[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Tang Seng left the monster's cave and walked to the tent at the foot of the mountain under the moonlight.

When he got near the tent, Zhu Bajie suddenly turned around, held up a nine-toothed rake and asked, "Who is it!"

Tang Seng said angrily: "It's me! Your master!"

Zhu Bajie put down the rake and hurried out to greet him, "Master! You are back!"

Tang Seng walked over and snorted coldly, "If I don't come back, I will be stripped and thrown into the steamer!"

He sat on the simple bed and sighed, "I felt the strange wind coming, so I was taken captive into the monster's cave by the wind. I planned to take this opportunity to see your reactions and test your abilities. The results of it?"

He pointed at the three apprentices and scolded them one by one, "One Monkey King, one Jade Dragon Third Prince, and one Canopy Marshal, the three of them ran to save me, but they were beaten back by the goblin! Are you named just to be nice? ?”

The three apprentices lowered their heads in shame. Tang Seng saw that Sun Wukong closed his eyes, and the little white dragon kept supporting him, so he asked, "What's wrong with Wukong's eyes? Are they injured?"

Monkey King turned his head shyly, "No! It's just that the wind is blinding us."

Xiao Bailong said: "No, Master! Listen to me, that monster doesn't have much ability. Senior Brother is about to subdue him, but he suddenly opened his mouth and let out a gust of yellow wind. The wind is so strong that the monster's cave The stones at the door are all blown apart! Eldest brother was too close, that's why he got hit."

Tang Seng frowned, he jumped off the bed and approached Monkey King.

"Let me see!" Seeing Sun Wukong's red and swollen eyes, Tang Seng began to feel sorry for his apprentice again, and he cursed, "You monster! How dare you touch my apprentice's eyes! Wukong! My eyes can still be opened, and I can still see!" Can you see something? Even if it’s a blurry shadow!”

Sun Wukong shook his head, "Master, don't worry about me, I can still see, but when I open my eyes, I can't stop crying."

Tang Seng sighed: "When I left Datang, I packed everything in my luggage, except I didn't bring those commonly used medicines. At that time, I thought that I would not get sick because of my rough skin and thick flesh. I didn't expect that this momentary negligence would make me Caught blind!"

Sun Wukong didn't care much about his injury, he said: "Master, don't worry, I am a natural born stone monkey, this little injury, just sleep and it will be fine!"

Tang Seng disagreed, "No! This wound must be treated with medicine!"

He looked up at the mountain, "It's been a while since I left the monster's cave, and the monster almost realized that I was gone. The three of you immediately find a place to hide, and I'll go find an antidote for Wukong."

Tang Seng helped Xiao Bailong and Zhu Bajie pack their luggage, and before they left, a voice came from the air, "Holy Monk, go slowly! Wait a minute!"

Tang Seng turned his head, only to see a person holding a staff and slowly falling to the ground.

Zhu Bajie and Xiaobailong stood guard in front of Tang Seng, Tang Seng clasped his hands together and bowed to the man, "Lingji Bodhisattva."

Monkey King and the other three also saluted, "I have seen the Bodhisattva."

Tang Seng asked: "Bodhisattva, why are you here?"

Lingji Bodhisattva explained: "The monster in this mountain was originally a spirited mouse at the foot of Lingshan Mountain. It escaped here because it drank the lamp oil of the glazed lamp. The Tathagata Buddha found his trace, but because he did not What a serious crime, so let me watch it secretly. Just now I figured out that he caught you, so he came here in a hurry, wanting to help you."

Tang Seng saluted and thanked Lingji Bodhisattva, "Bodhisattva, thank you for coming to help. My big apprentice was injured by that goblin. Do you have any panacea that can heal his injury?"

Lingji Bodhisattva took out a porcelain bottle from his bosom, "I have a bottle of eye ointment here, just apply it, close your eyes and rest overnight."

Tang Seng thanked the Bodhisattva, he took the ointment and handed it to Zhu Bajie, "Go and apply it to your brother."

Lingji Bodhisattva said: "Tang Monk, master and disciples, rest here! I will go into the mountain to catch the monster, send him to Lingshan, and hand him over to the Buddha for punishment. It's getting late, so I'll take my leave first."

Tang Seng hurriedly stopped Lingji Bodhisattva, "Bodhisattva, don't leave, I have other things to do."

Bodhisattva Lingji said kindly, "Please tell me."

Through a short conversation, Tang Seng has already seen that Bodhisattva Lingji has a good temper, is easy to talk, and does things neatly, without being messy at all.Anyway, better than Guanyin Bodhisattva, the narrow-minded Tang Seng always remembered that Guanyin Bodhisattva took his own wild vegetables.

He coughed twice and began to fool the honest Bodhisattva Lingji.

"Bodhisattva, to be honest, I think this is a little strange..."

"Oh? What's wrong?" Lingji Bodhisattva asked.

Tang Seng analyzed to him: "Look, it's not too small to steal the glazed lamp oil! Who is the glazed lamp dedicated to? If you steal the lamp oil, the light will be dimmed. The worshipers are quite disrespectful?"

Bodhisattva Lingji frowned, but still didn't understand Tang Seng's meaning.

Tang Seng said bluntly, "I made a mistake by stealing lamp oil. A little mouse dares to run away without repentance. The crime is even worse! But why did the Buddha let him go and let you watch him? Is there a conspiracy?"

Bodhisattva Lingji shook his head uncertainly, "No way..."

Tang Seng sighed: "Maybe I'm too sensitive! I just think that you are a Bodhisattva, but you are sent to guard a goblin. This is a bit overkill. If the Buddha's arrangement has some deep meaning... Then I think it may be that the Buddha Just to set up obstacles on my way to learn scriptures, I specially arranged the mouse essence here."

Lingji Bodhisattva already had some faith, "There seems to be some truth..."

Tang Seng pretended to be disheartened, and looked up at the moon in the sky, "Since they sent me to the west to learn scriptures, why did they hurt me like this? Could it be that our friendship was fake when we were in the sky?"

Lingji Bodhisattva is not good at words. He seems to sympathize with Tang Seng, but his words of comfort are dry.

"Don't think so, maybe there is a misunderstanding here."

Tang Seng smiled reluctantly, "Hey! I don't think so much anymore. Bodhisattva, I have something to ask. Can you lend me that monster for two days. My three apprentices have never met this type of monster. I'm afraid that next time they encounter this kind of monster that blows the wind, they will be caught off guard. I want my apprentices to fight this monster for a few days so that they can practice their skills."

Bodhisattva Lingji agreed without thinking too much, "It's good to learn more experience." He took out a yellow pearl from his bosom, "This is the Dingfeng Pill, a treasure specially used to restrain that goblin, you take it first to use."

Tang Seng thanked Bodhisattva, "Thank you Bodhisattva for your help, I will return it to you as soon as possible after I use it up."

Bodhisattva Lingji smiled and said, "There's no rush." ​​Thinking of the Buddha's intention, Bodhisattva Lingji looked at Tang Seng with some sympathy in his eyes, "Don't think so much, after you succeed in learning the scriptures, there will naturally be your teachers and disciples. benefit."

Tang Seng smiled lightly, "Thank you Bodhisattva for your comfort."

Lingji Bodhisattva left behind Dingfengzhu.They chatted for a while, and as soon as Lingji Bodhisattva left, the monster in the mountain found Tang Seng and his disciples.

The leader of the monster has a sharp beak and a pointed chin. It looks a little vicious and a little wretched.

He pointed to Tang Seng and the others and said, "Wow! So you are here!"

He opened his mouth and exhaled a gust of yellow wind, and the sky became dark all of a sudden.When the wind stopped, Tang Seng and his disciples just stood there quietly, even their clothes were not covered with dirt.

Tang Seng turned his head and said to his three apprentices: "You take turns to fight him, and I will see how you are."

The mouse spirit shouted in amazement: "You guys! How can you escape from my kamikaze! Could it be... Could it be..."

Tang Seng punched the mouse spirit's eye sockets black, "It's nothing! I just want to hit you!"

Tang Seng was the first to make a move, and Xiao Bailong was the second to rush forward. His weapon was a long sword, which fit his image of a wealthy and romantic dragon son.But Tang Seng could see that Xiao Bailong seldom used hands, and his movements were a bit sluggish when fighting, not because he struggled hard, but because sometimes he needed to think a little before he knew how to make a move, which made him fight. When fighting, he is at a disadvantage.

The mouse spirit also brought a lot of little demons with him, they saw the king fighting with the little white dragon, and they all cheered for their own king.

Zhu Bajie said: "Master, these little demons are giving me a headache, I'll go and clean them up!"

Tang Seng stopped him, "It's just shouting, can't take it anymore? These little monsters are still useful, you are not allowed to kill them, and you have to bear with me if you feel noisy!"

Xiaobailong fought with the monster until midnight, and finally defeated the monster. Seeing that he was about to be caught, the monster quickly spewed out yellow wind and fled back to the cave with his little monsters.

The monster ran away, and Zhu Bajie was about to chase him with a rake, but Tang Seng stopped him, "At least let the monster go back to rest, and if you want to beat him, you can wait until tomorrow. Come here, I will teach you some methods, how to deal with this kind of wind .”

Tang Seng gave the three apprentices how to deal with Huang Feng. In the early morning of the second day, Sun Wukong's eyes were healed, and the three brothers closed the mountain gate and led the mouse spirit out of the hole.Tang Seng stood far away holding Fengfeng Pill, watching how they dealt with Huang Feng, the mouse spirit.

The three apprentices are talented and intelligent, even if they don't have the Fengfeng Pill, they can still see the wind as nothing.

The monster couldn't beat them, so he turned around and wanted to escape, but Tang Seng kicked him back. "Fight well with my apprentice! You are not allowed to enter the house until dark."

He greeted those little monsters again, "Come here, and you also come to help your king fight. I will teach you how to form troops!"

Tang Seng got a small book from somewhere, and he wrote the names of his apprentices on it with a brush.

"Okay! The first monthly exam for the three of you has begun! The test papers for the monthly exam are the mouse spirit opposite and all kinds of goblins! Your performance will be recorded, and whoever performs the worst will be judged In the next month, wash all the clothes and smelly socks of the brothers! Get ready! Start!"

After hearing Tang Seng's punishment clearly, the three Monkey Kings rushed towards the mouse spirit with green eyes as if they had been injected with chicken blood!Mouse Jing blocked left and right, tried his best, but was still beaten black and blue.

When it was dark, Tang Seng yelled to stop, the three of Monkey King stopped, and the mouse spirit fell to the ground with pain all over his body.

Tang Seng said to Sun Wukong: "Wukong, you run fast, go to the sky to find Yang Jian for some wound medicine, otherwise this mouse spirit may not be able to survive tomorrow."

The mouse spirit crawled to Tang Seng's feet, "Grandpa Holy Monk! Grandpa Holy Monk! I was wrong, please let me go! I will never cannibal again. I will eat vegetarian food and chant Buddha, and I will do good deeds to accumulate virtue! Please forgive me!" ! I don’t know Mount Tai, so please forgive me..."

Tang Seng lowered his head and said softly: "I have forgiven you, I just asked you to help my apprentices learn and improve! You will not refuse my small request, will you?"

He turned his head and shouted at Sun Wukong: "By the way, get some elixir and fairy fruit, please help me to fight with you, we must show something!"

Sun Wukong smirked and said: "Master, don't worry, we are all those who know how to repay kindness!"