report the teacher he cheated

Just when everyone in the class was overwhelmed by the outrageous sentence "I've been guarding this person for the rest of my life", Lao Gao hurried in with the lesson plan in hand, and saw that the class was in a scene of group fights every minute , he stopped immediately.

"What are you doing! Class is on!"

Then he dully discovered the door to the dead body floor.

Lao Gao knelt down in a trance, touched the door frame in disbelief, raised his head, and asked tremblingly, "You...why are you tearing down the door?"

Seeing that the usually gentle Lao Gao's face was flushed with anger, and the volcano was about to erupt in the next moment, Gu Yu touched his head irritably, ready to be sprayed by the dean all afternoon, when he was about to admit that it was him, Yan Lv who was at the side suddenly stood up.

"Mr. Gao, I'm sorry, I accidentally kicked it."

Yan Lu lowered his head, his brows were rarely seen obediently, as if he had really made a mistake, he bit his lip deeply, and still clenched his hands nervously.

He whispered again, "I will lose money, please forgive me, teacher."

Damn, does Oscar owe this tyrant a golden man... Ling Rui originally wanted to take the blame for Gu Yu, but he didn't expect Yan Lv to be so good, and his acting skills were so outstanding that even the audience believed him.

Gu Yu seemed to have been immobilized, his hands were still fixed on his head in a daze, maintaining the movement of touching his head, he turned his head sideways, staring at Yan Lv's face motionless.

In fact, what Yan Lu looks like, he can outline it in his empty mind when he closes his eyes, even the small mole next to his eye can be accurately located.

He stopped to look back at this face when passing by in the crowd, he saw it through the glass when Yan Lu was sitting by the window with his head down reading a book, and he was sitting there when Yan Lu was serving coffee for others while working part-time. Seen in the most remote corners.

but……

But he'd never seen him that close.

It seemed that if he moved his face shamelessly, he could kiss him.

He felt that if he got any closer than one centimeter, all his "don't care" and "don't care" pretense would be defeated in an instant.

"Ah?... Yan Lu is you?" What happened unexpectedly, Lao Gao was dumbfounded, and he asked back in disbelief, "...Why did you kick the door?"

"Because the door was locked, they wouldn't open it when I knocked."

"Who? Who locked the door?!"

Yan Lu looked puzzled, he secretly glanced at the monkey in the far right row, but did not speak.

Lao Gao instantly understood. He pointed at the monkey with question marks on his face and shouted, "Hou Liang, come out!"

Damn it, Ling Rui thought in his heart, he wanted to persuade Xueba students to enter the entertainment industry as soon as possible, and not to waste their time in the Xueba world and lose their youthful hair.

Hou Liang was taken out by Lao Gao to teach him earnestly. Lao Gao seemed to yell at people a lot and had a very fierce temper, but he always spoke softly and focused on psychological warfare when admonishing others, so Hou Liang came back again. When I arrived in the classroom, I didn't look like I had been scolded, but I felt like a spring breeze.

"This new head teacher is very gentle."

Hou Liang said this to his deskmate, then fell asleep under Lao Gao's "gentle" gaze, and went to see Duke Zhou without hesitation for a second.

Lao Gao: "..." A child cannot be taught!He is also angry!

Seeing Lao Gao training the monkey outside with thunder and rain, Yan Lv turned his head and looked at Gu Yu who was stunned. His eyes met, and Gu Yu's ears slowly burned.

Yan Lu broke the slightly ambiguous atmosphere when he opened his mouth, "Don't worry, brat, I won't give you a chance to be lazy in the dean's office."

"..."

Gu Yu forcibly turned his head back.

"Study hard, Lao Gao should be able to assign 5 questions later, you first write down the steps you know, but I will tell you later."

As soon as Gu Yu heard [learning], especially the word [mathematics], he reflexively started to have a migraine.

"Can you shut up? Can't I be moved quietly?"

"Oh...then let me remind you one last thing: damage to public property will result in compensation."

"…To shut up!"

A smile flashed across Yan Lu's eyes, and the corners of his lips curled up slightly unconsciously, and his frowning brows also relaxed. For some reason, he thought it would be interesting to annoy the little hedgehog next to him.

Still not as interesting as math.

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Lao Gao is a mathematics teacher, and he is well-known throughout the school for his degree of responsibility. His theory is that mathematics is a tormenting goblin. You don't need to love it, but you must conquer it.

Every time the class's math results come out, he can either recite them in order or recite them in reverse order.

After coming to Class 18, No.1 in order and No.1 in reverse order became his focus.

These two glorious firsts were naturally claimed by Yan Lu and Gu Yu.

Gu Yu started to feel drowsy from the time Lao Gao read the first word. To be honest, he didn't have any opinions on Lao Gao, but he had a natural galvanized protective layer on mathematics. into the kind.

Since the first three rows were empty and there was no popularity at all, Lao Gao kept spinning and jumping in the last three rows. His voice was "ups and downs", sometimes high and sometimes low, making it impossible to predict which tone he would make next.

He held a textbook in his left hand and a compasses in his right hand. He threatened that if anyone dared to sleep, he would point the small spikes of the compasses at that person's arm and poke them hard.

It's the kind of blood column that is about to gush out at once.

Boss Gu Yu lay down to sleep fearlessly, and even covered his head with his coat to block the light. Lao Gao stood beside him, glancing at his textbook and glaring at him, holding up the compasses so as not to dare to stab him.

Yan Lu took the compass from the old master's hand and poked it down mercilessly. Gu Yu woke up instantly, hissing and screaming for pain while wearing his wrinkled coat.

He turned his head and glared at Yan Lv, and immediately lost his breath, "I'm really sleepy..."

Trapped until the consciousness completely sinks into the abyss...

Yan Lu dug out the balm with only a thin layer of primer from the pencil case. Gu Yu probed over and found that there was only a black signature pen, two refills, and a 2B pen in Yan Daxueba's pencil case. pencil.

There are few things that are obvious at a glance.

The pencil case is a cheap plastic pencil case with [-] yuan each. It seems that Yan Lu has spent many years in the exam room. It is worn out and the zipper is broken. Yan Lu found another clip to hold it.

Seeing Gu Yu staring at his pencil case all the time, Yan Lv thought he was disgusted with his pencil case, "What's the matter, do you want this pencil case?"

Unexpectedly, Gu Yu immediately raised his head excitedly, like a soft and cute squirrel raising its paw to beg for food from its master. After realizing that his emotions were too obvious, he pretended to be dismissive and slumped on the table, "Cut, Who cares about your pencil case."

Yan Lu: "..."

Gu Yu covered his face with his coat, but held Yan Lv's coat in his arms. Yan Lv deeply doubted whether this rich second generation had a habit of collecting things from a bully.

He handed the essential oil to Gu Yu, but Gu Yu only left him a lonely and cold back, "Why?"

"Smear it on, it will refresh your mind."

Gu Yu immediately stuffed it into his pocket, covering it like a treasure.

"Confiscated."

"..."

"Give you a new one tomorrow."

"..."

He took out Fengyoujing suspiciously again, "Can this thing cure the poison of mathematics?"

"It can force you to maintain sanity."

Gu Yu unscrewed the small cap, sniffed the mouth of the bottle suspiciously, and applied some wind oil on his nose and earlobes. Within 3 minutes, his upper eyelids and lower eyelids were happy to meet again.

Gu Yu took a deep breath, as if he had made some major decision that would affect his life, he stared at the bottle of Fengyoujing for a long time, with a solemn and solemn momentum of "the wind is rustling, the water is cold", dipped a little Apply essential oils into the eyes.

Watching Gu Yu's boss self-mutilate, Yan Lv didn't have time to stop him, "Hey! You're trying to destroy your eyes!"

"Spicy hot!"

Gu Yu howled in pain, his eyes were slightly red, as if covered with a layer of drizzle and mist, and wet, reminding Yan Lu of a frightened deer for no reason.

Yan Lv always thought that Gu Yu was the kind of lonely king bastard who stood at the top of the crowd and no one could understand his realm. He never thought that he was actually this kind... a cute and mentally handicapped person with a pit in his head...

Gu Yu is a very contradictory person. When facing others, he is arrogant and domineering, defiant, and his tone is so arrogant that he vividly interprets an incompetent rich second-generation son.

But when facing himself, whether it is losing his temper or communicating normally, there is always an inexplicable sense of coquettishness in his words. There is no root cause for anger and happiness, and it is completely random.

Heh, he might be coveting his study book.

The author has something to say:

Gu Yu: When can I hug a real person instead of Yanlv's coat? ?

Yan Lu: Heh, he's always coveting me (the learning book)

Thank you for your little cute collections, okay!Can't cheat! ! !