interstellar animal keeper

As a young man with a heart in the new era, An Mu may not know the best about various routines, but he is always the most heart-warming.

An Mu remembered that in the marketing class, he had heard some nonsense and nonsense from the teacher who liked to smoke and was usually idle, and many of them were nonsense. He and the students at the same time thought about why the company would hire such a person to teach They, as a result, the teacher later used his strength to successfully change his mind.

"Do you know how to hide the defects of your products? These products must have passed the national inspection. Don't worry about the quality. There is only a difference in quality. If customers say that your quality is not good, you must first know that the national Take out the standard, even if it is only a little higher than the national qualified standard line, you must say it proudly and confidently!"

"You also need to know how to make use of the research of experts and professors, so I usually ask you to read more books and newspapers and you are too lazy. This can't work, this kind of attitude can't be sold. You should pay more attention to your own products. Learn more about this type! You must understand your own products, so that you can know how to praise him from all kinds of nonsense!"

"Don't treat customers as fools. A good salesman will know how to use his fiery heart to arouse the enthusiasm of customers! You have to believe that your products are the best! Brainwash yourself to say it is the best! ——If it’s not good, it must be that you haven’t fooled your customers deeply enough!”

An Mu and the students said, "..."

How does he feel that the company invited such a person, maybe not to teach them how to sell, but to teach them how to be shameless...

But to be honest, later in various practices, I gradually discovered that what the teacher said was actually correct. Although he seemed to be a fool with no lower limit or integrity, his theories and examples worked.

He also taught a lot of little tricks, the more useful one is... Nursing _(:3∠)_

An Mu told Mo Kai everything the teacher said and what he had learned over the years.

"...Don't think that the soldiers are such rational guys. In fact, at this time, you have to look at them as customers. As a group of customers, if you say that they are not professional, they sometimes speak clearly and clearly as if they understand it very well. To say that they are professional, they are absolutely unaware of many unspoken rules in the industry.”

"So you can just build momentum. Anyway, every regiment will have a few particularly loyal subordinates, and you can always find the kind of arrogant and domineering guy that everyone doesn't like... What? That kind of person Relatively few? It’s okay, just find a similar one to pretend to be.”

So and so, and so and so, An Mu told Mo Kai a very detailed plan.

Mo Kai put down the communicator: "..."

Ai Fan and Blow, who have been listening by the side: "..."

No, they felt that An Mu, Marshal Mokai's partner, was a bit scary... He was not like an ordinary person who was more "gentle, passive and timid" in the public perception!

He doesn't even look like a herbivorous hominid!Although the force value is not high at all, but why is the heart so cruel?

But even though I thought so much in my heart, on the second day, it went according to plan...

On the ice planet, the soldiers are very united externally, but they actually have various contradictions internally.Where there are people, there are disputes, and there are often all kinds of arrogant and domineering guys in the military camp. This kind of people will generally be stronger, otherwise they will not be arrogant and domineering, and they are relatively cheap. Flat breath, many people hate them, but they can't beat them.

Azer-Milit is such a person.

He was an officer of the 1st Assault Company with the rank of Second Lieutenant.The role of the Assault Company in the army is as a forward. The soldiers here are very strong. They usually win more and lose less when they compete with others. Aze is even more outstanding in the 1st Assault Company.He is still from the Caracal family. The Caracal family is a third-class family in the empire. It doesn't sound too powerful, but you must know that many soldiers don't even have a family behind them, and they account for a large proportion of the original race.

Aze is only 28 years old this year, just two years into his adulthood, and only a year and a half into the army, he has climbed up to the rank of company commander, which is rare in the army.Because he completed a total of 23 F-level tasks, 12 E-level tasks, and 2 D-level tasks in a year and a half.

Because it is a peaceful era, no matter how many interstellar pirates there are, there are only a few. Compared with the soldiers, there are more monks than monks.They don't need to think about large-scale tasks. More tasks are to hunt some kind of strange beasts in the planet's hunting grounds, and if there is any trouble on the planet in the protection area, or if there is a natural disaster that requires disaster relief, let them go.

But this task is still up for grabs.

Aze's daily task is to grab tasks...It is very simple for their companies to grab tasks. After the superior assigns a certain task, there must be more than one company applying within an hour, which exceeds the limited number of people, so a few competitors I have to go to the arena to practice and get some benefits for my company.

…Generally speaking, if the limit is three companies, and a total of eight companies have applied, then the eight companies will first fight among themselves until only three companies remain.

Aze is different, even if there are only three companies applying, he will still fight, and it is best to fight until everyone says that their assault 1 company is the strongest among the three companies.

If you keep fighting like this, of course you may not be able to win every time, but I have to say that the soldiers in their company have the most combat experience, and the arena in the barracks is semi-virtual, so there is no need to worry about serious injuries that cannot be cured. At most it will cost more points to maintain a damaged arena.

The downside is that their company's popularity has deteriorated.

Aze's popularity is even worse, of course he declared that he doesn't care.

Commander Danny of the 3rd Assault Company is completely different from him. That company commander is from the brown bear family. Originally, the original race of the brown bear family has a better personality. He is also older. He is 36 years old this year and has been an adult for eight years. Now, the temper has also stabilized.

The painting style of their 3rd company is hello, me, everyone, good, not causing trouble but not afraid of trouble. Aze can't understand Danny very much, saying that Danny is putting on airs, but Danny himself didn't express anything about it, maybe he Don't like talking to immature young people like Aze.

On this day, the 1st Assault Company and the 3rd Assault Company fought again because of the mission rush!

Because this kind of thing has happened too many times, and their fighting process will be shown on the big screen for other soldiers to watch, so that they can also gain some combat experience while watching the battle, so on the ice planet, this is also a repertoire 【.

That naturally gained a lot of attention.

The battle is scheduled for a day later, and during this day, the preparations to be done by both sides should also choose to expose part of it.Aze, who has always been very high-profile in the past and wished that the whole ice planet knew him, didn't make any noise this time. Instead, Captain Danny, who has always been very low-key, released a video: eating a mutated crayfish feast.

Oh no, it's spicy little blue lobster + iced little blue lobster sashimi + little blue lobster shrimp noodles.

——The seasoning for crayfish sent by An Mu is quite good. He also made some changes in it, such as increasing the sweetness a little and reducing the numbness a little, which is more in line with the sweet taste of crayfish.

The barracks were very lively on this day. In fact, there were many other companies who wanted to fight for missions, but the struggle between them was not as interesting as the 1st and 3rd assault companies!

These two teams are old rivals!Moreover, the style of painting is so different that they are not very familiar with each other when they meet outside. The smell of gunpowder is very strong, which provides a lot of fun for the people who eat melons.

So they all saw—

——A pure and unaffected eating.

The iced small blue lobster sashimi tastes a little bit exciting. After all, this thing is a bit cold, and if it is iced, it will be called sour.But after you get used to it, you will feel that this way of eating is very wonderful. Add a little lemon juice and some purple cabbage together, which is crisp and raw.

Let’s not talk about the noodles mixed with shrimps. Roll the noodles with a fork and make sure that you can have a shrimp on each roll of noodles, as well as melted cheese and soft-boiled poached eggs. Don’t be too fragrant.

Captain Danny has a good eating appearance, but he is not slow to eat. He stuffed the lobster shells into his mouth in big mouthfuls. After eating the noodles, he began to peel the spicy little blue lobster. It's not that hard, once you know how to peel it, it becomes very simple.After Danny broke open the little blue lobster with his big hands, he directly used a fork to dig out the fat shrimp inside. The tender shrimp was stained with soup, which made people wonder what it tasted like.

While he was eating, someone was explaining beside him. Everyone took a closer look and found that the commentator was also from the 3rd Assault Company. That guy seemed to be a data analyst from the 3rd Assault Company. He is very proficient, but he usually likes to hide it. If outsiders can get a little bit of information out of his mouth, it will be a high profile.

But this time he revealed their company commander's pre-match preparations!

"The little blue lobster that the company commander is eating is a newly evolved magical river prawn. Although it is a river prawn, it has the shell of a sea prawn. They are rich in elements. After eating, their physique will be strengthened, their defense will increase, and they will be agile. The level will also increase to a certain extent, but everyone should pay attention, do not eat more than ten kilograms in a day, it will cause imbalance of elements in the body."

The onlookers burst into laughter when they saw this: "Who would eat more than [-] kilograms! Even the original race of the Shanglong tribe can only eat [-] or [-] kilograms a day! You can't just eat this and nothing else. Let's do it!"

Do you really think this is some advanced nutritional supplement?

They weren't too worried about what kind of nutrition made from high-level exotic animal ingredients that Company Commander Danny was eating. That thing was too expensive for a small company commander to afford, and it was in such a large amount.

At this time, someone was a little smarter, and discovered the hidden truth from the appearance of this little blue lobster: "Isn't this the mutated Procambarus of the earth type!!!"

Onlookers: "...Wow! Yes!"

No one thought about that before, and they really didn’t notice it, but now it’s very clear after a closer look, but when they compare this thing with the disgusting mutant soil-type crayfish, they find that they all Don't know this thing on the big screen!

The blue-black carapace was originally very unappetizing, but now after being washed, it is shiny and oily, which makes people look forward to it.The light blue crystal-clear raw shrimps are tender and juicy, even if you bite into them, they might overflow with juice.

Cooked shrimp mixed with noodles is even more amazing. Chili seeds and pepper powder add different flavors to this nutrient...

After everyone was intoxicated for a while, they discovered another problem: this video seems to simulate the sense of smell!

Too shameless! ! !

They can't eat it, so why make it so beautiful!

The person who discovered this third company for the first time is also very hateful!

But that is to say, because they can't eat it, everyone can also suppress the attraction of this low-level enjoyment to them in a short period of time.

They are natives, they are soldiers, and the taste of the food is not important to them.

The important thing is...

In the morning of the next day, Captain Danny the Brown Bear of the 3rd Assault Company faced off with Company Commander Aze the Caracal of the 1st Assault Company, and the two sides agreed to win three out of five.These two are old rivals. Before, every time they played against each other, they had to fight for a long time. Every time the outcome was tight, sometimes they even drew several times, making the referee work overtime until there was nothing to say. .

The people who eat melons are very happy to watch.

They expect to play for five hours this time. You and I are so dragging each other. A total of five games will be played, and each game will be one hour, which is not bad.

However... no one could have predicted that this game would end so quickly.

I can't tell in the first game, but I just feel that the brown bear Danny seems to be rougher and thicker than before. The caracal is a natural hunter, with high biting ability and claw damage, but it doesn't hurt Danny. It didn't itch, and there wasn't any bloodstains at all. On the contrary, I was often swept by the bear's paw because I couldn't twist it. Danny won the first round after 10 minutes.

Four to 10 minutes, neither long nor short, the first sentence is usually to test each other, it is normal to type it like this.But in the second round, everyone felt that something was wrong, not to mention the rough skin and thick flesh, why did Danny even speed up!

Like other small-sized cats, caracals rely more on speed in battle, and their strength is not very strong. The main reason is that they attack frequently because of their fast speed, and they can grind their opponents to death by bleeding.

But if the opponent can keep up with his speed, this kind of attack that relies on speed will not work.

The second game was 10 minutes faster than the first game.

Aze's face turned blue, and there can be spectators in the arena. After seeing the opponent's beautiful moves, people below cheered.He just looked down the stage, okay, it's not just the soldiers of the opponent's company who are cheering for the opponent, but also their company!

What the hell are the bunch of bastards still clapping and saying "wonderful"? !

Ok? ? ?

How did Aze, who lived so arrogantly for so many years, suffer this loss?He resolutely chose to fight again, but he didn't know whether the opponent was getting braver as he fought, or he was too excited and his head was a little lack of oxygen. In short, the result of the third game was still lost.The time was even shorter than the second game, 10 minutes.

It also formed an arithmetic sequence!

It doesn't matter what the spectators outside the stadium watching this game say, and how he will be ridiculed in the next few days, it doesn't matter, Aze knows that those are just watching the excitement, and his usual behavior is indeed annoying It's okay to let them have fun.

There are even people applauding in the audience... It can be ignored.

What annoys him the most is!This f*cking brown bear Danny even put on a magnanimous face, and stretched out his hand to pull him up. Aze didn't want to be pulled up. He thought it looked so weak, but as a A caracal that is not very strong, at this moment, he is weak, pitiful and helpless, unable to resist the mighty brown bear at all...

In short, he stopped crookedly, but Danny was not ready to let him out, he had to finish his lines: "So, have you learned anything from today's failure?"

Aze: "...I'll learn from your mother..."

Danny: "You shouldn't look down on the mutated Procambarus, Aze, you have to learn to maintain a humble attitude."

Aze: "..." He felt that he could no longer swear.

The crowd was in an uproar, and all they had in their minds were "Surprise! The mutated Procambarus crayfish has such an effect!" After 10 minutes, the cafeteria and restaurant arrived. When the bell rang, they They rushed in one after another.

Shocking!The nutritional supplements made by the mutated Procambarus prawns are different from the previous few days!This nutrient was very rough the other day!There are two kinds of boiled and steamed (to be honest, there is no difference at all). I don’t know if the heating time is too long or what. A pile of shit.

Today, they launched shrimp noodles, and shrimp sashimi.

One is raw and the other is cooked. People who like to eat any flavor can be satisfied.The only thing that makes people feel a little regretful is that there is no such mutant Procambarus with shells. That looks good too. They can try to peel their shells, and they can sharpen their claws. They can also try to see if they can eat the shells. Do you know any special properties of shells?

For the first time, the soldiers had such a strong enthusiasm for eating, but now the uncles and aunts who cook are not as enthusiastic as before, and they recommend the mutant soil-type crayfish to them.They became indifferent and serious, and each person swiped their credit card to limit one kilogram per day. If there was more, they could eat up to three days a week, not counting breakfast, which added up to six meals, so as to avoid malnutrition caused by partial eclipse.

soldiers:"……"

This gap is too big...a bit unacceptable...

As for how you feel after eating it?In fact, it’s hard to say, everyone just feels that there may be some changes in the vagueness, and the rest is cool, as if the body is very comfortable.Original cats especially love the smell.

When I went to the virtual arena to fight at night, I found that everyone had really improved a little in all aspects, although not much, that is, people who could lift a three-ton barbell can now lift a three-ton barbell You can also add another ten kilograms of weight on top...

Not much, but it is useful, and everyone says it is somewhat useful, so it cannot be a psychological effect.

The most important thing is... this mutated soil-type Procambarus is cheap!After all, it is not an animal ingredient, even a corporal can afford to eat it every day!

……

That afternoon, Aze and Danny went to the chief's office together.

The person inside was not their commando battalion commander, but a more burly man, the commander of the third army, His Excellency Lei Longbuluo.

He didn't praise Danny who won, nor reprimanded Aze who lost, but said very pertinently: "It was a wonderful game."

Aze blushed.

Blow said: "Danny, as the first grassroots officer who dares to try the mutated Procambarus soil system and is willing to tell everyone about the results of the experiment, you will get a badge of bravery."

The badge of the brave, an advanced alchemy item, can increase the attributes of a person, and can also trigger an active effect, which is a shield that can absorb high damage.

There are no bright spots in terms of function, but it is indeed a good accessory.

Blow continued to say to Aze: "Aze, you have good abilities, but you are too conceited, which will limit your development. Think about it after you go back, and submit a [-]-word essay to your battalion commander next Monday. Review and analyze what you have done."

Azer: "..."

His heart was so cold, as a person whose goal since childhood was to enter the military camp and who did not do well in cultural subjects, writing [-] words... even if he would die.

Blow asked them to leave. After a while, he went to the meeting room and saw Ivan and Mokai were there. The two were watching the consumption rate of the mutated Procambarus, which was very gratifying.

But when they saw him coming, the two immediately turned around: "Brown bears are different from other original species. They are highly resistant to attributes. Ordinary original species can't eat too many mutated soil-type crayfish, which will easily cause attribute imbalance. You can only eat up to ten kilograms in one meal, and you can eat up to five days in a row, ten meals in a row."

Blow: "...It doesn't matter, the control of the cafeteria is even tighter than this..."

Mo Kai: "We have to be responsible to the soldiers, let them eat less."

Blow: "..."

He and Ai Fan looked at each other, thinking to stop making trouble!Who didn't hear that An Mu was telling you about hunger marketing!