interstellar animal keeper

After a day, the officers and soldiers on the ice planet were much more receptive to the mutated soil-type Procambarus, but they didn't say it was the mutated soil-type Procambarus, but the little blue lobster.

Asked why, and said it was because it sounded kind.

The ghost knows why the ingredients are so kind...I'm afraid it's not because there are three words missing.

The managers of the various water areas of Ice Planet and the people in the environmental protection department are going crazy with joy. They are such a big planet, and there are many departments within the military, but because the departments are low-level, they have decision-making power for some small things. Once the matter reaches an irrepressible level, it must be reported.There were so many mutated Procambarus prawns, but rivers and lakes have become shrimp breeding bases, and they must be reported by the end of the month.

At that time, some people may want to place people on the ice planet. On the surface, it is to suppress disasters, but who knows what the hell is actually going on.

Even if it doesn't do anything, a mutated earth-type procambarus, logically speaking, can't even be considered a low-level alien beast, so it doesn't look good to make the ice planet like this.

What now?The soldiers can consume thousands of tons of mutated soil-type crayfish every day-this is because of the hunger marketing that Marshal Mokai has launched, otherwise there will be more.

Regarding this hunger marketing, some people also questioned that in terms of various strategies and tactics, there will also be a style of play that wants to increase before suppressing. Let them be hungry for a day, so that the contracted beasts will be more excited and want to see blood even more.

When fighting some protracted wars, the commander should also pay attention to the state of the soldiers, and not let them get too high all of a sudden, it is easy to be unable to hold on, and they will become weak in the later stage, but they should not be too cold.

But... now is clearly a peaceful age, right?

It's just an earth-type Procambarus, so why use a strategic approach? ? ?

Blow didn't do business, so he doesn't know much about it, but Ivan thought of something: "Blow, how many mutated Procambarus can be produced in a year on the ice planet?"

Blow: "??? According to data analysis before, this kind of mutated Procambarus crayfish can mature six times a year, and it can produce billions of tons every season... This is a huge amount, not Need to save food."

Ai Fan shook his head: "It's like this. Soldiers eat too much of the mutated soil-type procambarus. In fact, the benefits are not great. The brown bear Buluo they saw was so bad because he ate too much of the mutated soil-type procambarus. He defeated Aze very easily, but there was a situation in the middle that no outsiders knew, that is, Blo was in the semi-evolution period of the brown bear family in those two days, that is, after he became an adult, he could still enter evolution, but he could not evolve. Completely, only the period when some basic abilities can be improved. If not, the benefits of the mutated Procambarus soil system are not great."

Blow nodded, he knew that.The original race will be divided into low, middle and high grades. A large part of the reason is their evolutionary ability after adulthood. The evolution period of most original race people is only before adulthood, and their potential is exhausted after adulthood. There is nowhere to go in terms of evolution... This is the low-level original race.Some are capable of semi-evolution after adulthood, and the evolution of intermediate and high-level primitive people is hardly under the control of adulthood. They completely depend on their own efforts and understanding.

Blow has just entered a semi-evolved state, and there will be no big difference from before, but in two or three months, he will be different from before.

At that time, there will always be smart people who discover that the effect of the mutated soil-type Procambarus is actually very small.

"If you have the money to eat shrimp, it's not good to use it to buy more and better exotic animal ingredients, or to make alchemy items?" Ai Fan asked.

Blow: "???"

Ai Fan didn't explain any more, so they went to Mo Kai, who was still chatting remotely with An Mu. In order not to affect his partner's rest time, Mo Kai had already adjusted his biological clock to be the same as An Mu's. .When Ai Fan and Bu Luo entered, Mo Kai was pretending to be pitiful with An Mu: "An Mumu, look, you only sent all kinds of seasonings and bases this time, and no dessert!"

As a serious person, An Mu hadn't understood the real meaning of the big lion at this moment: "We're already very busy making seasonings... Desserts will be next time."

The big lion groaned like a cub, which made people feel a little disgusted. Bara: "Oh, I haven't eaten the food made by An Mu for a few days. The big lion is so hungry that it needs to be big by An Mu." ...cough cough cough cough!"

An Mu: "...What's wrong?"

Mo Kai finally noticed his subordinates, even though he was a not-so-shameless lion, he couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed at this moment: "It's okay, it's just that a few people came here suddenly, I feel that it's not good to show affection in front of them." Great, they're all pathetic singles."

An Mu: "..."

Evan and Blow: "..."

After a while, An Mu said helplessly, "Mo Kai, don't tease them. They are single because of their ability, otherwise they would have gone on a blind date."

Evan and Blow: "..."

Mo Kai smirked, and An Mu also felt that what he said was not quite right. He blamed Mo Kai, and he was determined to be spoiled by this big lion: "In an hour, I should go to bed... we Let's talk business."

When it came to business, the three people present were very professional, and they immediately calmed down. They heard An Mu say, "I don't really understand how it works, so I can only offer a few simple suggestions. Let me explain to you." , crayfish will definitely become popular in the future. I use my nutritionist's certificate to guarantee that it will definitely be, but I still need to hype it up. Ice Planet doesn't want to surprise crayfish with mutations—oh, no, crayfish Will it be sold? At that time, it will be fine to use yourself as an advertisement."

Mo Kai is very accepting of this development, but he doesn't know how to do this advertisement?Let’s just say that this mutated soil-type crayfish is really delicious, and it can also enhance people’s combat effectiveness. Soldiers in the army love to eat it, so can it be sold?

This ad is too hard!And everyone also knows that in terms of combat, the best materials are of course closely supplied by the army, and occasionally they will be sold as very high-end items, and they will definitely not be sold at a high price.

But the mutated soil-type Procambarus...it's not very high-end when you think about it.

At this time, An Mu used the innovative thinking of an earthling, and he continued: "This advertisement must be concealed, if there is nothing, and it must be silent at this time, so that no one will know whether it is true or not. True, but even if it wasn't true, they'd buy it for the slightest chance."

"—For example, you said that because the crayfish mutated and infested with ice elements, it also has some effects of ice elements: ice elements are helpful to maintain the activity of cell molecules, which is the legendary ice element. age, so many cosmetics and skin care products will contain some ice elements, so eat some mutated crayfish appropriately for beauty!"

Oh, this is indeed no problem, Mo Kai motioned Ai Fan to write it down.Ai Fan couldn't help thinking about it carefully in his head, and found that the ice element seems to have this effect. Although this mutant earth-type crayfish only contains a small amount of ice element, it does...it should have effect?

It is rich in ice elements, but it is also rich in water elements, so this mutant soil-type Procambarus can also replenish water.

Ai Fan remembered how much his mother and eldest sister attached importance to their skin. Even if they were going to compete, their preparations would be to make themselves a beautiful spa, and then put on delicate makeup. If possible, even the skin used in battle Alchemy items must be decorated beautifully.

It is said that all powerful female original races are like this. They are not without the will of warriors, because once they enter the battle, they don't care much about their appearance and posture, and they don't even say anything if their heads are bloody and bruised.

Ai Fan thought for a long time before finding a suitable reason: because females are still attractive to most males, so they dress up more beautifully, which will also affect the combat effectiveness of male opponents; Inevitably will fall into jealousy.

Just like males will taunt before competing with each other, that is to say, like trash talk, females are also a kind of "trash talk".

Ai Fan found so many reasons, but he just didn't want to admit that maybe his powerful mother and eldest sister are just pure beauty...

But no matter what the reason was, what An Mu said was very feasible.

An Mu continued: "We care about our female friends, and we must not forget to care about our male friends. As for this mutated soil-type Procambarus, since it is good for cell activity, it must be good for some places."

He coughed, a little embarrassed, but continued to whisper: "Mo Kai, if you turn on the external speaker, you should first turn off the external speaker... Well, think about it, since it can freeze the age of women, it should also be Can it freeze the age of men? Tonify the kidneys!"

The kidney is an ordinary internal organ in the consciousness of the imperial people. Its importance is no different from that of the stomach, spleen, and liver. Of course, its function is different. The imperial people know that if there is a problem with these internal organs, they must go to the hospital. Register and ask the doctor what medicine to take, but they will never think that if there is no problem with the internal organs, they can also take something to supplement it.

The concept of food supplements was still mentioned by An Mu and Mo Kai.

Although Mo Kai turned off the loudspeaker, Ivan and Blow's ears are very sensitive - even the petrified anaconda, whose vision and hearing has always been much worse than other high-level original species, will not fail to hear the sound of other people in a room. Undisguised communication voice.They didn't understand at first, Ai Fan thought about it for a while, and was stunned.

- An Mu!You are such An Mu!

An Mu still said over there: "Oh, there's no way around it. It's all for sales. In fact, this is just one of the marketing gimmicks. If you hair this mutated soil-type crayfish, it may have hair growth, heightening, brain supplementation, etc. If it’s effective, you can also use it to publicize it. It’s a little bit more to sell it for a little more, give your soldiers allowances, and increase some mission funds, supplies, etc., how great.”

——This, this, this, is really too immoral!It turns out that these things can also be used as hot spots for sales?But Ai Fan couldn't help but feel after hearing the back: That's how it should be!The benefits should of course be in the hands of one's own people!

——But sure enough, businessmen have more hearts than soldiers.

Soldiers just complete their missions, saying that they are not tired of cheating, but in fact all this is for victory; businessmen are doing it for profit, and they can do anything for profit.

Ai Fan was a little at a loss, but after a while, he felt that maybe he should find a chance to have a good chat with An Mu to expand his thinking.

Blow didn't understand at all. He seemed to understand what it meant, but he couldn't understand some proper nouns. What is kidney tonifying?What is the purpose of growing hair?Heightening... Can you still increase your height by taking nutritional supplements?Even if it was possible, it would have to be a nutrient made from at least a mid-level alien animal, not a mutated soil-type crayfish.

Mo Kai looked at his watch over there. It should be eleven o'clock on An Mu's side. His voice was very gentle: "Go to sleep, I will handle the details."

An Mu chuckled, "Do you think I'm capable?"

Mo Kai said in a low voice, "Yeah, our An Mu is the most capable, so, after I go back, An Mu will come and show me the results of nourishing the kidney again?"

An Mu: "...that's all I said! I'm a decent person! What are you talking about!"

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone, and Mo Kai laughed like a cat who stole a fish.

Blow and Ai Fan have felt speechless for the first time today.

"Okay," Mo Kai, who hung up the phone, put on a serious and serious work face: "You have heard what An Mu said, and then it's up to Ai Fan to take someone to take a good test. Whether crayfish have those effects, whether ordinary people can eat them, whether eating too much will cause physical discomfort, whether there are people with allergies, try to maximize their commercial value and minimize the harm.”

Ai Fan took the order and took Buluo away when he went out.

Blow was still a little confused: "Why are you calling me?"

Ai Fan: "Let's go, let's go with me to think about how to do marketing at that time - our marshal told An Mu nicely, "I'll do the specific operations", but it turned out that we boys will do it!"

Blow: "...Actually, I was just thinking about a question. You said that I will accept my mother's blind date proposal next month. How about going to have a blind date? At that time, our marshal was in such a remote place, and saving someone was a life partner. I'll go on a blind date, and if I meet a few more, the chances of meeting a good partner shouldn't be small."

Ai Fan glanced at Blow in horror, thinking to himself, this loving dog is too irritating to single dogs, and looking at the majestic commander of the third army, he was stimulated into a fool.

Two days later, when the people in the army were watching the news again, they suddenly discovered that the little blue lobster, which they all liked recently, had actually spread outside.The news probably said that there was a rich man who found that his body gradually became weak after reaching middle age. He used to be a good fighter in the arena, and his appearance was glamorous and attractive to females. , It is said that 80 years old is a hurdle, and you will know how powerful it is just after passing.

First he lost his hair, and then he developed wrinkles. At first he said that wrinkles made a man look more attractive. After a few days, some old wounds started to hurt. Recently, every time he goes on a date with his girlfriend, his girlfriend will Expressed dissatisfaction with him.

"Quack quack!" The third army led by the commander of the third army on the ice planet originally had both men and women, and soldiers were only divided into abilities, not men and women. Therefore, there are many rough men and rough girls here. For this so-called "girlfriend" Expressing dissatisfaction" Well, of course everyone knows what it means!

Some people laughed strangely: "At first, I saw that he was anonymous and coded. I didn't know why, but now I understand, if this is exposed, I will not be able to mix in the future hahaha!"

There are also those who joked with each other: "Don't laugh, don't laugh, you will know that young people don't understand anything, and you will remember it when you look back! It's a hurdle for a man to be 80 years old, but don't take turns when you are [-]." arrive!"

"↑Fuck, get the hell out of here!!!↑"

The atmosphere in the barracks was hot, and the news was continuing. The female voice on the radio was very calm, saying that after a few days of follow-up, the reporter found that this person had taken a miraculous nutrient, and his condition had improved slightly.The ingredients used to make this nutrient are called Blue General (Mokai’s wish was still fulfilled), this blue general is a kind of shrimp that grows in freshwater waters, but looks like sea shrimp.It contains a certain amount of ice element, so it has the effect of beautifying and keeping the human body young. Human beings eat it once every two weeks, which is very good for the body.But to avoid long-term large-scale use, the ice element will also cause elemental imbalance.

——This is also the result of Ai Fan's research. It may be really useful for beauty and beauty. As for the harm, don't eat it in large quantities and you'll be fine.

However, everyone knows that things containing ice elements should not be eaten too much, as it will freeze the stomach.

The barracks fell silent.

After a while, an honest man shouted: "Fuck! Isn't this our little blue lobster!!!"

On the big screen over there, the reporter girl was still asking and answering with the wealthy middle-aged man: "Does this blue general have any effect on your wrinkles?" "Yes! I think I only have crow's feet left now!" "

Three days later, everyone heard another piece of news, but this time it was not seen on the big screen, but from the leader: "The mutated Procambarus, also known as the small blue lobster, will be used as an ice field from today. The specific native products of the planet are sold to other planets."

The soldiers were in an uproar.

"I knew it! It's all because of that news!"

"The little blue lobster belongs to us! Those cats and dogs are also coming to grab it!"

The person above is still reading: "The profits gained from the little blue lobster will be reflected in the officers and soldiers in the form of allowances, subsidies, benefits, etc. Starting next month, each person's allowance will increase by 500 imperial currency..."

Some of the smarter ones have already understood, and there are some stupid ones who are wailing: "No! We don't want money! We want to eat little blue lobsters!"

"...I'm so worried that I'll have wrinkles when I'm 80!"

"↑Don't make trouble, you've grown up now!"

"...Then I'm so worried that I won't be able to satisfy my girlfriend when I'm 80!"

"↑You have to have a girlfriend first, brother!"

After the leader finished speaking and signaled that everyone can move freely, the soldiers discussed in a mess, talking about everything, and the topics became more and more crooked.

The personnel composition of the Third Army of the Empire's Third Army is very confusing.

On the other side, the conference room.The matter of the mutated soil-type Procambarus was half settled, and half of Mo Kai's purpose for coming here was also achieved, and the other half... It still depends on An Mu.

Just a few days ago, An Mu had finished his speech. The topics of the other three seniors remained the same, but his was slightly changed. He originally wanted to tell the students how to innovate and pay attention when making new nutritional supplements. What, but today it has changed to the way of looking at some special ingredients.

He said that as a student majoring in nutrition, whether it is a nutrition design major or a nutritionist major, one must have an innovative heart.What about this creative mind?It is to dare to use this kind of ingredients that no one else has considered, learn to study the production methods, and gradually form your own style and system.

He said: "Earth-type Procambarus, everyone knows this stuff, right? Everyone thinks this thing is inedible, but is it really inedible? In fact, it is because it is too troublesome to handle, but it has no flavor, cost and profit. It is not directly proportional, so nutritionists don’t do it, and over time, many people think that this thing is inedible.”

There was an uproar in the audience, and the students simply checked the Internet, and found that they all said that the soil-type crayfish should not be eaten, but no one said specifically why they should not be eaten, whether it is poisonous or harmful to health.

An Mu continued: "Let's say that this ingredient is edible, so how to eat it? The production process is troublesome, and the shrimp itself has no flavor, right? This is not only its disadvantage, but also its advantage..."

The people below are crazy again, God is still an advantage, isn't this still a good thing? !

An Mu said: "Everything has two sides. Think about it, the production process is troublesome, doesn't it mean it is very suitable for family fun DIY? It doesn't have flavor itself, doesn't it mean that it is suitable for any other flavor? "

students:"……"

Oh my god, what he said is so good, I almost believe it.

This kind of speech was still recorded and put on Starnet.Originally, it was just a few entrepreneurial young people talking about their own experience, and real social people would not read it.

It's just that this time it is said that it is not a speech, but a discussion, and the format is more interesting. Everyone is a little curious.

I clicked in and saw that it wasn't a panel discussion. These speakers seemed to be talking about a talk show one by one (thanks to An Mu for writing the speech).

As for the end, after watching the speech, they found that they didn't remember anything else, and they were brainwashed by that earth-type crayfish.

...Suddenly I want to eat.

The author has something to say: Ai Fan: Okay, okay, you guys have a good understanding, please go to the two-person world where you have a good understanding, please stop showing off...

Mo Kai: I didn’t show off, I’m expressing love normally, from the bottom of my heart^^