The author lost his mind

Tang Yiyu used to be a free prodigal son until he answered a phone call:

"Look at you. You stay in your room every day and don't go out. What do you look like? You don't have many friends. If your dad and I didn't come to see you from time to time, you wouldn't know what happened to you one day. If you don't find me a job, pack up and get out of here!"

"On the Internet and in the news, do young people suddenly die? Don't take youth as capital. Your young people are not as healthy as us old men and women. I have dinner with your dad and go to the square every day. How many times did you jump around twice, you eat and sleep all day, did you stand up and run two steps?"

"I don't care what kind of novels you have on the Internet. If you don't find a job this month, your father and I will come to your place to pack your bed for you!"

"Don't give me those useless things, I don't have time to listen to you blah blah, I made an appointment with your Aunt Li to go grocery shopping later, I hung up, remember to find a job, the serious one Don't lie in bed like a salted fish all day!"

"toot toot"

The above remarks come from Tang Yiyu's mother.

After hanging up the phone, Tang Yiyu held the phone in shock and looked at it for a long time without reacting. After he came to his senses, he began to worry. The first thing he worried about was that his big beauty seemed to have failed to learn from the Internet. Even "you have a mouth" Bababa', 'Like a salted fish' and other young people have learned the terms and used them very accurately.

Although judging from the situation at the time, the person who was babbling was not me, and he had an income. Strictly calculating the amount of income did not match the word "salted fish", but as a son, he naturally dare not Rebutted with such words.

The second worry is that after that phone call, Tang Yiyu found that the accent of the big beauty is getting closer to Aunt Li, so he is very worried about the future of his accent. After all, the influence of the Northeast accent is not a joke. .

Knowing that a beautiful woman always walks the talk, and the issue of finding a job has been raised many times before, Tang Yiyu knew that this time the fuck was for real, and the call was just to give an ultimatum.

So that day after Tang Yiyu updated the novel, he opened the recruitment website full of melancholy, and began to browse carefully to see if there was a suitable job for him. Forgot to mention, he is also a man of action.

That's right, Tang Yiyu is a full-time internet writer, at least that's right before receiving the ultimatum from Tang's mother.

Tang Yiyu is now 25 years old. Although he is not very old, he has been writing novels since college, and he is already a veteran author of the website he belongs to.

His novels specialize in suspense and reasoning, and he also writes about fighting blood. Occasionally, he also writes about romance on a whim. Breaking one million, the big □□ is also well-deserved.

With the copyright fee plus income from article subscriptions and readers' tips, it is no problem to pay Tang Yiyu's daily expenses, and it is more than enough for him to raise ten more.

Tang Yiyu, who has no worries about the future, finds a job simply and rudely. There is only one requirement—free time. The more free time the better, only such a job will not affect his writing.

Leisure jobs are not easy to find, but fortunately, Tang Yiyu does not have high salary requirements, so he actually saw a few good jobs along the way. He took out his mobile phone and flipped through the address book, and saw very few lists. Sigh—maybe my mother is right, my friends seem to be pitifully few.

Switching to the dial interface, Tang Yiyu called one by one to inquire about several jobs he was optimistic about, and carefully wrote down the interview time and address in his notebook.

After hanging up the phone, Tang Yiyu circled two of his favorite jobs on several addresses, and planned to visit these two places first tomorrow.

After quitting the recruitment website, Tang Yiyu logged on to Weibo, looked at the circle of friends, clicked a few likes, and then began to type and post on Weibo:

Yigongtang V: I should be very busy recently, because my family dislikes me as a salty fish and asked me to find a job [crying], and "Old Blood 2" has entered the proofreading process, please don't rush me, after all, I didn't rush Use 【helpless】.

As soon as the Weibo was posted, Tang Yiyu added a few more comments as soon as he refreshed it. In addition to rushing to the front row to confess, some expressed shock at his claim to be a salted fish, and some expressed that their wallets were already hungry and thirsty and wanted to buy " Old Blood 2" from the book.

Anyway, there is nothing wrong now, Tang Yiyu found a few meaningful comments and replied, and then started to open the document in a daze...

The novel in his hands has entered the final stage, and it will be finished by the end of this month without any accidents. His editor has asked him several times what he thinks about the next article, but the point is that he himself does not know what to write next article What.

He has written two or three suspenseful dramas in a row. This time, he wants to change to a more relaxed style, let himself take a break, give himself a buffer period, and take care of both sides of the writing work.

The idea is very good, but what to write is a problem. Tang Yiyu glanced at the time displayed in the lower right corner of the computer. It was almost six o'clock. At this time, the editor had already left work, so he definitely couldn't discuss it with him.

Unconsciously sliding the mouse, looking at the blank document, Tang Yiyu felt that his mind was also empty.

Just when Tang Yiyu was thinking wildly, the penguin's prompt sound came from the earphones, and Tang Yiyu's eyes lit up after hearing the sound—the editor was not here, how could he forget them!

I have a group of friends!Although the total number of people is only five.

Minimize the file, and excitedly move the mouse over the Penguin to have a look. Sure enough, those few water groups did not speak words.

Yitang wrapped in a blanket: [Your little ancestor suddenly appeared.JPG]

Yitang wrapped in a blanket: Everyone!What do you think is the best subject for me to write in this article?Give me a suggestion! !

The drinking curve of the daily change: [Kick upstairs chrysanthemum|flower.GIF]

Tuba really wants to travel: Yitang, you take advantage of us as soon as you come out, and don’t tell you any suggestions!

Daily update: No, Yitang, this article in your hand is over again?Are you going to start a new article?

Yitang wrapped in a blanket: Hehehe, that's right, so I'm wondering what theme to open.

Figure [-] really wants to travel: Hold the grass, Xiao Tangzi, why are you so fast, and it's over again, wait for us!

The voice of the day watch: Yitang, I really want to get you out of our group.

Yitang wrapped in a blanket: ... I've been serializing this article for almost five months, and it's time to end it.

Figure [-] really wants to travel: Holding the hole I dug last year, I dare not speak.

The drinking curve of the daily update: dare not speak +1

Mo Li at work: dare not speak +2

Yitang wrapped in a blanket: Hey, Jasmine, you are off work.

Mo Li at work: Tangzi, if you keep calling me that, I'll beat you!

Yitang wrapped in a blanket: [If you have the ability, come along the network cable and hit me.JPG]

Yitang wrapped in a blanket: Speaking of which, what am I going to write in the next book?So annoying.

Figure [-] really wants to travel: What's so annoying, write whatever you want.

Rigeng's drink bend: Yes, Tutu is right, anyway, everything you write will be read by readers, unlike me...

Figure [-] really wants to travel: unlike me...

Mo Li at work: Unlike me...

Yitang wrapped in a blanket: ...

Yitang wrapped in a blanket: I really want to hang out with you on Weibo, I don’t know how your fans feel when they see it.

When Tang Yiyu saw the news posted in the group, he wiped tears of bitterness for each of the three readers in his heart. As for why he didn't wipe it off for each reader, he said that the three great gods had many regular readers, even if he put the blood in his body It's not enough to wipe away the tears.

Day-changing drinking curve: But Xiaotangzi, why don't you spend your money on porn?This kind of theme is now on fire [bad laugh]

Mo Li at work: Hold the grass hahaha, you can have this!

Figure [-] really wants to travel: hahaha this is really possible!

Yitang wrapped in a blanket: ...

Yitang wrapped in a blanket: I should have known that asking you guys serious things would turn out to be serious in the end, goodbye!

Rigeng's drink: Xiaotangzi, this is your fault, why is Danmei so dishonest?

Tuba really wants to travel: Yes, Danmei is very popular now.

Yitang wrapped in a blanket: Let me just ask, if I bend myself when I write, will you be responsible?

Mo Li at work: Xiao Tangzi, you have seen my son's photo.

The voice of the day watch: Xiao Tangzi, you have seen the photos of my girlfriend.

Figure [-] really wants to travel: Xiao Tangzi, you have seen my photos.

Yitang wrapped in a blanket: Goodbye! !

Mo Li at work: Hey hey, let's not talk anymore, I'm going to buy groceries, my wife, son and children are still waiting for me at home.

Daytime drinking curve: The movie is about to start, my girlfriend glanced at me a few times, and I stopped chatting.

Figure [-] really wants to travel: I'm going to code words, and I don't want to waste time. Today's update hasn't arrived yet.

Yitang wrapped in a blanket: Goodbye! ! !

Excitedly opening the penguin, and angrily closing it, Tang Yiyu said that the world is full of malice towards him, a single dog.

That's right, Tang Yiyu is a good 25-year-old young man who doesn't have a girlfriend yet. He talked about one when he was in college, but he was "broken up" before he even reached the point of kissing. The woman's reason was that Tang Yiyu was too boring. I don't know how to coax my girlfriend at all.

Tang Yiyu expressed his innocence and helplessness. He had to attend classes and write essays in college, so he really didn't have the extra energy to guess his girlfriend's thoughts every day. Although he was reluctant to part with the breakup, he didn't hold back too much.

So the love affair of just a few months ended with the word 'sorry'.

That was Tang Yiyu's first love and the only one so far. It would be a lie to say that he was not sad, after all, it was the girl he loved her with all his heart.

After that, Tang Yiyu never fell in love again, firstly because he didn't have the time and energy, and secondly because he didn't want to experience the pain of losing love again.

However, Tang Yiyu is still very optimistic about his relationship. He feels that fate will always come. At that time, he will not have to devote his whole heart to novels like the university, and he can have more time with her.

As for the first love, they are now ordinary friends, and the communication is limited to the occasional likes in the circle of friends. A few months ago, Tang Yiyu saw the small videos she posted in the circle of friends. Really. Children can make soy sauce, and he also commented sincerely A child is so cute.

After all, Tang Yiyu had already attended her wedding, so there was nothing he couldn't let go of. People always look forward.

…………

Having said that, Tang Yiyu had no intention of writing a new article after being in the group, so he yawned and closed the document, took out his mobile phone and prepared to order takeaway for dinner.

But I don't know if it's because he remembered the short first love that died without a problem or something, Tang Yiyu opened the takeaway software and looked for a long time but couldn't find anything he wanted to eat, which made him feel even worse.

Tang Yiyu, who stared at the phone for half an hour without deciding what to eat, finally decided to go out to eat, buy some clothes for tomorrow's interview, and cut his hair that has passed the ears to improve the success rate of the interview.

When going out to eat alone, Tang Yiyu was always inexplicably upset. Tang Yiyu didn't go to Haidilao, a hot pot restaurant, to make himself look more miserable. Instead, he found a small fly shop to solve it casually, and then went to cut his hair.

I found a barber shop that didn't seem to keep asking you to apply for a monthly card and had a lot of customers. Not long after Tang Yiyu sat down, he heard the sound of an ambulance coming from outside, the slightly hurried voice piercing the air, and The illusion of peace around him seemed so out of place.

Hearing the sound of the ambulance, it seemed that it was parked around the barber shop, because Tang Yiyu hadn't arrived yet, so he simply stood up and walked outside, wanting to see what happened.

After all, he codes at home every day and rarely goes out, so he is very curious now.

After leaving the door, Tang Yiyu looked in the direction where the ambulance was parked, but he couldn't see anything. A few steps away, there were circle after circle of people, who couldn't squeeze in and were still standing on tiptoe.

Looking at the crowded people and considering his own height and figure, Tang Yiyu finally gave up the idea of ​​going over to have a look, but he didn't turn around and go into the barber shop either.

Anyway, waiting outside is also waiting inside, rather than listening to the barber sell cards inside, it is better to play mobile phones outside to join in the fake fun.

That's right, Tang Yiyu was wrong again, this barber shop is also madly selling membership cards to customers...

After standing for a few minutes, there was a commotion from the crowd, during which there were a few words of 'Let's go' and 'Help me lift this side', etc. Tang Yiyu thought it should be the words of the emergency personnel.

Tang Yiyu looked away from the phone screen, looked up to the crowd, and saw a man in a white coat and glasses expressionlessly reaching out to close the ambulance door.

Tang Yiyu: ......

Tang Yiyu didn't fully recover until the ambulance had driven away for a long distance——

It turns out that not all handsome people are handed over to the state, there are still hospitals.