[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

King Zhou was still very embarrassed when he faced Yin Jiao and Yin Hong.

He was very thankful that he didn't read the lines he had written in advance at the court meeting this morning, otherwise the scene would have been extremely embarrassing!

Assume it!He cried miserably and called for his son, but how would Yin Jiao and Yin Hong, who already knew the truth, feel watching his performance?Maybe you will laugh cruelly!

Yin Jiao seemed to see that King Zhou was uncomfortable. He smiled and said, "Your Majesty, don't feel embarrassed. My brother and I are very grateful to you. If my biological father is still alive... I think my brother and I will have no chance to return to the court. Let's sing..."

King Zhou comforted him: "Tiger poison does not eat its offspring, so it will not happen."

Yin Hong said sullenly: "Why not? He pushed us two brothers out of the Meridian Gate at that time. When the time comes, our brothers' heads will fall to the ground. And our mother..."

Speaking of this, both Yin Jiao and Yin Hong couldn't help tears.

King Zhou was very distressed when he saw it. These two children are so pitiful.The mother died miserably, and the father was such a person, and now he is an orphan.

Moreover, the two of them are not very old. The young guy should be lively, but both of them speak and behave very maturely. It is estimated that the experience has affected them too deeply.

King Zhou sighed, "Cry if you want! Now that you are home, no one will laugh at you."

The tears of the two brothers became more violent. King Zhou sat on the sidelines and watched them cry quietly, and handed over a handkerchief when he had time.These two children probably have been depressed for too long, and they may have to bear it when they want to cry.

After crying for a while, Yin Jiao and Yin Hong wiped away their tears. They lowered their heads in embarrassment, not even daring to look up at King Zhou.

King Zhou laughed and said, "It's nothing to be ashamed of. I often cry too. I heard that if you cry, you can live a long life and become younger, so if you have nothing to do, you will hurt the spring and the autumn. When the flowers bloom and fall, I will To shed tears, and even to make a poem. I'm really... very emotional!"

Both Yin Jiao and Yin Hong were amused by him.King Zhou called in the palace people waiting outside the door and asked them to serve food.

The three of them ate and chatted, and King Zhou asked, "How are you doing on the mountain? How did the masters treat you?"

Yin Jiao replied: "Master treats us very well. We have food and drink on the mountain, and people care about us. We can also learn from Master. Naturally, it is very good."

Yin Hong picked up the five-spice broad beans and ate them, "It's just that the food on the mountain is too bland. The broad beans in the palace are really delicious. Why haven't I eaten this dish before?"

King Zhou said casually, "Oh! I made this myself. Didn't you notice that it was always on the table? This is a snack I made."

Yin Jiao opened his mouth wide, and the broad beans on Yin Hong's chopsticks fell to the ground.

King Zhou smiled proudly and shyly: "Before I became king, I worked as a cook for a while. The salary is not too much, maybe only ten taels of gold a day!"

Yin Jiao thought for a long time, then boasted with a dry smile, "Your Majesty... is versatile..."

King Zhou laughed, "Hahaha! Thank you for the compliment, thank you! I will cook other dishes too! I will cook them for you next time!"

King Zhou was easy-going and humorous, and Yin Jiao and Yin Hong soon became familiar with him.The three of them were chatting, and King Zhou suddenly remembered an important matter.

"Does your master know about me?"

Yin Hong said with certainty: "They don't know!"

"Are you sure?"

Yin Hong said: "Master Patriarch personally told us about your matter, and Master Patriarch told us that this matter is the most important thing. You must not tell others, even our Master."

King Zhou nodded, "Since the second uncle has said so, then he probably doesn't know..."

Yin Hong asked curiously: "Second uncle?"

King Zhou perfunctory said: "It's nothing, children don't care about adults' affairs, eat more broad beans, grow taller!"

After eating, King Zhou asked them to rest in his bedroom for a while.The East Palace has not been tidied up, so it is not convenient for people to live in.King Zhou also didn't want them to live in the East Palace. He was worried that they might think of unpleasant things when they returned there. King Zhou wanted to let them live in another place.

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty! It's not good!" the servant outside the door shouted.

King Zhou opened the door, "Don't shout, the two princes are sleeping."

Yin Hong and Yin Jiao put on Taoist robes and ran out of the house. They didn't have the habit of taking a nap, and they couldn't sleep even in bed. "Father, what happened?"

The servant said tremblingly: "Reporting to Your Majesty and the two Highnesses, there is a vision in the sky, I don't know if it is good or bad!"

King Zhou walked out of his bedroom and looked up to the sky.The sky was cloudy, and purple lightning flashed through the clouds like a spirit snake.The birds raised in the garden of the palace flew away in panic. King Zhou even saw mice running out of his bedroom. The servants were stunned when they saw the mice.

Yin Jiao approached King Zhou in a low voice and asked, "Your Majesty, why are there rats in your palace?"

King Zhou replied in a low voice: "Because there are too many snacks... Ahem, it doesn't matter what the rats are! After a while, you must play by ear, and you must call the thunder in the sky a good omen! If someone comes with bad intentions, you and your brother will restrain them." Stop them, and I will find rescuers."

Everyone in the palace panicked, and King Zhou immediately ordered, "Come here, quickly invite Director Yang and Nezha to come into the palace!"

The servant took the order, and King Zhou asked Yin Jiao loudly, "Prince, you have been learning spells from Taoist Guangchengzi for several years. According to your opinion, is the thundercloud in the sky a good omen or a bad omen?"

Yin Jiao replied in a loud voice, "Responding to my father's words, this cloud is full of aura, so it should be a good omen. It may be that some noble and righteous man will come to Chaoge!"

King Zhou praised: "My son has insight!"

The people in Yinjiao's explanation palace were dubious, but His Majesty and the two princes didn't escape, so there should be no problem with the thunder cloud!

The palace people gradually settled down and restored order. King Zhou ordered: "Find a place to hide well, and you will come out after the thundercloud has passed."

The palace people all retreated, and Yin Jiao and Yin Hong took out weapons to guard King Zhou.

The thunder and lightning in the clouds became thicker and thicker, and King Zhou felt more and more uncomfortable.

Yin Hong said to his elder brother: "Brother, this thunder cloud is so powerful!"

Yin Jiao comforted: "Be patient, I don't think they are kind, I am afraid they are looking for trouble!"

King Zhou said: "Don't panic, it's not sure whether it's an enemy or a friend!"

As soon as the words fell, a flash of white lightning crashed into King Zhou's eyes, and King Zhou felt that he was about to be blinded.

Depend on!Who is this!Brother Hammer!

Feeling the darkness in front of his eyes, King Zhou slowly opened his eyes.The dark clouds in the sky dispersed, the sun shone on the earth, and a group of beautiful girls stood in front of King Zhou.

King Zhou asked: "May I ask where the fairies practice in the fairy mountain?" Why is the appearance so cool?

A woman wearing a red gossip dress and a fishtail gold crown stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, Poor Dao Jishou, the five of us are disciples of the Master Tongtian, and we are here to help you according to Master's decree."

King Zhou was certainly happy if someone could come to help, "Welcome to all the elders, please rest in the palace for the elders, and I will arrange accommodation for them later."

King Zhou took his two sons and five fairies to Shouxian Palace. As soon as they sat down, Yang Jian brought Nezha and two middle-aged Taoist priests over.

King Zhou asked, "Director Yang, who are these two?"

Yin Jiao and Yin Hong rushed out when they saw the two priests, and shouted, "Master!"

Yang Jian said: "Your Majesty, these two are my uncle Guang Chengzi and Chi Jingzi."

King Zhou greeted him very warmly, "Welcome the two priests, please sit down quickly. My two sons are thanks to the priests for taking care of them."

When all the people entered the table, those who intercepted the teaching sat on the left, those who explained the teaching sat on the right, and Yang Jian sat next to King Zhou.So the current situation is barely a five-to-five tie.

Although no one spoke, King Zhou felt that the atmosphere was inexplicably tense.He smiled and asked the five beauties on the left, "Uh... the priests of the Jiejiao, what should I call you?"

The woman in the big red gossip dress introduced: "It's easy for us sisters to tell each other apart. I am Empress Shiji from Skull Mountain. Sitting next to me is Immortal Hanzhi. These three are Empress Sanxiao, named Empress Yunxiao, Bi Empress Xiao and Empress Qiong Xiao."

King Zhou nodded, "Hello, ladies and gentlemen, the princes of the world are rebelling, and I need your help!"

Chi Jingzi laughed and said: "Your Majesty, why do you seek far away? Both Yin Hong and Yin Jiao have learned magic. Although they can't become immortals, they are more than enough to deal with ordinary soldiers and generals. Why do you ask Shi Ji and others for help? Your Majesty, It's not good to pay back!"

King Zhou said p silently in his heart, it sounds nice!It seems that I have been visiting the thatched cottage in order to ask for help from the sects of Jiejiao and Chanjiao!It's obvious that you came here uninvited, okay?I don't want to see any of you!

Empress Shiji ridiculed Chi Jingzi, "What? Brother Chi Jingzi seems to look down on the younger sisters! So what if we come to help? Are we not as good as the disciples of the senior brother?"

King Zhou pursed his lips and smiled to smooth things over, "Miss Shiji misunderstood, the Taoist priest meant to say that killing chickens is not done with a sledgehammer. Few of the generals of the princes in the four directions have learned Taoism, and children can quell wars!"

Guang Chengzi said: "Your Majesty, it happens that the four juniors are all here, why don't you send them to serve as vanguard officers in the four battles in the southeast, northwest, and north. The children are still young, so take this opportunity to exercise."

King Zhou still couldn't agree, "Does giving children experience means letting them kill people?"

On this point, Shi Ji actually agrees with Guang Chengzi, "Your Majesty, if you can't cut a jade, you can't make a weapon. The road to immortality is extremely difficult, and sometimes you have to fight to the death for a magic weapon! I just want to see more of the world now, so as not to In the future, you will lose your life in a hurry!"

Nezha, Yin Hong and Yin Jiao all looked eager to try.

The children should really let them go when they grow up. King Zhou sighed: "Okay! If the three children want to go, then go! But remember, you must put your own safety first."

Yin Hong and Yin Jiao responded excitedly: "I will obey the will of my father."

Nezha was also very excited, but after thinking about it, he still sat in his seat with his mouth pouted. "I said, I must let you beg me before I go to war!"

King Zhou said very calmly: "Nezha Li, I beg you, go to war!"

Nezha felt that this request was not sincere at all, so he rolled his eyes, "No! It doesn't sound sincere at all! You must make me a general before I can go to war."

King Zhou taught him a lesson: "Who are you threatening? Just don't go!"

Nezha rolled around in the middle of the hall and pretended to cry, "You are bad! Look at my parents and master who bully me when they are not in Chaoge! You are bad! You are a bad person!"

Guang Chengzi and Chi Jingzi looked at themselves differently, as if they were abusing young children.King Zhou had no choice but to say, "Get up and speak up!"

Nezha got up from the ground and ran to King Zhou and transmitted his voice, "You can make me a general! Otherwise, I will tell others about your sewing, braised chicken livers, duck feet, duck heads, and duck necks." !"

Nezha Li!You traitor!My duck neck is a waste for you to eat!

Although he secretly hated him, but for the dignity of a man, King Zhou still gritted his teeth and agreed, "You little heartless man, you are ruthless! When you go to war, I will give you a super powerful title, you just wait!"