The author lost his mind

Inside the narrow elevator, Tang Yiyu and Shen Ze stared at each other. Of course, in Shen Ze's eyes, Tang Yiyu was still a blur.

Tang Yiyu looked at Shen Ze in front of him, and his first feeling was that the person holding the grass was quite handsome, and his second feeling was - eh?Why is this person familiar?

Forgive Tang Yiyu for not recognizing Shen Zelai. Although he has good eyesight, he can't stand the big gap between Shen Ze's clothes before and after.

When going to work or going out to play, Shen Ze always combs his bangs to reveal his forehead and puts a pair of glasses on the bridge of his nose, and dresses meticulously.

And now standing in front of Tang Yiyu, Shen Ze not only put down his bangs, but also took off his glasses, because he wanted to see Tang Yiyu clearly, he even squinted his eyes slightly.

Even the style of the clothes was quite different from the previous one, so Tang Yiyu, a nervous man, only thought that Shen Ze looked familiar but didn't recognize him.

So Tang Yiyu personally proved that it is true that he didn't recognize it after taking off his eyes and changing his hairstyle.

The two big men looked at each other and finally came to the conclusion that this person was a little familiar, but they didn't know each other.

Shen Ze felt familiar because he heard the voice and looked at his figure, while Tang Yiyu felt familiar because he looked at his face.

In the end, Tang Yiyu raised his hand and pressed the elevator. He could feel someone's gaze on him, so he took the initiative to ask, "Which floor are you going to?"

Shen Ze's eyes refocused, with a polite smile on his face: "Ninth floor, thank you."

Tang Yiyu was taken aback after hearing Shen Ze's words, and then said happily: "You live on the ninth floor, what a coincidence, so do I."

This was the first time Tang Yiyu had met a resident on the same floor since he moved here for so many days, and he was a little happy.

Shen Ze didn't expect Tang Yiyu's reaction to be so strong, he didn't know what to say for a while, and finally he could only nod his head in agreement: "Yes, what a coincidence."

Tang Yiyu: "..."

Tang Yiyu felt that the atmosphere was a bit awkward.

The rest of the time went all the way to the ninth floor in silence, and when Shen Ze and himself walked in the same direction, Tang Yiyu realized that if he continued walking, there would only be two households, and one would live by himself, so this person would be...

Tang Yiyu now understood that the person next to him was his neighbor and the person he misunderstood last night.

After turning the corner, Tang Yiyu could feel the eyes of the people next to him, but after knowing that he was not a bad person, he felt that the eyes were all friendly.

Thinking of building a good relationship with the neighbors before sending crabs, Tang Yiyu raised his face with a smile and turned his head to say something to Shen Ze behind him to break the current deadlock, but before he could speak, the smile on his face froze up.

Because he saw his neighbor staring at him expressionlessly at this time, he really had no expression at all, even if he had already turned his head with a smile on his face, his face was expressionless, and he didn't even move his eyelids!

Seeing Shen Ze staring straight at him, Tang Yiyu inexplicably felt a chill rising from the soles of his feet.

After a few seconds, Tang Yiyu didn't wait for Shen Ze's reaction, so he shuddered, not in the mood to speak again, and quickly turned his head as if nothing happened.

But even so, Tang Yiyu could still feel Shen Ze's gaze, and he was not calm again——

Hold the grass, why does he keep staring at me expressionlessly?Why don't you talk?Why does his neighbor look so spooky!

Shen Ze didn't know Tang Yiyu's inner howl, what he was thinking now was - his new neighbor became more and more familiar, especially the voice, which was exactly the same as Tang Yiyu.

Thinking of this, Shen Ze's mind suddenly popped up about Tang Yiyu's plan to move, and then contacted the time when the new neighbor moved in...

The movements of Shen Ze's feet slowed down, and after thinking about it, he felt that something was wrong. If it was really Tang Yiyu, why did he act like he didn't know him?

But the person in front looked more and more like Tang Yiyu, Shen Ze simply stopped, and he was about to ask: "That..."

Hearing Shen Ze's voice, Tang Yiyu, who was still fine, suddenly said without turning his head, "Sorry, I remembered that the gas in my house has not been turned off yet, so I'll take a step first!"

After leaving this sentence, Tang Yiyu walked forward with the crab in his hand. It was still the same place last night, the same two people as last night, and the same actions as last night——opening, closing, and locking the door.

Shen Ze: "..."

His neighbor's personality is really... very cheerful...

After returning home, Tang Yiyu thought to himself—fortunately, he ran fast!

He noticed it when Shen Ze slowed down, there must be something wrong with him stopping!But no matter what, it's none of his business, just run!

Putting the tied crab on the dining table casually, Tang Yiyu walked around in circles. Before he found out what kind of person his neighbor was, he couldn't give this crab away. Can't finish it.

Tang Yiyu thought about it for a long time, and then sadly found that in this city, he couldn't even find a person who could deliver crabs, let alone find someone to borrow jealousy from.

Tang Yiyu thought about the person who was closest to him and had frequent contact with him in the past few days, and it seemed that Shen Ze was the only one, but it seemed a bit strange to suddenly give away crabs, but it was a waste if he couldn't finish it all by himself, the crabs were so innocent !

After struggling for a few seconds, Tang Yiyu took out his mobile phone and took a photo of the crabs before sending it to Shen Ze on WeChat, asking: Doctor Shen, do you like eating crabs?

Shen Ze started tidying up the room after arriving home just now, and did not see any news from Tang Yiyu.

Seeing the crab, Tang Yiyu thought of his weird neighbor again, so he told Shen Ze about the encounter with the neighbor when he bought crabs and what happened last night.

After sending a large paragraph of text, Tang Yiyu felt that the words should be focused, so he summed up and sent another sentence: Dr. Shen, you don't think there will be a pervert living next door to me, right?

After waiting for a while, Tang Yiyu didn't get Shen Ze's reply, thinking that maybe he was seeing a patient and didn't have time to get back to him, so he quit the chat box and didn't wait any longer.

However, Tang Yiyu just needed to find a channel to speak out at this time, so he posted on Weibo again:

Yigong Tang V: After moving to a new home, I found that the person next door to me was always peeking at me!But I laughed at him and he ignored me, just staring at me blankly like this, is he perverted?I'm so flustered QAQ. "

At the critical moment, Tang Yiyu's readers were still very helpful, and they all advised him to move or suggested solutions, telling him to be careful to close the doors and windows when sleeping at night, but there are always a few who don't 'collaborate' with everyone, so the sharp-eyed Tang Yiyu saw the following comments :

Next door and him, I can't help but make up a [-]-word danmei novel.

he?Tang Da, are you finally going to extend the sinful chubby hand to Danmei?

Danmei Army welcomes you to join!

Seeing the words "chubby hand", Tang Yiyu subconsciously glanced at his own hand, and replied angrily: "What little fat hand?"I'm baby fat, okay? !

So according to the question of fat and baby fat, Tang Yiyu's thoughts were completely misled by the readers. The crab neighbors are not as important as his innocence!

After Shen Ze finished his work, he was just about to take his eyes when he saw such a long message from Tang Yiyu. He was taken aback for a moment, and then read it in his heart. After reading it, he fell into a deep silence...

At this time, he would be a fool if he still didn't understand who Tang Yiyu was talking about as the new neighbor.

After staring at the key point Tang Yiyu summed up for a long time, an idea even popped up in Shen Ze's mind——

It's true that Shen Ze is weak-sighted, Tang Yiyu is probably mentally handicapped, right?

The author has something to say: It's not kind to think that the visually impaired and mentally handicapped seem to be quite suitable for 233, and I finally wrote the copywriting!

Also, as for the unrecognizable things like changing hairstyles and clothes, I have really experienced it, and the other party is still my elementary school or even junior high school classmate...

I'm a little busy today, so I'm just short-sentence o(╥﹏╥)o