[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Tang Seng and others were not very happy, the poem written by the national teacher was like shit, I didn't expect him to win!

Monkey King held back his anger and persuaded Tang Seng, "Master, with our abilities, it is not easy to leave the Wuji Kingdom. You don't have to worry about this matter. Let's go our way. The monarchs and ministers of the Wuji Kingdom are willing to coax that National teacher, let them continue to pretend to be crazy, let's go as soon as we have to!"

Zhu Bajie provoked from the side, "Master! Don't listen to the big brother! We can't let it go like this! You are an eminent monk in the Tang Dynasty. You are proficient in everything, how can you lose to that national teacher? If it gets out , where do you put your face?"

Sun Wukong held Zhu Bajie's ear and scolded: "You idiot! The national teacher didn't make any mistakes, he was just very arty, and there was no other mistake. He kept the Wuji country in good order. From the emperor and ministers to the traffickers and pawns, which one is not wrong? Towards him? You hit the national teacher, let out your anger, and in the end offended everyone in the Wuji country, and we will be like rats crossing the street, everyone shouting and beating!"

Xiao Bailong persuaded: "Brother, don't scold him! What you said is reasonable, but let's just forget about it, isn't that a bit too useless?"

Sha Wujing said: "It's just that I lost the competition, it's not a big deal..."

The opinions were not unified, and the four apprentices quarreled. Tang Seng let out a long sigh and interrupted their quarrel, "Okay! Don't quarrel! Wukong is right. People all over the country are against the national teacher. Let's beat the national teacher." , isn’t that going against the entire black-bone country?”

Xiao Bailong squatted in front of Tang Seng and moaned, "Master! We can't sneak away! How embarrassing!"

Tang Seng patted the little white dragon on the head, "Silly dragon! If there are people who love the national teacher, there must be people who hate the national teacher! You go inquire and find those who can't go back to their hometown after coming to the Wuji country. Find them again. Find out if there are any officials who were demoted because they told the truth. Let's work with them to find a way, at least to make public opinion lean to our side."

Little Bailong's eyes lit up, "Master is so smart." After speaking, he dragged Monkey King and they ran away.

The apprentices were all gone, Tang Seng jumped off the bed, put his arms around Yang Jian's neck and said, "The apprentices are all gone, it's just the two of us, I'll take you on a date!"

"Looking at it this way, you seem to have sent all the apprentices away on purpose!" Yang Jian raised his eyebrows and smiled, "A date? Where are you going!"

Tang Seng said vigorously: "Take you to the best restaurant in the city for a meal!"

Yang Jian asked: "May I ask the elder, are you paying or I will pay?"

Tang Seng patted his waist mysteriously, "Don't worry, this elder has saved some private money!"

Clutching his private money, Elder Tang took Yang Jian to the best restaurant in the city.

Sitting by the window on the second floor, the view is high and the scenery is good.Tang Seng paid more money and asked the store to clean the pot. Now he only eats vegetarian food and does not eat meat.

After ordering a large table of dishes, Tang Seng and Yang Jian took each other's dishes, finally enjoying the world of two.

Eating the vegetable leaves, Tang Seng sighed: "It is said that blessings come and misfortunes depend on them. This is absolutely true! If there is no national teacher, I can't trick Wukong and the others out, and then I can't get along with you alone." Already! With my apprentice here, it’s inconvenient for us both to whisper!"

Yang Jian picked up a chopstick of shiitake mushrooms for him, "Are there any? I think it's okay."

"What the hell! I've already discovered that with the disciples around, you don't talk much! In front of the disciples, I don't dare to say too intimate words, otherwise it will appear that my master is not dignified!"

Yang Jian glanced downstairs, turned his head and smiled at Tang Seng: "You can only continue to be solemn! Your apprentices are here!"

Tang Seng sighed regretfully, turned his head to look at the stairs, and after a short while, four apprentices went up the stairs.

Yang Jian asked the waiter to add more bowls and chopsticks, and ordered a few new dishes.

Sun Wukong sat next to Tang Seng, his face didn't look very good.

Tang Seng asked: "Did you find out?"

Sun Wukong nodded, "I found a few foreigners, and I also found a few officials who were demoted. Most of those foreigners came to visit relatives or do business. But most of them have already settled here, and they are not very willing to return to their hometown. "

"What's the point of this?"

Xiao Bailong added: "The year here is good, the harvest is good, and the business is easy to do. Life is easier here, so they don't want to leave."

"What about the officials who were demoted because they offended the national teacher? Didn't they react at all?"

Zhu Bajie snorted, "That's a group of little white faces who only know how to moan without illness. Even if there is no national teacher, they won't be able to stay in the officialdom for long!"

Sha Wujing asked: "Master, what do you think we should do?"

Tang Seng shook his head, "Cold salad! A little thing that doesn't hurt your muscles or bones, so why worry about it! Eat well, and let's talk when you're full!"

The romantic moment for two people turned into a dinner party for six people. Zhu Bajie ate with his arms loose, so angry that Tang Seng wanted to smash the Zen stick in his hand on his big head.

A large table of dishes was eaten clean, Tang Seng opened his private purse, and counted the taels of silver in it with distress.

Tang Seng called the clerk to pay the bill, and the clerk waved his hand apologetically, "Wait a minute, elder, I'll go downstairs to meet the distinguished guests, and I'll come up to collect your money in a while!"

The man ran downstairs, and after a while, there was the sound of going upstairs from the stairs.All the customers in the store looked towards the stairs, and an arrogant man walked up the stairs slowly with his clerk and entourage.

Tang Seng looked at it and sighed in his heart that the road to the enemy is narrow. Isn't this the national teacher he just met during the day?

The shopkeeper has already cleaned up the private room, and the clerk nodded and bowed to invite the national teacher to enter.

The national teacher saw Tang Seng and others, but instead of going to the private room, he stood in front of Tang Seng.

"Isn't this a monk from Datang?"

Tang Seng smiled and said, "It's the poor monk."

The national teacher said: "I heard that you people in the Tang Dynasty love poetry and prose. I thought that today there is finally a powerful person who can compete with me. I didn't expect you to be so vulnerable!"

Tang Seng sneered and said: "It's just a competition. The king of a country and the civil and military of the Manchu Dynasty are here to help you cheat! The national teacher is not humiliated but proud, and the poor monk really admires it!"

The entourage around the national teacher shouted: "Bold! How dare you disrespect the national teacher!"

The diners sitting next to him began to praise the national teacher, "The national teacher is extraordinary in martial arts and unparalleled in literary talent, he is a model for our Wuji country! Then monk, don't talk nonsense, cheating, the national teacher is too lazy to go Do it! You monk is clearly not reconciled!"

The national teacher waved his hand and stopped the guests and entourage, "Forget it! People from the Tang Dynasty can't afford to lose. I have seen it today!"

Tang Seng was about to be laughed out of anger, I haven't troubled you yet, yet you still dare to come to your door!It's okay to say that I am, but also say that Datang is not good!At this moment, Tang Seng's blood rushed to the top of his head, and he patted the table and stood up.

Sun Wukong and the others were also very angry, they had been waiting for the signal from their master, and when they saw Tang Seng standing up, they also jumped up.

The clerk in the store hurriedly stopped in front of Tang Seng, and the clerk whispered: "Elder, holy monk, don't be stubborn with the national teacher, we ordinary people can't twist our arms and thighs! Don't fight him, you can't beat him, and you will hurt yourself My apprentice! No matter how pitiful you are for us, you are running a small shop with a small capital, so please don’t fight here, otherwise our business here will not be able to continue!”

Tang Seng took a deep breath and barely suppressed the anger in his heart. He pointed to the national teacher and said, "Wait! You are finished!" After speaking, he took Yang Jian and his disciples away.

The national teacher didn't stop them, but just said a few sarcastic words, "Don't just talk harshly, at least read two more books, I'll wait for you to come back and challenge me!"

In the morning court the next day, the emperor sat quietly at the head of the court, listening to the courtiers report their official duties.The national teacher sat lazily beside the emperor, yawning from sleepiness.

A minister was reporting the status of this year's grain harvest when there was a sudden noise outside.The emperor asked: "Go and see, what's the noise?"

A guard rolled in and knelt down with a plop, "Report to Your Majesty, the monk who came to court yesterday has entered the palace today!"

The emperor was shocked, "This! This! They are so brave! Come on! Stop them!"

Tang Seng pushed away the guard at the door, "Your Majesty, there is no need to stop us, we have already entered."

The emperor cupped his hands at the national teacher, "National teacher, I invite you to go out!"

The national teacher smiled lazily, "Don't worry, Your Majesty, this Tang monk thinks that he is not good at literature and wants to use some martial arts. I will meet them."

He walked down the steps slowly and stood in front of Tang Seng, "Why are you bothering? It's not that there are no temples in Wuji Kingdom, so it doesn't matter where you are monks?"

Tang Seng tugged at the cassock on his body, he raised his leg with a smile, and kicked the national teacher's face.

"Don't worry! This time I raise my legs high, so I won't give you a kick to lift your vaginal legs."

The national teacher was kicked back two steps, and there was still a big footprint on his face.The four Monkey Kings took the opportunity and kicked around the national teacher.

While admiring the expression of Manchao Wenwu, Tang Seng said slowly: "Kick lightly, don't kick to death."

Xiao Bailong took the time to answer him, "Master, don't worry, I think he's probably a monster, he's quite kicking!"

Monkey King and the others kicked vigorously, perhaps because they were overwhelmed by Tang Seng's ruthlessness, none of the emperor and the civil and military men of the Manchu Dynasty dared to come and stop them!

Monkey King is kicking happily!Suddenly a burst of white smoke rose from the national teacher's body, and within a short while, the entire court hall was covered in white smoke.Sun Wukong continued to kick regardless of those, Zhu Bajie who was standing opposite suddenly shouted: "Who is it! Stop, you kicked wrong, you kicked me!"

Monkey King had no choice but to stop, and after a while the white smoke dissipated, but suddenly there was an extra Tang Seng in the room.

Little White Dragon asked Sun Wukong: "Senior brother, your sharp eyes have almost been practiced. Who do you think is the master and who is the fake?"

Monkey King scratched the back of his head anxiously, "There is no evil spirit in the national teacher, but I can't tell it apart!"

Tang Seng turned his head to look at the person who was exactly like him, "You have become really similar, and you behave alike."

Tang Seng on the opposite side also had the same expression, it looked like Tang Seng was looking in the mirror.The fake monk said: "I didn't learn from you! I am the real monk."

Tang Seng smiled, "Are you real?" He raised his foot and kicked the fake Tang Seng's forehead, "I let you learn from me! I let you learn from me! Let me tell you, you can learn my voice and smile, But you just can’t learn it! I kicked people! Ben! Get it!”