The author lost his mind

After watching Shen Ze take the wrong bottle of soy sauce and vinegar for the fourth time, Tang Yiyu leaned against the door frame and reminded him aloud, and at noon he couldn't help but propose: "Doctor Shen, why don't you put on your glasses?"

Shen Ze was very calm. After putting some salt in the pot, he shook his head and said, "There is oily smoke, so it's inconvenient to wear glasses."

Seeing Shen Ze like that, Tang Yiyu began to regret that after washing the dishes yesterday, he rearranged the position of the seasoning.

"Have you considered contact lenses?"

Shen Ze continued to shake his head: "I've tried it before, but I'm not used to it, and my eyes are also not used to it. It's too dry, so it's inconvenient to go to work."

While speaking, Shen Ze swiftly picked up the pot and put the dishes on. After finishing, he lifted his chin slightly, and said to Tang Yiyu who was by the door: "This is ready, you take it out first."

Tang Yiyu walked over obediently with an 'oh', picked up the dishes and turned around to go to the restaurant. Before he could make a move after walking out of the kitchen, he heard Shen Ze's voice behind him:

"Wash your hands even if you steal food."

After hearing this, Tang Yiyu silently retracted his paws that were reaching for the vegetable bowl.

To be honest, he always thought that Shen Ze had a pair of eyes behind his back!He didn't steal it, he just wanted to taste it!

Tang Yiyu held back the last sentence in his heart and didn't say it, because he didn't even believe it when he said it.

During the meal, Shen Ze, who had always spoken very little at the table, suddenly looked up at Tang Yiyu, and asked, "Is the last murderer in the face case the wife of the first deceased?"

"what?"

Tang Yiyu was taken aback by Shen Ze's endless questions. He still had a piece of cabbage in his mouth before he could put it in his mouth. He looked at Shen Ze with a dazed expression, "What murderer?"

Seeing Tang Yiyu's blank look, Shen Ze had a smile in his eyes: "You finish eating first."

Looking at Shen Ze's smiling face, after hearing what he said, Tang Yiyu subconsciously sucked the cabbage into his mouth, and after sucking the cabbage into his mouth, he still didn't forget to chew and swallow more.

After swallowing all the food in his mouth, Tang Yiyu stared straight at Shen Ze again, what does that mean - what murderer did you just say?

Shen Ze silently took out a tissue and handed it to Tang Yiyu, expressing with his eyes—wipe your mouth quickly.

Tang Yiyu was so embarrassing in front of Shen Ze that Tang Yiyu, who had soup on his mouth, calmed down, thanked him calmly, reached for a tissue and wiped his mouth, then continued to look at him.

After all, morals or something, you get used to throwing it away.

Shen Ze: "Who is the murderer of the second case of Lost Heart?"

Tang Yiyu was stunned for a moment, and after realizing it, he was shocked and embarrassed: "Ah, Dr. Shen, you still read my novels!"

"The Heart of the Lost" and "The Heart of the Suspicious" are the same series of suspense and detective novels written by Tang Yiyu, but it has been finished for several years, and Tang Yiyu didn't realize what Shen Ze was talking about for a while.

I don't know why, but after knowing that Shen Ze read the novel he wrote, Tang Yiyu felt a little ashamed inexplicably, and his face was a little hot. He didn't expect Shen Ze to read novels.

Seeing Tang Yiyu's reaction, Shen Ze paused for a moment, then tentatively said, "The TV series adapted from Fanzhexin has been on the air for less than half a month, don't you know?"

Tang Yiyu continued to be stupid and honestly shook his head: "I don't really watch TV dramas."

Shen Ze really convinced Tang Yiyu this time: "You don't even care about your own novels?"

Tang Yiyu was also a little embarrassed by Shen Ze's words, but he still explained to himself: "The copyright of this novel has been sold for several years. Since August last year, people have told me that the TV series should be sold every half a month. After broadcasting, let me go to Weibo to promote it, and the result..."

As a result, he just went to Weibo to howl twice, but he didn’t broadcast it once. In the end, the readers said that he was playing with them, and finally asked him to go to Weibo to promote it. Tang Yiyu quit. After all, it’s a good thing. three!

Everyone is familiar with the story of The Wolf is Coming. After hearing it so many times, it will be aired. Tang Yiyu didn't expect it to be aired for real!

Without any precautions, this has been broadcast for half a month, and he seems a bit incompetent as the original author...

"Cough cough." With a dry cough, Tang Yiyu was about to change the subject: "Why do you think she is the wife of the first victim? Do you think she had the biggest motive for committing the crime or was she hiding her relationship with the deceased at first?"

Since Shen Ze asked this question, Tang Yiyu wanted to hear his opinion. After all, no one had ever discussed the case in the novel with him. He still felt that it was a bit new, and even wanted to open a bottle of wine and have a long talk with Shen Ze all night.

As for the content of the long talk, it doesn’t matter if it’s not a case!

Looking at the energetic Tang Yiyu, Shen Ze took a sip of the soup, then shook his head to look at him: "No, I guessed randomly."

Tang Yiyu: "???"

Tang Yiyu's shoulders collapsed instantly, the corners of his mouth twitched, and then he looked at Shen Ze with some resentment, and said with emotion: "Doctor Shen, you have changed!"

He didn't even think that he was guessing randomly when he killed the readers. He thought that he could have a long chat with a confidant over a thousand cups of wine and sex after a thousand cups.

The latter idiom is a joke.

Tang Yiyu teased Shen Ze like that, and asked back with a smile: "I reminded you that it will change after the show is aired? If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have said it."

Tang Yiyu poked a ball into the bowl, and took a long breath in a dignified manner: "Hey... Shen Ze's heart is not old when he becomes bad."

After finishing speaking, Tang Yiyu ate the balls in one gulp, his cheeks bulging.

Seeing Tang Yiyu's little expression, Shen Ze shook his head amusedly.

…………

After eating, when Tang Yiyu was about to go back to his home, Shen Ze remembered an important matter, so he stopped him and said, "By the way, I will be on duty tomorrow and the night after tomorrow, so I won't come back for dinner."

Tang Yiyu paused, and turned to look at him: "Aren't you coming back at noon or night?"

Shen Ze nodded: "Well, so don't wait for me."

"I'll just eat something for myself." Tang Yiyu said he understood, and after thinking about it, he asked, "Then you eat takeaway?"

Shen Ze: "Yes."

After returning from Shen Ze's side, Tang Yiyu lay on the bed and began to think, he seemed to have been eating with Shen Ze for almost half a month, Dr. Shen did it all the time, as if he had never done it for him ah?

How about delivering meals to Dr. Shen tomorrow?

As soon as this idea came out, Tang Yiyu immediately shrugged his shoulders and shook his head wildly, inexplicably feeling a little guilty--how do you feel gay about food delivery or something?

Tang Yiyu felt that the idea of ​​giving GAYGAY meals to Shen Ze reached its peak when Gong made lunch for Shou and drove him to the company in today's update of "The Tenth Year of Breaking Up with Him".

Sure enough, it doesn't work if the two men send food or something specially.

Having read too many danmei novels, Tang Yiyu now feels that there is nothing wrong with same-sex being together, anyway, in the end, they will return to be the necessities of life.

Tang Yiyu wasn't sure if he was straight now, but Shen Ze didn't seem to be curvy at all.

Thinking of this, Tang Yiyu was inexplicably lost.

Turning on the penguin group, Tang Yiyu prepared to spray with them for a while to divert attention.

Gongtang wrapped in a blanket: Guess what I ate today [circle]

Day shift drink: No guessing, next one.

Mo Li at work: No guessing, next one.

Figure [-]: Losing weight: No guessing, the next one.

Gong Tang wrapped in a blanket: ... Gouzi, you have changed!

The drinking curve of the daily update: Dr. Shen speaks and shuts, Xiao Tangzi, I think you are about to write about Danmei.

Mo Li is at work: [panic]

Figure [-]: During weight loss: Xiao Tangzi, to be honest, have you really hooked up with Dr. Shen?

Seeing the news in the group, if the time goes back a few days, Tang Yiyu will definitely dismiss it, and maybe even say a few jokes, but now...

Gong Tang wrapped in a blanket: ...how did I mention Dr. Shen today?

He obviously hasn't had time to say it yet!

The drinker of the day shift: Hehe!

The drinking curve of the daily update: I have already figured out your routine!Guess what I ate today→It’s delicious→Dr. Shen made it→Dr. Shen is really good→End the chat.

Gong Tang wrapped in a blanket: ...

Tang Yiyu was shocked in his heart—is he such a person?no?

Gongtang wrapped in a blanket: "You liar!"

Gongtang wrapped in a blanket: I obviously skipped ahead and praised Dr. Shen for all his goodness!

The author has something to say: I have something to do today, it's a bit late, sorry~

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