[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

King Zhou said to Master Tongtian, "Third Master, can we take a step to talk?"

Master Tongtian followed him to the side, away from the crowd.

King Zhou said bitterly: "Third Lord, all the apprentices you have taught are highly capable. Look at me again. I am an ordinary person, but I am thin! You let me order your apprentices, and I can do them well. How can they listen to me?"

Master Tongtian gave a meaningful look at the fake Optimus Prime, "Don't you still have a good helper?"

King Zhou: "..." You already guessed it, right?Now that you have guessed it, why do you make things difficult for Zhuzi!What did Pillar do wrong?The pillars are also very bitter!

Master Tongtian said with a smile: "Don't worry, I will tell them well and not let them trouble you."

King Zhou was still full of lovelessness, and the leader of Tongtian couldn't help scolding: "Don't get cheap and act like a good boy! So many people stay here to obey you, why are you dissatisfied?"

King Zhou nodded vigorously, "Satisfied, satisfied, I am very satisfied. Third Master, then I will not be polite to you. In case Zhao Gongming and others bully me, you have to protect me!"

Master Tongtian: "Stop rambling! Let Zhao Gongming and the others come over, I have a few words to tell them."

King Zhou turned back and asked Zhao Gongming and others to talk to Master Tongtian.

Ran Deng led the Chanjiao disciples towards King Zhou, "Your Majesty, the crisis of the Ten Jue Formation has been resolved, and we should go back and report to the teacher."

King Zhou said politely: "Are the Taoist priests leaving so soon? I still want to invite the Taoist priests to go to Chaoge for a few days! Especially the three Taoist priests, Guang Chengzi, Chi Jingzi, and Taiyi Zhenren. The thing is that the widow is wrong. The widow hosted a banquet in Chaoge to make an apology to the three Taoist priests."

Guang Chengzi said: "Your Majesty, you are being polite. We also have something wrong. The past is in the past. Your Majesty don't need to worry about it."

Chi Jingzi and Taiyi Zhenren also nodded in agreement, and King Zhou couldn't keep him, so he stopped being polite.

Deng Hua came out of the Tianjue Formation and woke up after a while.About to leave soon, Deng Hua walked up to King Zhou and bowed deeply.

King Zhou helped Deng Hua up, "What is the Taoist priest doing?"

Deng Hua said: "Relying on my high abilities, I insisted on entering the Heaven's Extinction Array despite His Majesty's dissuasion, and almost lost my life. Fortunately, Your Majesty helped me, otherwise I would have become Qin Wan's dead soul under the sword. Thinking about it now, I really feel ashamed." .”

King Zhou said: "The Taoist priest is too polite, I didn't do anything, just said a few words."

Deng Hua said: "Your words are worth a thousand words. Your Majesty, if you have any difficulties in the future, just tell me. Although I am not as good as Fellow Optimus Prime, I can still help a little."

King Zhou nodded with a smile and said, "Okay! Daoist Deng will come to Chaoge if he has time in the future, and the widow will definitely sweep the couch to welcome him."

Deng Hua cupped his hands, "Thank you, Your Majesty. I'm going to say a few words to Fellow Daoist Optimus Prime, and thank him for saving me from the Heaven's Absolute Formation."

King Zhou quickly grabbed Deng Hua's sleeve, "Don't go, Daoist!"

Deng Hua, who was being held back, didn't know why, "What's wrong?"

What's wrong?That Optimus Prime is fake!If you talk in the past, my fine-grained drama will be ruined!

King Zhou made up a nonsense, "Master Optimus Prime is getting upset right now! You should thank me next time!"

Deng Hua looked over to Optimus Prime, who was far away from the crowd, as if in a daze. "Fellow Optimus Prime, what troubles have you encountered?"

King Zhou sighed loudly, "That's right! Cybertron is in civil strife, and Priest Optimus Prime is the leader of Cybertron. He couldn't get away, and he couldn't stand up to the begging of the widow, so he took the time to rush to Sishui Pass .”

Deng Hua suddenly said, "No wonder Fellow Daoist Optimus Prime seems to be preoccupied. There is civil turmoil on Cybertron, does Fellow Daoist Qing need help? I'll ask him."

King Zhou pulled Deng Hua hard, "We can't help! It's their housework, we don't want to interfere."

Deng Hua nodded regretfully, "Okay! I wanted to make one more friend, and to discuss Taoism with Fellow Daoist Qing!"

King Zhou secretly wiped off the cold sweat from his palms, "Next time! There will be a chance."

Guangchengzi, Chijingzi, Taiyi Zhenren and Qingxu Daodezhenjun called their apprentices and gave them good instructions.When they finished instructing their disciples, Deng Hua also finished speaking with King Zhou.

Ran Deng was the leader, and he said to the disciples of Chanjiao: "I'm leaving soon, let's say goodbye to fellow Taoist Optimus Prime!"

King Zhou is about to cry, please, let fellow Taoist Optimus Prime go!His Cybertron is still in turmoil!Now he is too depressed to talk to you!

Fortunately, there is a kind and deceitful Deng Hua. Deng Hua explained to Ran Deng and the others: "Your hometown is in civil strife. He is the leader. He should not be in the mood to talk to us at this time."

Ran Deng and others were not reluctant, and Ran Deng said to King Zhou: "Since Fellow Daoist Qing is in a bad mood, we won't bother you in the past. Your Majesty, please express our admiration to Fellow Daoist Qing."

King Zhou repeatedly promised, "I must, I must, I must convey the thoughts of the priests to the past."

Ran Deng and others saluted the leader of Tongtian Church, and the leader of Tongtian Church waved his hand in the distance. A gust of wind blew by, and Ran Deng and others disappeared.

King Zhou quickly ran over and pretended to talk to Optimus Prime before Master Tongtian had finished lecturing.Pretending to say a few words, Yang Jian very cooperatively let the fake Optimus Prime leave.King Zhou breathed a sigh of relief now, those who will stop the teaching later don't care about him wanting to be a fellow daoist, fellow daoist Qing doesn't love you at all, so hurry up and give up!

The leader of Tongtian said for a long time, Zhao Gongming and others were like little sheep, nodding or shaking their heads obediently, without any intention of resisting.

After waiting for a long time, Master Tongtian finally finished speaking.He took Zhao Gongming and others to King Zhou's side, "I handed over these useless apprentices to you, and I will go back first."

King Zhou stopped him, "Third Master, don't leave yet. Look, you are here, so raise your hand and help me destroy the Xiqi army!"

Zhao Gongming and others broke out in cold sweat. Does King Zhou know who the leader of Tongtian Cult is?He is a saint!Seniority and status are all there!These direct disciples dare not ask the teacher to do it for granted!

The leader of Tongtian Sect scolded: "Nonsense! I will help you fight the war, so that is no longer a bully? Fighting the war is your own business, let alone me, even my disciples can't help you! Remember, from now on, Unless I agree, Zhao Gongming and the others are not allowed to fight for you!"

King Zhou: "..." Then I leave Zhao Gongming and what are they doing?Let them eat my rice?

Master Tongtian said: "I'm not in the mood to discipline my disciples now, so you can do it for me! Anyway, my disciples are all entrusted to you. Except for fighting, you can figure out how to use them!"

King Zhou: "..." You have already started messing around, what else can I say?

Master Tongtian waved his sleeves and left on the colorful auspicious clouds.

King Zhou, Zhao Gongming and others looked at each other silently. Finally, King Zhou smiled and said, "Dear priests, are you interested in joining the National Teacher Bureau?"

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Now Sishuiguan is mixed with people, including mortals such as Wucheng King Huang Feihu, General Soldier Han Rong, etc.; there are also people from Chanjiao, Jiang Ziya, Yang Jian, Nezha, Yin Jiao, Yin Hong, and Huang Tianhua; They are the disciples of Jiejiao, the Four Sages of Jiulong Island, the Ten Heavenly Lords of Jinao Island, Zhao Gongming and Wen Taishi.

Before King Zhou left Sishui Pass, he redid the task assignment.

Wucheng Wang Huang Feihu still stayed at Sishuiguan to supervise the battle.Jiang Ziya, Nezha and Huang Tianhua also stayed, and they specially dealt with the capable people and strangers brought by Xiqi; Yang Jian and Wen Taishi returned to Chaoge to assist the government, and Yin Jiao and Yin Hong went back to continue studying government affairs.

In the end, the other members of the Jiejiao sect also followed King Zhou back to Chaoge, they...they are equivalent to a tourist group.

After returning to Chaoge, King Zhou made arrangements for Zhao Gongming and others, and then went back to the bedroom alone.

It wasn't until nightfall that Yang Jian sneaked into the bedroom.

Lying on the bed, King Zhou asked feebly, "Brother, why are you sneaking around? It's like having an affair..."

Yang Jian sighed, "Zhao Gongming and others are here, of course I have to be more careful than before."

King Zhou also panicked, "What do you think the third master is thinking about every day? Why did he arrange all the disciples to come to me?"

Yang Jian was also very upset, "I can't understand either!"

King Zhou hugged the quilt and turned over, "If we don't understand his deep meaning, let's not think about it. The problem now is how can I arrange these uncles who stop teaching?"

Yang Jian took off his robe and lay beside King Zhou, "It's easy. Didn't Master Tongtian let you order them around? Whether he really wants you to help discipline his disciples or just say something politely, just take it seriously. In the end, no one can find fault with you."

King Zhou nodded thoughtfully, and Yang Jian flicked his hand, extinguishing the lights in the hall. "Sleep! Don't think so much, you have to go to bed early tomorrow."

Tonight is the night of the full moon, the night sky is clear, the round moon hangs in the sky, and the silvery white moonlight shines into the bedroom through the window screen.

King Zhou opened his eyes wide and looked at Yang Jian's profile. Yang Jian closed his eyes and asked, "Why don't you sleep? What am I doing?"

King Zhou frowned sadly, "Brother... you said... the more you look at a beauty under the moonlight, the more you look at it, the more exciting it is! But why do I feel so calm when I look at you now?"

Yang Jian opened his eyes, "Really?"

King Zhou nodded seriously, "Really!"

Yang Jian leaned over and kissed King Zhou gently on the forehead. "What about now? Are you still calm?"

King Zhou rubbed his forehead, "...haven't you been silent all the time?"

Yang Jian said with a smile: "Your heart is as still as water, if I don't say anything, you are going to run away? I can't say, I can only talk about you, you stupid king first!"

King Zhou nodded happily, "Yes, yes, my little brother's strategy is right! Come, come, come! A few more times!"

Yang Jian lifted the quilt and covered him in the quilt, "Sleep well, I'll go back to the mansion, there are two choices, which one do you choose?"

King Zhou didn't move anymore, he mumbled under the quilt: "I choose to divorce..."

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Ran Deng and others returned to Kunlun Mountain first, and Yuanshi Tianzun only nodded when he knew the process of breaking the Ten Jue Formation.

"I already know everything about what happened. You have worked hard, go back to the cave to practice! Let the lamp stay first."

The other members of the Yuxu sect left, and after they left, Ran Deng said to Yuanshi Tianzun, "Teacher, Master Tongtian left Zhao Gongming and Shi Tianjun in Chaoge. I don't know what he means."

Yuanshi Tianzun smiled and said: "He is a man! As long as he has the same temperament as him, he will be very protective. There are not so many conspiracies and tricks in this matter. He is just simple and likes the temperament of King Zhou. He put Zhao Gongming Waiting for others to stay in Chaoge should be to protect King Zhou."

Ran Deng still doesn't understand. In his heart, it is very reckless to make such a decision just because of congenial temperament.

No longer mentioning the leader of Tongtian, Ran Deng talked about Optimus Prime again, "I don't know where King Zhou invited this Taoist named Optimus Prime. He broke through the Tianjue Formation, the Flame Formation, and Golden light formation. Judging by his appearance, breaking the formation is as simple as eating and drinking."

Yuanshi Tianzun frowned, "It seems that he has already learned..."

"Teacher, who do you think has learned it?"

Yuanshi Tianzun shook his head, "It's nothing, I already know who Optimus Prime is. From now on, you should be more polite to King Zhou."

Ran Deng was a little dissatisfied, "Teacher, we are already very polite to him. Guang Chengzi, Chi Jingzi and Taiyi Daoist also apologized to him."

Yuanshi Tianzun smiled and said: "You guys! When you didn't practice Taoism, weren't you also very weak? Now that you have the ability, why do you look down on the weak King Zhou? It is of great benefit to you to have a good relationship with him. Maybe he It will protect you so that you will not perish in the Battle of the Conferred Gods. It seems that I have to send you to Chaoge as well."

Ran Deng sighed, "If the teacher insists, then I can only obey the teacher's decree."

King Zhou didn't know that the second uncle of his family was about to give him away, and he was taking the exam in Boyi!

"Bo Yi Kao, I want to entrust you with an important task! From today on, you will be the head of the training department of the National Teachers Bureau!"

Boyi Kao smiled softly at King Zhou, "Your Majesty, you want me to die!"

King Zhou hypocritically said: "Tsk! How could it be? If I want to kill you, the grass on your grave will grow taller!"

Boyi Kao sighed: "Your Majesty, I am not a fool who keeps my ears shut. Xiao Jiu also told me stories about saints and various sects."

King Zhou fooled Boyi Kao, "Your Xiaojiu is a little demon from Xuanyuan Tomb. She only heard rumors, which are not particularly accurate."

Bo Yikao didn't say a word, just smiled faintly.An attitude that whatever you say is right, but I just don't listen.

King Zhou still insisted on benefiting Boyi Kao'an and benefiting Zhao Gongming and others, "Zhao Gongming and others have practiced for many years. If you follow along, you can prolong your life!"

Bo Yikao nodded with a smile, "Your Majesty, I'm afraid they will kill me."

King Zhou said embarrassingly, "They are not murderers..."

Nine-tailed Fox came in from the door with a water glass, "Your Majesty, don't do to others what you don't want to be done to others. You don't even want to entertain Zhao Gongming and the others. Why do you force Bo Yi to take the exam?" She pretended to ask casually, "Could it be that Ji Fa promised you some benefits? Or are you no longer able to tolerate Bo Yikao staying in Chaoge?"

King Zhou became angry when he saw the Nine-Tailed Fox making troubles, and he asked with a straight face: "Little Nine-tailed Fox, you seem to be getting darker after not seeing you for a few days? The curls of your hair seem to be untied. I will iron it for you again." ?”

The nine-tailed fox was angry, and Bo Yikao said to her: "Little Jiu, haven't you stewed chicken soup? Go and see if the chicken soup is ready. We will leave your Majesty here for dinner later."

The nine-tailed fox went out angrily, and Bo Yikao apologized to King Zhou on her behalf, "Your Majesty, Xiao Jiu likes to sow discord, but it's just a joke, don't take it seriously, Your Majesty, please don't mind."

King Zhou sighed, "It's you! You are so persistent in treating her as a good fox."

Bo Yikao smiled, but didn't answer.

King Zhou said to Bo Yikao very seriously: "Bo Yikao, in my heart, I have always regarded you as a friend. Now I am really in trouble, you have to help me."

Bo Yikao suppressed his smile and sighed, "Okay! I'll be the minister of the National Teachers Bureau. Tell me! How can I help you?"

"It's great! I knew you were my good friend!" King Zhou leaned over and said, "It's easy to say, I will organize some activities, and you just need to help me brainwash them!"

Bo Yikao frowned, "Brainwashing? What does brainwashing mean?"

Just as King Zhou wanted to explain to Bo Yikao, Yang Jian broke in suddenly, "Your Majesty, something has happened!"

King Zhou asked, "What's the matter?"

"The twelve golden immortals under our Yuxu sect have all come to Chaoge."

King Zhou: "..." Everyone sees that I am living a wonderful life...

Bo Yi asked: "Your Majesty, since the twelve golden immortals are here, I don't need to help you...brainwash you?"

King Zhou shook his head indifferently, "You are my friend, how can you not share the joys and sorrows with me? The head of the training department is still you, this time even the Twelve Golden Immortals will help me wash it together!"

Bo Yikao smiled wryly, "Your Majesty, I'm sure now, you just want me to die!"

King Zhou and Yang Jian returned to the Shouxian Palace, and sure enough, the twelve golden immortals stood side by side, and stood at the entrance of the Shouxian Palace in unison.

The Twelve Golden Immortals came to Chaoge, but Zhao Gongming couldn't hide such a big movement. Sure enough, just after King Zhou returned to the palace, Zhao Gongming also brought people over.

There was no need to invite them, the people came in full. King Zhou invited them into the Shouxian Palace and ordered the palace people to prepare a banquet.

Without waiting for King Zhou to ask, Zhao Gongming asked Guang Chengzi impolitely, "You twelve golden immortals are not practicing hard in the cave, what are you doing here at Chaoge?"

Guang Chengzi said with a smile: "I heard that Uncle Master specially asked His Majesty to discipline you fellow Taoists. We were very curious, so we followed along to have a look. We also want to find a position in the National Teacher Bureau. If Your Majesty has any troubles, we will help you." It's good to help."

Guang Chengzi was very bad. He deliberately added the accent on the word "discipline". When Zhao Gongming and others heard it, their expressions were particularly ugly.

King Zhou knew that there was some disagreement between Chanjiao and Jiejiao, so he hurried out to smooth things over to prevent them from fighting.

"If you are willing to join the State Teachers Bureau, of course it will be a great joy! Today is a good day, I will host a banquet for you, and you will not return until you are drunk!"

Zhao Gongming sneered: "Your Majesty is really biased, obviously we came first to Chaoge. Your Majesty never arranged for us to enter the State Teachers Bureau, nor did he have a banquet for us. After a long time of trouble, we have to rely on the light of the disciples of Chanjiao to eat. Have a dinner."

Uncle, you are really troublesome!

King Zhou smiled helplessly, "Daoist Zhao, it was too late when you arrived at Chaoge yesterday, and it was too late to host a banquet or arrange positions. The widow was originally scheduled to entertain you today."

Zhao Gongming smiled provocatively at Guang Chengzi, "It seems that you can have a banquet today, you still have to thank us!"

King Zhou smiled and said, "That's not the case. They came early today. Even if the Taoist priests were not there, the palace would still have time to prepare the dinner."

Zhao Gongming kept a straight face and looked at King Zhou with terrified eyes.

King Zhou sneered in his heart, hum!Little boy, how could I make you too proud?What's more, my partner's master Yuding Daoist is still sitting below!I don't turn to others, I have to turn to him too!

In addition to the four sages of Jiulong Island who were beaten and maimed by Grand Master Wen, fifteen people came from Jiejiao, and twelve people came from Chanjiao.King Zhou has fully understood the deep meaning of the saying, don’t bite if there are too many lice, and don’t worry if there are too many debts.Everyone is here, so I'm welcome!

King Zhou said: "Dear priests, our State Teachers Bureau is a newly established department, and all the employees add up to less than ten people. If you can join, it will really help the widow a lot."

The Twelve Golden Immortals came here to establish a good relationship with King Zhou. Guang Chengzi said a few words modestly, expressing his willingness to help His Majesty.

Sitting beside Zhao Gongming, Qin Wan asked in a low voice, "Brother, do we want to join the National Teachers Bureau?"

Zhao Gongming thought for a while and said, "Why don't you join? They can enter the National Teacher Bureau if they explain the sect, but we can also enter if you intercept the sect!"

Zhao Gongming said to King Zhou: "Your Majesty, we didn't come to Chaoge for free. Since Your Majesty has difficulties, we are naturally willing to join the National Teacher Bureau."

King Zhou was overjoyed, "Thank you for your great help! I am so grateful! Come! Put on a banquet, and I want to have a good drink with you!"

The delicacies are delicious, and the food and wine are put on the table like flowing water.There is a clear boundary between intercepting teaching and explaining teaching. One group sits on the left and the other sits on the right. Neither party talks to the other, and the atmosphere at the banquet is a bit tense.

King Zhou suddenly came up with an idea to ease the atmosphere. He asked Yin Jiao and Yin Hong to stay and toast on the pretext of going out for convenience.

Seeing King Zhou leave, Yang Jian secretly followed him.

When King Zhou and Yang Jian came to the side hall, King Zhou said, "Brother, help me, I suddenly thought of a good way to ease the atmosphere."

King Zhou found out some unused bamboo pieces, picked up a pen and wrote on them.

Yang Jian asked, "Do you want to make peace between Jujiao and Chanjiao?"

King Zhou nodded, "Yes! They are all staying in Chaoge, what if they fight again? I can't just go to Kunlun Mountain to play and roll, can I?"

Yang Jian felt that it was unrealistic, "If you want to reconcile the teaching and explaining the teaching, you must let my master and uncle shake hands to make peace. If you do this, I don't think the effect will be too great."

King Zhou sighed, "As long as it can have a little effect, my wish is not extravagant at all. I just don't want them to demolish my capital."

After writing on the bamboo slices, King Zhou returned to the main hall with a large handful of bamboo slices.

"Dear priests, there are wine and food, but no games. I think it's too boring. I know a game. Would you like to play it?"

Everyone said they wanted to play, so King Zhou talked about the rules of werewolf killing, and explained the roles of judge, witch, and Cupid.Then he sent the bamboo pieces down.Yang Jian, Yin Jiao and Yin Hong also joined the game, and King Zhou became the judge.

"Please close your eyes when it gets dark, please kill the werewolves...werewolves! Please unify the opinions of werewolves..."

In this round, half of the werewolves were educators and half were interceptors. Everyone had a big disagreement over who to kill.King Zhou was so angry that he took all the bamboo pieces back, "Do it again! Next time, if the werewolf still can't decide who to kill, the judge will directly appoint someone!"

The next round began, and King Zhou said to the witch: "Witch, he was the one who died last round. Do you want to save him? Do you want to kill him?"

This round of witches is the king demon of the Four Sages. When he saw that it was Daoist Taiyi who died, he immediately expressed that he didn't want to save people, and even wanted to poison him to death with the drug in his hand.

King Zhou: How much hatred, how much grievance...

King Zhou explained to him that □□ cannot be used on dead people, Wang Mo nodded regretfully, and finally said that he would kill Guang Chengzi.

When it was dawn, the people who explained the teaching saw that two people had died on their side, and immediately quit, accusing the people who stopped the teaching of being behind-the-scenes, but unfortunately they had already died two people, and they were in an absolute disadvantage when voting Unfortunately, one person was voted dead.

In the third round, the Holy Mother of Light became Cupid, and she actually connected Zhao Gongming and Guang Chengzi together.When Zhao Gongming died and Guangchengzi died in love, those who intercepted and interpreted the teaching blamed each other.Our Lady of Golden Light watched them quarrel with a smile on the corner of her mouth.King Zhou felt an inexplicable chill on his back when he saw it.

After playing for a few times, everyone has become proficient, and all kinds of tricks have begun, such as secretly changing other people's bamboo pieces, and using spells to change themselves into people with status.At the end, when King Zhou called out to the werewolves to open their eyes, everyone held up the werewolf's bamboo pieces and opened their eyes.

All right!All right!You are all awesome!Just come and kill the judge!

King Zhou returned to his seat and picked up the wine bottle, "Dear priests, it is my honor to have you all gather together in Chaoge today. I would like to respect all Taoist priests with a glass of wine. I wish all Taoist priests eternal happiness and longevity together!"

King Zhou picked up the wine bottle and drank it dry. He swung the rim of the cup down, "It's my respect to do it first! Daoist priests, please do whatever you want! I can't drink too much..."

With a clatter, the wine bottle fell to the ground, and King Zhou also lay down on the soft couch.

Before falling asleep, King Zhou thought to himself: Damn it!I don't want to play with you people who break the rules of the game anymore!You drink slowly!The widow is not drunk and will not return!

King Zhou fell asleep until dawn, he thumped his head, "Ah! I missed the time to go to court, so guilty!"

Yang Jian sat beside him and smiled, "Are you guilty? Why didn't I see it?"

King Zhou asked, "Yesterday I was drunk. How did your master and Zhao Gongming react?"

"They didn't respond. Your master was drunk, so they went back."

King Zhou sighed, "How can we make them unite?"

Yang Jian thought for a while, "Let them go out to fight together? The friendship between Nezha and I was established during the war."

King Zhou shook his head, "No way! Master Tongtian doesn't want me to take his disciples to war..."

For this matter, Yang Jian has no good solution. "Don't think about it so much. Ancestor Hongjun doesn't care about it. What do we care about so much? Get up quickly. There was another urgent report just now. Zhang Guifang cares that you want food and grass!"

King Zhou patted the bed board and got up from the bed, "I thought of it! Let them farm!"

Yang Jian: "...you think your life is long, don't you?"

King Zhou didn't care about that, he put on his clothes in a hurry, and summoned all the people who explained and stopped teaching in Shouxian Palace.

"Masters, I invite you to come here to tell everyone one thing. Our State Teachers Bureau held an event, the content of which was to grow food in the fields outside Chaoge City. The reason why this event was held is to let everyone Get to know each other, get acquainted with the colleagues around you, and make it easier for everyone to start working!"

Everyone in the hall didn't look very good-looking. They were all immortals who had attained Taoism and cultivated immortality. Planting flowers and grasses on weekdays was to cultivate their sentiments. Who would want to go to the fields to do rough work!

King Zhou said: "Winter is over, and spring plowing is about to begin. I am also going to farm, to set an example for all people in the world. The Taoist priests should take it as my companion! The time for farming is only two hours a day. All Taoist priests are going on a spring outing, how about it?"

Zhao Gongming thought for a while, and before leaving, Master repeatedly asked to listen to King Zhou's words.He turned his head and looked at Shitianjun and Sisheng, but no one had any objections.So he said to King Zhou: "Your Majesty, we promise to go farming with you."

King Zhou looked at Guang Chengzi again, and Guang Chengzi also nodded in agreement.

Immediately doing what he said, King Zhou changed into narrow-sleeved clothes and went to the field with the bronze farm tools on his shoulders.The Twelve Golden Immortals, Zhao Gongming and others were all wearing gossip clothes with wide robes and large sleeves, and followed King Zhou leisurely with their hands empty.

When they arrived at the fields, King Zhou assigned them the fields they were responsible for.After a while, Bo Yikao, Yin Jiao and Yin Hong also came over.

King Zhou introduced the identity of Bo Yikao to everyone, "This is the Minister of the Training Department of the State Teachers Bureau, Bo Yikao, and also your colleagues, and there is a Minister of the Logistics Department named Wu Yun, who is calculating the money and grain of the national treasury. , I couldn’t leave for a while, so I didn’t come over.”

Bo Yikao greeted everyone with a smile, Zhao Gongming, Guang Chengzi and others nodded casually, and it seemed that they didn't take him as a dish.

Bo Yikao carried a bamboo basket and followed King Zhou to sow seeds, "Your Majesty, is this what you call brainwashing? Letting these immortals farm the land, is this the way you came up with?"

King Zhou kicked the soil with his feet to bury the seeds, and replied in a low voice: "I want to find something for them to do! One side is for intercepting education, and the other is for explaining education. If they fight, the whole court song will be destroyed." Not enough for them to dismantle!"

Bo Yikao sneered: "Don't worry, Your Majesty, they are not murderers. How could they tear down Chaoge? At most, they will tear down you!"

King Zhou gave Boyi Kao a blank look, "Nonsense! I think my method is quite useful! Look at how fast they are farming!"

Bo Yikao looked over there, and sure enough, those Taoist priests were standing by the field, just waved their hands, and the seeds obediently got into the soil, and took root and sprouted in a short while.Another Taoist priest sprinkled some water casually, and the crops grew in the wind, and they were ripe in a short while.

Bo Yikao looked at himself and King Zhou, "Your Majesty, you really have a good idea. The military rations for the north and the west come from here!"

Bo Yikao didn't say anything anymore, and went to sow the seeds in front with a small basket.King Zhou saw that Yin Jiao and Yin Hong were also using spells to produce seeds, so he walked over and slapped each of them.

"What are you doing?" King Zhou asked.

Yin Hong touched his shoulder, "Your Majesty, why are you beating us? We are also farming!"

King Zhou severely reprimanded: "Others can use spells, but you two cannot!"

Yin Hong whispered, "Why?"

King Zhou looked at Yin Jiao, "Come on! Why don't I let you use spells!"

Yin Jiao thought for a while, "Because you don't use magic, so..."

King Zhou sighed, "It has nothing to do with me! Yinjiao, you are the crown prince, the heir apparent, and you are going to be the king in the future! Yin Shang attaches great importance to farming. As an emperor, how can you not understand farming and solar terms? Ordinary people don't know how to do it." Magic, they depend on God for farming. If you two don't understand farming, first of all, it will give people the illusion that His Majesty doesn't value farming, and secondly, you will let the people below take advantage of the loopholes! They will feel that His Majesty doesn't know anything about it anyway. How much grain can be produced by mu of land, it doesn't matter if we lie about it casually!"

Yin Jiao and Yin Hong were ashamed when they heard this. King Zhou took them to his side and taught them how to farm.

Guang Chengzi and Chi Jingzi saw this scene, and Chi Jingzi sighed: "King Zhou is very good at teaching children."

Guang Chengzi also nodded, "Yes! It is very difficult for Yin Jiao and Yin Hong to cultivate into immortals, they can only stay in Chaoge and enjoy the glory of the world. We also have to admit that King Zhou taught us better than us in the way of being a king. Good teaching."

"Master Huanglong, you are despicable and shameless, you actually stepped on my seedlings!"

Master Huanglong complained: "Bai Li, you are so unreasonable. You planted the land on the ridge of the field, and I accidentally stepped on it."

Bai Li didn't believe it, a burst of fire spewed out of his mouth, and burned up all the grain grown by Master Huang Long!

Master Huanglong said angrily: "You're so stingy!" He flicked his sleeves, and a gust of wind extinguished the fire.The wind continued unabated, and it blew Bai Li's crops down again.

First there was a gust of fire, then a gust of wind, and King Zhou's face was covered with dirt and ashes again.King Zhou wiped his face with his sleeves, and Bo Yikao came over with a bamboo basket and asked, "Your Majesty, do you want to persuade us to fight?"

King Zhou shook his head expressionlessly, "Cherish life and stay away from them."

King Zhou pointed to the ground and said to Yin Jiao and Yin Hong, "Did you see it? It is good to work hard. Our seeds are still safe."

King Zhou ordered the activity of farming, and people from the two religions came to farm every day, but they really regarded this activity as an outing.In order to beautify the environment, some people planted many plum blossoms beside the fields.These plum blossoms always bloom undefeated. Ordinary people enter the plum grove, and after going around, they will eventually come out.

The Taoists of the two religions went to the fields to ripen the grain every day, and then sat together to discuss Taoism.When you are happy, you have to bring small wine and side dishes, and chat while enjoying the flowers and drinking.

People from the two religions sat separately, Chanjiao sat on one side of the field, and Jiejiao sat on the other side of the field.If they hear the other party discussing Taoism, they feel that something is wrong, no matter how far apart they are, they will quarrel.

King Zhou saw that they had become accustomed to quarreling, and they sat separately to express their disgust. He didn't understand why they still quarreled together in the end.

King Zhou never tried to persuade them to fight. He led Yin Jiao and Yin Hong to cultivate the land very seriously.Thinning, weeding, catching insects, and fertilizing, everything is done by myself, without taking any shortcuts.Yin Jiao and Yin Hong followed suit, and their faces and necks were darkened.

After a few days of peaceful life, Huang Tianhua suddenly returned to Chaoge from Sishuiguan, because Huang Feihu was ill, not seriously ill.

King Zhou immediately ordered Huang Tianhua to bring Huang Feihu back to Chaoge immediately.In this day and age, medical skills are too underdeveloped, and many are witch doctors. When they see a doctor, the doctor will dance a big magic and give the patient some herbal medicine.There are so many priests in Chaoge City, no matter who they are, they should be able to save Huang Feihu by just giving some pills.

Huang Tianhua fled all the way back to Chaoge with his father on his back, and Qingxu Dazheng gave Huang Feihu a pill.Huang Feihu woke up after a while.

King Zhou asked, "Master, is King Wucheng seriously ill?"

Qingxu Daodezhenjun nodded, "Fortunately, Tianhua brought King Wu Cheng back in time. After a while, I'm afraid I'll be too weak to go back to heaven."

King Zhou frowned, "You are so sick."

Qingxu Daodezhenjun said: "King Wucheng still needs to rest for half a year. Your Majesty, Sishuiguan should send another general!"

King Zhou cupped his hands in thanks and said, "Thank you, Taoist priest, for your suggestion."

On the second day, King Zhou asked at the court meeting: "King Wu Cheng is ill and needs to stay in Chaoge for a while to recuperate. Do you have a suitable candidate to replace King Wu Cheng?"

Wen Taishi said: "Your Majesty, Deng Jiugong has just put down the rebellion in the south. He is a rare general! Why don't your majesty transfer him to Sishuiguan?"

King Zhou nodded after hearing this, "What the grand master said is very true, pass on the order to let Deng Jiugong go to Sishui Pass today to put down the Xiqi rebellion!"