[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

By pinching Jiang Ziya's weakness, King Zhou no longer has to worry about Jiang Ziya coming out to bother him!Even Wu Yun specially presented a hunk of pearls to King Zhou, thanking His Majesty for reducing his workload.

King Zhou accepted the pearl and sighed in his heart. As the old saying goes, ginger is still old and spicy!Look at how old Jiang tortured Wu Yun into!To lighten his workload, he actually gave me a pearl!

King Zhou secretly decided in his heart that whoever dares to provoke him in the future, let Lao Jiang take them to work!

When Jiang Ziya mentioned Nezha, King Zhou also felt that Nezha should be released.Although he seldom leaves the palace, he knows all about Nezha's condition.Nezha went out to work during the day and returned to the cell at night, and Bo Yikao would teach him how to play the piano.Bo Yikao's obstinate person went out to work with him every day, and saw that he had three color numbers, and changed from a white-faced niche to a black-faced scholar.

According to Yang Jian, Boyi Kao and the supervisor's report, Nezha's hostility is no longer so severe, and it seems that it should be improved.It happened that King Zhou had nothing to do, and the memorials were all approved.So he took Yang Jian out of the palace, intending to let Nezha go home himself.

The bridge outside the city has almost been repaired, and Nezha and the others are doing some finishing work.

In the crowd, King Zhou saw Nezha at a glance. One was because he was short, and the other was because he was the whitest.In the scorching summer, everyone else was sunburned into charcoal, but he was still white and tender.

King Zhou asked his servant to call Nezha over, and Nezha put down his work, walked up to King Zhou and Yang Jian and remained silent.

King Zhou asked, "Do you know you made a mistake?"

Nezha said calmly, "Understood."

King Zhou sighed, with such a clear face, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like he knew his mistake. "Your sentence has expired, the widow is here today to let you go. After returning home, study hard and practice martial arts, and don't do evil for no reason, otherwise you will kill yourself and your family."

Nezha stared at King Zhou with wide eyes, as if he didn't believe that he could let him go so easily.

Yang Jian took out the Huntian Ribbon and the Qiankun Circle, and King Zhou took these two magic weapons and handed them to Nezha.

"In the past, when your master handed over these two treasures to you, I don't know how he felt. But today, the widow handed over the treasures to you to tell you that the truly powerful will not bully the weak."

Nezha took the magic weapon, and he asked King Zhou, "You are the king of a country, and you are also very powerful, but haven't you also bullied the weak? It hasn't been a few days since Pao Lao Zhi Xing was demolished?"

Hearing such a sharp question, King Zhou smiled instead, "Is this what Boyi taught you? He is a good teacher. Yes, I am also very powerful. The life and death of the people in the world are only in my mind. Because I I made a mistake, so I don’t want you to make the same mistake. This can be regarded as advice from a person who has fallen!”

Yang Jian pointed behind him, "Nezha, do you see who is here?"

Nezha stood on tiptoe and looked back. It was Li Jing and his wife who came.

"Father! Mother!"

Nezha rushed over, and Li Jing and Yin hugged him and burst into tears.

Yin said: "My good boy, we always come to watch you secretly. We are afraid that your heart will soften when we see you, so we don't show up."

Li Jing also said: "This time the king is merciful and let you out, so don't make trouble in the future. Let me and your mother rest easy!"

Nezha nodded obediently, "Don't worry, parents, Nezha will never do this again."

Seeing the reunion of their family of three, King Zhou said: "Li Jing, Chentangguan cannot be separated from people, and you should go back as the commander-in-chief."

Li Jing said: "Yes, I will follow His Majesty's will. Li Jing will take his wife and children back to Chentang Pass tomorrow morning."

When Nezha left, Bo Yikao didn't have to continue working here. He came to meet King Zhou with the Nine-Tailed Fox in his arms.

King Zhou praised: "You have done a good job. It is thanks to you that Nezha can make such a big change."

Bo Yikao shook his head modestly, "Your Majesty is serious, this is what a humble official should do. Besides, Nezha is only young, and his family spoils him a bit. Some things are just a little bit by the humble official, and he will understand."

Seeing that Bo Yikao was so capable, considerate, and virtuous, King Zhou was ashamed to transfer him to Zuo Xue.

After thinking for a while, King Zhou said: "Nezha has returned home, and your mission has been completed. I will give you two months' vacation and rest well. After two months, you will return to Youxue to teach."

Bo Yikao said with a smile: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your understanding."

King Zhou looked at the nine-tailed fox in Bo Yikao's arms again. It had not been seen for several months, and its bald fur grew back.If you look closely, it seems that you are much fatter than before.King Zhou said to Nine-Tailed Fox: "You have been out for a long time, come back with me!"

The nine-tailed fox tried its best to squeeze into Bo Yikao's arms, but his head was pressed into Bo Yikao's neck and could not come out.

Bo Yikao patted it on the back, "Your Majesty, I get along well with Nine-Tailed Fox, can I let him stay by my side?"

King Zhou thought to himself, another handsome boy was stunned under the fur of a nine-tailed fox. Is this a lack of morality or a loss of humanity?

"No! It's my fur, not yours!"

King Zhou snatched the nine-tailed fox, stuffed it into his arms, and took it away.Bo Yikao was stunned, His Majesty looked like a concubine vying for favor in the harem, why such a tone?Besides, some furs are also raised by me!How come it has nothing to do with me!

King Zhou left, and Yang Jian stayed and explained to Bo Yikao: "Your Majesty is joking, don't mind. The nine-tailed fox is hard to get rid of, and it is not safe to stay by your side. Your Majesty is also afraid that you will be confused by the fox. "

Bo Yikao nodded in disappointment, "I understand your Majesty's painstaking efforts, thank you for reminding me."

Yang Jian smiled nonchalantly, "It's good that you can understand, young master." After speaking, he left.

On the way back, King Zhou threw the nine-tailed fox to Jiang Ziya, who didn't know how to pity and cherish jade, and dared not cheat.Let Jiang Ziya order the Nine-Tailed Fox casually, you are welcome.When King Zhou left, the Nine-Tailed Fox lay on the door frame and shouted tearfully, "Your Majesty! I will obey you from now on! Please don't treat me like this!"

King Zhou waved at her, "Go back! Xiao Jiu! Be a good demon, and one day you will become a national teacher like Minister Jiang! I believe in you!"

After solving the problem of Nezha and Nine-Tailed Fox, King Zhou is in a great mood!He pulled Yang Jian to change his attire, had a good time in Chaoge City, and didn't return to the palace until the sun went down.

The day before was very happy, but the next day was miserable. King Zhou went to court in the morning and approved memorials in the afternoon, and he was busy until the moon rose in the east before taking a break.

Ever since Pan'er became King Zhou, he and Yang Jian have slept in separate rooms.King Zhou looked at the moon hanging in the sky and felt sad.Every day he wakes up earlier than chickens, sleeps later than dogs, without the nourishment of nightlife, he feels that his delicate flower is about to wither.

Sighing pretentiously, King Zhou pushed open the door of the bedroom and entered the house.After a simple wash, King Zhou changed his clothes and went to bed.

Spreading his limbs, King Zhou heaved a sigh of relief.He turned over and became lying on his side, his hand seemed to touch a fleshy arm, and it was so thin!

A layer of cold sweat broke out on King Zhou's body.coming!The scene of concubine, which is necessary in court dramas, has arrived!Someone must see that I am pure-hearted and ascetic, so they want to trap me in injustice!

Pulling out the dagger hidden under the pillow, King Zhou shouted, "Who is it! Come out!"

A small white arm stretched out from the bed, Nezha rubbed his eyes and complained: "What are you shouting! I just fell asleep!"

King Zhou went mad, "What are you doing here? Didn't you go home with your parents today?"

Nezha tilted his head, "You made me sleep in the prison cell for so long, you don't think I just go home in such a dismal way, do you? You made me sleep on a hard bed, and I want to sleep on your soft bed, that's what counts. fair!"

Never heard such a fair theory!

King Zhou picked him up and put him on the ground, "Hurry up! My bed is not for everyone!"

Nezha jumped back on the bed again, "I won't go! Isn't your bed also made of boards? Why can't I sleep!"

King Zhou was so sleepy that he was almost hallucinating, and he really didn't have the energy to tangle with Nezha. He waved his hand, "All right, all right! Go to sleep! There's still a quilt in the bed, don't snatch it from me!"

Nezha snorted and pulled the quilt over his body.King Zhou fell asleep with his back turned to him, but Nezha pushed him awake, "tell me a story! I can't sleep!"

King Zhou was so sleepy that he lost his shape. He said perfunctorily, "What kind of story do you listen to before going to bed, a dignified man? How embarrassing!"

Nezha got up and shook him vigorously, "No! I'm at home, and my mother will tell me stories before going to bed! Bo Yikao even told me stories when I was in prison! Although the stories are boring, they are all What kind of etiquette, loyalty and filial piety is not fun!"

King Zhou was about to be shaken to pieces by him, he begged for mercy, "Okay! I'll tell you a story!"

King Zhou thought about it, children should like Monkey King, so let's tell the story of Monkey King!

He stuffed Nezha under the quilt, "Let me tell you a story about learning scriptures! Once upon a time! There was a mountain of flowers and fruits, and there was a water curtain cave in the mountain of flowers and fruits, and there was a monkey king in the cave...he..."

Speaking of this, King Zhou suddenly shut his mouth. Monkey King is most famous for making havoc in the Heavenly Palace.What if Nezha learns from others?Even if he won't win the Heavenly Court, then he won't be able to overthrow me, a big slave owner!

Thinking of this, King Zhou's words turned a corner, "This beautiful monkey king has queens and concubines, as well as princesses and princes, just like the kings in the world. One day he went out to hunt, a beautiful female monkey He rushed out suddenly, his fifth prince accidentally shot an arrow at the girl..."

Nezha interrupted him, "Why don't monkeys go hunting? Aren't they all hunting tigers and wolves?"

King Zhou said impatiently, "I am anthropomorphic, and the Monkey King is going out to play too! Do you want to listen to the story?"

Nezha reluctantly said, "Okay...you continue talking."

"The monkey king originally thought this female monkey was an assassin, but he didn't expect that she had several tokens on her body. The monkey king realized after seeing that she is my long-lost daughter!"

Nezha burst out laughing, "What are you talking about! It's too ridiculous!"

"Stop listening to it if you think it's bullshit! Go to sleep!"

Nezha was quiet for a while. King Zhou closed his eyes and was about to fall asleep. He suddenly asked again, "What happened to that female monkey?"

King Zhou was so troubled by him that he passed away, "Later, the monkey king took this female monkey back and named her Princess Huanzhu. What happened! He made a mistake! This female monkey was not his daughter at all, his daughter Living a poor life outside the Water Curtain Cave..."

Just talk and talk like this, and when Nezha fell asleep, it would be dawn soon.King Zhou squinted for a while, and was about to get up and go to court again.

He cheered up and went to Shouxian Palace. King Zhou yawned one after another.

Wu Chengwang Huang Feihu stepped forward to report energetically, "Your Majesty, there was an urgent military report last night, and the Grand Master has returned from Beihai triumphantly."

King Zhou was overjoyed when he heard this, and asked, "When will the Grand Master enter the city?"

Huang Feihu said: "It is estimated that I have entered the city now, and I should be outside the palace gate in two quarters of an hour."

King Zhou ordered, "The civil and military officials and I will go to the gate of the palace to greet you!"

All the courtiers followed King Zhou to wait outside the palace gate. After a short wait, a burly old man with a long gray beard rode a black unicorn and led the army slowly towards King Zhou.

Seeing that King Zhou sent someone to greet him, before he could get to him, the old man turned over and got off the ground, and quickly walked to King Zhou to salute.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty came out of the palace to greet him in person, and the old minister was terrified."

King Zhou laughed and said: "I heard that the grand master has worked hard and made great achievements, but it's nothing more than going out to meet him a few steps."

King Zhou took Taishi Wen's hand and ministers back to Shouxian Palace, and Taishi Wen said to King Zhou: "Your Majesty, the old minister is alone, and he can only hear about the affairs of Chaoge City from the mansion newspaper every year. I heard that you dote on Daji and use Fei Zhongyouhun and other treacherous people. The heart of the old minister seems to be suspended in mid-air. Fortunately, His Majesty regained his sobriety. I am a good minister and a villain. Your Majesty is happy! The old minister has finally lived up to the entrustment of the late emperor!"

King Zhou comforted him, "Grand Master, these are over, don't think too much about it."

Grand Master Wen waved his hand, "Your Majesty, after entering the city, I heard that you have established a National Teacher Bureau, and there are plans to expand it in the future. Also, who are the director Yang Jian and the minister Jiang Ziya?"

"Oh! They are all disciples of Chanjiao, and the Grand Master is a disciple of Jiejiao. You should all know each other."

Wen Taishi snorted disdainfully, "Explanation of education... Heh!"

Uncle, your voice is really mocking, you know that?

Wen Taishi said to King Zhou: "Your Majesty, if you need capable people and strangers, the veterans are well-known in the Jiejiao and can recommend them for you. Why use them to explain the disciples?"

King Zhou smiled awkwardly and politely, "Minister Jiang and Director Yang are here, and it's not nice to drive them away. Let's do this for the National Teachers Bureau first! We'll discuss this later. "

Grand Master Wen nodded, "Alright. Your Majesty, I heard that the two princes are missing. Is there such a thing?"

King Zhou nodded, "Yes. But the two princes should still be alive, and I will be reunited with them one day."

Grand Master Wen sighed, "This is the end of the matter, it's useless to say more. Your Majesty, now your harem is empty, do you want to recruit a few more newcomers, and regenerate a few princes to inherit the throne in the future? After all, the two princes, I don't know when they will come back ah!"

King Zhou rubbed his dark circles and thought angrily: There are always treacherous officials who want to change the widow's sexual orientation!Widows just don't have children!Just don't give birth!Unless Xiao Erlang is willing to give birth to me!