One Hundred Marriages in One Thought

(ten)

It's a brainstorm.

How to quickly and effectively come up with a method within 5 minutes and seduce your own idiot?There seems to be a saying that as long as you stare at the other person affectionately for ten seconds, he will be bewitched to kiss him unconsciously.

Krist made up his mind quickly, blinking his round eyes and staring at people.One second, two seconds, three seconds...

"Pfft!" He turned his head and laughed on Singto's shoulder.This method doesn't work, I can't keep an eye on him, especially when he is still in the circle and doesn't respond at all.

This is also a physical competition.

Singto has a bag on his arm, his wife's buttocks on his hand, and his wife's arm on his neck. This situation is described in literary terms as "the burden that life cannot bear."

But he was helpless on the surface, and a little proud in his heart: Look, my brother is always so clingy to me.

"What's the matter?"

Krist, who was laughing, quickly recovered his serious face, raised his head to look at singto, and suddenly remembered another thing: "Oh, yes, I have already thought about which song to sing." The two of them will have a platform event in a few days, and they have been talking about it for a while. I didn't discuss what song to sing.

"Which song?"

""[-] Ways to Die an Ex-Boyfriend"." So you know, be careful on set.

"..." Sounds like I did something wrong? Singto almost fell into the trap, and then found the key point of rebuttal at the moment when he fell into the wind, and vigorously turned the situation around.He glared fiercely at his younger brother: "Nonsense! I'm your husband! Why is he an 'ex' boyfriend!" Pay attention, this fierce act must be imposing, otherwise the skinny boy will not be afraid of people.At the same time, he also took advantage of the opportunity to put the leather child on the shoe cabinet to sit - this child has become heavy recently, and if he is held for a while longer, his hands will probably shake.

Sure enough, Pilawa was scared all of a sudden, knowing that he was pretending to be fierce, but also felt that she had made a mistake, shrunk her head, and then reached out to cover Singto's eyes coquettishly: "Short oil! Wrong word, mistake, Don't get entangled in these details, come on, give me a kiss." As she spoke, she leaned forward and took a sip, and licked it...and another.

"..."

Seeing that Singto didn't respond, Krist felt a little regretful—ah, the mission failed.He let go of his eyes: "I won't play with you anymore, let's go, I'm late pJane scolding you... eh?..."

The person who had regained his light suddenly became the hostess, pinching the little turtle's neck from behind to prevent him from shrinking back, and kissing him until his brain was starved of oxygen: "You are sincere... making trouble... you don't want me to go to work... right... "It took a long time to finish a sentence intermittently.

"Hey hey hey, why is your voice a bit hoarse?" The little turtle panted as calmly as possible. At first, he wanted to flirt a little more, but he was afraid when he saw the other party approaching him again, and pushed him away with his arms. : "Stop, stop! We're going to be late!...stop..."

After finally pushing the hungry wolf out of the door, Krist shook himself three times: "Hey, I'm so hardworking, I can even do things like 'seduce'. But... it seems to be quite fun. ?You can consider playing it again when you look back!

After losing his temper, Krist hummed a little song and went to work to practice singing.Seeing Miss Yuyui, he whistled like a hooligan: "Ma Ma, I haven't seen you for two days, and you look pretty again."

"It's a pity that no matter how beautiful I am, I can't attract you to come to the company earlier. 'Singing', I think you don't eat lunch today."

"Don't! I've actually arrived a long time ago. I just went to learn to sing with Dad. Really, look at my sincere eyes."

"...Look, you learn from this guy." The decathlon character is actually a decathlon-but he has devoted himself to singing, dancing and paddling for ten years-fans still love to watch him paddle water!In short, the various reversals in him made him helpless.

Krist quacked happily: "Don't worry, Ma Ma, when I learn from him, I will take the best and discard the dross. I was inspired by him just now and had a good idea."

"What idea? About what?"

"Secret~"

Just now I went to play in Dad's office, and saw that the search records on his computer were actually "Marriage Proposal Strategies", so I hurriedly pushed him into the empty karaoke room, and after a meal of threats and lures, I realized that my good buddy actually planned to propose? !

"Is this a 'prodigal son'?...Ah, no, that's not the word...Oh, I can't even imagine that you will get married one day."

"If you can tie it, why can't I?"

"But you... are you too unscrupulous? Why should such a good girl marry you?"

Off almost wanted to beat him up: "That's why I have to propose! You little brat doesn't understand, you haven't even proposed a marriage, you understand what a fart."

"Aww!" One sentence suddenly awakened the dreamer, and Krist realized that he had suffered a big loss. I didn't even have the chance to propose in this life? ? ?

I was upset, so I took my dad and started "crying ghosts and howling wolves" in the karaoke room.

Of course, ghost crying and howling wolves are also divided into professional and amateur.Both of them are obviously professional level.Both of them joined the band at school, and now they randomly picked up the guitar and drum set in the room and howled impromptuly, which is actually a bit nice.

When Krist was howling vigorously in the karaoke room, it was the time when Singto was very busy.Originally, this drama carefully selected a role of passer-by for myself, but it was snatched away by pJane, a "professional passer-by", and only left him with a third male role.

"Can't I play a barbecue uncle, milk tea brother or something?"

"Your fans don't agree, and the sponsor's fathers don't agree either."

"Okay." Bending for five buckets of rice.So I have to run projects for the team, watch and shoot dramas on the set, and study the lines of the third male lead, oh, and also take time to be the cameraman of the crew... Singto is very busy.

After being busy day by day, sometimes I don’t even bother to read the line, and can only reply to a lot of messages at once when I can only read.So it is inevitable that the feelings of some younger brothers will be ignored.

Krist said it was okay, but felt a little empty in his heart.Especially when I am not busy and he is busy, I want to be a demon: when I am straightforward, I just ask fans to "ask him if he wants me"; more often, I talk about him, such as tweeting from time to time , ask fans "what are you doing", or record the little things you encounter on the Internet and wait for someone to comfort you, or even post a photo of yourself naked... In short, when doing these things, what you look forward to is that a certain "fan" "s concern.

However, that particular "fan" is busy and doesn't always respond on time.