One Hundred Marriages in One Thought

(nine)

Krist walked home aggrieved and within 5 minutes, Singto came back.He trotted in the door, still breathing, and the T-shirt on his chest was wet with sweat.

"Why so fast?" I was still angry, "Besides, why are you running? Look at the sweat."

"Ah, if you run two steps faster, the ice cream will melt less." Singto handed him the box in his hand, acting like you don't even understand this principle.

What a fool! Krist wiped the sweat off his face with his hands, and scolded: "Have you finished giving away that little vixen of yours?"

"Who?"

"Who else could it be."

"...Oh, what a vixen, don't talk nonsense. I didn't deliver it, so I took him to the intersection and told him to go straight ahead. There is only one station near our house, so you can't go wrong. I just went Next to 7-11."

"Pfft," Krist dug a spoonful of ice cream into his mouth, and still couldn't help laughing, "Don't they say you're rude?"

"No, I explained that you are in a bad mood today, I'll buy you some sweets to make you feel better." Singto said while licking the spoon in Krist's hand, and asked him, "Are you feeling better?"

This idiot could see my thoughts, Krist smiled with his eyebrows lowered.My husband is so stupid, I think he can make Xiaosan vomit blood with anger, it seems that my main palace is useless.Xianhui scooped up another scoop of ice cream and brought it to his mouth: "Hey, I reward you with another bite."

"Don't eat, I'm going to take a shower. It's too cold and you can eat less. You can only eat this bucket this week. After eating, put away the clothes on the balcony." Turning around and walking, he took off his T-shirt, showing an attractive muscle lines.

Krist bit the spoon and admired the muscular lines of the naked man's back for a while, and when Singto walked to the door of the bathroom, he stopped him again: "Wait!—Come back."

"what?"

"Come here, I have something to do." The little milk's voice was irresistible.

So singto had no choice but to walk back.

——So Krist admired the frontal lines of the naked man again, and then asked: "Do you think you love me or the vixen?"

"……What's wrong with you?"

Krist himself was laughing, and when he finished, he strangled Singto's neck and acted like a baby: "Say it quickly, I won't let you go if you don't. I'm jealous. According to a survey, jealousy is the second biggest killer affecting family harmony."

"What is the number one killer?"

"Look, you really don't love me anymore! Don't even ask me why I'm jealous!"

Singto rolled his eyes, pulled off the naughty man around his neck, turned around and left: "Why are you jealous." After walking two steps, he turned back to provoke him: "He is not as good-looking as you."

"As expected, you are only interested in my face, superficial!"

……

Fighting, chattering, making noise, singto feels that there is nothing more reassuring than this.

Of course, it's one thing to be reassuring to your husband, but it's another thing to use small tricks on your husband when necessary.This is the idea that krist was forcefully brainwashed after chatting with his buddies.

When Krist was chatting with Fatty that day, he was amazed by many good methods of palace fighting. Every time he heard a story, he lamented that his three views had been subverted.

"By the way, how do you know so much?"

"Nonsense, have you never eaten pork or seen a pig run away! Besides, you think everyone is right with you, you are so stupid to die? If it weren't for the long reflex arc of your singto, your husband would have been seduced countless times. "

There are too many slots, so Krist had no choice but to start with the simplest rebuttal: "Yeah, you're stupid, but psing is smart, and he doesn't like anyone but me."

That being said, Krist still took a little care in this love defense battle.He thought that there would always be someone who would go on and on to do things like Xiaosan. Since the expulsion could not be finished, he should find a way from his husband to make him unable to leave him.

So, on the first day when singto joined the group, the first step of Krist's plan was to "seduce" her husband, making him restless and thinking about herself all day long.

Originally, he wanted to get up early in the morning to make breakfast for him, and to act virtuous before seducing him.But he didn't wake up until Singto put on his shoes and was about to go out, so he hurriedly got up from the bed and jumped on Singto: "Wait!"

"What's the matter?" Singto quickly supported him, his wife was so noisy early in the morning, it seemed that his back didn't hurt anymore.

"Just..." It's over, I forgot to ask the fat man how to "seduce". Krist had no choice but to rely on himself, closing his eyes and trying hard to recall the seduction scenes in various TV dramas.

Singto thought he hadn't woken up yet: "Don't send me off, go to bed again if you're sleepy, and I'll call to wake you up before I have to go to work."

No, no, don't interrupt my train of thought. Krist shook his head, opened his eyes and looked at the person in front of him.

"I can't support you anymore, come down quickly."

"No, just wait a little longer." I haven't made up my mind yet.

"..." What the hell is going on again? This is it.

I don't know why I am so nervous, I insist on challenging what I am not good at. Krist glanced at the clock, afraid that Singto would be late on the first day of joining the group, so he said: Pilawa!I'll give you another 5 minutes, you must complete the seduction task!

Extra

k: The number one killer affecting family harmony is distrust among family members.

S: Oh, is there any data to support this survey?Is the sample large enough?Is it credible?

k: Unbelievable, the author made it up.But what the hell is going on with your brain circuit?You shouldn't even think about how much I trust you!

S: Do you even need to think about it?

K: ...OK, you win.