report the teacher he cheated

Mostly mathematics is really poisonous, like pouring more than 15ml of paraquat, the medicine stone has no cure, even if Gu Yu added the blue buff of wind oil essence to himself, it can't beat its blood deduction speed of n points per second.

Gu Yu felt that all his weight was concentrated on his head, and his slender neck couldn't bear the burden, so he lowered his head, his neck pushed it back with great effort, lowered it again, and his neck pushed it up again with howls.

This is a game between the head and gravity, and it is also Gu Yu's confrontation with the 'sickness of hearing numbers'.

One minute later, Gu Yu raised the small white flag and surrendered.

Yan Lv saw Gu Yu's struggles in his eyes, and understood that Gu Yu's mathematics foundation was not good, so he couldn't understand what the teacher was talking about. If he listened to the heavenly scriptures, he didn't have the sincerity of listening to the heavenly scriptures.

Listening to heavenly scriptures is like listening to monks chanting scriptures, listening to everything in the same tone, but being nagged by the same tone, even if you pour the whole bottle of essential oil into your eyes, it can't save your sleeping brain.

Gu Yu lay on the table, facing Yan Lv, probably surrounded by magic sounds of mathematics, and did not sleep peacefully.

He frowned tightly, and his eyes narrowed painfully from time to time, probably because the balm that got into his eyes hadn't completely dissipated.

For the first time, Yan Lu abandoned mathematics, ignored the arrangement and combination of Arabic numerals, and turned all his attention to Gu Yu beside him.

Under the warm orange sun, Gu Yu's eyelashes trembled slightly, like a butterfly resting on them, about to spread its wings and fly away in the next moment, fragile... yet beautiful.

He suddenly discovered that Gu Yu's eyes are very delicate, and he can directly bear the delicate and beautiful close-up of the eyes. These eyes are narrow and long like a fox when they are squinted, and they are like peach blossoms when they are normally opened. They are so brilliant Difficult to look away.

When Gu Yu was sleeping soundly, there was a kind of peace and tranquility, which was completely inconsistent with his usual personality.

Fascinated, Yan Lu unconsciously approached Gu Yu slowly while staring at Gu Yu's sleeping face.

Gu Yu narrowed his eyes again in discomfort, and groaned twice, Yan Lu almost subconsciously blew on his eyes, trying to help him blow away the heat of the essential oil.

…Just like when his hand was injured when he was a child, his mother gently blew on his wound while applying medicine to comfort him.

Gu Yu suddenly opened his eyes, and Yan Lu met his sleepy eyes unexpectedly.

"You...what are you doing?" Gu Yu's mind was in chaos.

Strictly speaking, what stupid things are you doing!

He was also shocked in his heart, and then he slapped himself hard in his heart a few times, while reprimanding himself: You are fascinated by sex, you are blinded by sex...

All the waves were only surging in Yan Lv's heart. On the surface, he sat upright calmly and continued to read the math book in his hand without leaving any trace.

"Your eyes..." Yan Lu hid the abrupt 'beautiful' in his heart, paused, "...there's eyeballs."

"..." Damn mentally retarded!

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After the math get out of class, Yan Lu went to the dean's office together with the frowning Lao Gao, and surrendered to receive the punishment.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw the dean trembling with anger, pointing at a classmate in front of him and roaring angrily.

"Don't come back after you go to class 18! You switch classes one by one insanely. Is there gold or diamonds buried underground in class 18! Are you rushing to dig there?!"

Lao Gao happened to hit the muzzle of the gun, and when the dean saw him, he shouted, "Quick! Take your restless students back!"

Yan Lu: ...Could it be that Mr. Gu, who is stupid and rich, made a move again?

When the man turned his head, Yan Lu didn't expect it to be him, and was very surprised, "Zhengming, why are you here?"

"Ah Li, I also applied to transfer to class 18."

Bai Zhengming, the second grader, is a real top student in the traditional sense. In the eyes of the teacher, he is an expert in solving problems. He will always sit in the middle seat of the second row.

He and Yan Lu are neighbors who are directly opposite the door. They grew up together, and they were in the same class from kindergarten to high school. They saw each other wearing crotch pants. When they were two or three years old, they fought for a plastic car. Secretly competing for the first grade.

However, Bai Zhengming's learning talent may be slightly inferior to Yan Lv, and he has never exceeded Yan Lv for many years, and he has taken root in the second place in the grade.

At the end of last semester, his grandma was critically ill, so he directly gave up the remaining five exams and went to the hospital to accompany his grandma to finish the last few days. As a result, he passed the exam to the bottom six in the grade, breaking the curse of the thousand-year-old second in disguise.

When classifying, according to the average grade of the previous semester, he could not enter Class 1, but the dean cherished this reserve candidate very much, so he was assigned to Class 1.

Unexpectedly, Bai Zhengming thought that he should not be assigned to class 1, and learned that Yan Lv had been transferred to class 18, so he also offered to transfer to class 18.

The teaching director felt that sooner or later he would be bald by this group of little bastards.

Before Yan Lu could ask him why he changed classes, the dean took the lead in attacking him. He said coldly, "Yan Lu, I think you and Gu Yu are really a match made in heaven."

"..."

"One is making a fuss openly, and is not afraid of getting into trouble, the other is making trouble secretly, and the first grade halo protects the body."

"..."

"A 1000-word review, not a single word is missing! Show me when you finish writing! Next Monday, when the flag is raised, you must stand in front of the whole school and read it!"

"…Oh."

The dean likes to take the students to the flag-raising platform to read the self-criticism, so the flag-raising platform has almost become the stage of class 18 in disguise. Every time the flag is raised, it is a moment for them to shine.

"Oh, that's right."

The dean looked unnatural, and he coughed, "Well, after you read the self-criticism, you will share your learning experience with everyone."

Yan Lu: "..."

After reading the review, he shared his learning experience. His speech may become a classic that will be remembered on the flag-raising stage.

"There is no limit to the number of words for this learning experience, but the longer the better, the last time a sophomore in high school shared a learning experience of 1500 words, I hope you can follow him."

"...Oh." He was too tall, so he couldn't see him, sorry.

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When Yan Lu returned to the classroom, Shen Tingle happened to be sitting in his seat talking to Gu Yu. Shen Tingle was the little boy nicknamed [Mushroom]. He was sitting on Yan Lu's right across an aisle.

Although he was relatively thin, he was born with a loud voice, and he could send out extremely high shock waves with one mouthful, and his normal voice could directly penetrate from the back row to the first row.

So Yan Lu could clearly hear what he was saying.

Gu Yu stared blankly at the balm in his hand, as if he had something on his mind, while Shen Tingle patted him on the shoulder carelessly, "Boss, how about appraising jewelry? So attentive."

Gu Yu gave him a cold look.

Shen Tingle laughed heartlessly, "Boss, are you playing black? Let's have a game!"

Yan Lu stared at Shen Tingle's hand on Gu Yu's shoulder, feeling a little dazzling.

A hand that blocked Gu Yu from running wildly on the road of study, well, I want to chop it off.

Gu Yu snorted coldly, "I want to study."

"No way, Boss, you were provoked by Yan Xueba? He is born to be the first in grade, and you can't catch up no matter how hard you try."

"Fuck, why can't I catch up? If I work hard and work hard, Yan Lu will immediately give way to me. At that time, I will be the first man in the grade."

Yan Lu: "..." This little bastard was quite arrogant when he was not around.

Shen Tingle repeated with a strange expression, "The man above the first grade? Boss can't tell..."

Gu Yu blushed slightly, but he didn't refute this sentence, he just cursed, "Yan Lv will be back soon, go back to your doghouse."

Shen Tingle didn't speak, but continued to look at him strangely, "Boss, have you had some problems recently?"

"Why are you looking at me like that? Are you looking at an art exhibition?" Gu Yu felt guilty when he looked at him.

"No, I suspect that you have been taken away."

"...Take off your size! I'm still sitting in this class if I take off?"

Shen Tingle was quite courageous, and said plausibly.

"That's not necessarily the case. What if it's still a scumbag who takes you away, and the scumbag will still be a scumbag after being reborn, just like a salted fish is still a salted fish after turning over."

Yan Lu came over and commented lightly, "It makes sense."

It was only then that Gu Yu noticed that Yan Lu had returned to work, and he didn't know if he had heard his "ambition" just now, and he became more and more weak.

"...Hey, although your boss is a bit of a scumbag now, he also has a heart that yearns for a top student, okay?"

Shen Tingle narrowed his eyes, and asked meaningfully, "Boss, can you make it clear, do you aspire to be a top student, or do you yearn to become a top student?"

The pen in Gu Yu's hand creaked, and he thought he was going to die soon.

"There is a big difference between the two. One is to become a top student, and the other is a man who wants to be a top student..."

With a snap, the pen in Gu Yu's hand was brutally cut in half, breaking in two.

Shen Tingle trembled in horror and pinched the stump of the pen, "Wow, boss, this is the hardest ballpoint pen, no, boss, can your second child bear it when you do that..."

Yan Lu: "..." What a mess, this student's thinking is very unhealthy.

Gu Yu interrupted him, and said with a dark face, "Shen Tingle! Get the hell out of me immediately! Otherwise, I'm going to beat you up!"

Although Shen Tingle ran the train with his mouth full and didn't have a clue, but his facial expressions were top-notch. As soon as Gu Yu spoke, he immediately returned to his seat obediently, as quiet as a chicken.

Gu Yu poked Yan Lv with the broken pen, "Hey, the dean didn't punish you, did he?"

Yan Lu rubbed the center of his brows, "1000-word review."

Heh, the first time in his life to write a review was just given to Gu Yu, a little bastard.

Gu Yu immediately said angrily, "Fuck, he's blackmailing, 1000 words?! What the hell."

"fine."

"Then... shall I write it for you?"

Before Yan Lu could reply, Shen Tingle, whose ears were as sharp as Shunfeng's, managed to capture the conversation. He choked before finishing a sip of water, coughed and said in shock.

"Boss, are you crazy? Don't you remember that I wrote all your self-criticisms for you?? Am I still your favorite little brother???"

"Oh, yes, I'd have forgotten you if you didn't remind me." Gu Yu indifferently slapped the paper and pen on his desk, "Give me a 1000-word review tonight."

Shen Tingle: "..." Why did he want to die?

Yan Lv turned his head and said to Shen Tingle, "Well, can you help me write down my learning experience? A hundred or so words are enough."

Shen Tingle: "..." Isn't this too much?What kind of learning experience can he have the first grade in the third grade? !

On how to get to the bottom third of the grade?Don't attend lectures, don't do homework, often skip classes, don't write answer sheets, and only write the words "solution" and "answer" with two colons on big questions.

Gu Yu decided cruelly, "That's it, review and learning experience, thank you brother."

"No...boss, are you serious?"

Gu Yu was expressionless, "It's more real than the jewelry I appraised."

Shen Tingle: "..."

If the boss's memory of holding grudges was used in his studies, he wouldn't be sitting here.

Yan Lu had already opened his math homework and began to write, without looking up, he said, "Thank you."

Gu Yu followed immediately, "Thank you."

"..."

He seems to smell the sour smell of love between a dog couple mixed doubles, how to break it, wait online, it's urgent!

The author has something to say:

Gu Yu: My goal is to become the first man in the grade!

Yan Lu: Oh, you can pull it down

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