[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Back at Guanjiangkou, Liu Yanchang called everyone over and distributed gifts to them.

How can you not bring a souvenir for everyone when you go out for a while?But everyone in Guanjiangkou didn't lack anything, and he put a lot of thought into choosing gifts.

"Xiaotiangou, come here, this is for you." Liu Yanchang took out a hydrangea ball and handed it to Xiaotiangou.

Xiaotiangou fiddled with the red tassels on the hydrangea in distaste, "Why give me this? What's the use?"

Liu Yanchang said: "This hydrangea is so beautiful! It has tassels, pearls, and colorful colors. How wonderful! We can also play the game of throwing the hydrangea! I will throw the hydrangea out, and you will pick it up again."

Xiaotiangou said: "You can play this game, but I'll throw it, how about you pick it up?" After speaking, it threw the ball lightly, and Liu Yanchang ran out of the palace gate to see that the hydrangea was flying far away.Liu Yanchang built a pergola with his hands, and squinted his eyes for a long time, but he didn't see where the hydrangea flew.

Liu Yanchang turned back to the hall and poked Xiao Tiangou on the forehead angrily, "Are you going to play a game with me? Are you going to play me! I'm going to pick up a ball and come back. It will take a few years to return to the mouth of the river? I If I play three or five games with you, my life will be over."

Xiao Tiangou raised its paws, and the hydrangea lay under it intact, "Why are you angry? I'm just teasing you, isn't the hydrangea here?"

Liu Yanchang nodded, "That's about the same." He took out a pack of dried beef, "Here, the dried beef I bought from the barbarians."

Xiao Tiangou took the jerky and leaned on the hydrangea to bite the jerky, "This gift is okay."

Liu Yanchang took out a few more bags, this is a gift for the Meishan brothers, Yishui's mink fur is the best material.

"I am also a rich man now, here, this is for you."

The Meishan brothers were all very happy. The sixth Meishan looked at the black mink coat in his hand and asked, "Why are all the brothers fur mattresses, while mine are fur coats?"

Liu Yanchang said hesitantly: "I don't know why, but I always think you would like to wear mink."

The sixth Meishan: "...I don't like to wear mink, okay? Even in winter, I only wear one piece of clothing. I can't wear a mink coat! Besides, I'm so tall, I don't look like a black bear in this Like."

Liu Yanchang said hesitantly: "How about...you take apart the coat yourself and change it into a mattress?"

Meishan's sixth son: "..."

The boss of Meishan handed his white mattress to the sixth, "We can change it, I like this coat. Look, the sleeves are still wide! It must be very imposing!"

The boss of Meishan and the sixth son of Meishan exchanged gifts, and the boss immediately put on the mink coat and hurriedly looked very handsome.

Liu Yanchang sighed, "As long as you are happy."

The Anti-Tianying Eagle flew in from the window, "Mr. Liu, where is my gift?"

Xiaotiangou jumped over and bared his teeth at him, "How old are you? Without your gift!"

The Roaring Dog blows its hair when it sees the Nitian Eagle, and it also works very hard to be Erlang God's first favorite pet.Liu Yanchang patted it to calm it down.

"Uh... I have prepared your gift too." He took out a few shadow puppets and handed them to Ni Tianying.

Ni Tianying looked at the thin shadow puppet, tilted his head very interested, "What is this?"

"This is a shadow puppet." He fiddled with it twice, and the shadow puppet's arms and legs moved. "That's how it's played."

Ni Tianying made the shadow puppet smaller and hid it under the feathers, "Thank you, I like it very much."

When it flew away, Xiaotiangou said unhappily: "You actually bought a gift for it? Whose chef are you?"

Liu Yanchang coaxed it, "Everyone look up and look down, it's really ugly not to give a gift. But your gift is much more expensive than its, and its one just looks novelty, but it's not worth a lot. Your beef jerky is I snatched other people's rations and picked them out of their mouths! How precious!"

Xiao Tiangou: "...it's a bit disgusting to pick it out from someone's mouth?"

Meishan's sixth son was gnawing on Xiaotiangou's beef jerky, when he heard what Xiaotianquan said, he said indifferently: "Just for example, when did you become so particular about Xiaotiangou?"

He said to Liu Yanchang again: "Mr. Liu, have you come back this time to buy gifts for the second master?"

Liu Yanchang sighed, he really didn't want to buy gifts for Erlang Shen.But it's still the same sentence, it's not very good to leave Erlang Shen alone.

"I bought it, you guys play first! I'll send it to him right away."

Holding a square baggage, Liu Yanchang went to the main hall of Erlang God.

Liu Yanchang knocked on the door of the palace, "Master Zhenjun, are you there?"

The gate of the main hall opened automatically, Erlang said, "Come in!"

Liu Yanchang handed over the burden, "Going out, I brought you a present."

Erlangshen paused for a moment before taking over the burden, "You have a heart."

Erlang Shen opened the bag, and inside was a pair of exquisite chess sets.The chessboard is made of old huanghuali. The color of the chess pieces is crystal clear and soft, as delicate as jade, very beautiful.

Picking up a sunspot and playing with it with his fingertips, Erlang Shen asked, "This cost you a lot of money, right?"

Liu Yanchang nodded, "It's not bad, I'm more relaxed." In the end, it was Erlangshen who paid him his salary, so he must coax the boss well when he buys gifts!If Erlangshen sees that he will come, it will be even better if he can raise his salary again!

Erlang Shen put the chess set aside, "Thank you for the gift."

Liu Yanchang was still a little worried when he thought of the red-clothed fairy he met in Huashan.He described what happened that day to Erlangshen, deliberately highlighting the arrogance of the fairy in red, and his spirit of defying power and fighting bravely.

Liu Yanchang asked: "Will the little fairy in red go back to the sky and speak ill of the Holy Mother? She will definitely slander the Queen Mother, right?"

Erlang God said lightly: "Don't be afraid of slander. The third sister is the niece of the Jade Emperor. She is still the goddess who holds the lotus lamp. She didn't make a big mistake. The Queen Mother will not do anything to her. But you, don't leave Zhenjun soon." The shrine. The fairy in red won't be able to find trouble with Third Sister, and it's very likely that she will come to trouble you."

Liu Yanchang nodded, "I understand, I must stay at home well. Speaking of which, the Queen Mother is your aunt! How is your relationship? Does she treat you well?"

Erlang frowned, "Where did you hear that?"

"That's what it says in fairy tales!"

Erlang God said: "Nonsense! The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are not husband and wife. The Jade Emperor commands all the gods, and the Queen Mother commands all the female immortals. They are equivalent to the relationship between superiors and subordinates. Forget about your fairy tales as soon as possible! They are all mortals." conjecture."

Liu Yanchang was stunned, "So that's what happened... Did the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor marry? They can't be bachelors who have lived for thousands of years, right?"

"Speak carefully!" said Erlang God, "The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother have great supernatural powers and profound magic powers. If you speak ill of them, they will feel it in their hearts."

Liu Yanchang quickly covered his mouth, "Oh, I'm cautious." He rolled his eyes and asked cautiously, "If you say bad things about you, do you feel it?"

Erlang smiled, "What? You want to speak ill of me?"

Liu Yanchang waved his hands again and again, "No, no. How could I speak ill of you? Hehe, hehe."

God Erlang refilled Liu Yanchang's cup with tea, "The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are not married. The Jade Emperor has no offspring, but the Queen Mother has 23 daughters."

The gossip was explosive, "Wow! How can she have so many daughters?"

"The queen mother was transformed by Xihua's most wonderful energy, and her daughters were all formed by her using the most wonderful yin energy."

Liu Yanchang asked again: "Why did she have so many daughters?"

"The queen mother has too many affairs to manage. Her daughters can help her manage the fairies and protect the flat peach garden."

"What's the matter!" Liu Yanchang nodded suddenly, "Is the Seventh Fairy who went down to earth to marry Dong Yong privately also her daughter?"

"Seven fairies marrying mortals privately? There is no such thing, it must be a misrepresentation among the people. The seven fairies yearn for the Dao wholeheartedly, and she is the most determined of the daughters of the Queen Mother."

Liu Yanchang nodded, "It seems that folk myths cannot be believed!"

Erlang Shen nodded, "Most of them are mortals' imaginations."

After listening to the gods' gossip, Liu Yanchang went to cook contentedly.

After Liu Yanchang left, Erlang Shen took out the concentric mirror, and the face of the Three Virgins appeared in the mirror.

"Third Sister, I heard about you and the Fairy in Red from Liu Yanchang. You have to be careful recently. That Fairy in Red is narrow-minded and will take revenge. If there is any change, please contact me as soon as possible."

The Holy Mother of the Three said softly: "Second brother, don't worry, I have the Lotus Lantern, without hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals, no one can do anything to me."

"Be careful and make no big mistakes. I will go to Huashan to see you in a few days."

Sanshengmu became happy, "Okay! Remember to bring Liu Yanchang too, I got a few good books today, and I will give them to him when he comes."

Erlang Shen snorted, "Understood." After speaking, he cut off the contact.

It's just been separated, how can there be any need to meet again?A foolish mortal, he really doesn't understand why Sanmei treats Liu Yanchang so well.

Although Erlang God and Sanshengmu were secretly vigilant in their hearts, they still underestimated the strength of the fairy in red.

That day she flew back to Yaochi in a hurry, feeling extremely resentful in her heart.He wanted to complain to the Queen Mother, but he knew that the Queen Mother would not confront the Three Holy Mothers just because of her little fairy.

She found several of her sisters and asked them to help out with ideas.

The youngest fairy in purple clothes is timid, she just wants to calm things down, "Sister in red, forget it! Sanshengmu is the Jade Emperor's niece, and the empress will not do anything to Sanshengmu for the sake of Jade Emperor!"

The red-clothed fairy said angrily: "What you said, can't I think of it myself? I asked you to come here to help you come up with ideas. Fortunately, you have not let you charge into the battle, but you hid first."

The purple-clothed fairy was trained by her, and she couldn't help but her eyes turned red.

Fairy in green has a gentle temper, so she hurried out to smooth things over, "Don't make noise, don't make noise, we are all sisters, and we can talk and discuss things. Sisters in red and purple are afraid of things, but what she says makes sense. Not to mention the Jade Emperor, the Three Holy Mothers There is an older brother! That one is the most aloof and arrogant, and if you offend him, we sisters will have no good fruit to eat."

Several other people also nodded repeatedly, "Yes! Yes! There is also Princess Yaoji, although she has retired to Xianshan, she is not easy to provoke!"

The fairy in red said angrily: "Am I going to be humiliated by her for nothing?"

The green-clothed fairy said: "Sister in red, although San ShengMu has a backing, she will always go to the peach feast. We will share some small peaches with her, and if we don't give her all the wine, vegetables, and fruits, it will be considered venting, how about it? "

The red-clothed fairy stood up and turned her back. What kind of revenge is it to despise the Three Virgins at the flat peach banquet?There is a certain number of peaches for which gods to share, and the Queen Mother will be angry if the deduction is too much.

"You all go! I want to be quiet."

The green-clothed fairy waved her hand and led all the fairies out, except the orange-clothed fairy who stayed behind.

After leaving the door, the green-clothed fairy sighed: "I don't believe that the Three Holy Mothers bullied her. She must be the first to pick things up."

The third eldest fairy in yellow also sighed, "Sister Chengyi is probably giving advice to sister Hongyi again, they are making trouble with them, so we must not join in."

The fairy in yellow was right. The first thing the fairy in orange said after she left was, "Sister in red wants to take revenge, so she must use one move to defeat the enemy. My sister has a method here. It depends on whether my sister dares to use it."

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