[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Walking outside the village, Zhu Bajie picked up firewood, and Monkey King and Xiao Bailong buried the pot and lit the fire.

When he left Gaolaozhuang, he didn't buy any vegetables. Tang Seng didn't have any ingredients at hand, so he could only scoop up some noodles and planned to bake some pancakes to satisfy his hunger.

The pancakes are rolled out thinly, put them in the pan and turn over on both sides to be cooked.As Tang Seng baked, he beckoned them to eat hot cakes quickly.

Yang Jian and the others stopped after eating five or six cakes, and even Zhu Bajie only ate five cakes.

Tang Seng asked in surprise: "Bajie, why do you only eat so little?"

Zhu Bajie said: "We are short of clothes and food on the way, I can't eat too much, I have to save rations for Master! Otherwise, what will Master eat!"

Tang Seng smiled and said: "It's okay, it's okay, eat! Don't be hungry!"

Sun Wukong and Xiao Bailong looked at each other, and Sun Wukong whispered, "The new junior brother is a sycophant!"

Xiao Bailong pursed his lips and nodded, "Relying on my sweet mouth, I want to please Master!"

Tang Seng knocked on the side of the pot with a shovel, "I heard it all! Don't speak sour words in secret. If you have free time, learn from your senior brother!"

Zhu Bajie smiled honestly, "Master, I should learn from the two senior brothers! Learn skills from the senior brother, and learn diligence from the second senior brother."

Tang Seng nodded gratified, "Very good! Very good! Much better than your two senior brothers! You continue to eat, don't starve." He looked through his luggage, "I remember I brought some sugar, Master will give you some sugar again. Bake you a sugar cookie!"

Sun Wukong and Xiaobailong's eyes turned red with jealousy.

snort!Master prefers that sycophant!

Tang Seng was baking cakes when a yellow bird flew over and landed on Yang Jian's fingertips.

Yang Jian stared at the oriole on his fingertips for a while, then turned to Tang Seng and said, "I have something to do in heaven, I have to go back."

Tang Seng nodded, "Go and do your work! You don't have to worry about me, I have three apprentices now!"

Yang Jian said to Sun Wukong and the others: "Qiao Yu is a mortal now, even if he is very capable, he can only use three points. His safety is entrusted to you, please take care of him."

Zhu Bajie said first: "Master, don't worry, my old pig will protect Master even if I risk my life. This is what I should do as an apprentice!"

Monkey King and Little White Dragon began to grit their teeth again.This flattering pig!So expressive!

Yang Jian smiled and said, "Anyway, I'm going to trouble the three of you. I'm leaving first, and I'll join you when I finish dealing with the affairs of the Heavenly Court."

Tang Seng sent him aside, Yang Jian smiled and licked his bald dick, turned around and flew to the sky.

Zhu Bajie asked enviously: "Master, why have you and your master always had such a good relationship? It's really enviable!"

Tang Seng smiled and asked: "What? Want to learn two tricks, and then go back to Gao Laozhuang to continue to be the door-to-door son-in-law?"

Zhu Bajie hurriedly confessed his sincerity, "How could it be? Master, after accepting you as my teacher, I am a Buddha's man! I am not the kind of man who is always on the loose!"

Tang's monk: Buddha's people?Up and down?It sounds so awkward, as if something happened between you and the Buddha...

After breakfast, the four of them walked along the main road.

On the way, Xiaobailong showed Tang Seng his recent cultivation achievements.

He spit out a burst of fire, "Master, look! I took the elixir given by the Bodhisattva, does the fire I spit out now look more powerful?"

Tang Seng nodded, "Not bad! It feels similar to Taishang Laojun's Samadhi True Fire...Samadhi True Fire..."

Having said that, Tang Seng suddenly turned to look at his big apprentice.

Sun Wukong touched his face, "Master, what do you see me doing?"

"Do you have piercing eyes?" Tang Seng asked.

Sun Wukong shook his head, "What is that?"

Tang Seng remembered that when Sun Wukong made a big fuss in the heavenly court, Taishang Laojun didn't stuff him into the alchemy furnace.So Sun Wukong hasn't lit up the skill of golden eyes yet.

Tang Seng thought for a while and said: "Master has an immature idea that may allow you to develop sharp eyes, but this process is rather cruel. Do you want to try it?"

Sun Wukong is full of curiosity about things that can make him stronger, "Master, please tell me! My grandson can endure hardships! As long as he can learn the real skills, suffering and being tired are nothing!"

Tang Seng said: "Let Xiaobai take out his fire-proof cover, and you sit in it, and Xiaobai spits fire into it. Just practice like this for a while, and I think you will be able to achieve great success!"

Sun Wukong frowned, "That's it?"

"That's it! At most, add a cover to the fire shield to keep you stuffy."

Sun Wukong sighed: "Master has a new disciple, so he dislikes me! If I don't practice the formula, I will be burned in a hood! You can just add a little more salt to me, roast me and eat me!" "

Tang Seng sighed: "Hey! My apprentice is too old to take care of me. Forget it, forget it, forget it if you don't want to be burned! I'll go back and ask Laojun to see if there is any other way for you to practice into a fiery eye."

In summer, the scorching heat is unbearable, gusts of hot wind blowing towards the face, instead of drying the sweat on the body, it adds a layer of sweat, which only makes people feel more bored.

Tang Seng and others set off at dawn these days, and rested at noon. At night, the sun was about to go down, and the four masters and apprentices walked forward for a while.

Just walking forward like this, the master and apprentice came to the foot of a high mountain.This mountain is extremely steep, and there are cliffs everywhere. If you don't pay attention, you may fall to the bottom of the cliff.

Tang Seng looked at it and said: "The mountain road is difficult to walk. Let's set up a tent at the foot of the mountain and rest overnight. We will cross the mountain tomorrow morning."

The three apprentices agreed, cut some tree branches and set up a tent and a simple bed.

Tang Seng watched the three apprentices working, silently in a daze.After finishing his happy work, Monkey King ran to Tang Seng and asked, "Master, what are you thinking?"

Tang Seng said with a smile: "I'm thinking, your carpentry is getting better and better. In the future, you can be a carpenter instead of a monk."

Sun Wukong pouted, "Master doesn't want to say it!" A gust of hot wind blew over, and Sun Wukong sniffed his nose, "Master! There is a fishy smell in this wind, I'm afraid there are monsters in this mountain!"

Tang Seng raised his eyebrows, "Oh? Then let's go into the mountain tomorrow to see if there are any monsters!"

After dinner, the four master and apprentice sat in a simple tent and had evening classes.

A strong wind blew, and dead branches, rotten leaves, sand, gravel and dust floated into the tent one after another.

Everyone covered their faces one after another, and when the wind passed, Xiao Bailong put down his sleeves and muttered softly: "The wind is so annoying, my clothes and hair are all dirty!"

Zhu Bajie said: "Second senior brother, a big man doesn't stick to trifles, and being dirty is more masculine!"

Xiao Bailong snorted, "Who is as sloppy as you!"

Sun Wukong frowned, "Stop messing around! Master is gone!"

Xiao Bailong and Zhu Bajie panicked, "What should we do now? Master has been lost!"

Sun Wukong reassured them, "Don't panic! The gust of wind just now was strange! There must be monsters in this mountain, and they must have captured Master! Let's go to the mountain to investigate and rescue Master!"

Zhu Bajie muttered: "Eldest brother, maybe the master just went out and came back in a while. What if it wasn't a monster who took him away? It's not good for us to rush into the mountains rashly like this!"

Sun Wukong sneered: "Who was it that kept calling Master Yang Jian and promised to take good care of Master? If you don't want to go, stay here and sleep, and I will go with Xiao Bailong!"

Monkey King and Little White Dragon walked into the mountains, Zhu Bajie jumped off the bed, "Brother! Brother! I didn't mean that, wait for me!"

The three of Monkey King entered the mountain, and Tang Seng was already tied to the stone pillar.

Tang Seng asked the little monster guarding him, "What are you arresting me for?"

The little demon with crooked melons and shattered dates, with fluff on his face, said: "What else can I do? Of course I want to eat you!"

Tang Seng sighed, "Since you want to eat me, why don't you show some sincerity? I'm a mortal with no power to bind a chicken. You have so many goblins looking at me, why do you have to tie me up? My My hands are no longer bleeding, and after a while my hands will be covered with blood, so I can't have this hand!"

The little demon didn't believe it, "What's the matter with the blood? It doesn't affect eating!"

Tang Seng said: "Have you ever eaten human flesh? Your hands are bruised, and the whole hand is black and broken! Can you still eat it?"

The little monster nodded, "It makes sense." He told a little monster beside him, "Go and ask the king, can you untie this monk?"

After a while, the little monster came back and said, "Your Majesty said that you can untie him, but we must keep him in check."

"Hey! He's just a mortal, and he doesn't have wings on his back, so he can still fly!"

Tang Seng won the right to loosen the ties for himself. He sat on the ground and rested with his eyes closed.

After a while, there was a commotion outside, and a monster shouted: "Come out quickly! Someone is calling at the door!"

Seven or eight of the little demons in the cave ran out, leaving two guarding Tang Seng.

Tang Seng asked: "What's the matter?"

The little demon scolded: "Why do you ask so many questions! Be honest!"

Tang Seng blinked, then leaned back and closed his eyes to rest.

After a while, those goblins who fought back came back, and the little goblin who stayed behind asked, "What's going on outside? Is anyone kicking the hall?"

The little demons who came back from the battle said proudly: "The monk has three apprentices. They called the door to ask for the master, and they were so arrogant! When the king came out of the cave, he just breathed a gust of wind, and the three of them were ashamed." You ran away with your tail between your legs! Our king is still mighty!"

The little demon in the cave cheered, and Tang Seng sighed slightly.

Seeing Tang Seng's displeasure, the little monster couldn't help laughing and said, "Monk, your apprentices are quite capable, but it's a pity that they are not enough to look at in front of our king! Just stay here obediently and wait for three days." After that, push you into the steamer and steam it, and you will be our King's dish!"

The little demons all cheered and laughed, the king ate meat and they were still waiting to divide the bones into two pieces!

Tang Seng sighed, "My three apprentices made everyone laugh." He stood up from the ground, "It's getting late, I'm going back to educate my apprentices, so I won't bother you any more."

The little demons felt that something was wrong, they just picked up the rope and planned to tie Tang Seng up again, when Tang Seng stretched out his hand, a ripple spread out, and all the little demons were fixed.

"Everyone, farewell!"

Tang Seng left the cave slowly, and he sighed in his heart: You can't rely on apprentices!Sure enough, I still have to rely on my own man!