His house is worth a million dollars. Even if he has no treasure, he still likes his house.

The Seventh Princess held Zhang Qiao's mouth, "Forget it. Since he likes it, let him live here!" She said to the locust tree spirit, "But in front of outsiders, don't say anything wrong. "

The locust tree spirit quickly agreed, "Yes, yes, please don't worry, fairy! Be sure to pay attention, little old man!"

The place where the locust tree spirit lives is far away from the crowd, the seven fairies and Zhang Qiaozui built a house overnight, and the locust tree spirit helps them.

After working all night, the courtyard of the locust tree spirit changed a lot the next day.

The vermilion gate, the golden door nails, and a plaque hung on the lintel, with the two big characters of Zhang Fu written on it.The pagoda tree spirit has neither a name nor a surname. The seventh princess's real name is Feifeng, and she has no surname. In the end, they both used Zhang Qiaozui's surname.

After entering the gate, there is a stone screen wall carved with cranes and auspicious clouds. Turning around the screen wall and walking forward is the main hall.There are several courtyards and an exquisite garden after turning the main hall.

The furnishings in each room are similar, the walls are painted white, and the furnishings are elegant and exquisite.Antique calligraphy and paintings are hung on the walls, incense burners and flowers are placed on the table, crystal bead curtains are hung on the partition, and the bedding on the bed and the upholstery on the chair are all made of high-quality satin.The locust tree spirit was stunned, he now has some doubts, whether the Seventh Princess has moved all the belongings from Yaochi.

The little house that the pagoda tree spirit loved was squeezed into a corner in the southeast corner.The locust tree spirit has no dissatisfaction, as long as his house is not demolished.

A dozen or so servants appeared in the freshly baked Zhang Mansion, all of them were little demons captured by Zhang Qiaozui from nearby.The little monsters have lived in the mountains for a long time and don't know much about the rules and customs of the world, and Zhang Qiaozui actually doesn't understand either, but she is the princess's personal maid in heaven, and the little monsters can't help her.

After tidying up the mansion, the seventh princess asked the locust tree spirit to talk.

Seventh Princess personally handed Huai Shujing a glass of water, "Please drink water."

The pagoda tree stood up flattered and took the teacup, "Fairy, you are polite, you are polite."

"Please sit down, don't be restrained." The Seventh Princess lowered her head and said shyly, "Mr., I have an unfeeling request, and I would like your help."

The pagoda tree just sat down, but when he heard the words of the seventh princess, he stood up in fear, "Fairy, don't be so polite, if you have anything to ask, please tell me."

The Seventh Princess smiled shyly, "It would be great if you are willing to help. I...I like a mortal. Please...help me propose a marriage."

Seventh Princess is a girl after all, so it is inevitable that she would be a little shy when she said such words. Her voice became smaller and smaller, and the last sentence was like a mosquito humming.Fortunately, the locust tree spirit is not an old man in his seventies or eighties, otherwise he would really not be able to hear.

"I don't know which son the seventh princess is looking for?"

The Seventh Princess shyly said: "His name is Dong Yong, and he lives in Guanjiangkou. But he is still in the capital, and he has not come back to participate in the Chunwei. I guess when he comes back, he will be the champion!"

The cup in Huai Shujing's hand fell to the ground with a snap, and the Seventh Princess asked with concern, "What's wrong with you?"

The locust tree spirit wiped the water from her hands, and stammered, "No...it's all right."

Seventh princess asked: "Do you know Dong Yong?"

"No...uh, I...don't know."

"Do you know it, or don't you know it?"

The locust tree spirit said firmly: "I don't know!"

Seventh Princess thought for a while, "It doesn't matter if you don't know him, I know where his family lives, you can propose marriage tomorrow, and try to settle the marriage before Dong Yong returns home."

The locust tree spirit secretly wiped the sweat off his palms, how could he not recognize Dong Yong?God Erlang brought him to Guanjiangkou just to let him protect Dong Yong!

Does Erlang God like Princess Seven?Obviously don't like it!

Does Dong Yong like Princess Seven?This locust tree spirit is not very clear, but he is following Erlang God, and the meaning of following Erlang God is always right!

After understanding the stakes, the locust tree spirit persuaded: "Fairy, in the mortal world, it is a troublesome thing for two families to get married. The Dong family needs to get to know you, and you have to get to know the Dong family too."

Seventh Princess said: "I understand the situation of the Dong family!"

The pagoda tree spirit said distressedly: "The Zhang family popped up overnight, you should give the Dong family some time to let them get to know you!"

Seventh Princess sighed, she didn't expect things to be so troublesome, "Except for this?"

"Except for this..." Huai Shujing thought about it carefully, "The two families first found out about each other's family and children, and then they acquiesced in the marriage of the two children. Oh! After that, a matchmaker must come to the door to talk about matchmaking! Moreover, the matchmaker is usually found by the man. After that, the matchmaker has to match the horoscope, the matchmaker officially comes to propose marriage, the man sends a bride price, and discusses with the woman about the date of marriage, only then can the wedding banquet be held."

Seventh Princess frowned in annoyance, Erlang Shen and Dong Yong would be back in a while.Erlangshen is so unreasonable, he will definitely obstruct her marriage with Dong Yong in every possible way.She had to finalize the marriage before Erlang Shen returned to Jiangkou!

She said to the locust tree spirit: "I don't care how troublesome it is to get married, in short, you must settle the marriage within ten days, or I won't spare you!"

The locust tree spirit didn't expect the Seventh Princess to turn her face so quickly!She was amiable just now, why did she turn her face and deny anyone in the blink of an eye?

Under the coercion of the Seventh Princess, Huaishu Jing hurriedly promised her, "Don't worry, I will definitely finish the matter you asked as soon as possible. I will go to Dong Yong's house to find out the bottom line now!"

Princess Seven stood up, "I want to go with you too."

The locust tree spirit hurriedly stopped her, "Don't! Don't! Every lady in the world pays attention to not leaving the door. If you go to Dong's house too, it will seem too urgent. This is not too...not too reserved……"

The Seventh Princess thought for a while, "Okay! You go and come back early, and report to me in time if anything happens."

The locust tree spirit quickly stated, "Don't worry, the little old man will come back as soon as he goes."

When the locust tree spirit left the mansion, Zhang Qiaozui came out from behind the screen. "This slick old monster, it seems that he is perfunctory to us. Xiaoqi, what do you think?"

The Seventh Princess frowned and said, "He seems to be hiding something from us...we won't listen to him, you should take care of those little monsters at home and learn the rules of the world. I'll follow him to Dong's house, I won't believe it, With my looks, Father Dong can still be dissatisfied with this marriage!"

The locust tree spirit trotted away from Zhang's mansion, and managed to get rid of the surveillance of Seventh Princess and Zhang Qiaozui. He had to send a message to Erlangshen immediately.

The seventh princess actually fell in love with Dong Yong!I have to be her father myself!I have to go to the Dong family to propose marriage!The locust tree spirit has lived for so long, and it's the first time I know that there are such things in the world!

The locust tree spirit wanted to find a safe place to send a message to Erlangshen, but in a hurry, he bumped into someone accidentally.

"Ouch!" The visitor was knocked to the ground by the locust tree spirit, "I said, old man, you are so old, you are in great shape!"

The locust tree spirit saw, isn't this Dong Yong's father?

Hurrying to help Dong's father up, Huai Shujing said apologetically, "Master Dong! I'm really sorry, I'm sorry. Why are you here?"

Master Dong said, "I'm going out to buy some things. Hey? Mister, you look familiar..."

The locust tree spirit smiled helplessly, the last person he wanted to see now was Dong Yong's father!

"Master Dong, we are from the same hometown, about... eight years ago! We met, and I sent you a letter on behalf of Mr. Dong."

Father Dong smiled and nodded, "Yes! Yes! I remember you!"

The locust tree spirit said: "Master Dong, look, I still have something to do..."

"Daddy!"

The locust tree spirit looked back, why did the seventh princess come here?

Seventh Princess smiled and supported him, "Daddy, look at you, you walked in such a hurry, did you bump into someone?"

Father Dong said: "It's all my fault, I didn't pay attention to the road!"

The Seventh Princess said softly: "Uncle, it's not your fault. I saw it all. My father left too hastily."

Huai Shu smiled and nodded, "Yes, yes, it's all my fault!" He is sweating all over his face now, he was wrong, Father Dong appeared at the right time!Seventh princess is really treacherous, actually secretly followed him.If he hadn't met Dong's father, wouldn't the seventh princess have found out that he had sent news to Erlangshen?Absolutely not!

Dong's father asked enthusiastically: "Mister, do you have something urgent to do? If there is no urgent matter, why don't you go to my house and sit for a while!"

The locust tree spirit waved his hand, "No need..."

Seventh Princess secretly pinched his arm, "Father, don't be brave, you see that you are sweating, why don't you go to this uncle's house to rest for a while!"

"Yes! Yes! My house is not far from here, why don't you come and sit at home for a while!"

The little arm of the locust tree spirit couldn't twist the Seventh Princess's thigh, so he had to agree, "Okay, okay!"

Since moving to Guanjiangkou, the life of the Dong family has become better and better.When he first moved here, Dong Yong’s family had only one blue tile house.Now that life is going well, Dong's father has built three more blue tile houses.

Dong's father led the locust tree spirit and the seventh princess back home.The courtyard gate is an ordinary wooden gate, and the fence is made of bamboo. There is a vegetable garden on the right hand side of the gate.The yard is paved with bluestone slabs, which is very clean and tidy.Seasonal flowers are planted on the edge of the yard. After the flowering period, the flower seeds mature and fall to the ground, and new buds will appear in the next spring, so there is no need to take care of them carefully.

There is a well and a stone mill in the courtyard.The pig house is not in the yard now, Father Dong and Dong Yong moved the pig house farther away, otherwise the smell would be really bad in summer.

Father Dong invited pagoda tree spirit and the seventh princess to come in and sit down. He made a pot of good tea, brought melon seeds, plums and other snacks to the seventh princess.

"Old man, we met once a few years ago, but we haven't seen each other since! Today is really fate, we meet again."

The locust tree spirit said: "My family lives far away, and there are few people living in it, so it's really not easy to see."

Father Dong asked again: "Mr., is this your daughter?"

Locust Tree Spirit: "Is...?"

Seventh Princess took over the conversation, "Yes, this is my father!"

Dong's father couldn't stop boasting: "Oh! You really know how to give birth! The daughter gave birth to such a beautiful country!"

The locust tree spirit said modestly: "You are being polite, Mr. Ling is also very good! I heard that this time I went to Beijing to rush for the exam, and I can come back with a champion!"

Dong's father laughed loudly when he heard this: "You have won the prize! You have passed the prize!"

Dong's father always thought that his son was the best man in the world, more than enough for a princess!He wanted to find a good daughter-in-law for his son who was beautiful and who knew everything about her.Seeing the Seventh Princess today, he felt that it was really the blessing of Erlang God, who asked him to find a good wife for his son.

"Old man, I'm taking the liberty to ask! Has your daughter ever been betrothed to someone else?"

Seventh Princess was overjoyed, with a shy blush on her face, she lowered her head slightly.

Huaishu cried out in pain, "Not yet...not yet!"

Father Dong was overjoyed when he heard this, and he said, "Your daughter is so beautiful, she will definitely find a good husband." After speaking, he changed the subject and chatted with the locust tree spirit about farming.

The seventh princess is still waiting!Unexpectedly, Dong's father only asked if he was engaged or not, and then there was nothing to say.

After leaving Dong's house, the seventh princess complained to the locust tree spirit, "Why didn't you mention the marriage just now! You missed such a good opportunity!"

The locust tree spirit said helplessly: "Fairy, it's not good for the woman to take the initiative too much, so she seems unreserved. Don't worry, since Dong Yong's father has asked you whether you are married, it means that. He will definitely find someone Go to inquire about you, you should learn to be more virtuous as soon as possible, and in a few days, he will invite a matchmaker to come and make peace."

The Seventh Princess felt reasonable after hearing this, "It seems that I have to make some preparations to let our 'neighbors' spread my good name."

The locust tree was worried and panicked, what should I do?He was caught by the seventh princess, and Father Dong seemed to have taken a fancy to the seventh princess and wanted her to be his daughter-in-law.When Erlang God comes back, how should he explain it!

What the pagoda tree spirit said was right, Father Dong really took a fancy to the seventh princess and wanted her to be his daughter-in-law.A few days later, he asked someone to find out who the Seventh Princess was.Can weave!I can embroider!I will be a housekeeper!All kinds of beautiful words came into Dong's father's ears continuously.

However, he is quite rational, knowing that marrying a daughter-in-law needs to be discussed with his son, so he has been slow to find a matchmaker to come to talk about matchmaking.

For the seventh princess, the situation is very good.But she was still dissatisfied, why didn't Dong's father come to propose marriage so late?Things will get complicated when Erlang Shen comes back!

In desperation, the Seventh Princess cast a spell on Dong's father.Dong's father was willing in his heart, and with the effect of ecstasy, he directly invited a matchmaker to come to propose marriage.

When Dong Yong hurried back home, Dong's father was inviting Seventh Princess, Zhang Qiaozui and Huai Shujing to drink and eat.

They sat together to discuss the wedding date!

After entering the house, Dong Yong was directly stunned by the occasion, he came back a few days late, why did he have to set a wedding date?

Erlangshen was afraid that something might happen, so he followed Dong Yong to Dong's house.Seeing the joyful scene in the house, Erlang Shen was about to go mad with anger.His eye knives swished at the locust tree spirit!The locust tree spirit shrank its neck, wishing to stuff itself into the cracks in the ground!

Dong Yong asked: "Father! What are you doing?"

Dong's father got a little drunk, he said with his tongue out, "Isn't this a discussion about the date of marriage?"

With an idea, Dong Yong knelt down to the Seventh Princess, "Hi, Mom! My son kowtows to you!"