[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Qiao Yu used the engagement as an excuse to force the saints to stay.He also said that his marriage to Yang Jian is a major event in his life and everyone must be notified.

For example, his backer Queen Mother and Empress Nuwa, as well as Yang Jian's uncle, the Jade Emperor (although their relationship is not very good).The Jade Emperor is here, and of course Emperor Haotian is also invited.

There are a few disciples in the form of birds under the Jiejiao sect. Yang Jian wrote invitations, and the master of Tongtian sent them to deliver the letter.

Qiao Yu suddenly wanted to get engaged. There was no preparation here, and they were all in the military camp, and the conditions were relatively simple.Qiao Yu is not wearing the shell of King Zhou now, so it is difficult to get some benefits for himself if he wants to be stupid.

Everyone in the State Teachers Bureau did their best to help Qiao Yu prepare the things needed for the engagement banquet, and Qiao Yu stayed to greet the guests.He had a sweet mouth, and he yelled at the three of them one by one. All the disciples of the three religions are senior brothers, and their words and deeds reveal a sense of intimacy.

Turning around to look at Jieyin and Zhunti again, the two of them were left alone, and neither of them paid attention to each other. They just felt awkward staying here, and they wanted to run but couldn't.

Mistress Sanxiao and Our Lady of Golden Light decorated the military tent beamingly, and Lu Ya brought Kong Xuan to get all kinds of food from somewhere, and it looked not so shabby after all on the table.

Not long after, Emperor Haotian and the others arrived, and the engagement banquet began. Qiao Yu and Yang Jian first toasted everyone.

After drinking the wine in the glass, the Jade Emperor felt a little dazed.In the early years... no!It should be said that until now, although he is the Jade Emperor, the real caller has always been the Haotian Emperor.Of course, he is not dissatisfied. He has insufficient qualifications and skills, so he is not worthy of complaining.

It's just that his own sister, Sifan, couldn't accept the truth, so he could only press his sister under the peach mountain, and his nephew and niece were sent to learn art.

These years have passed, the nephew has grown up, and now he is about to get engaged, and the person of the engagement is actually a man!The Jade Emperor had mixed feelings in his heart, and he didn't know what expression to put on.He wanted to congratulate, but he couldn't smile.

Qiao Yu didn't dare to drink, and used plain water when toasting.After toasting, he and Yang Jian stood in front.

Qiao Yu held a glass of white water and said with emotion: "There may be some people here who don't know us. My name is Qiao Yu and his name is Yang Jian. You must find it strange that two men can get married? I know everyone is very polite. You are embarrassed to ask, but you must be thinking in your heart, is it possible that one of you is disguised as a man!"

Everyone laughed, but Qiao Yu shook his head seriously, "We don't dress up as men, we seriously want to get married and spend the rest of our lives together."

Qiao Yu sighed and talked about the past, "We have known each other for a long time. At the beginning, I thought he hated me, and he thought I was hypocritical. It can be said that our relationship is really bad! When did the change start? How did it start? It started when he paid me wages. Twelve taels of gold a day, just cooking three meals. For me who had nothing at the time, this was really a good deal. So, if you offend others, want to What should we do to reconcile? Give him money, give him a magic weapon, don’t think these things are vulgar, as vulgarity can save your friendship! What do you two think about receiving the sage and the sage Zhunti?”

Jieyin and Zhunti's faces immediately turned green. In front of so many juniors, Qiao Yu didn't give him any face.They already hated him to the core, wishing to kill Qiao Yu immediately.

Zhunti was still thick-skinned, he smiled and said: "Mr. Qiao was joking, we did take in a few magic weapons from juniors just now, but we just returned them."

Yuanshi Tianzun said with a smile: "The treasure is returned, but today is the day of Qiao Yu and Yang Jian's engagement, shouldn't the two express it?"

Jieyin and Zhunti smiled stiffly, and finally took out two magic weapons and gave them to Qiao Yu.

After Qiao Yu took it, before he had time to thank him, the leader of Tongtian said dissatisfiedly: "You two have a big family, why are you so stingy and shabby? How did you give away such two pieces of rubbish?"

Lao Tzu said slowly, "Tong Tian, ​​what are you talking about? The West is barren, and the life of the two leaders is not easy."

On the surface, Lao Tzu was reprimanding Tong Tian, ​​but in fact, he was sarcastic overtly and secretly for not being able to get on the stage.

Qiao Yu said with a smile: "Everyone can stay and attend our engagement banquet, that's already very good. Don't think so much about the introduction and appointment of the two saints. Gifts and so on are not important at all. But I personally like it very much. of the six pure bamboos and the wonderful tree of the seven treasures."

He blinked his big clear eyes, and offered gifts to Jieyin and Zhun very innocently.

How important are the six pure bamboos and the wonderful trees of the seven treasures, how can they be given away casually?Jieyin and Bodhi pretended not to hear, and sat there motionless, and Zhunti even ate something leisurely.

Yuanshi Tianzun smiled and said: "Qiao Yu is a jade plate of good fortune, and it is not considered buried if you give him the six clean bamboos and the seven treasures, but these two treasures are all for mentioning saints, so you have to express it when you lead the saint... how about In this way, the sage Zhunti will send a wonderful tree of seven treasures, and the sage will receive the green lotus color flag."

Master Tongtian didn't fight against his brother, he said loudly: "I think this idea is very good!"

Jieying and Zhunti couldn't sit still anymore, Jieying said angrily: "Yuanshi Tianzun, are you three brothers going to make enemies with us in the West?"

Lao Tzu no longer speaks slowly this time, he raised his head and asked sharply: "How do I remember that you two first came to the Yin-Shang barracks to kill people indiscriminately?"

Yun Xiao supported Bi Xiao and cried: "The two uncles, master, sister Bi Xiao's legs were all broken! We have always treated the two saints in the west with respect!"

The Holy Mother of Golden Light also cried: "Master, the two uncles, Wang Mo and others were also killed. How could they have offended the two saints? You have to decide for us!"

Master Tongtian's face was extremely ugly, he sneered: "You two, you kill my disciples and mutilate my disciples, what on earth are you trying to do!"

Zhunti directed the misfortune to Emperor Haotian again, "We have already said that the matter of conferring the gods has not progressed for a long time, and we are also entrusted by others!"

Jieyin and Zhunti looked at Emperor Haotian frequently, and Emperor Haotian sat there calmly, as if he hadn't heard anything.He was very sure, Jieyin and Zhunti didn't dare to say it clearly, and they could pretend not to believe the three leaders.

Zhunti and Jieying shouldn't have lied, they wouldn't lie in front of Emperor Haotian, but the saints of the Three Religions didn't want to tear themselves apart with Emperor Haotian, so they didn't look at Haotian at all.

Master Tongtian patted the table and scolded: "Even if someone else asks for it, shouldn't you agree? What does the matter of conferring gods have to do with you in the West? What kind of benefits have you received from others?"

Jieyin and Zhunti complained endlessly in their hearts. The advantage they had negotiated with Emperor Haotian was to take Zhao Gongming and others who were more powerful back to the west.Now the benefits have not been reaped, but have been caught.

Seeing that things can't get better, the guide and quasi-mention will not stop, and they will use the magic weapon! "You three religions deceive people too much, how can the two of us quit!"

How could the saints of the Three Religions be afraid of them?Three against two, no matter how you think about it, they win!

Jieyin and Zhunti thought a lot, Jieyin said to Nuwa Empress: "Nuwa Empress, this is a matter between us, we must do it today, don't interfere!"

Empress Nuwa frowned, "Everyone stop! If you have something to say, speak up! Have you ever thought about the consequences of fighting here?"

This is the Yin and Shang camp, there are too many mortals, and more than half of the disciples of the three religions have come. If the saints fight here, the empress Nuwa can't protect so many people!

The leaders of the three sects are not stupid, they are excited to fight with Zhiyin and Zhun, but they are determined to protect their disciples and mortals, so they insist on doing a fight here.

The five saints quarreled like elementary school students. Qiao Yu put down his cup and punched him in mid-air.

The space was shattered, a dark blue vortex appeared in mid-air, and the hurricane of the wild hunting blew into the tent, making everyone unable to stand.The vortex grew bigger little by little, and several saints joined forces to contain the vortex.The leader of Tongtian asked Qiao Yu, "Are you crazy? What do you want to do? Do you want to destroy the world?"

Qiao Yu said indifferently: "I want you to calm down."

Everyone fell silent, and when they looked at Qiao Yu again, there was more fear in their eyes.

Qiao Yu said: "I have seen many gods and many mortals. To me, gods and mortals are the same. With a little bit of ability, with a little skill, you want to do whatever you want! Kill people, intervene wantonly In other people's lives, you have done a lot of these things, right?"

The vortex full of destructive energy was still slowly expanding in mid-air, and no one dared to refute anything, for fear that Qiao Yu would be unhappy and let them die with him.

Qiao Yu continued: "The human race is prosperous and the Heavenly Court is established. This is the trend of the times. The human world is no longer suitable for monks to live in. You must continue to practice in another place. Such a simple thing has brought you to this situation today! Last time How many people have died, have you forgotten? Not this time, do you want to do it again? What do you think I am? Your slave? You can come as many times as you want. price?"

Nuwa persuaded: "Qiao Yu, don't get excited! We have something to discuss!"

Qiao Yu nodded, "Your Majesty, if you want to discuss it, you can discuss it. While everyone is ready, everyone will come up with a charter now. Who will go to the heaven will be decided now. I am married, and King Zhou is dead. I don’t want to talk about it anymore.”

Everyone fell silent. In the final analysis, everyone wanted to take advantage of the matter of conferring the gods, and no one wanted to suffer.Although Qiao Yu showed his power, no one wanted to compromise first.

In the end, it was the Jade Emperor who said first: "I think the selection method Qiao Yu mentioned is very good."

To be honest, the idea of ​​selecting officials is feasible. People from the Three Religions can keep their original cultivation and continue to practice after entering the Heavenly Court, and the Heavenly Court has also obtained available talents.

The vortex floating in the air was getting bigger and bigger, and even the saint couldn't control it.It was as if even the air had been swallowed into that blue vortex.The gust of wind blew again, and everyone felt flustered when they saw the vortex.

The Saints of the Three Religions still held their breath in their hearts. They didn't want to compromise like this. If they just admit defeat like this, wouldn't they admit in disguise that they were afraid of Qiao Yu?

The Jade Emperor saw it clearly, and he said lightly: "Qiao Yu, speak well, take this away!"

Qiao Yu glanced at the Jade Emperor, and slowly withdrew his magical powers.

The disappearing space gradually returned, and the panic in everyone's hearts also subsided.

Lao Tzu said: "The method of selection is also acceptable, but who will select officials for the Heavenly Court?"

The Jade Emperor said: "Since it was proposed by Qiao Yu, let him choose! First, this child is upright, and second, he has a good relationship with the three religions and the Heavenly Court. He is always more convenient than others when doing things. "

He said to Emperor Haotian: "Look, if Qiao Yu selects officials for the Heavenly Court, what name should he be given? There must be an official position, right?"

At this point, the selection of officials is imperative, Emperor Haotian doesn't mind being a good person, he smiled and asked Qiao Yu, "What title do you want?"

Qiao Yu said: "Thanks to the two great emperors, you can make me the head of the Tianting's personnel department. I will uphold the principle of fairness and fairness to select suitable talents for the Tianting! As for the title, I don't care. It's up to you. What."

It would be even better if it was a resounding title like Monkey King!