[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Erlang Shen didn't mind Liu Yanchang's disrespect in words.But the little heartless Liu Yanchang doesn't think Erlang God is tolerant!He believes that it must be because the Meishan brothers still have Xiaotiangou, and it is inconvenient for Erlang Shen to show his brutal side.

So, my asthma must have protected me!Liu Yanchang came to such a conclusion very proudly.

The dishes made by Liu Yanchang have won unanimous praise from everyone, especially the roast pig, which is very tasty with crispy skin and tender meat.As a chef, he didn't have a seat, but Xiaotiangou added a pair of bowls and chopsticks to his table, and asked Liu Yanchang to sit with him.

Xiao Tiangou also likes to eat roasted pork. He doesn't want to cut it up. He specially ordered a whole pork leg and pressed it on the table to chew slowly. There is no bone in the pig leg, so it is very convenient to chew!

Liu Yanchang casually picked up the vegetables while secretly looking at Erlangshen.

"Huangxiao, why isn't your master eating?"

Xiao Tiangou looked up from the pig's leg, "Everyone is toasting the master! He has no time now."

Liu Yanchang lowered his head and ate the food awkwardly, "Oh, that's right!"

The Meishan brothers toasted in turn, and talked to Erlangshen about the administration of Guanjiangkou.Liu Yanchang couldn't understand, so he just lowered his head to eat.The meat and vegetables here are particularly delicious. Just add a little salt when cooking to bring out the original flavor of the ingredients.Even the rice is delicious, even better than the Thai jasmine rice that Liu Yanchang ate in his previous life. He doesn't eat anything, and he can eat two bowls of dry rice.

While eating, Xiao Tiangou pushed Liu Yanchang.At this time Liu Yanchang was grilling shrimp, and was almost pushed to the ground by Xiao Tiangou.

"What's wrong with the wheezing?"

Xiaotiangou whispered: "Look! The master is eating the shrimp you made!"

Liu Yanchang hurriedly looked up, Erlangshen also looked very elegant eating shrimp.Liu Yanchang peeled the shrimp and made his hands full of oil, but Erlang Shen peeled the shrimp with chopsticks in one hand and a knife in the other.Gently parting the knife, the shrimp shell fell off, and the chopsticks picked up the white and tender shrimp and fed it into the mouth.

The shrimps were a bit numb, and Erlang Shen's lips were originally light-colored, but after eating the shrimps, his lips became red, as if he had applied rouge.His face is like a crown of jade, and his lips are like vermilion. In modern times, there must be beautiful young ladies chasing him to ask for the lipstick number.

Liu Yanchang broke off the crab's legs jealously, it was too much, what's the use of being so good-looking!

He poked Xiao Tiangou, "Didn't you say that he doesn't eat seafood?"

Xiao Tiangou was also confused, "My master really doesn't like seafood!"

Liu Yanchang pressed the Xiaotian dog and poked it vigorously, "Really! Your information is wrong!" The Xiaotian dog was itched by his poking, and kept hiding.

The boss of Meishan is Kang Anyu, and he thinks this meal is very suitable for him.He has lived for many years, what has he not eaten?Liu Yanchang's cooking is not the best.But this meal reminded him of the time when he was still a mortal, and the taste of his hometown far away.

He couldn't help raising his wine glass to toast Liu Yanchang.

"Mr. Liu."

Liu Yanchang was so frightened that he withdrew his sinful fingers, stood up quickly, raised his glass, "Uh...Mr. Kang."

Kang Anyu smiled and said, "Sir, you can just call me Lao Kang. Mr. is a scholar, and I never thought that the craftsmanship would be so outstanding. I would like to respect you, Lao Kang!"

Liu Yanchang was quite flattered, he thought that gods look down on mortals!Unexpectedly, Kang Anyu could still toast him!

He drank the wine in his glass with a smile, and Meishan's second child, Zhang Boshi, also wanted to toast him, and the remaining four Meishan brothers seemed to be preparing to toast in turn.

Liu Yanchang poured the wine with a smirk, and just as he raised his glass, he fell down in a daze.

Xiao Tiangou was so frightened that he lay on Liu Yanchang and shook him, "Master! Will he die?"

Erlangshen and Meishan brothers walked over to have a look, Liu Yanchang's face was blushing, and his breath was long.

Kang Anyu comforted Xiao Tiangou, "It's okay, Mr. Liu is too strong to drink, he is just drunk."

"..."

Liu Yanchang slept for a whole month, and when he woke up, it was almost New Year's Eve.When he woke up, he only felt refreshed and relaxed.

Xiaotiangou has been by his side these days, when Liu Yanchang woke up, Xiaotiangou was flipping through the bamboo slips on the couch.

"Asthma, how long have I been asleep?"

"Not long, just a month."

Liu Yanchang exclaimed, "One month! How did I sleep for so long? What day is it now?"

Xiaotiangou put down the bamboo slips, "Today is the sixth day of the twelfth lunar month. I didn't think carefully and shouldn't let you drink. That wine is brewed by us. It stands to reason that it doesn't matter if ordinary people drink it. I didn't expect you to drink so badly. After drinking it It took me so long to get drunk from one cup."

Liu Yanchang squeezed his fingers and calculated, "It's already the sixth day of the junior high today, why didn't you wake me up earlier! If it was later, wouldn't it be the end of Laba!"

"After Laba, it's over!"

"How can it be? After Laba is the New Year, if you miss Laba, you won't be able to eat Laba rice!"

Roaring Dog: "..."

Liu Yanchang hurriedly got out of bed and put his shoes on, "Fortunately, there is still time to soak the beans today. I'm going to the kitchen. You should study hard and make progress every day!"

Roaring Dog: "..."

Xiao Tiangou only took one bite of the Laba rice cooked by Liu Yanchang.

Liu Yanchang likes Laba rice stewed in an iron pot. The beans are cooked in advance, and the cooked beans, yellow rice and a little white rice are put into the pot.When the heat is up, use a shovel to turn over the pot frequently, so that the beans and rice can be stirred evenly, and the moisture in the rice can be evaporated as soon as possible.

After the Laba rice is cooked, it is full of the aroma of beans.Yellow rice is as sticky as glutinous rice, so Laba rice has both the softness of beans and the stickiness and firmness of rice cakes.

Liu Yanchangsheng brought out a bowl of rice and gave Xiaotian dog a mouthful, and Xiaotian dog didn't want to eat any more.It said that if it continued to eat, its mouth would be stuck.

Chinese New Year is coming soon, Liu Yanchang proposed to go out to do New Year's shopping.Erlangshen didn't have time to mess around with him, but Xiaotiangou and Meishan brothers were very interested.

Their preparations for the Spring Festival were different from what Liu Yanchang remembered.If you want fish or shrimp, go fishing in the sea; if you want any meat, go hunting in the mountains by yourself.Liu Yanchang, who originally planned to go down the mountain to purchase, found that he was useless for the event of holding New Year's goods.

The cute Xiaotiangou and kind-hearted Meishan brothers did not dislike Liu Yanchang, and generously took him on a trip to make New Year's goods.

First go to the East China Sea, where there is an old acquaintance, the fourth princess Ao Tingxin.Ting Xin knew that they were going to do New Year's goods, so they sent several baskets of fish and shrimp.Everyone immediately held a seaside barbecue party on the beach, and ate up the fish and shrimp that Ting Xin gave to them. Before leaving, Ting Xin sent a few more baskets.

After finishing the seafood, it should be a terrestrial creature.It's still the same routine, eat the prey you catch first, and let's talk when it's not enough.

He happily ate, drank and bought new year's goods, and when the new year was about to come, Liu Yanchang gained more than five catties.

Immortals generally don’t celebrate New Year’s Eve. This is a holiday for mortals, not theirs.However, with Liu Yanchang's work, the Erlang Temple became lively.Red lanterns were hung, and the couplet pasted on the door was written by Liu Yanchang.

The three saints and the four princesses also came to join in the fun, and everyone had a happy gathering together. There is nothing better than this.

Liu Yanchang likes to eat dumplings during the Chinese New Year, but in order to cater for everyone's taste, he also cooked rice cakes and glutinous rice balls.

Xiao Tiangou also likes to eat dumplings, because the filling of dumplings is made of meat, which is much more delicious than sticky things like rice cakes and glutinous rice balls.

"Liu Yanchang, are you still used to it here?" San Shengmu took the time to ask.

Liu Yanchang nodded with a smile, "I'm used to it, I'm used to it, the Roaring Dog has been righteous to me! It's just a bit picky eater, it only likes meat and not vegetables."

Xiao Tianquan interjected, "It would be strange if I love vegetarian food!"

Liu Yanchang heard it talking and couldn't help but look down at it.Seeing Xiaotiangou's rice bowl, Liu Yanchang was furious.

"Shoutiangou! Why did you eat all the stuffing and throw away the skin! Do you know that it is shameful to waste food!"

Xiaotiangou said: "Then don't waste it, just make meatballs for me next time."

"Nonsense! Everyone eats dumplings during Chinese New Year, but no one eats meatballs!"

Xiaotiangou: "I'm not human, so it doesn't matter if I don't eat dumplings."

Liu Yanchang: "I don't care! Anyway, you have to eat the dumpling wrappers today! I will make you meatballs for the Chinese New Year next year."

Xiao Tiangou turned his head and ran away, "No, no, I don't eat dumpling wrappers!"

Liu Yanchang chased after him with his rice bowl in his hand, "No, no, you have to eat!"

Xiaotiangou was strolling in front, and Liu Yanchang was chasing after him.Everyone was dizzy seeing them running around.Xiaotiangou gave Erlangshen a wink, and when Liu Yanchang ran up to Erlangshen, Erlangshen stood up and blocked him.

Liu Yanchang was out of breath and unable to speak, Erlang Shen brought a glass of wine and handed it to him.

Liu Yanchang took the wine glass and felt baffled.

Erlangshen held his wine glass and said to Liu Yanchang: "A few days ago, I wrongly blamed Mr. Liu and caused you a lot of trouble. Today, I take this opportunity to apologize to Mr. Liu."

Holding the wine glass, Liu Yanchang was quite surprised, he didn't expect such a proud Erlangshen to apologize to him.Liu Yanchang is not a person who holds grudges, he drank up the wine in his glass, "Forget it, I forgive you."

Erlangshen smiled slightly, picked up the wine glass and drank it down in one gulp.Liu Yanchang looked at the handsome smile on Erlang Shen's face, and fell to the ground in a daze.

Xiaotiangou jumped over and became bigger, catching the fallen Liu Yanchang.He blinked his dark round eyes at Erlangshen, and went back with Liu Yanchang on his back.

Sanshengmu didn't see the communication between Erlangshen and Xiaotiangou, she only saw Erlangshen and Liu Yanchang reconciled, and she was happy for them.

"I didn't expect Liu Yanchang to drink so badly." San Shengmu sighed, "Second brother, I'm so happy that you can reconcile with Liu Yanchang! We get along these days, have you also discovered that he is a very good person!"

Erlangshen took a mouthful of food and said flatly: "I didn't find out whether he is good or not, but I found out if he can toss around."

The author has something to say: Erlang Shen smiled slightly, but actually used a little beauty trick!