[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Xingxian ran back into the room and looked in the mirror. Her teeth were not stained with lip balm at all.Tang Seng lied to himself, and Xingxian threw the mirror in a rage.

Just now Tang Seng cursed repeatedly, saying what he said was useless, thinking of this, Xingxian became more and more ashamed.

Angrily leaning on the soft couch by the window, Xingxian shed a few tears while watching the falling flowers outside the window.

"Fairy! Fairy!" Two maidservants in Tsing Yi broke in from the door.

Xingxian reprimanded impatiently: "There are no rules! Who let you break in?"

The maidservant lowered her head in fear, "Fairy, this servant realizes my mistake..."

"Speak! What's the matter?"

The maid said: "Fairy! The monk invited by the eighteenth prince is arranging you behind the scenes! He said that the four immortals love the fairy, and that the fairy has chosen the four immortals as candidates. If you can find a better one... you Just...you will kick the four immortals aside..."

Xingxian was furious, "It's nonsense!"

Another maidservant said: "Fairy, go and have a look! Maidservant, take a look... the four celestial monarchs already have some faith."

Xingxian was angry and impatient, she didn't care about putting on a fairy's demeanor, she jumped out of the window directly.

The two maidservants walked out of the bedroom, and one maidservant asked in a low voice: "Do you think what Monk Datang said is true?"

Another servant girl nodded lightly, "I look like it! How kind the four immortals are to the fairy! They just look older, and it looks like the elders care about the younger generation. You think of them as young and handsome, yes Isn't it like four masters falling in love with the same beautiful lady?"

"It's true what you said! If you want me to say, it's not a big deal to grow older. They are all monsters, can't the immortals make themselves younger? The four immortals are good-tempered and talented. That’s fine. If it’s me! No matter which fairy monarch I choose, I’m always willing to do so!”

Another servant girl poked her forehead, "Don't dream! You are not a fairy, and the fairy king will not choose you!"

"I'm just talking! Let's go over quickly! Let's go secretly to see the excitement!"

The two servant girls chatted for a few words and then went forward. At this time, Xingxian stood in front of Tang Seng and asked: "Bold madman, how dare you provoke the relationship between me and the four brothers!"

Tang Seng pursed his lips, Xingxian was already angry, if he talked cheaply, he would be beaten, right?He wanted to say a few soft words to stabilize Xingxian first, but when he saw the soaring grass in the bushes, he changed his words again.

"The poor monk just talked about some of his own thoughts. If you didn't say what's on your mind, you can laugh it off. And you are so angry, is it because what I said is right?"

"You're talking nonsense!" Xingxian was anxious, and flung a piece of red gauze from her sleeve, curling it towards Tang Seng's neck.

Tang Seng sat firmly on the stone bench, a little spark spewed out from behind the bushes, the flame touched the red gauze, and ignited with a huff.Xingxian screamed and quickly threw the red yarn away.

Yang Jian took Honghaier's hand and came out from behind the bushes, Kong Xuan and the Holy Mother of Golden Light also walked over from the door.

Yang Jian explained to Tang Seng: "The mountain god told me that the monster lives in the ancient temple on the back mountain. We went to the ancient temple but didn't find you, and we searched for you in the mountains for a long time before we found you. Are you in a hurry?"

Tang Seng said with a smile: "There is no rush, we chatted and had a good time."

Our Lady of Golden Light came over to apologize, "I was reckless, otherwise you wouldn't have been arrested."

"Where it is, it's just a coincidence, and it has nothing to do with you."

The pressure on Yang Jian and the others was too heavy, and the four old men stood nervously in front of Xingxian, for fear that they would be harmful to Xingxian.

Kong Xuan asked Tang Seng, "Why did these five monsters arrest you? Are you tired of working?"

Tang Seng touched his face quite narcissistically, "Xing Yao sees that I am handsome, and wants to make a promise with her body." Yang Jian looked at Tang Seng, tilted his head and raised his eyebrows.

Kong Xuan scolded with a smile: "Just brag! The apricot monster was going to kill you just now, do you think we didn't see it?"

Tang Seng sighed: "You only see the effect, but not the cause! Forget it, I can't tell you clearly."

He walked up to the four old men and Xingxian and stood still, "I won't pursue today's matter, but if there is another time, someone from Heaven will come to take you!"

Tang Seng greeted Yang Jian and the others to go out, and he came back just two steps away, "By the way! I almost forgot to tell you. I made up the story of the four old gentlemen's love for Xingzi. Don't believe it. It doesn’t matter if you believe it, it only shows that my feelings are still very keen. Remember! Don’t think too much!”

The five monsters almost vomited blood with anger, let you say everything that shouldn't be said, and made our minds fluctuate, and now you told us not to think too much.How is this possible?

The simple and beautiful friendship between Taoists and friends has turned into a relationship between a man and a woman. How should they face each other in the future?

Tang Seng disturbed a pool of spring water, patted his ass and left directly.When he arrived at the ancient temple in Houshan, Tang Seng saw his four apprentices.

Sun Wukong said: "Master, these pines, cypresses and apricot trees are the body of the monster."

Tang Seng walked around among several pines and cypresses. Four big trees surrounded the petite apricot tree in the middle.

Sun Wukong said: "Master! We are afraid that the monsters will escape, so we have been guarding here to cut off their retreat. Now that you have come out, let me chop them a few times and teach them a lesson!"

Tang Seng stopped him, "What are you cutting! Look at the four trees around the outside...the leaves are all green, how pitiful! I think their way of cultivation is very righteous, not crooked, let's forget it this time! Keep going."

Sun Wukong felt strange, he turned to Xiaobailong and asked, "What does Master mean? Aren't the leaves all green?"

Xiao Bailong shook his head, "I don't understand either..."

Everyone picked up their luggage and continued to move forward. Because of this incident, Our Lady of Golden Light no longer let Tang Seng ride a tiger.Everyone resumed their previous speed and moved forward bit by bit.

Walking out of this high mountain, I came to a barren mountain in a blink of an eye.

Monkey King went to the front to find the way, and then ran back, "Master! There is a huge temple in front, but there is some blackness in the mountain. It doesn't look like the temple is a good place. Let's go around it!"

Kong Xuan laughed and said, "You monkey, have you lost your courage after following your master? How about your ambition to go down to heaven? No matter how dangerous the temple is, it's just a place for monsters. What are you afraid of?"

Tang Seng protected Sun Wukong, "What do you know, you little peacock? One more thing is worse than one less thing. There is always an advantage in hiding!"

Kong Xuan said angrily: "Who are you calling the little peacock!"

"Speaking of you! Aren't you just a peacock? Am I wrong?"

The two quarreled childishly about the peacock. Sun Wukong turned to look at Yang Jian. Yang Jian said, "There is only one way now, let's go further! If we really can't get around, let's go to the temple to see it." look."

There was only one road ahead, and Tang Seng and the others had no choice but to follow the steep mountain road to the gate of the temple.

Before Sun Wukong stepped forward to call the door, the temple door opened automatically, and a handsome man with brown hair and eyebrows greeted him.

"Congratulations to the eminent monks of the Tang Dynasty. Huh? Why are there so many of you?"

The man said he was greeting him, but there was not much respect in his attitude. Tang Seng didn't care about it. He said with a smile: "I met some like-minded friends on the road, so we went on the road together."

The man didn't think too much, he stretched out his hand and asked Tang Seng and others to come in, "I am the boy with yellow brows who came from the east and the Buddha sat down. The master told me to stay here. , for your convenience. Just go through the motions, the elder will stay here for one night, and you can continue on your way tomorrow!"

Tang Seng likes to deal with people who talk straight to the point. He smiled and said, "Thank you boy for taking me in."

Everyone entered the temple, Huang Mei sat on the lotus seat in the center of the main hall, and the little demons served beside him, but no one moved chairs for Tang Seng and the others.

Huang Mei propped his chin with one hand and asked: "You went to the West to learn scriptures, what good things did you bring?"

Tang Seng shook his head, "We are all monks, and we only brought two or three sets of clothes when we went out, and there is nothing good about it."

"Tsk! That's not okay! I didn't take you in for nothing, so why don't you show something!"

The yellow-browed boy was asking for favors in a disguised form. Tang Seng felt it was funny to hear that the favors were going to come to them. Is this because he is impatient?

Tang Seng and the others didn't speak, Huang Mei asked impatiently: "Did you understand what I said! If you have any treasures, hand them over quickly, or don't blame me for being rude!"

There is also a reason for Huangmei to do this. Guanyin Bodhisattva once came to Maitreya Buddha and asked him to call Huangmei boy back.Even if you keep the yellow eyebrows, don't give him the magic weapon, because Tang Seng is really reckless, and if the magic weapon falls into his hands, you can't get it back.

Maitreya Buddha did not recall Huang Mei, nor did he take away the magic weapon given to him, but only told him to treat Tang Seng and others well.The words of everyone going through the motions were also explained by Maitreya Buddha.

But the boy with yellow eyebrows is a bit awkward, the more he is not allowed to do something, he wants to do it!No matter how brilliant Tang Seng was before, he is just a mortal now.Although Sun Wukong and the others were powerful, Huang Mei didn't pay attention to Tang Seng's apprentices because he had treasures in his hands.

Sun Wukong took out his golden cudgel and smashed it on the ground, "My treasure is here, if you have the skills, you can get it!"

The yellow-browed boy smiled coldly, took out a golden cymbal and threw it at Monkey King.Sun Wukong couldn't dodge, couldn't dodge, and was directly put into the golden cymbal!

Huang Mei wanted to put Tang Monk into the cymbals, but Kong Xuan cast a yellow divine light and wiped away the golden cymbals at once.

Huang Mei was shocked, "You! How are you! How is it possible?"

Kong Xuan sneered, "How dare you show off your skills in front of me!"

Huang Mei took out another cloth bag from his bosom, just as he opened the mouth of the bag, Kong Xuan brushed the bag away with another flash of divine light.

The boy with yellow eyebrows couldn't sit still anymore, he took out a mace from the back of the chair, pointed at Kong Xuan and asked, "Who are you?"

Before Kong Xuan could answer, Tang Seng interrupted and said, "This is Mr. Lu. He and this fairy are friends we met on the way. Huang Mei, to put it bluntly, if you don't take us in, our master and apprentice won't be hungry." Die. You are just a boy, asking us for a magic weapon and even doing it, isn't that too much?"

Huang Mei bit his lip and said nothing, Tang Seng continued: "You apologize to our master and apprentice, I don't need to tell the Buddha about your rude behavior, and I will return the magic weapon to you."

In order to get back the treasure, Huang Mei had to swallow his breath and apologize, "I'm sorry! Is it alright? Return the treasure!"

Tang Seng turned to Kong Xuan and said, "Mr. Lu, please return the golden cymbal and the bag to him!"

Kong Xuan looked down at Tang Seng's fingers. The middle finger and index finger of Tang Seng's right hand were almost twisted into twists. This was to remind Kong Xuan not to return the magic weapon.Kong Xuan raised his head and said carelessly: "Why? Why should I return the treasure I received with my ability!"

Huang Mei was furious, "Wow! When Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said it, I still didn't believe it! You are in the same group! You are here to cheat my magic weapon!"

Tang Seng frowned, "What are you talking about? You were the one who blackmailed us first, and you were the one who took out the magic weapon and arrested my apprentice. You are a thief calling for a thief!"

Kong Xuan also said: "You are really interesting. I got the magic weapon, why should I give it to this monk? We don't have such a deep friendship!"

However, with our shallow friendship, we can divide the spoils afterwards.One magic weapon per person, just right!