The author lost his mind

Because he told Tang's mother that he was going to move, although Tang Yiyu didn't want to move, he still looked at houses on the Internet honestly. Of course, he didn't plan to sell his current house, after all, he liked this place in every way.

As for whether he should buy a house or rent it first, Tang Yiyu hasn't decided yet. After all, good houses are not so easy to find. Fortunately, he has enough savings, and the price is not under consideration for the time being. But, it's an investment.

Just like looking for a job, looking for a house on the Internet is also very tricky. What makes Tang Yiyu feel depressed and funny is that the pictures of many houses on the Internet are so fake that it can be seen at a glance that they are made with 3D or PS.

In the end, Tang Yiyu stared at it for a long time before he realized that the environment of the location was very suitable for him, so he took out a note and prepared to call tomorrow morning to ask about it, but it was too late now.

After logging out of the webpage, Tang Yiyu was thinking about whether he forgot something recently and was about to turn off the computer. Just a second before he was about to turn it off, his penguin notification sounded at the right time.

Jinxi: Darling, have you decided what to write next? 【cute】

Seeing the news about Jinxi, Tang Yiyu was taken aback for a moment, and then remembered that he forgot something—open a new article!

Tang Yiyu went out with Mo Li and the others every day for the past few days, and completely forgot about opening a new article.

Tang Yu: You are still online at this late hour!

Tang Yu: It can be said that he is very dedicated.

Jinxi: [cute] Don't change the subject, this book in your hand will be the last chapter saved tomorrow, so where's your new article?

Jinxi: I asked you about the new article last week, and you said that you would like to tell me this week, don’t tell me you forgot.

Seeing the news sent by Jinxi, Tang Yiyu felt a little guilty: Isn't this week over yet?

Jinxi: It's 32:[-] on Sunday [smile], and there's less than an hour and a half left in this week.

Tang Yu:! ! ! ! ! !

Jinxi: Mr. Tang, I saw on Weibo that you had a lot of fun in the past few days, but do you know?Scimitar drinking and the picture on the eighth day will be [-], Mo Li will be [-] a day!

Jinxi: Let's go play together, take a look, Mr. Tang, have you coded?

Tang Yu: ...I also watch daily.

Jinxi: You are saving manuscripts. Except for Mo Li, they are all naked.

Tang Yu: But I didn't think about what to write and how to type.

Jinxi: Writing is what you are good at. Recently, suspense-style novels are the craze for film and television adaptations. Many companies are optimistic about you, and some companies directly want to buy the film and television rights of your next book.

Film and television companies dare to say that, of course they have the confidence, after all, the three characters Yigongtang are the guarantee of the quality of the work, and he has a large readership base, almost every book is a big IP. Coupled with the company's publicity, as long as the plot and characters don't change too much, the reputation is quite good, and basically it is safe to make money.

Tang Yiyu was very happy that his work was recognized, but he still couldn't laugh or cry when he saw the news from Jinxi: How do they know what I'm going to write next?

Jinxi: As long as it is written by you, it doesn't matter what you write.

Tang Yu: ...

Tang Yiyu felt that it was a bit of a rush to put ducks on the shelves. Thinking of what he said earlier, he thought of joking, and replied: What if I write Danmei next?

After the news came back, Jinxi over there fell silent. Tang Yiyu waited for a long time but didn't get a reply. He was joking. He thought Jinxi was frightened by him, so he just wanted to explain when the phone rang. Take a look at the name of the note——Jinxi for the manuscript.

Tang Yiyu wondered why Jinxi called him so late, but he answered anyway: "It's so late, what do you need to call?" Didn't they have a good chat on Penguin?

Jinxi over there didn't directly answer Tang Yiyu's words, but said: "I called and asked just now, and they said that if it's Danmei, it can only be made into an online drama, and the copyright fee has to be adjusted again."

After all, there are restrictions on the broadcast of Danmei, and the price is definitely not as high as before.

Tang Yiyu: "Huh???"

Hearing Tang Yiyu's voice, Jinxi thought he was dissatisfied with the price adjustment, so he quickly said, "But don't worry, we won't let them lower the price too much. After all, there are more than one people who are optimistic about your article. You just write That’s it, we will definitely fight for the highest price for you.”

After hearing Jinxi's words, Tang Yiyu felt that he was not calm anymore, and said, "I didn't really want to write about Tanmei."

Now it's Jin Xi's turn to be restless: "Aren't you going to write?"

Tang Yiyu: "Yes."

Jin Xi couldn't help raising her voice, and asked, "Then what did you mean by what you said earlier?"

Tang Yiyu was a little helpless: "Isn't this just a joke?"

He didn't expect that he would take Jinxi seriously when he made a joke, and even called to ask about it. Tang Yiyu also felt embarrassed: "I'm sorry, I was just joking just now..."

Before Tang Yiyu could finish his sentence, Jin Xi over there was silent for a few seconds, and then hung up the phone.

Tang Yiyu: "???"

Looking at the interface of ending the call, Tang Yiyu hadn't reacted yet, his penguin notification sounded again, and it was still from Jinxi.

Jinxi: You are wasting my expressions, emotions, and phone bills! ! !

Tang Yu: I'm sorry, I forgot about your flamboyant personality...

Jinxi: Cut off friendship for 1 minute!No! 5 minutes!

Jinxi: [Aside from submitting the manuscript, don't bother me with other things]

Looking at Jinxi's self-made emoji, Tang Yiyu couldn't laugh or cry, if he hadn't met Jinxi himself, he would have thought that the other party was a minor, childish!

Unable to hand in the manuscript, Tang Yiyu really stopped bothering Jinxi after sending a villain who said he was sorry. After all, it was getting late and he had no manuscript to hand in.

As for what to write next, Tang Yiyu still hasn't made up his mind...

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The house that Tang Yiyu was interested in was listed on the Internet by an intermediary. After inquiring on the phone that the house was still there and the pictures on the Internet were all real photos without any processing, Tang Yiyu made an appointment and went out to see the house.

After meeting the staff at the agreed place, Tang Yiyu only came to say "Hello", before he could speak again, he heard the person say:

"Mr. Tang, right? I'm sorry. The house you were looking at was just rented by another client. I have other good houses in my hand. The price of the location is similar to or even better than the one you were looking at. , how about I take you to have a look?"

Tang Yiyu: "..."

Taking out his phone to check the time, Tang Yiyu didn't know what expression to make: "It's only been 37 minutes since I called to ask if your house is open."

The staff smiled apologetically: "I just found out that the house was taken by other people. I'm really sorry, but the other houses are also good. Why don't you take a look at the photos first? I guarantee you will be satisfied!"

Tang Yiyu is not stupid. Hearing what the staff said, he knew that he was being fooled. He has a good personality, but it doesn't mean he has no temper. He was a little bored at first when he traveled so far to view the house on a hot day, but the intermediary still made it up for him.

Tang Yiyu turned cold with a smiling face all the year round: "So you are teasing me on a hot day?"

Seeing Tang Yiyu's sudden cold face, the staff was startled for a moment, and then shook their heads: "No, nothing, how could I tease you, but we have nothing to do if the house is rented first..."

In fact, it is a common tactic used by intermediaries to lure customers with non-existent houses that are good everywhere. Anyway, they just need to say that the house is sold or rented by others. At that time, I will introduce other houses and lower the price, and less than half of the customers will still compromise.

No matter what the process is, as long as the business is completed, the intermediary staff don't care about what the customer thinks and what's going on. They only care about their monthly salary.

Tang Yiyu encountered such a situation this time. He was caught by the staff with a house that had been sold or rented out long ago, and then he ran for nothing, and he was very tanned...

Tang Yiyu looked very talkative on the outside, but suddenly changed his face, and the staff were also very surprised, because from the moment he saw Tang Yiyu, he thought he was a fool, and felt that his business was a certainty, and he was even thinking in his heart how to do it well Killing Tang Yiyu earned a fortune, but he didn't expect Tang Yiyu's reaction to be so big.

The staff is still explaining: "There is no way for the house to be booked first, why don't you look at the others?"

After hearing what he said, Tang Yiyu felt more and more irritable when he continued to make up, and his tone began to turn bad: "Even if what you said is true, then I called you to ask you before, and you said that the house is still there, which means that the house was still there at that time. It has not been rented by others, and then I said that I want to see the house, since you promised me, how can I let others see it again, at least I have to wait until I see it and decide not to buy or rent it before letting others see it?"

Tang Yiyu was a little dizzy after a long speech, and the staff couldn't find anything useful to refute for a moment, so they had to say dryly: "But you are not sure, and you don't know whether you want it in the end, we can't push customers away... "

Tang Yiyu frowned and looked at him: "Do you mean that the online appointment is completely useless? Then what if we both look at the house at the same time? Who can get it and fight? Or is this the usual practice of your company? working method?"

The staff was stunned by Tang Yiyu's question, and finally replied: "Sir, fighting is not good..."

Tang Yiyu rubbed the center of his brows, and felt that he was crazy to continue wasting time here. It was so hot that he would get angry not to mention the conversation, so he glanced at the staff and said, "I'm sorry, since the house I'm looking at is no longer there, let's forget about it. .”

After leaving this sentence, Tang Yiyu turned around and left, leaving the staff in a daze. When Tang Yiyu left and almost lost sight of his back, he came back to his senses, the smirk on his face disappeared, and he turned to the ground with an unkind expression He took a sip and cursed in a rough voice:

"Damn it, a poor dick is wasting my time, if you don't have money, just say it, I | Fuck!"

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On the other hand, Tang Yiyu was also full of anger, completely unaware of how he was positioned.

Although he was angry, he still had to find a house. On the way home, Tang Yiyu even began to pay attention to the small advertisements posted on the side of the road, hoping to find a suitable house.

When passing by the gate of a community, Tang Yiyu glanced casually and saw a small blackboard hanging on the window of the gate, on which it was written: There are two-bedroom, one-living-room houses for rent or for sale.

Seeing the small blackboard, Tang Yiyu's eyes lit up - there it is!

The author has something to say: Tang. No money. Very foolish. [-]. Diaosi Yu: Finding a house is also very difficult.

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