[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

King Zhou rubbed his calf with medicated oil, and the farming activities of the National Division Bureau provided the Taoist priests with the opportunity for a spring outing, and also provided a considerable amount of military rations to the west and north.After all the calculations, only King Zhou was the most pitiful. He worked all day, his hands were blistered, and his legs were swollen.Comparing the results of labor again, people can harvest at least one crop of grain a day, and the seeds planted by King Zhou have just sprouted...

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty!" Nezha rushed into King Zhou's bedroom in a hurry.

King Zhou reprimanded: "How did Bo Yikao teach you that you forgot it so quickly? Knock on the door before entering other people's houses!"

Nezha curled his lips, "Your Majesty, we have such a deep friendship, how can we be so particular? This time I broke into your bedroom, next time you come into my bedroom!"

King Zhou was full of disgust, "Why did I break into your bedroom? To see you change your clothes and reveal your penis? I am Your Majesty, the King! You will damage my dignity by breaking into my bedroom!"

Nezha came over and sat beside him and said perfunctorily, "Got it, got it, I will knock on the door next time!"

King Zhou put down his trouser legs and covered the medicine oil bottle. "I read in the battle report that you have already gone to attack Xiqi City. You didn't guard there, why did you suddenly come back?"

Nezha said: "Since Your Majesty took Zhao Gongming and Shi Tianjun away, Uncle Jiang led us to drive the Xiqi army back to Xiqi City. Everything was going well, but a strange thing happened recently, our army Many of the soldiers and generals in China have disappeared for no reason.”

"Missing?"

Nezha nodded, "Yes! At the beginning, there were a few ordinary soldiers. Uncle Jiang thought they were deserters, so he specially sent someone to investigate carefully! Later, a general disappeared strangely every night. No matter what Uncle Jiang did, he didn't find out. After finding out the reason, I can only ask everyone not to place orders at night. As a result, last night, the three people who lived in the military tent all disappeared!"

King Zhou: "...why does it sound like a ghost story?"

Nezha said arrogantly: "How could it be a ghost? Which ghost should not run away when it sees the young master?"

"That's right, you are a ghost!"

Nezha said with certainty: "So, I deduce that Xiqi must have invited some capable people to steal the people from our barracks!"

"Stealing people?" What kind of capable people would steal people?King Zhou asked, "What does Minister Jiang think?"

Nezha said: "Jiang Shishu also thinks it's Xiqi's fault, but he doesn't have anything to do with it, so he can't settle the score with Xiqi!"

King Zhou nodded, "I see. Let's go! Find you, Senior Brother Yang, and let's go to the barracks together."

At this time, Yang Jian was following his master on the saddle.

The seniority and ability of the Twelve Golden Immortals are all there, but when they came to Chaoge, they actually let a junior become the director of the State Teachers Bureau!Of course, it is impossible to change the bureau chief. Yang Jian wanted to abdicate to let the virtuous, but King Zhou refused!The Twelve Golden Immortals lost their temper, who asked Yuanshi Tianzun to drive them to Chaoge!I can only bear it!

Daoist Yuding is also one of the Twelve Golden Immortals, so his mood is more complicated.Hearing his senior brother praise Yang Jian for his ability, he is of course proud. My apprentice is naturally better than yours.

But sometimes he was a little bit upset, and his thoughts were similar to: You brat, how dare you climb on top of the master, let me see how I torment you!

So Master Yuding asked Yang Jian to come and accompany him from time to time, let him squeeze his shoulders, or help him plant the land, anyway, he couldn't let him leisurely go to King Zhou to have a romantic relationship.

When King Zhou and Nezha passed by, Yang Jian was pinching the shoulders of Master Yuding again.

Nezha ran over to salute Master Yuding, "Master Uncle."

Master Yuding nodded, "Nezha is back!"

King Zhou also bowed to Daoist Yuding, "Renren."

Master Yuding asked, "What happened?"

Nezha told the story of people always missing in the barracks again, Master Yuding nodded, "So that's the case, let's go! I'll go and see with you too."

A few people fled to the military camp through the soil, and happened to catch up with someone from Xiqi coming out of the city to provoke.

Jiang Ziya and Deng Jiugong went out to fight in the city. King Zhou watched for a long time but couldn't find Xiqi's general.He bumped Yang Jian's shoulder and asked in a low voice, "Where's Xiqi's chief general? Why didn't I see it?"

Yang Jian smiled, "It's no wonder you, the commander of Xiqi is too short." He pointed to a position to the left of the middle of Xiqi's army, "Did you see it? It's there!"

Yang Jian pointed, and King Zhou saw it.The general was short in stature, and the color of the clothes on his body was similar to that of the horse, so King Zhou didn't see it.

The master patted his horse and shouted: "Deng Jiugong of Yin Shang came out to answer!"

Deng Jiugong patted his horse forward, "Who are you? How dare you be so rampant!"

"I am Tu Xingsun, the mighty general under King Wu of Xiqi! Deng Jiugong, I advise you to surrender to my lord as soon as possible! Why are the soldiers in your army missing again and again, because they are all heroes who know the current affairs and have already surrendered to King Wu. Don't be obsessed with your obsession, and end up in a miserable end!"

Deng Jiugong was furious, "Ji Fa is a traitor and a traitor. How dare he call himself the King of Wu as a young boy? He killed his brother and usurped the throne. He is rebellious, and he is not as good as a pig or a dog! I think you should go back quickly, persuade him, and let him Surrender as soon as possible, otherwise our Yin Shang army will definitely crush Xiqi and turn Xiqi to death!"

Tu Xingsun shook his head and sighed, "Old man, since you are stubborn, don't blame me for being rude!"

He took an iron rod and smashed it down at Deng Jiugong, and Deng Jiugong raised the iron rod that supported Tu Xingsun first.Tu Xingsun is short in stature, and his movements are very neat.He jumped under the horse's belly and hit Deng Jiugong's legs twice.Deng Jiugong closed his gun and beat him, and he got under the ground and came out from behind Deng Jiugong, and hit Deng Jiugong in the back.

Tu Xingsun darted on one side, and then came out on the other. Deng Jiugong moved back and forth, but unfortunately not only failed to catch Tu Xingsun, but was beaten several times by him.

Tu Xingsun had played enough, and threw a golden rope at Deng Jiugong.The rope twisted a few times and tied Deng Jiugong tightly.Tu Xingsun got on his horse again, grabbed Deng Jiugong and ran back.

Deng Jiugong's daughter, Deng Chanyu, saw her father being arrested and was very anxious. She chased after her on a fast horse, "Stop! Let my father down!"

Tu Xingsun turned his head and saw that the one chasing him was actually a pretty girl!

If it was a big man who came to chase, he would never stop, but if a beautiful girl came to chase, then the treatment would be different.

Tu Xingsun turned his horse's head, smiled at Deng Chanyu and said, "What should I call this young lady?"

Deng Chanyu put on a pretty face coldly, "Stop talking nonsense, let my father go!"

Tu Xingsun shook his head seriously, "Miss Deng, you are a weak lady in the boudoir, and I am a person who loves women and loves women. I don't want to beat you, you should go back!"

Deng Chanyu scolded: "Shameless! Eat me!"

After speaking, Deng Chanyu took a big knife and slashed at Tu Xingsun. Tu Xingsun was agile, and Deng Chanyu couldn't cut him no matter what.

Deng Chanyu was exhausted and out of breath, she reined in her horse's head, turned around and fled in defeat, Tu Xingsun chased after him with a playful smile, "Miss Deng, shall we do a few more tricks?"

Seeing him chasing after him, Deng Chanyu sneered.She took a cold breath and threw a colorful stone at Tu Xingsun. Tu Xingsun was unprepared and was hit in the face by the stone and fell off the horse.

Seeing that Deng Chanyu had succeeded, Yang Jian and Nezha flew over quickly, one rescued Deng Jiugong who was tied to the horse, and the other went to catch Tu Xingsun who fell to the ground.

Tu Xingsun's face was covered with bruises from the stone. He covered his cheeks, and when he saw Yang Jian and Nezha approaching, he sighed and got into the soil, and disappeared in an instant.

This time the two armies fought against each other, and it was a tie.

Deng Chanyu helped Deng Jiugong back to the camp. She drew out the big knife at her waist, trying to break the rope to untie her father.

Yang Jian stopped her, "Don't move! This is the fairy rope, and it can't be cut with a sword, but the rope will be strangled into the flesh."

Deng Chanyu bowed to Yang Jian, "Thank you Director Yang for reminding me, can you find a way to untie this bundle of immortal ropes?"

Yang Jian shook his head, "I can't untie the rope either, General Deng wait a moment, I'll ask someone who can untie the rope to come over."

Deng Jiugong was injured on duty, so it is natural for King Zhou to express his condolences when he comes.After entering the tent, Deng Jiugong and Deng Chanyu saluted, and King Zhou kindly comforted them.

After condolences to Deng Jiugong, King Zhou and Yang Jian went to another military tent.Daoist Yuding, Jiang Ziya and Nezha are all inside.

King Zhou asked Yang Jian, "I remember you used the fairy rope to tie the nine-tailed fox back then, right? Can't you untie the fairy rope?"

Yang Jian shook his head, "The fairy-binding rope on Deng Jiugong's body is the treasure of Uncle Sun's treasure, and my fairy-binding rope is an imitation made from it. Only the owner of the magic weapon knows best how to use it."

Jiang Ziya asked: "Senior Nephew Yang Jian, this bundle of fairy ropes is for fear of keeping Senior Brother Sun, how can that Tu Xingsun know how to use it?"

Yang Jian explained: "Master Uncle, Tu Xingsun is an apprentice who is afraid to keep Master Sun."

Jiang Ziya suddenly realized, "So it is."

Daoist Yuding said: "I think Tu Xingsun's technique of escaping from the ground is very good. I think that people have been missing in the barracks recently, and it should be him who did it. The purpose is to make people in the barracks panic, and everyone can't sleep or eat. I took Master's treasure. It seems that this matter must be done because I was afraid of Senior Brother Liu Sun."

Jiang Ziya nodded again and again, "Senior brother is absolutely right."

Nezha stood up and said, "Second uncles, since this is the case, I will go to Chaoge again and invite Uncle Fearful Sun."

Master Yuding nodded, "Good boy, then you should go and come back early."

Nezha agreed, opened the military tent and went out, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Master Yuding looked at the sky, "It's getting late, Tu Xingsun didn't win a big victory in his first battle today, he must feel ashamed in his heart. Brother Jiang, he may show his ability tonight Raid the barracks and burn food and grass, you have to prepare in advance!"

Jiang Ziya nodded solemnly, "Thank you brother for reminding me, I'll get ready right away."

After Jiang Ziya went out, only King Zhou and Yang Jian were left in the tent.Here are all his own people, so King Zhou quickly seized the opportunity to flatter Master Yuding.

"Master is really smart. Others only thought about it one step, but Master has already thought about ten steps later!"

Master Yuding laughed happily, "It's okay, it's okay, I just have a more delicate mind than others."

King Zhou shook his head seriously, "No! Master is smarter than others! He still has a plan in his work! Look at Yang Jian, he has only heard of binding the fairy rope, and he can make one by himself. He is so smart, but he is not taught by his master. Is it?"

Master Yuding nodded again and again, "Enen, what you say is reasonable, what you say is reasonable! You don't know, he was stubborn when he was young! He went all the way to the dark, if I hadn't taught him to be flexible, he would have grown into a fool." Big guy, how can you be so promising like now?"

King Zhou nodded with empathy, "Oh! Master really worked hard!"

Daoist Yuding: "That's right!"

Yang Jian: "..." Enough is enough!Where is my knife?

Master Yu Ding expected it well, Tu Xingsun played for Xiqi for the first time, so he naturally wanted to make a great contribution and establish himself in the army.The first battle was unfavorable. According to common sense, he wanted to sneak attack the Yin Shang camp.But the world is impermanent, he feels that he has fallen in love, and he is not interested in anything else except Miss Deng.

That's right!He fell in love with Deng Chanyu at first sight!

Ji Fa's face turned blue when he heard the news from Nangong Shi. It was a war. Deng Chanyu was so plainly dressed that he could fall in love at first sight. Has he never seen a woman?

"He's just...he's just..." Ji Fa was so angry that he didn't know how to describe it.

Nangong Shi was also very helpless, "Your Majesty, Tu Xingsun is indeed capable. He enters and exits the Yin and Shang camps as if he were in no one's land. We don't want to offend him now."

Ji Fa took a few deep breaths, and suppressed the anger in his heart, "Come here! Find some beautiful and well-behaved court ladies and send them to Tu Xingsun! There are so many beauties in Xiqi, let that bumpkin learn a lot!"

Nangong sighed and said: "Your Majesty, I have already sent the beauty away, but he said...he wants Miss Deng."

Ji Fa pressed his forehead and rubbed it vigorously. The tempers of these capable men and strangers became more and more eccentric, but now he can only do whatever he wants from others.I heard that there is a National Teacher Bureau in Chaoge, where there are dozens of capable people and strangers with high abilities, and I don't know how King Zhou made them obediently obey orders.

San Yisheng pondered in his mind for a while, and said to Ji Fa: "Your Majesty, I have a plan, I wonder if it will work."

Ji Fa said, "Ai Qing, tell me quickly!"

"Since Tu Xingsun wants to marry Deng Jiugong's daughter, let's let him marry. Marriage and marriage have always been the orders of parents and matchmakers. His Majesty sent a matchmaker to the business camp to bring Tu Xingsun to propose marriage. Xiqi Yin and Shang are hostile forces, and Deng Jiugong will definitely not marry his beloved daughter to Tu Xingsun. At that time, Tu Xingsun will just rob Miss Deng and bring her back. If Deng Jiugong loves his daughter, he may return to Xiqi. If he does not feel sorry for his daughter, Tu Xingsun Sun has got Miss Deng, and I think he will be grateful to His Majesty, and will do his best when fighting."

San Yisheng's idea moved Ji Fa very much, but he still had some concerns, "If Deng Jiugong uses his daughter to persuade Tu Xingsun to return to Yin and Shang, what should we do?"

San Yisheng smiled and said: "Your Majesty, this is absolutely impossible! Miss Deng is as beautiful as a flower and has extraordinary martial arts skills. How could Deng Jiugong marry his daughter to the short Tu Xingsun?"

Ji Fa and Nangong Shi laughed unkindly, "It's true."

Ji Fa said: "That's a good idea, but who should the matchmaker send? If he goes to the commercial camp, he might not be able to come back..."

San Yisheng said with a smile: "Your Majesty, this humble minister came up with the idea, and this matchmaker is naturally the humble minister."

Ji Fa still hesitated, "This...it's dangerous, let's find someone else!"

San Yisheng reassured Ji Fa, "Your Majesty, don't worry, the two countries will not cut off their envoys. Please sit in the city, Your Majesty, I will return when I go!"

Nangong Shi took San Yisheng to meet Tu Xingsun. Tu Xingsun was still immersed in the sweetness and sourness of love. When San Yisheng said that he would take him to propose marriage, he happily followed him out of the city.

On the way out of the city, San Yisheng said to Tu Xingsun: "General, if Deng Jiugong disagrees later, you will rob Miss Deng, and we will go back to Xiqi directly."

Tu Xingsun hesitated, "That's not good! Then I became a bandit who kidnapped women?"

San Yisheng asked: "Does the general think that Deng Jiugong might marry his beloved daughter to the enemy army? If you don't snatch Ms. Deng, how can you live together with her?"

Tu Xingsun thought for a while, then nodded fiercely, "Okay! I'll listen to you!"

After leaving the city, Nan Gongshi also followed, but Tu Xingsun pushed him back.

"General Nangong, it's fine for me to go with Master San. The less people we bring here, the better. If there is a fight, there will be fewer people, so that I can easily escape with Master San."

Nangong nodded, "I went to the Yinshang camp, you two must be careful."

Tu Xingsun grinned and said, "Master Nangong just wait for the good news!"

San Yisheng and Tu Xingsun went straight to the gate of the business camp without any entourage.

San Yisheng said to the soldiers at the gate of the commercial camp: "I would like to trouble everyone to inform you that Xiqi's senior doctor, San Yisheng, is here to propose marriage on behalf of the mighty General Tu Xingsun."

The soldiers looked at each other, "Propose marriage? There are all men in the barracks, who do you want to propose marriage to?"

San Yisheng laughed and said, "Naturally she is General Deng's beloved daughter, Miss Deng!"

The soldiers guarding the gate couldn't decide, so they immediately entered the camp to report to Deng Jiugong.

King Zhou was also there, and Deng Jiugong hurried over to ask King Zhou's opinion, "Your Majesty, you see, Tu Xingsun came to propose marriage to my daughter, what should I do?"

Fearing that Liusun hasn't come over yet, Deng Jiugong is still tied up!King Zhou thought for a while and said: "You can invite them in, and you can ask Tu Xingsun to untie you in a while. You are an elder now, how can you let the elder be tied up when you come here to propose marriage?"

The soldier saluted, turned around and went out to invite San Yisheng and Tu Xingsun in.King Zhou shouted again: "Wait, come back first, and tell me again how Tu Xingsun and the others got here."

The soldier said, "Only San Yisheng and Tu Xingsun came over, there was no one else."

King Zhou asked, "Did they carry anything?"

The soldier didn't know, so, "Something? What?"

King Zhou laughed and scolded: "Silly boy! Have you never seen other people get married? Who came to propose marriage without bringing gifts?"

The soldier suddenly said, "They came here empty-handed, without taking anything!"

King Zhou said: "You let them go back, and you don't take gifts when you propose marriage, it is really not sincere."

The soldiers took the order to go out, and King Zhou explained to Deng Jiugong: "The widows see that they are not sincere, and I am afraid that they are not proposing marriage, but have other plans. Marshal Deng endured a little longer, and Nezha has already gone to Chaoge to ask Mr. Sun to come over. gone."

Deng Jiugong nodded, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your concern. It's just being tied up for a while, and the old minister can bear it."

The purpose of San Yisheng and Tu Xingsun's visit is unknown, King Zhou invited Master Yuding, Yang Jian and Jiang Ziya to discuss matters.

Master Yuding frowned and said, "It's not a sneak attack, but a marriage proposal? Did I make a mistake?"

Of course, Master cannot be wrong, it must be this world that is wrong!

King Zhou hurriedly comforted Reverend Yuding, "Reverend Yuding must have made no mistakes. In my opinion, this Tu Xingsun and San Yisheng must have other plans in the name of proposing marriage."

Master Yuding nodded, "Well, it's very possible."

After a while, Tu Xingsun and San Yisheng came again, followed by many attendants, each holding a gift wrapped in red silk.

King Zhou said to Deng Jiugong: "Let's go! The widow will accompany you to have a look."

Entering the tent of the Chinese army, King Zhou sat in the main seat, and Deng Jiugong sat in the second seat.Daoist Yuding, Jiang Ziya and Yang Jian hid in the dark to protect them.

San Yisheng was stunned when he saw King Zhou when he came in, but Tu Xingsun didn't recognize King Zhou.In the end, it was Deng Jiugong who reminded them that this was His Majesty King Zhou, and San Yisheng and Tu Xingsun saluted.

King Zhou asked: "My widow heard that the two of you are here to propose marriage?"

San Yisheng smiled and said: "Exactly, General Tu Xingsun was young and promising, he fell in love with Marshal Deng's own daughter at first sight, so he came here to propose marriage."

King Zhou pointed to Deng Jiugong, "Since you are here to propose marriage, the rope on the elder must be untied, right?"

Tu Xingsun nodded again and again, "It should, it should."

Tu Xingsun took back the rope that tied the fairy, and King Zhou asked him, "Tu Xingsun, what do your parents do? How much land and real estate do you have in your family? How much dowry can you give to propose marriage?"

Tu Xingsun was immediately confused by King Zhou's question.

King Zhou sang a song in his heart: My daughter cannot marry you!You have no house, no RMB!my daughter!I can never marry you, you little bastard!

San Yisheng hurriedly helped Tu Xingsun, "General Tu Xingsun's family has no other elders, only one master, and the population is very simple. His Majesty King Wu has ordered the construction of a general's mansion for General Tu Xingsun, and the general's property and salary are also very rich. Your Majesty and Marshal Deng can rest assured about this."

King Zhou gave Deng Jiugong some color, Deng Jiugong understood, turned his head and asked: "I only have this precious daughter, and I have always wanted to marry a son-in-law. I wonder if General Tu can join our Deng family?"

San Yisheng sighed: "It seems that His Majesty and Marshal Deng have no sincerity! Our general has a bright future, how can we be the son-in-law?"

King Zhou was not happy to listen, "Miss Deng is a general named by the widow, and she will succeed Marshal Deng in the future, as the commander-in-chief of Sanshanguan! In terms of future, how can she be better than an unknown general in Xiqi? As the saying goes Alright, women hold up half the sky, hasn't Doctor San heard of it?"

San Yisheng: "..." Sorry, I have never heard of this common saying.

Tu Xingsun said very sincerely: "Your Majesty, I really love Miss Deng. I know that Your Majesty and Marshal Deng look down on me, but I still want to see Miss Deng. Regardless of whether our marriage can be successful, I want to put my own Tell her your heart."

King Zhou rejected him coldly, "Since the marriage cannot be completed, you'd better not see Miss Deng, so as not to cause trouble for her."

Tu Xingsun choked up, he thought to himself, I don't know if Ms. Deng will block me when she sees me, anyway, I see that you feel very blocked in your heart.

Deng Chanyu has been listening behind, she rushed out from behind when she heard Tu Xingsun's words.

"Tu Xingsun, we are enemies, I will never marry you, you should die!"

Deng Chanyu originally wanted to completely kill Tu Xingsun's thoughts, but she didn't know that Tu Xingsun was waiting for this moment!

Tu Xingsun threw himself on Deng Chanyu and threw her to the ground.Tu Xingsun was good at escaping from the ground, as soon as they touched the ground, the two of them disappeared.The accident happened too fast, before Daoist Yuding and Yang Jian could react, Tu Xingsun had already robbed Deng Chanyu and ran away.

San Yisheng opened his mouth wide, isn't this Tu Xingsun too loyal?Just throw yourself here?

King Zhou laughed back in anger. They always thought that Tu Xingsun had other plans, but they didn't expect that he really just wanted to have a relationship.Let's see!I couldn't ask for it, and kidnapped all the other girls!

King Zhou looked at San Yisheng's foolishness, and asked pretending to be sympathetic: "Master San, do you have any grudge against Tu Xingsun?"

San Yisheng smiled wryly, "Your Majesty was joking."

King Zhou called for someone to come over, "It's good to entertain Mr. San." San Yisheng smiled gratefully, and King Zhou continued, "Don't beat him to death!"

San Yisheng: "..."

His daughter was kidnapped, and Deng Jiugong was very anxious.Master Yuding and Yang Jian comforted him, "Marshal, don't worry, we will go to the Xiqi Army to rescue people!"

As soon as they left the tent of the Chinese army, Yang Jian and Master Yuding stopped moving.King Zhou followed them and asked, "What's the matter? Why didn't you leave?"

Yang Jian took a step back to the side, and King Zhou went over to see that all the bosses belonging to the National Teacher Bureau had come.

King Zhou asked, "Why are all the priests here?"

Zhao Gongming said bluntly: "Why don't we come if we can see the joke about fear of leaving grandchildren?"

King Zhou: You are so annoying!

The Holy Mother of Golden Light taunted, "Both Yang Jian and Master Yuding are here! How did I hear that a female general surnamed Deng was kidnapped by an apprentice who was afraid of leaving grandchildren? Did you stop it or not?"

King Zhou frowned, "Okay! Don't watch the fun!"

He walked up to Filiusun, "Master Daoist, is Tu Xingsun your apprentice, right? For some unknown reason, he defected to Xiqi and kidnapped General Deng, please come forward and rescue General Deng. "

Fearing Liusun felt very shameless, in front of fellow Taoists intercepting and elucidating the teachings, he, as an apprentice, did not give the master any face at all.

He assured King Zhou: "Don't worry, Your Majesty! I will go and arrest that traitor right now!"

Fearing Liusun used the method of earth escape, and arrived at the Xiqi military camp in a blink of an eye.He searched, and soon found Tu Xingsun's military tent.

"Miss Deng, stop struggling, this bundle of fairy rope is getting tighter and tighter."

Deng Chanyu scolded: "Shameless villain! My father will never let you go!"

Tu Xingsun felt a little wronged, "But I really like you!"

Deng Chanyu: "Who cares about your liking!"

"Miss Deng, don't be angry, His Majesty King Wu has decreed that tonight is your and my wedding night. You are a bride, it doesn't look good to be angry all the time!"

When Deng Chanyu heard this, she almost went mad with anger, "What? No! I don't agree! I don't want to marry you!"

Tu Xingsun was extremely depressed, "Miss Deng, what's wrong with me? You look down on me like this..."

Deng Chanyu replied coldly: "Because you are too short!"

Tu Xingsun clutched his chest, "You...you hurt my heart too much!"

Fearing that the grandson would break into the army tent, "Sinister! Didn't you think that you would hurt the heart of the teacher?"

When Tu Xingsun saw the master, he was afraid, so he made a big salute and fell to the ground, "Master."

"I'm not in the cave, but you dare to sneak down the mountain with treasures! You still dare to come to Xiqi to help Ji Fa defeat Zhou! Are you going to die of anger as a teacher?"

Tu Xingsun quickly admitted his mistake, "Master, I was wrong. On that day, an uncle of ours who taught us came to the mountain. He said that it is difficult for the disciple to achieve immortality, and he can only enjoy the wealth and wealth in the world. The disciple came to Xiqi for a while. ..."

Fearing Liusun sighed, "Sinister! Come back with me and apologize to King Zhou!"

Tu Xingsun honestly agreed, fearing to keep Sun, he untied Deng Chanyu again, "Miss Deng, I taught you Wufang, which made you feel wronged. Please close your eyes, we can go back soon."

Deng Chanyu rubbed her wrists and closed her eyes suspiciously.The warm spring breeze blew over, but within a few breaths, fear of Liusun made her open her eyes.

Deng Chanyu opened her eyes and saw her father standing in front of her.Deng Chanyu ran over and called out delicately, "Daddy! My daughter is back!"

Deng Jiugong protected her behind him, and took her to look carefully.

Zhao Gongming and others surrounded Tu Xingsun, and the few people they intercepted taunted meanly: "Oh! You are afraid of keeping Sun Daoyou, your apprentice is a bit short!"

"What's short? It's a bit dark too!"

Our Lady of Golden Light gave the final word, "Short and thick!"

Fear Liusun and Tu Xingsun were about to die of anger, why are these people so annoying!

King Zhou coughed twice, "Ahem, it's alright! Don't surround yourself with Taoists, this is a family matter, we can't interfere."

King Zhou drove away all the elders who stopped and explained the teachings, and then said to the fearful grandson: "Master Dao, the child has been in the deep mountains and old forests for a long time. He is too simple and easy to deceive. You don't have to blame yourself too much. It's not your teacher's fault."

Fearing Liusun knew that King Zhou was trying to excuse him, "Thank you Your Majesty for your kindness, but this scoundrel is so bold that he can't beat him!"

Tu Xingsun knelt on the ground and looked up at King Zhou and his master, "Master, Your Majesty, you can beat me however you want. But my marriage with Miss Deng cannot be forgotten!"

Fearing that his grandson would be pissed off, he slapped Tu Xingsun on the head twice, "When is it? You still want to marry a wife! That's all you have!"

Deng Chanyu hasn't left yet!When she heard Tu Xingsun's words, she blushed with anger, "I told you so long ago! I don't want to marry you! I don't like you! Stop messing around!"

Deng Jiugong said to Filiusun: "Master Taoist! It's not that our family looks down on your apprentice, it's because my daughter doesn't like him."

It's embarrassing to keep grandchildren in fear!He lowered his head and waved his hands, "I understand, I understand!"

Tu Xingsun is also very persistent for love, he said to Deng Jiugong: "Father-in-law! In Xiqi City, Miss Deng and I have already paid homage, and we are husband and wife now!"

Deng Chanyu burst into tears, she had never seen such a shameless person.

King Zhou sighed, and said to Tu Xingsun: "Marriage is not a trifling matter. Is your master there when you worship? Is Marshal Deng there? The elders of both parties are not there. What kind of marriage do you have? Young man, twist it The melons are not sweet, you should learn to let go."

Tu Xingsun was also very wronged, "I really like Ms. Deng! Besides, everyone in the Yinshang military camp knew that she was kidnapped by me. Everyone in the Xiqi military camp knew that she worshiped me. If she doesn't marry me, her reputation will be ruined, who else can she marry?"

King Zhou shook his head in his heart, tsk tsk tsk, young man, your thoughts are very dangerous!You know I hate your remarks!

King Zhou asked Tu Xingsun very seriously, "You really like Miss Deng, don't you?"

Tu Xingsun nodded fiercely, "Yes! I don't want to marry her!"

King Zhou patted him on the shoulder vigorously, "Good boy! In that case, Deng Chanyu accepts the order!"

Deng Chanyu knelt on the ground while wiping tears.Fearing that his grandson thought that King Zhou was going to give his apprentice a marriage, he waved his hand at King Zhou, saying that it was not good to do so.

King Zhou ignored them, and directly ordered, "Deng Chanyu, I will give Tu Xingsun to you as a concubine today. He really likes you very much, you have to treat him better, and don't treat him badly when you marry the main wife."

Deng Chanyu was stunned. She was desperate just now, but she didn't expect such a reversal.She couldn't help it, and let out a loud belch.

Tu Xingsun did not expect that King Zhou would make such a decree, "Your Majesty! Only men can have three wives and four concubines. How can women marry several husbands?"

"Why not? Didn't the widow say that? Ms. Deng has a bright future, maybe she will be the next commander-in-chief of Sanshan Pass! The important task of carrying on the Deng family's family will be entrusted to her, so what's the point of marrying more husbands?"

Tu Xingsun was anxious, "This, how can this be? Besides, my fate with Ms. Deng comes first. No matter how you talk about it, I should also be the wife? How can I be a concubine?"

King Zhou sighed, "Tu Xingsun, recognize your identity. You are now a prisoner of the enemy. If it weren't for your master's sake, you would have been beheaded for public display. How can you have the life to bargain with the widow?"

Tu Xingsun turned around to protect Fear Liusun's thigh, "Master, Master, you have to make the decision for me!"

Fearing Liusun sighed, "Teacher, you were the one who clamored to marry Ms. Deng, and now that your wish has been fulfilled, how can I make decisions for you?" He patted Tu Xingsun's head lovingly, " Good boy, learn the three obediences and the four virtues, and take good care of your wife and future wife."

Tu Xingsun is desperate, Master, you were not like this before!

King Zhou stood on the sidelines holding back a hard smile, and he asked Deng Chanyu on a whim: "General Deng, what kind of man do you like? How about someone give you another red line?"

Deng Chanyu was unusually shy, her flushed cheeks were like peach blossoms blooming in March.

"Thank you Your Majesty, I... I... I like a man like Director Yang!"

The smile on King Zhou's face is almost unstoppable. Coincidentally, I also like boys like Director Yang!

He put away the smile on his face, and said very forcefully: "You can find someone else to like! Director Yang already has someone he likes!"

Deng Chanyu's bright eyes couldn't hide her frustration, she sighed softly, and whispered: "Thank you for your kindness, Your Majesty, you don't have to hold the red line for me anymore."

Tu Xingsun was promised by King Zhou to be Deng Chanyu's concubine, and the group of gossiping gods soon found out about it.When Tu Xingsun came out, they started laughing and laughing at him, even fearing that Liusun would turn away and not help their disciples.

Tu Xingsun is about to die of grievance, he just wants to marry a daughter-in-law!Why are you doing this to me!

That night, King Zhou held a bonfire banquet to celebrate Deng Chanyu accepting a "gentle and considerate" concubine.

In the barracks, cattle and sheep were slaughtered, and huge pots were set up, and milky white sheep soup was boiled in the pots.The beef is cut into large pieces. Whoever wants to eat it can take a piece of meat, sprinkle a little salt, and roast it on the fire.

Whether it is the person who intercepted the teaching or the person who explained the teaching, they all sat around the campfire. You handed me a piece of meat, and I handed you a handful of salt. The atmosphere was very harmonious.

King Zhou stopped eating after drinking a bowl of soup, and went back to the military tent alone.Not long after, Yang Jian came over with a plate of roast beef.

"Why are you unhappy?" Yang Jian asked.

King Zhou said gruffly, "Hmph! I'm not unhappy! How can you tell that I'm unhappy?"

Yang Jian counted them one by one, "You ate too little today. In the past, when you drank mutton soup, you would definitely clamor for pancakes."

King Zhou: "...I, I am not that kind of foodie! You misread me!"

Yang Jian shook the plate of beef at him, "I baked it myself, but my master didn't even eat it. Would you like to try it?"

King Zhou reached out to take the plate in a useless manner, "I want to eat!"

Yang Jian shook his head, he picked up a piece of meat with chopsticks and handed it to King Zhou's mouth, "I'll feed you!"

King Zhou opened his mouth in embarrassment and ate, "I'm such a big man, what are you feeding me?"

Yang Jian said with a smile: "Haven't you noticed yet? I'm making you happy! Are you still angry now?"

King Zhou threw himself into Yang Jian's arms, "Ahh! Don't be angry, don't be angry! Brother, you are so sweet!"