The author lost his mind

After Tang Yiyu 'proved' on Weibo that his hands were baby fat, he exited the Weibo interface contentedly, only to find that Shen Ze had replied to his WeChat not long ago, at six o'clock.

Tang Yiyu sat up straight and sent Shen Ze a message:

Tang Yu: Dr. Shen, you also think this kind of thing is quite speechless, right?Let me tell you, I was really scared to death.

Tang Yu: There is a pervert living next door, so it seems that I have to move again, so annoying.

Shen Ze on the other side has been waiting for news from Tang Yiyu. He also wants to explain, but he doesn't know where to start. After all, he has never experienced such a thing as being considered a pervert because of his suspicious appearance.

It's hard to speak no matter what you think.

But Tang Yiyu misunderstood, and he had to explain clearly, so Shen Ze thought about it, and it is best to prove that he is not a pervert with practical actions.

Shen Ze: Go and have a look at the door.

After sending this message to Tang Yiyu, Shen Ze was about to go out and knock on the door of his house, and when he reached the entrance, he turned back and put on his glasses.

He felt that Tang Yiyu should have mild face blindness, and it would be better to wear glasses.

Tang Yiyu was a little confused when he received this message from Shen Ze, so - why go to the door?

Before Tang Yiyu could move to the door, the doorbell rang, and the sudden sound made him almost jump. Coupled with Shen Ze's message, Tang Yiyu felt his heart stopped beating.

When he moved to the door, Tang Yiyu was not in a hurry to open it, but went to the cat's eye to see who was ringing the bell. After all, he just came here and was unfamiliar with the place, so no one should know him.

I don't know if I don't see it, I was shocked when I saw it, the person standing outside the door was clearly the neighbor who I had just defined as a pervert! !

After seeing the person coming, Tang Yiyu hurriedly took a step back, and the bullet screen began to flash in his mind—what did he ask him for?Are they familiar?Could it be that you went home and thought it over and prepared to do something to yourself?Should he call the police?

After thinking wildly for a while, Tang Yiyu suddenly remembered the message Shen Ze sent to him just now, so he quickly asked for help:

Tang Yu: What about Dr. Shen?That pervert is ringing my doorbell right now!

Tang Yu: Doctor Shen, you asked me to come to the door to see if you guessed that the man came back to look for me?

Tang Yu: Doctor Shen, what should I do now?

Shen Ze outside the door felt the vibration of his mobile phone, took out his mobile phone and looked down, and then his head was full of black lines again.

Shen Ze: Tang Yiyu...

This is the first time Shen Ze called Tang Yiyu like this, and with the ellipsis behind it, Tang Yiyu was taken aback, and replied: What's wrong, Dr. Shen?

Shen Ze sighed, feeling that it was silly for the two of them to communicate with each other through their mobile phones, so instead of ringing the doorbell, he knocked with his hand and said at the same time, "Tang Yiyu, it's me."

Hearing the figure coming from outside the door, Tang Yiyu was shocked, and quickly sent a message to Shen Ze:

Tang Yu:! ! !Dr. Shen called me outside!

Tang Yu: He called me by my name directly!what do I do? !

After sending the news, Tang Yiyu suddenly realized - no, he didn't tell his neighbor what his name is?How did he know?

Tang Yu: Doctor Shen!That pervert knows my name, has he investigated me?

Shen Ze: ...

Shen Ze now fully understands how simple and clear it is to talk to Tang Yiyu, so he put his phone back in his pocket and put on his glasses, without knocking on the door, he said directly:

"Tang Yiyu, open the door, I'm Shen Ze."

Tang Yiyu typed in the chat box reflexively: He also said his name was...

Before the news was sent out, Tang Yiyu reacted: "Huh?"

What is it called? ? ? ? ?

Tang Yiyu couldn't hold back the sound and uttered it directly. The voice was not low, and Shen Ze outside could hear it clearly, so he patiently knocked on the door again: "Open the door."

Tang Yiyu walked over to open the door with the same hands and feet, and then stood in the door and stood in front of the door and stood in front of Shen Ze who was wearing a pair of glasses, and their eyes met...

Looking at each other, the atmosphere was a little awkward for a while.

Tang Yiyu's mind was blank now, and he looked at Shen Ze outside the door without any fluctuations in his heart.

Before opening the door, Shen Ze was actually a little speechless about Tang Yiyu's rough nerves, but after opening the door and seeing him in a daze, he felt inexplicably better.

The two stood face to face for a long time, and finally Shen Ze broke the embarrassment: "Would you like to invite me to your new home?"

After hearing this, Tang Yiyu retreated a few steps silently like a machine, making way for Shen Ze.

Shen Ze smiled, and walked in with his feet generously.

Looking at Shen Ze's back, Tang Yiyu blinked suddenly to come back to his senses, quickly closed the door and followed up, a thought suddenly popped up in his mind - family ugliness should not be publicized, such a big oolong has happened, the door must be closed immediately !

The two standing in the living room faced each other in silence for a while, finally Tang Yiyu swallowed his saliva and looked at Shen Ze dryly and asked, "Is it too late for me to withdraw the message I just sent you?"

Seeing him being so funny, Shen Ze still shook his head with a serious face: "It's beyond the time limit, I'm afraid it's not allowed."

At the end, Shen Ze added another sentence: "Even if you withdraw, I still know that you said I was a pervert."

The word metamorphosis that came out of Shen Ze's mouth was like a needle, which suddenly punctured the balloon called shame in Tang Yiyu's heart, causing him to fall down on the sofa beside him.

Covering his face with a pillow, Tang Yiyu wailed, "I'm dead!"

Tang Yiyu was rolling around on the sofa while Shen Ze stood watching, hugging a pillow, and because of the movement, a small waist|belly was exposed.

Shen Ze raised his eyebrows silently - they were quite white.

After Tang Yiyu suppressed his sense of shame a little, he exposed his eyes from the pillow, looked at Shen Ze eagerly, and whispered: "Doctor Shen, I didn't do it on purpose, I... didn't recognize you."

Shen Ze nodded calmly: "I can tell, after all, if you recognize me, you probably won't turn me into a freak."

Tang Yiyu wailed again: "I really didn't do it on purpose. By the way, Dr. Shen, why are you pretending that you don't know me! Did you do it on purpose?"

Look at his jokes!

He clearly remembered that Shen Ze didn't show any sign of knowing himself from the beginning to the end, even if he called his name, it would be fine!

Shen Ze raised his hand and pushed his eyes on the bridge of his nose, explaining: "I have amblyopia, and I can't see clearly after taking off my glasses."

Tang Yiyu stared at Shen Ze's action for a moment - he actually thought Shen Ze's action of pushing his glasses was very handsome!

Tang Yiyu recalled it in his mind, it seems that during the two meetings full of misunderstandings, Shen Ze seemed to have no eyes...

Tang Yiyu got up from the sofa, approached Shen Ze, looked into his eyes and asked in doubt, "Amblyopia?"

"Yes." Shen Ze nodded: "It doesn't matter if you wear glasses, but it doesn't matter if you take them off."

Tang Yiyu frowned subconsciously: "Isn't that inconvenient usually?"

Tang Yiyu just simply sighed, without any other meaning, Shen Ze also heard it, so he smiled and said: "No, I'm used to it."

Dazed by the smile at the corner of Shen Ze's mouth, Tang Yiyu barely recovered his senses, he touched his head in embarrassment and turned his head to avoid Shen Ze's gaze.

"That's right!" Tang Yiyu turned his head just in time to see the crab being tied up and played on the dining table, clapped his hands and raised his voice: "In this way, I can give you my crab directly!"

Before Tang Yiyu told Shen Ze on WeChat why he went to buy crabs, so he naturally knew what Tang Yiyu meant now, but Tang Yiyu's quick topic change still made him a little bit overwhelmed: "Huh?"

Tang Yiyu didn't care about him, and went straight to the dining table. When he came back, he took several crabs in his hand, handed them to Shen Ze, and said happily, "It's still alive!"

Only at this moment did Tang Yiyu realize how convenient it is for Shen Ze to live next door, at least he doesn't have to think about how to build a good relationship with his neighbors, because they already know each other, and the relationship is not bad!

In the future, there will be no pressure to rush through the door!

Looking at the crab in front of him, Shen Ze didn't reach out to catch it. After meeting Tang Yiyu's suspicious gaze, he said apologetically, "I appreciate your kindness, but you can keep this crab."

Seeing Shen Ze's refusal, Tang Yiyu quickly said, "I just bought these crabs. The ones I chose are those with a lot of roe. They are fresh and delicious. You can take them home and try them."

Seeing that Shen Ze didn't plan to pick it up yet, Tang Yiyu didn't force it, and said, "It's okay, it's the same when I cook it and bring it to you."

After finishing speaking, Tang Yiyu turned around and put the crab back. Shen Ze was afraid that he would bring it to himself after he really finished it, so he said, "No need to bother, I'm allergic to crabs."

Tang Yiyu was taken aback after hearing Shen Ze's words, and then asked, "Are you allergic to crabs?"

Shen Ze nodded.

Tang Yiyu looked at Shen Ze with some sympathy now: "Are you allergic to all seafood or only crabs?"

Shen Ze: "No, I'm allergic to crabs, shrimps and clams, but not to others."

Thinking of the delicacy of crab and shrimp, Tang Yiyu really sympathized with Shen Ze, and said with some regret: "That's really a pity."

It is quite pitiful that such delicious things as crabs and shrimps cannot be eaten.

Seeing Tang Yiyu's regret, Shen Ze smiled: "It's not that you can't eat all seafood, it's already very good."

Hearing Shen Ze's optimism, Tang Yiyu also smiled: "That's true!"

There are so many delicious things in the sea, and it’s okay not to eat crabs and shrimps. It’s no pity if you think about it carefully.

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