[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Kong Xuan and Our Lady of Golden Light stayed behind and walked west together, and they were quite happy at first.Camping every day, drinking wine, chatting, don't have to think about complicated and trivial things in heaven, just say what you want, relaxed and free.

However, they followed for more than half a month and became impatient.Looking at the same scenery every day, Tang Seng and the others walked too slowly, and they couldn't walk very far even if their legs were not idle every day.

Our Lady of Golden Light couldn't help complaining, "Qiao Yu, can you walk faster? According to your speed, when are you going to go?"

Tang Seng said slowly, "I'm so weak, I can't walk fast."

The Holy Mother of Golden Light snorted coldly and turned around. Tang Seng asked Kong Xuan with a smile, "Your friends are gone, why are you still here?"

Kong Xuan snorted, "You want me to go, but I won't!"

Tang Seng shrugged his shoulders and ignored him. After a while, Our Lady of Golden Light flew back with a tiger.

"Sit on it! If you go at your speed, you won't be able to reach the Western Paradise when you die!"

Tang Seng whispered coyly, "No~ This is a tiger, people are afraid!"

The Virgin of Golden Light picked up Tang Seng's collar and threw him on the tiger's body. She shouted, "Hold on to the noose!" Tang Seng reflexively pulled him into the noose around the tiger's neck.Our Lady of Golden Light kicked the tiger's ass, and the tiger groaned and rushed out quickly.

I don't know where the Virgin of Golden Light caught this tiger, and it ran very fast.Tang Seng lay on the tiger's back, his legs tightly clamping the tiger's belly.

Tang Seng ran ahead on a tiger, and Yang Jian and the others followed closely behind.

Going forward is a mountain covered with thorns. The tiger has rough skin and thick flesh, and rushed directly into the thorn bushes with Tang Seng on his back.The clothes on Tang Seng's body were scraped into strips by the thorns on the thorns.

Seeing that Tang Seng was in danger, the Virgin of Golden Light blew a whistle to stop the tiger, and Yang Jian flew over, trying to hug Tang Seng out of the thorn bushes.

But before Yang Jian fell to the ground, the thorns around Tang Seng wrapped him up. When Yang Jian split the branches, only the tiger was left in the place, but Tang Seng disappeared.

Our Lady of Golden Light reproached herself: "It's my fault, I joked too much..."

Yang Jian sighed: "Don't blame the Holy Mother. There are monsters here, how could we think of it?"

Hong Haier said: "There are thorns all over the mountains, I think this is a barrier set up by monsters! Let me burn all these thorns, so that we can find the master conveniently!"

Monkey King knocked him on the head, "The sky is dry and windy, it's hard to control the fire, don't burn your master!"

Red Boy rubbed his head, "Then what do you think should be done?"

Yang Jian said: "Ask the mountain god and the land here first, and then make a fuss about it."

There is no land here, only a mountain god.The mountain god was dressed in rags and seemed to be living in poverty.

"Reporting to all the gods, this place is called Thorn Ridge. There is an ancient temple in the back mountain, and several spirited tree demons live there. The little gods have low mana and cannot resist them, so they only stay in the thorn bushes on weekdays. That said, I rarely go to the back mountain. Our two families don’t violate the river water, what do the monsters usually do... the little god is not too clear. I hope all the gods forgive me."

Kong Xuan said: "You little fairy, you are quick to shirk responsibility!"

The mountain god was terrified, "The god forgives the sin, the little god really doesn't have the ability to subdue demons!"

"Okay, you step back first!" The Holy Mother of Golden Light turned her head and said to Yang Jian, "Let's go! Go to that ancient temple to see what kind of monster it is, so bold."

Yang Jian and others hurried to the ancient temple in the back mountain, but Tang Seng was not in the ancient temple at this time.

At that time, the branches in the thornbush surrounded him, his eyes went dark, and when he saw the light again, he was already lying on a stone table.

An old man came over and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, holy monk, we are not bad people. I just heard about the nickname of the holy monk, so I specially invite you to meet friends and talk about poetry."

Tang Seng turned his head and looked around. Several stone houses were built here, and bamboo, apricot, peach and plum trees were planted between the houses.According to the season, it is now late autumn, the trees are withered, and the vegetation is withered.But the peach blossoms and apricot blossoms here are in full bloom, and the breeze blows,

Pink peach blossoms and white apricot blossoms fall one after another and float into the pond in the courtyard, where koi carp will come out and peck at the petals.

Tang Seng sighed in his heart, this is a quiet and comfortable place to live.

Seeing that Tang Seng was just looking around and didn't speak, the old man thought for a while and waved into the room, and three other old men came out.The first person to receive Tang Seng was Shibagong, and the remaining three were Guzhigong, Lingkongzi, and Fuyunsou.

They came to greet Tang Seng, Tang Seng was embarrassed to sit carelessly, so he had to stand up and return the salute.

"I've heard about the great name of the Great Tang Sage for a long time. When I saw it today, it's really extraordinary."

Tang Seng smiled, but did not answer.

The elders greeted the waiters to serve refreshments. The dim sum was exquisite and small, and the tea soup was rich in aroma. Tang Seng just watched, neither spoke nor ate.

These old men felt a little troublesome when they met Tang Seng who was suddenly silent. They seemed to have never heard that Tang Seng was a silent person!

Shiba Gong thought about it and decided to use Buddhism and Zen scriptures as a breakthrough point, hoping that this topic would arouse Tang Seng's interest.

"Holy Monk, I heard that you have practiced since you were a child, and you are a truly virtuous and eminent monk. We are fortunate enough to meet you, and I hope that the Holy Monk will give you some pointers on Buddhism."

Tang Seng raised the corners of his mouth slightly, with a solemn face and compassionate eyes, "Eat when it's time to eat, and sleep when it's time to sleep."

Shiba Gong shouted in surprise: "What?"

Tang Seng smiled and nodded, as if the words he just said were full of Zen meaning, and Shibagong and the others didn't understand it because they didn't have the understanding.

Fuyun old man smiled dryly, "The holy monk's words... are quite Zen...hehe, hehe..."

Shibagong and the others laughed, but Tang Seng stopped laughing.He looked at the four old men with very cold eyes. The old men couldn't stop laughing, and they all lowered their heads and drank tea to hide their embarrassment.

Five people sat together, except for the sound of drinking tea, there was no movement at all.

At this time, a beautiful woman came out from the apricot grove behind. She was wearing a red gauze dress, and the long skirt dragged on the ground.As the breeze blows, the red gauze dances, as if the Nine Heavens Xuannv wants to ride the wind and leave.

If it is an ordinary mortal, I am afraid that if they see this woman, their soul will be taken away.It's a pity that Tang Seng has made nine bends and eighteen bends, and when he saw the woman in red, he just turned his head lightly, as if he just looked at an inconspicuous stone.

The woman walked up to Tang Seng with a smile and said all blessings, "I heard that a distinguished guest is coming, so I am here to pay my respects."

Ling Kongzi introduced to Tang Seng, "This is Xingxian."

Tang Seng smiled softly at Xingxian, "Who gave you this name? The poor monk advises you to change it as soon as possible! There is an apricot flower fairy in the heaven. Selected, stood out, and got the opportunity to participate in the heavenly assessment. Then she went through 830 years of study and more than 1 exams before she was named the Xinghua Fairy. To be honest, you are beautiful, girl Yea, but claiming to be an Xingxian is really a little... overestimated."

The selection of the heavenly fairies is very strict, especially the flower fairies with a lot of competitors, their competition pressure will be even greater.

Fairy Xinghua was chosen by Qiao Yu herself. She was a girl with firm eyes and a bright and generous demeanor, not the same as this kind of pretending monster.Seeing this apricot demon claiming to be an apricot fairy, Tang Seng felt that this was an insult to the years of hard work of the apricot fairy in heaven.Is Xingxian good to be?Don’t think that it’s great to cultivate a human form!

Tang Seng's smile was friendly and polite, but what he said pierced Xingxian like a knife.Xingxian's face turned pale, and her fingers hidden in her sleeves were tightly clenched into fists.

Seeing Xingxian being wronged, Gu Zhigong was furious, "You monk really doesn't know what to do! We invited you to be our guest, and you actually hurt people!"

Tang Seng said: "Take me away from my apprentice without my consent. This is not an invitation, it is called kidnapping. Also, what I'm telling is the truth. I can't do anything about it. The poor monk did not live to please you, I have the right to tell the truth. By the way! Let me tell the truth again, that one is called Xingzi! You have mouth grease on your teeth, go and wipe it off!"

Xingxian covered her mouth in embarrassment, she turned and ran away, probably going to look in the mirror.

Seeing that Xingxian ran away, the four old men were furious.With a wave of their hands, the pink and white peach and apricot blossoms disappeared, and the cranes stopped singing.Black clouds covered the sun, and the wind blew in gusts.Tang Seng rubbed his arms, and he found that the atmosphere here had changed from a pink aura suitable for love to a place suitable for haunting.

Tang Seng felt that it was necessary to analyze the psychological state of the four old men. "You are angry, why? Because I was rude to Xingzi. But what is the relationship between Xingzi and you? I can't see through your cultivation now, but I can guess that you are also trees becoming demons, and Xingzi is not the same A variety. You are not brothers and sisters, why are you so nice to Kyoko?"

Gu Zhigong said: "How can you, a rude monk, understand the friendship between us?"

Tang Seng said firmly: "No! I understand! The four of you are in love with Xingzi!"

The four old men were ashamed and embarrassed, "What nonsense are you talking about!"

"Let me speculate! You brought me here because you want to match me and Kyoko?"

The eighteenth prince readily admitted, "Well! We all like poetry and songs, but here in the wilderness, we can't find anyone who likes it. Xingxian heard that you are a holy monk from the Tang Dynasty, and thinks your poems must be excellent. Yes. So let the four of us try it out, if you are really talented and knowledgeable, then we will match you and Xingxian to make a good story."

Tang Seng shook his head and sighed: "Fools! Haven't you seen your own intentions? Human monsters have different ways! Xingzi violated a taboo, but you still help Zhang Luo. Is this an ordinary friendship between Taoists? Don't you realize that? Is my motive not pure? If it is an ordinary Taoist friend, they will not interfere in each other's emotional affairs after practicing together for hundreds of thousands of years. This is the characteristic of monsters. It hinders practice."

After thinking for a while, Tang Seng added: "And Xingzi regards you as a backup choice, right? The four friends all admire me, but I use their love to choose a better husband-in-law for myself."

The four old men frowned, they thought Tang Seng's words were ridiculous.But deep in their hearts, they also deeply reflected on themselves, did they always have other thoughts about Xingxian?

Tang Seng sighed deeply, he made it up just now.But why did he feel that his analysis made sense after saying these words?

The pentagonal love of four men and one woman!What a mess...