The author lost his mind

In the end, Yin Wan didn't explain it to Tang Yiyu, he vaguely guessed what Yin Wan and the others meant, but they didn't say it clearly, so naturally he couldn't refute.

As for whether it was really difficult to refute or other subtle reasons, Tang Yiyu himself didn't think clearly.

Yi Gongtang: There are always people who want me to write Tanmei [Tan Shou].

One of the comments said that Tang Yiyu had recently mentioned that the word "danmei" had to be finished and bent, and the object of the bent was judging from the results of adding one in the building, Shen Ze, a neighbor, had a high number of votes.

Of course, there are still some CPs such as 'Knife Candy' and 'Tu Tang', but no matter how the people in front change, the position behind Tang Yiyu has not changed anyway.

Even if some people say it is a 'sugar knife', some people say it is a cult.

Later, Tang Yiyu quietly touched|touched Baidu to check whether the name was in front or behind, and the final result was that he exited the search page angrily——

Why is he the one below?Yi Gongtang, Gongtang, attack!No matter how you look at yourself, you are the one above!

Some people say that when you get a key, it proves that you are not far from opening the door to a new world.

Ever since he searched for the so-called 'Gongshou', Tang Yiyu couldn't hold back his desire to find some danmei articles. He really wanted to know how two men should get along as lovers.

In the end, Tang Yiyu clicked on the pure love channel of the website. Among all the simple and rude titles, he chose a seemingly euphemistic title and clicked on it—the tenth year of breaking up with him.

Because most of the articles on the list are articles that are being serialized, after [-] minutes, Tang Yiyu clicked the bookmark with a complicated face, thinking, there are so many misunderstandings between the attackers and the recipients, I am really anxious to see, I really want to rush in and collect all the articles. Everything is said, and I have misunderstood and missed it for ten years...

After clicking Save, Tang Yiyu saw the four words 'Favorite Successful' prompted by the system, and Tang Yiyu suddenly felt as if he had been pricked by a needle. After realizing what he had done, Tang Yiyu quickly canceled the collection of the article.

Mixed feelings.

Leaving aside the misunderstanding of each other, the relationship between them is still very sweet and warm. If you can meet someone who treats you like this in reality, gender doesn't really seem to matter...

After this idea came to his mind, Tang Yiyu felt that his whole body was really bad this time, and he didn't dare to continue reading the same type of articles. His intuition told him that if he continued to read, he would really be finished.

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However, once the new world is explored, the door is not so easy to close. When he was sleeping at night, Tang Yiyu couldn't help but silently registered a trumpet and added "The Tenth Year of Breaking Up with Him" ​​to his favorites.

After voting for the author, Tang Yiyu gave up on himself and left a comment to remind him - the writing is super beautiful!Please clear the clouds and mist to see the bright moon, I want to eat candy!Please don't abuse me!

After doing all this, Tang Yiyu lay on the bed like a salted fish with large characters, and felt that something collapsed in front of his eyes, and at the same time, Shen Ze's face flashed past.

Tang Yiyu's hand speed was rare when he was typing that night, because he saw that the tenth year's copy said to be updated every night at [-] o'clock, and he was anxious to follow the text.

After coding today's update and putting it in the manuscript box, Tang Yiyu immediately boarded the trumpet to read the article. When he was about to refresh the chapter with great interest, he saw the author saying in the comment area that he had to take a day off today for something, and he would update it tomorrow.

Tang Yiyu: ......

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Tang Yiyu has recently fallen into the trap of danmei, so serious that when he reads the male one and the male two in his novel, he feels that their relationship is not simple, there should be a story, if not for his professionalism, he might collapse.

Tang Yiyu didn't mention the fact that he became a rotten man and started chasing Tan Meiwen in the group. One was because he was embarrassed, and the other was because he was afraid that they would say something that he couldn't bear at this stage.

It is said that rotten eyes look at Renji, and Tang Yiyu has a different feeling in Shen Ze's eyes recently. The consequence of reading too many Tanmei novels is that no matter how he looks at Shen Ze now, he thinks that he is a gentle man|wife|gong, and The more I look at it, the more I feel that I have a tendency to turn from corruption...

That's right, now Tang Yiyu often goes next door to grab a meal, from being embarrassed at the beginning to now proficient in washing the dishes after eating.

One cooks and the other lays hands and washes dishes. He and Shen Ze have formed a tacit understanding.

But using such a label to define a person is actually somewhat offensive, and as far as Tang Yiyu knows, Shen Ze is a proper straight man.

But seeing Shen Ze's busy figure in the kitchen, Tang Yiyu couldn't stop thinking this way, so after much deliberation, his final solution was to reduce the time he spends with Shen Ze, and avoid going next door for dinner!

As long as he can't see it, he won't label people indiscriminately. It should be fine when he passes the passion period when he just entered the pit.

After a few days of entanglement like this, Tang Yiyu cautiously clicked on WeChat to send Shen Ze a WeChat message: Dr. Shen, I have to catch up with the manuscript recently, and I'm a little busy, so I won't go to your house for dinner.

Tang Yiyu unilaterally changed his address to Shen Ze from 'Brother' to 'Doctor Shen' with a guilty conscience.

Shen Ze didn't care about the change of address: Then what do you eat these few days?

Tang Yu: [laughing and crying] Dr. Shen, are you still worried that I will starve to death?

Before meeting Shen Ze, he lived well, but now his food has improved a lot.

Shen Ze: Starving to death is not enough.

Shen Ze: Eat less instant noodles.

Tang Yu: I will definitely eat meat and drink soup every now and then, but I won't call you [naughty] [smirk].

Shen Ze: That's good.

Tang Yu:? ? ?Is it okay not to call you?

Shen Ze: OK.

Seeing the news about Shen Ze, Tang Yiyu paused, and then raised his eyebrows—do you think it's okay not to have dinner with him?

Tang Yiyu: Doctor Shen!Don't you want to have dinner with me?

Shen Ze: No, didn't you say that you couldn't have dinner together because of something?

Tang Yu: I didn't say that!

Fuck him, don't get along much!He's just rotten and not really crooked!Maybe he will get out of the hole in a few days?Eating is the most important thing, what if I don't see Shen Ze for a few days and forget about myself?

It's not worth it, it's not worth it.

Tang Yiyu deserves to be a writer of novels. In a short period of time, he has already imagined a big drama involving only him and Shen Ze, and he feels a sense of crisis.

It took a while for Tang Yiyu to send this message before Shen Ze replied. He sent a screenshot, which was the news that Tang Yiyu said that he was very busy rushing to finish the draft and couldn't go to dinner these days.

Tang Yu: I didn't expect Dr. Shen's PS skills to be quite good.

Shen Ze: ...

Tang Yu: Doctor Shen, what would you like to eat today?I go grocery shopping.

Tang Yiyu didn't have to go to work, Shen Ze often went to work, so in the end, it became Tang Yiyu to go shopping for groceries, and after Shen Ze got off work, they went to his house to cook together, and after washing the dishes, they chatted with Tang Yiyu before returning to his side.

For this development, Shen Ze also thinks it is quite good, after all he cooks alone, if he wants to eat a few more dishes, he will cook too much and can't finish it. After Tang Yiyu came, he solved this problem.

At that time, when people in the group of friends knew Tang Yiyu and Shen Ze's current way of getting along, they were all quite surprised, and Tang Yiyu was also elated——

Relying on the bond of rice, the revolutionary friendship between him and Dr. Shen has skyrocketed. In the city where he lives, he finally has a good friend who can visit.

And after the increase in food, Tang Yiyu blushed a lot, and made Tang's mother happy when he had a video with his big beauty, and said that Tang Yiyu was right to move this time to find a job.

For this matter, Tang Yiyu could only go along with it without conscience, exaggerating the beauty of the beauty in his mouth, but in his heart he put the credit on Shen Ze.

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After chatting with Shen Ze, Tang Yiyu smiled and clicked on the tenth year to eat candy, because the author of yesterday's update said that there would be a big news today, Tang Yiyu took it for granted that the two protagonists were about to settle down.

After reading the [-]-word update in a few minutes, Tang Yiyu almost dropped the keyboard—what kind of candy, this is obviously glass slag with a machete in it!

Why did Gong misunderstand that Shou was getting married!The company has not only come to accept a newcomer!

Tang Yiyu now fully understands the feelings of the readers who wanted to send him blades.

Yi Gongtang: I was wrong, the authors have no conscience, their mentality has collapsed [Does your conscience hurt. JPG].

comment:

Tang Da, you finally realized what you have no conscience, you have been abusing me, Gu Da!

It's okay if the mentality collapses, just continue to update the text haha ​​[We fairies have no conscience.JPG]

Tang Da, are you chasing some text?Ask for the title, I want to read it!

I want to read +1, and I want to know what articles Tang Da usually reads.

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Tang Yiyu put down his cell phone, he had a second stroke, looked at the ceiling and sighed: "This is the world, no one really understands me."

His mentality is really broken, and he even wants to abuse the protagonist in the article again.

While waiting for Shen Ze to return home from get off work, he unexpectedly saw Tang Yiyu carrying vegetables by the side of the road.

Stopping the car near the side of the road, Shen Ze pushed down the car window and honked the horn, met Tang Yiyu's eyes and asked, "Get in the car, why did you come here to buy vegetables today?"

Tang Yiyu used to buy vegetables in that supermarket over there before, why did he come here today?

After sitting in the co-pilot, Tang Yiyu turned his head to look at Shen Ze with a detached expression, and said faintly:

"The people in that supermarket don't understand me, I'll change to another supermarket."

Shen Ze: "???"

The author has something to say: Hahahaha, why do you say that your mentality has collapsed? It is me, the author, who is going to collapse. 2333.

Thanks to little angel Maoziying for the two landmines and nutrient solution x 18, little angel Qiji nutrient solution x 20 and little angel Yunqianlantian for the nutrient solution, and thanks to all the little angels who collected and commented, one per personづ￣3￣)づ