The author lost his mind

The next day Tang Yiyu got up on time at 10:30, after washing up, he opened the refrigerator and put his stomach on the bar, sat in front of the computer and coded a chapter of the novel, looked at the time, nodded in satisfaction——

It's less than one o'clock, and it's just right to go out for an interview later.

After putting the new chapter into the manuscript box and setting the automatic update time, Tang Yiyu stretched his waist exaggeratedly. After feeling that all the joints in his body were comfortable, he went back to his room and began to change clothes.

Carefully tore off the page with several interview addresses on it and put it in his pocket, Tang Yiyu took the phone key wallet and went out confidently.

As an introvert, Tang Yiyu naturally didn't buy a car as a means of transportation, because even if he bought it, he would just leave it in the garage. Fortunately, he was interviewing for jobs that did not require him to wear formal clothes. There was no sense of disobedience, so he swept a small yellow car outside the community, drove the navigation and went straight to the interview location.

While stopping at an intersection and waiting for a red light, Tang Yiyu was a little secretly happy when he saw the cars coming and going that were almost blocked. He lamented his superb driving skills and congratulated himself for choosing the right means of transportation.

Tang Yiyu seldom went out, and he was not familiar with the routes outside. Although he had the help of navigation, he still searched for a long time before finding the address mentioned on the Internet.

After locking the car, Tang Yiyu stood on the side of the street and looked at the store opposite with a complicated face. He didn't have the urge to go there at all. He even took out a note to check the address, and took out his phone to look at the storefront. I took a picture and got depressed...

Now he has a deeper understanding of the buyer's show and the seller's show. What about the good wine shop?What's going on with this canteen?Does such a canteen still need to recruit people? !

Although Tang Yiyu was in a hurry to find a job, he wasn't hungry enough to eat anything, so he stood opposite him for a while with a complicated expression, and then resolutely rode his bicycle to the next destination.

Tang Yiyu was very angry at the fact that the boss posted false information on the recruitment website, but he still wanted to call to express his apology that he couldn't go to the interview today because of something.

The tone of Tang Yiyu, who made the trip for nothing, was quite good, because he was the one who said yesterday that he would come for the interview, and he was the one who would not go today, but the attitude of the person on the other end of the phone was not very good. He hung up the phone without saying anything.

Looking at the blacked-out phone screen, Tang Yiyu's depression got even worse.

Sighing inwardly, Tang Yiyu put the phone in his pocket after adjusting the voice navigation for the next destination, put his earphones on, listened to the navigation and resigned himself to the next destination.

…………

Tang Yiyu went out in high spirits, and returned home dejectedly. He went to interview for four jobs, but the last one failed. Two of them were human resources companies in a good way, and intermediaries in plain terms, and the other two were nothing like his imagination. It doesn't match at all, judging from the boss's description, it's not idle, and the salary is still low...

After riding the little yellow bike for half a day, Tang Yiyu was physically and mentally exhausted. He went to the bathroom in his pajamas and took a shower. After taking a shower, he collapsed on the sofa. He weakly picked up his phone and opened the group of friends and began to complain:

Yitang wrapped in a blanket: My heart is so tired, what about the trust between people?

Yitang wrapped in a blanket: It's so hard to find a job! !

Tang Yiyu started writing essays in college, and after graduation, he directly coded at home full-time, so he has never found a formal job other than a part-time student job in his life, so he didn't know that the road to job hunting was still so deep. Increased knowledge.

Day shift's drinker: What, Xiaotangzi, are you looking for a job?

Yitang wrapped in a blanket: That's right, didn't I mention it on Weibo yesterday?

Figure [-] really wants to eat meat: But we didn't read your Weibo.

Mo Li at work: The one above you changed your name again!

Figure [-] is losing weight: Hey, I am willing!

Tired Yitang: Hey.

The drinker of the day watch: ...you guys are so boring.

Tired Yitang: @莫玲在工作中, Jasmine, how did you find your current job back then, please experience!

Mo Li at work: Please.

Tired Yitang: Please!

Figure [-]: During weight loss: Xiaotangzi, your integrity is gone!

Tired Yitang: Because it is really difficult to find a job, and if I can't find a job again, my parents really want to come over and pack me up, but I don't want to go home!

Daily change: Going home means being urged to marry and not being free, I understand you little Tangzi.

Tired Yitang: So Jasmine is looking for experience!

Mo Li is at work: But I have never looked for a job. My current job was introduced by my supervisor...

Tired Yitang:! ! !Jealousy makes me unrecognizable!I also want mentors who can introduce jobs!

Figure [-]: During weight loss: Xiaotangzi, you have graduated for a few years, don’t even think about it.

Day shift's drink: Yes, Xiaotangzi just lost her morals in vain.

Daily update: Xiao Tangzi, I just checked your Weibo, if you just want to deal with your parents, you don’t have to really look for a job, can you just say that you have found a job?Anyway, you don't need that little money.

Figure [-]: During weight loss: That’s right, it’s better to open one more article at home when you have time to go to work.

Tired Yitang: But the problem is, I feel that my current lifestyle is also very bad, and I hardly have any friends in real life...I usually stay at home, and I can't find a place to go out!

Tired Yitang: And most importantly!Going out to eat and go shopping alone is really too miserable!

Mo Li at work: Eating alone... the upstairs is quite miserable.

Figure [-] sympathizes with you: It's quite miserable...

The drinking curve of the daily update: Fortunately, I have a girlfriend to accompany [pat the chest]

Tired Yitang: My heart exploded.

Mo Li at work: But to be honest, as a person who is 25 years old and 30 years old, Xiao Tangzi, you really should find a girlfriend.

Day-changing drink: Boyfriends are fine too.

Figure [-] sympathizes with you: this rounding is amazing!

Tired Yitang: I am 25 years old, so I should be twenty, okay?Your math is taught by the physical education teacher?

Mo Li at work: No, because I believe Xiao Tangzi, even if you are 25 years old, you will not be able to find a girlfriend.

Tired Yitang: [I'm heartbroken, old man]

Day-shifting drink: Hold the grass hahaha, Jasmine, you are so poisonous!

Figure [-] sympathizes with you: Tsk tsk, to be honest, Xiaotangzi, you have nothing to do, go out for a walk, fate can only be met when you go out.

Mo Li is at work: After going out, Xiao Tangzi is the only one in the crowd exuding the fragrance and depression of a single dog, but it is very pitiful.

Tired Yitang: Goodbye:)

Mo Li is at work: But having said that, Xiao Tangzi, next week our hospital will go to your city for an exchange meeting, and I will go back too, and I will come to you when the time comes.

Tang Yiyu originally saw Ge You paralyzed on the sofa and immediately straightened up when he saw the news of Mo Li, his eyes lit up: Really!sure?

Mo Li at work: Really, so Xiaotangzi, you are ready to pick me up.

Figure [-] also wants to meet Ji: Hold the grass, you guys face Ji again, I want to come too!

Daily update: I want to too!

Tired Yitang: Come together!Let's ride together again!

Tang Yiyu's gay friend group has been established for several years now. Everyone in it has known each other since childhood, and they know each other well. Although they are not in the same city, they have organized and met several times. The web has evolved into the reality of best friends.

HJ

Tang Yiyu thought about it in his heart. It had been less than half a year since their last group meeting, so he was a little excited when he knew that Mo Li was coming.

Tired Yitang: Why don't you go together, anyway, apart from Tutu and Wanzi, you are pretty free, and then I will take you out to eat and eat!

Mo Li at work: You take us shopping?If it doesn't exist, you might as well rely on online strategies.

The drinker of the day watch: That's right!I think Xiaotangzi, your familiarity with your surroundings is limited to a radius of ten miles.

Tired Yitang: Although I really want to refute you, I have nothing to say.

Tang Yiyu was ashamed holding his mobile phone, he didn't dare to say that judging from the twists and turns of the current city route, his familiarity with his surroundings was less than a mile away.

Figure [-] sympathizes with you: I always feel that we have been laughing at Xiaotangzi these two days...

Tired Yitang: I think so too!

Figure [-] sympathizes with you: This feeling is pretty good!

Figure [-] At the same time you... I didn't finish typing a sentence just now, so don't worry, Xiao Tangzi.

The drinking curve of the day change: Hahahaha

Tired Yitang: ...

Anyway, in the end, it was confirmed that Tang Yiyu, who will come together with everyone next week, had a small gathering here. In fact, there were five of them in the group, but there was one person who hadn’t had trouble in the third dimension for a long time. Naturally, there was no way to come to the party. .

Tang Yiyu was in a very good mood and posted on Weibo:

Yigong Tang V: In two days, I will see @莫玉@图上八@头刀吃酒, the three of you are big, are you envious? !At that time, I will take a lot of photos, and then I will not show them to you! 【hey-hey】

Looking at the comments filled with envy and jealousy, Tang Yiyu's depression about hitting a wall in finding a job today dissipated a lot, and he felt much better.

After a while, the three of Yinwan also forwarded Tang Yiyu's Weibo back and forth, successfully creating another wave of hatred.

After putting down his phone, Tang Yiyu went to the recruitment website without giving up. After half an hour, he completely gave up and began to think about the solution. He first passed the barrier of his parents, and then he took his time to talk about work.

Thinking about work, Tang Yiyu felt melancholy, and he didn't even have the mood to code," "After watching a variety show, he went to bed, and even had a bottle of yogurt and a piece of bread for dinner.

Fortunately, Tang Yiyu, who 'passed by' the snack street during the day and bought some snacks, brushed his teeth and lay on the bed, thought so in his heart.

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Tang Yiyu, who gave up looking for a job, thought he could sleep until eleven noon the next day, but he woke up at four o'clock in the morning—waking up in pain.

After waking up, Tang Yiyu took out his mobile phone to check the time, then collapsed, got up clutching his stomach, and came out with a pale face after staying in the toilet for almost half an hour, his legs were numb.

After returning to the bed and lying down for a few minutes, Tang Yiyu got up again and went to the toilet, thinking while moving his mind, it's over, my stomach is ruined...

Tang Yiyu squatted in the toilet with his face as white as if he had applied several layers of powder. Thinking back to the street food he ate yesterday, he was depressed—it looked clean and tasted good, why did he have diarrhea...

After tossing back and forth several times, Tang Yiyu finally stretched his legs so weak that he was exhausted. He checked the time, and it was almost 06:30.

Before he was dehydrated, Tang Yiyu put on his clothes decisively and went out with his mobile phone and wallet. With weak steps, he went downstairs tremblingly and walked to the gate of the community.

The people in the security duty room suddenly saw Tang Yiyu appearing at the window staring blankly at a pale face, scaring him away from drowsiness, and quickly called a taxi for him after understanding the situation.

After getting in the car, Tang Yiyu thanked the security guard feebly, and then told the driver to go to the nearest hospital.

Under the worried eyes of the security guard, the taxi drove Tang Yiyu to the hospital.

Tang Yiyu, clutching his stomach and feeling dazed in pain in the back seat, thought to himself—even if he was sick, he could only go to the hospital alone, which would be very miserable...

The author has something to say: Tang Yiyu: Why am I so miserable?

Author: Because you haven't met someone yet.

Shen Ze: (Haven't officially appeared on stage yet, calmly watching)

Thank you for the nutrient solution of the little angel Yunqianlantian, what a (づ￣3￣)づ