[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

King Zhou didn't want to take concubines, and he didn't want to quarrel with Taishi Wen when he just returned to court.He smiled lightly, "There is no rush to accept the concubine, and we will discuss this matter later. Taishi, you have just returned to court with your teachers, and you have been exhausted all the way. Go back and have a good rest today! You will come back to court after you have rested." Not too late."

The grand master didn't want to disobey King Zhou's kindness, so he stopped being entangled in the matter of accepting the concubine, and left after accusing him of the crime.

After hearing that the grand master had left, King Zhou felt that the atmosphere in the entire court became much more relaxed.Wen Taishi's aura is too majestic, his eyes are wide open, and the corners of his mouth are pursed like he wants to eat people.He is simply a combination of the head teacher and parents of the high school, first lying at the door to peep if you have a good evening self-study!Then when you go home, your parents learn that you gossip in class, and immediately come to have a mixed doubles!

After hearing that the grand master had left, King Zhou continued to discuss state affairs with other ministers.After the court meeting was over, King Zhou ordered Wu Yun to find Jiang Ziya for a living, and he wanted to hold a banquet for Grand Master Wen to wash away the dust.

Wu Yun took the order and went, and Yang Jian came after a while.

King Zhou was busy, so he said to Yang Jian, "Sit down first, and I'll finish the job right away."

Yang Jian lifted up his robe and sat beside King Zhou, "I heard that you want to accept a concubine?"

King Zhou sniffed and smelled, "Why is there a vinegar smell in the air?"

Yang Jian pulled his hair in a bun, "Being a great king is a big deal! I want to enrich the harem!"

King Zhou held down his hair, "Don't pull it, don't pull it, I'm already ugly, if you pull me again, I'll be bald and ugly!" He pursed his lips and smirked, "Brother Zhenjun, look at my harem is empty And I have no heirs, or... you become a girl, enter the harem and give birth to a son for me!"

When Yang Jian didn't speak, King Zhou became even more energetic!

He picked up Yang Jian's chin with a pen, and grinned, "Little beauty! You just follow me! If you enter the palace, the widow will make you a queen!"

Yang Jian smiled, "Let's do this! Let's change, I will be King Zhou, you will play the role of woman, and you will give birth to me, you can have children, I am not picky."

King Zhou turned around and quickly changed the subject, "Ahem! What did you want to say just now? Oh! By the way! The work efficiency of your National Teacher Bureau is too low! You haven't given me a detailed and clear organizational structure until now! Director Yang! Why are you so careless about your work!"

Yang Jian rested his chin in his hands and said boredly: "What kind of structure? With Wu Yun, there are only three people in the State Teachers Bureau! Three people already have three departments, what more do you want?"

King Zhou sighed, "You said... Do I want to add Nezha to the National Teacher Bureau? Yesterday... I slept with him all night..."

Yang Jian: "Your tone can easily misunderstand me..."

King Zhou frowned, "What are you thinking! I am not a beast! I found that you have changed, you used to be very reserved! Very serious!"

"Do the math yourself, how long have I been with you. It is said that those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black. What do you think I can learn from you?"

King Zhou: What you said makes sense, but I am speechless...

Yang Jian said: "Okay, I'm not joking anymore. Didn't Nezha go back to Chentang Pass yesterday? Why did he sneak into the palace?"

King Zhou patted his thigh, "Just say yes! He insisted that I caused him to sleep on the hard bed for several months, and he would also try my soft bed."

Yang Jian frowned, "Where is he now? I'll send him back."

King Zhou yawned, "Why don't you send him away and let him stay in the National Teacher Bureau as a trainee national teacher. See how he behaves, and then consider whether to make him a formal national teacher."

Yang Jian pondered for a moment, "That's fine too. Nezha was born to be the vanguard of the army, and staying in Chaoge is beneficial to us."

King Zhou said: "I think so too. I also plan to let Bo Yikao continue to teach him and train him to be an all-rounder in civil and military affairs."

At this moment, the servant outside the door suddenly shouted: "Your Majesty, I heard that the grand master is asking to see you."

King Zhou panicked, he pushed Yang Jian, "Hurry up, hurry up! Hide quickly! I heard that Grand Master also has three eyes, don't let him see it!"

Yang Jian was helpless, "If you see it, you will see it! We haven't done anything shameful."

King Zhou said nervously: "No! He doesn't like you Chanjiao disciples!"

King Zhou pushed Yang Jian behind the screen with great effort.Yang Jian sighed, a thin screen couldn't stop him at all!He slowly disappeared, so that the Grand Master would not find out.

King Zhou announced Wen Taishi in, and Wen Taishi bowed respectfully after entering the door. "See Your Majesty."

King Zhou asked, "Is there something important about the grand master's sudden entry into the palace?"

The grand master said: "Qizou Your Majesty, after returning, the old minister learned from his colleagues what happened in Chaoge City in recent years. The old minister has a few words of advice to report to His Majesty."

King Zhou was grinning on his face, pouting in his heart.Uncle, I have already given you a vacation, can you take a good rest at home for a few days?

For the real King Zhou, Wen Taishi was like a father and a teacher.It is not easy for a fake King Zhou to win the old man's mind, so he smirked and said: "The Grand Master has something to say, so don't worry too much."

Grand Master Wen said caringly: "Your Majesty! Ever since you issued an edict of sin against yourself, you have worked diligently and cared for the people every day and slept soundly. The old minister was also very pleased when he heard about it. It's just that state affairs can never be finished. Your Majesty must cherish it." Body!"

Wen Taishi looked at the dark circles under King Zhou's eyes full of worry, and King Zhou smiled dryly and touched his eyes.

I'm so sorry, it's not about hard work, it's about Princess Huanzhu of Journey to the West.

"Hehe, the Grand Master doesn't have to worry about the widow, the widow usually pays attention to health preservation."

Grand Master Wen nodded with satisfaction, "Your Majesty is as good as you know. The old minister is here today, and the second thing is about Nine-Tailed Fox and the National Teacher Bureau."

King Zhou hurriedly spoke good words to Yang Jian and the others, "Director Yang once saved me, and Minister Jiang is a very kind old man. The widow doesn't allow them to interfere in the government affairs. The Grand Master doesn't have to worry about the affairs of the National Teacher Bureau."

Wen Taishi said: "Your Majesty's decision is naturally not a problem. The old minister just put forward a small opinion. I will not mention the matter of the National Teacher Bureau. How many loyal ministers have been killed by the nine-tailed fox? If your majesty does not wake up, I'm afraid The whole world will be destroyed by Daji. Now that the Nine-Tailed Fox is being raised in the National Teacher Bureau with good food and drink, what are the feelings of those murdered bitter masters? If it goes on for a long time, won't they harbor resentment?"

Of course, King Zhou also understood this truth, but the Nine-Tailed Fox came to Chaoge under the order of Empress Nuwa, so he couldn't just kill it when he ran out, right?

Besides, no matter whether others say that he is hypocritical or that his moral values ​​are questionable, he does not want to kill people.

Wen Taishi was right, but King Zhou was not a qualified politician.

"What the grand master said is reasonable, but the nine-tailed fox has other uses, and the widow can't kill it yet."

Wen Taishi looked at King Zhou silently, the third eye on his forehead opened a gap, and a ray of white light shot out from his third eye.

King Zhou sat there with a calm expression.After a while, Grand Master Wen closed his third eye, bowed his head and bowed his hands in salute, "Since Your Majesty has made up his mind, I would like to obey His Majesty's instructions."

King Zhou sighed in his heart. If he had to choose who cares most about this country, it must be Grand Master Wen.King Zhou felt a little guilty for rejecting this humerus old minister.

Wen Taishi once again mentioned the issue of the National Teachers Bureau, "Your Majesty, although there are only three people in the National Teachers Bureau, they are all from the sect of Chanjiao, which is not safe. Most of the people in Chanjiao seem to be honest, but they are actually treacherous. "

King Zhou did not expect that the dispute between elucidating and cutting off teachings would start at this time.

He was just about to persuade Grand Master Wen, when his servant came in again and reported: "Your Majesty, Minister Jiang is asking to see you."

Wen Taishi said: "Your Majesty, what a coincidence, the old minister also wants to meet this Minister Jiang."

King Zhou waved his hand at the servant with a bitter face, "Let Minister Jiang come in!"

Wen Taishi can be said to be a radical model worker, and Jiang Ziya is a moderate model worker. When the two model workers collide, brilliant sparks will definitely erupt!But King Zhou didn't want to see them gorgeous!He just wanted to get a good night's sleep!He doesn't want to be a model worker!

Jiang Ziya entered the door and saluted, "Your Majesty, I have been ordered to calculate the auspicious day, and it will be a good day in three days. We can hold a banquet to clean up the dust for Grand Master Wen."

King Zhou smiled and said, "Great kindness! Thank you Minister Jiang for your hard work. Go back first! I have nothing else to trouble you here." King Zhou was afraid that they would open a Shura field here, and he would drive them away before Jiang Ziya said anything else. Walk.

"Slow down!" Wen Taishi kept Jiang Ziya, "Minister Jiang is able to pinch and count, and he is a national teacher in Chaoge, so he must be an outstanding disciple of Chanjiao, right?"

Jiang Ziya saw that the grand master didn't seem to be very pleasing to the eye. He snorted coldly: "I teach my disciples profound Taoism. Calling wind and rain, killing demons and demons is just a piece of cake. Ziya has the worst qualifications in teaching, and everyone Senior brother is far behind."

Grand Master Wen said with a smile: "That's just right, I'm also the worst qualified in the Jiejiao, why don't you and I have a competition, so that I can see how powerful the Chanjiao disciples are!"

King Zhou hurriedly persuaded them, "Everyone regards peace as the most important thing. They are all officials in the same dynasty. Don't fight, and discuss things easily."

Wen Taishi and Jiang Ziya didn't want to discredit Shimen, and they didn't want to be known as timid and fearful, so they ignored King Zhou.Finally Wen Taishi said: "Your Majesty, it's just an ordinary competition, and it won't hurt the friendship between Minister Jiang and me." He asked Jiang Ziya, "Minister Jiang, there is an open space in front of Shouxian Palace. Look where it is." how?"

Jiang Ziya nodded, "It's just right there, Grand Master, please!"

"Minister Jiang invited me."

The two of them went out after a brief discussion. King Zhou immediately ordered his servants, "Quick! Drive away everyone near the Shouxian Palace, and don't let them pass!"

After everyone in the hall had left, Yang Jian frowning and flashed out from behind the screen.

King Zhou was in a hurry, "Go and start a fight! The two old men are going to fight! Don't blow your brains out!"

Yang Jian said: "Don't worry! I'll go and have a look! The two of them have a sense of propriety, they should just exchange ideas and not make a big fuss."

King Zhou felt that his hairline moved back again, "I'm so old, and I'm still so passionate! Do you think that the conflict between elucidating teachings and cutting off teachings is too great? Was it like this in the last Conferred God War?"

Yang Jian shook his head, "It doesn't seem so serious...I'll go back to Yuquan Mountain in a few days to have a look!"

Yang Jian went out to look at the two old men, don't let them make things worse, King Zhou wanted to follow him but was pushed back by Yang Jian, "Don't go! If you go, you won't be able to persuade them, but it will damage your dignity."

Yang Jian came back not long after he went out, and King Zhou asked anxiously, "How is it? Are you all right?"

Yang Jian sighed, "My uncle is not very good at fighting, and I was beaten to the ground by Wen Taishi's three punches and two kicks. There is no need to persuade the fight, the gap is too big, and I can't fight."

King Zhou said blankly: "Oh? Oh! That's...very good."

After a while, the refreshed Taishi Wen and the listless Jiang Ziya came back.Wen Taishi cupped his hands and said: "Your Majesty! Please allow the old minister and Minister Jiang to lead 30 soldiers and horses each to attack the four hundred princes in the southeast!"

King Zhou pursed his lips, he was too energetic!Wife is exuberant!You have such great energy, it is not a problem to go home and give birth to seven or eight children!

King Zhou asked lazily, "Why did you suddenly think of going to suppress the rebellion?"

Jiang Ziya replied: "I lost the competition just now. Although my minister's Taoism is not as subtle as Wen Taishi's, but I am no worse than anyone else in leading troops to fight!"

It is a good thing that someone is willing to fight against the rebellion for him, and King Zhou immediately agreed. "You must be very careful when you go out to battle, I am waiting for news of your victory in the capital!"

Just like that, Grand Master Wen was about to lead another expedition before he had time to eat his reception banquet.

King Zhou personally sent him and Jiang Ziya to the gate of the city.

Before Wen Taishi left, he said to King Zhou: "Your Majesty, I saw that you have changed a lot since I came back. But now you are more like the late emperor. I am very lucky to see you!"

I heard the grand master said this several times, and King Zhou said to him: "The grand master is my teacher, and I will always keep your teachings in my heart."

Grand Master Wen waved his hand, "No! No! The old minister is also at fault. The old minister has always regarded you as a child, watched you firmly, and refused to let you leave the old minister for half a step. But the old minister forgot, the young bird can only be pushed. Only by going down the cliff can you become an eagle soaring in the clouds! You have experienced what happened to Daji, and you act more resolutely and decisively, this is the demeanor of a king of a country!"

King Zhou was just a counterfeit, but he was moved by Wen Taishi's painstaking efforts.

Grand Master Wen suddenly smiled mischievously, "The old minister is not an old fool who just relies on his seniority to do whatever he wants! Jiang Ziya was provoked by the old minister to put down the rebellion. Your Majesty is waiting for the good news of the two of us coming back from the rebellion! This is also This old minister can do a little bit for His Majesty!"

King Zhou straightened his robes and bowed solemnly to Grand Master Wen.When he raised his head, the army had already walked away slowly, and the dirt road outside Chaoge City was billowing with smoke and dust, only the military flag with the word "Wen" written on it could still be seen clearly.