The author lost his mind

Shen Ze didn't expect Tang Yiyu to care about his feet so much, he felt a little helpless when he looked worried: "I'm really fine, just watch the road carefully."

After all, his sprained ankle was just his excuse, and it would be bad if Tang Yiyu really sprained his ankle without paying attention when he went down the mountain later.

Hearing what Shen Ze said, Tang Yiyu stared at his feet and saw nothing unusual about his actions, and finally he was completely relieved - it seemed that nothing was wrong.

After Tang Yiyu saw Shen Ze pushing his glasses habitually, he suddenly remembered——Shen Ze is a doctor by profession, he must know better than himself if there is nothing wrong, why are you worrying about it?

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Because Mo Li, Yin Wan, and Tu Ba will fly to their respective houses tomorrow morning, they also ate dinner together. This time Tang Yiyu successfully bought the bill ahead of everyone else, which made him relax. Take a breath.

After returning home, Tang Yiyu swiped Weibo as usual, and then saw that he had a lot of news columns. When he clicked on it, he saw that he was about to be exploded by Aite, and the source was that the three of them really sent a Weibo Aite He, the content is as follows:

Scimitar Drinking V: Today, I went climbing with @图上八@莫玲@一勤树@莫玲’s brother, except for @一勤树 who is tired and half dead, the rest of us said it was easy, and you guys Tang Tang was tired like a salted fish most of the way, and he didn’t want to continue climbing, so he lay down on the rock and waited for us to go down. As for his lying posture, please see→【Picture】.

Of course, there is no real picture of Tang Yiyu in Yinwan, but a few random strokes with vivid stick figures, which are easy to understand and funny. Still full of sweat.

Tang Yiyu looked at the soul painter's painting, and felt that it would be better to put a code on his own face and post it. As for why Yinwan didn't post a photo, it might be because he was worried that Tang Yiyu would chase after him with a knife and explode the chat history...

Both Tuba and Mo Li reposted Yinwan's Weibo one after another, embellishing the details with a few words, so that everyone who saw it could imagine how salty Tang Yiyu was at that time.

Tang Yiyu held his mobile phone, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, and then saw Mo Li's brother from Yinwan@. He also knew that Shen Ze didn't play Weibo very much. Even blue.

Could it be that someone really microblogged a brother named Mo Li?With such thoughts in mind, Tang Yiyu clicked on the ID, and saw the introduction read:

Hee hee, this ID is almost taken by me, you are late hee hee.

Tang Yiyu: ... What's so good about this?Even if it's a robbery, can you change the gender?When Dr. Shen sees it, he may come to you with a scalpel to talk about your ideals in life!

Tang Yiyu swiped down, and saw this person's latest Weibo as follows:

Mo Li's senior brother: I went climbing with my junior brother today, I'm so happy~ It's just that Gongtang's physical strength is too weak [lao helpless], my junior brother's friends are all very good, and they are also great novel writers, it's really great to know each other , let’s play with mud together in the future [shy]

Tang Yiyu now confirms that the readers are all drama masters, imagine that Shen Ze's cold face said such words, Tang Yiyu expressed a chill in his heart, and what the hell is Gongtang called! !

Looking at the so-called Weibo posted by Mo Li's senior brother, Tang Yiyu felt that the whole person was bad, and that it was bad not being able to be alone, so he took a picture and posted it to the group.

Thinking that there was another party involved, Tang Yiyu's bad taste also came up, and he sent this picture to Shen Ze via WeChat, worrying that he would not know the cause and effect, so he also took a screenshot of Yinwan's Weibo and sent it to Shen Ze by the way. Send it over, plus a smirk.

When Tang Yiyu came back from the shower, he saw that Shen Ze had sent him three messages, each message was an ellipsis, and the length increased exponentially. Tang Yiyu could almost imagine that the beast in Dr. Shen's heart was restless.

It's rare to see Shen Ze like this, Tang Yiyu couldn't help laughing, wiped his hair with a towel in one hand and replied to him with the other, and deliberately imitated the tone of that Weibo post: I didn't expect Dr. Shen to speak like this Awesome style, amazing~

Shen Ze: That's not me.

Shen Ze: [Help forehead]

Tang Yu: Really?Very disappointed to say.

Shen Ze: It's really not me, I don't have Weibo.

Shen Ze: Also, I'm not used to you talking like this...

Seeing the news about Shen Ze, Tang Yiyu felt that his serious tone was quite amusing, but he also knew the truth of accepting it when he was good, so he pursed his lips and replied: "Okay!"salute!

Tang Yu: Dr. Shen, will you go to work tomorrow?

Shen Ze also just got out of the shower, and was about to go to the study to read the materials for a while before going to sleep, but unexpectedly received a message from Tang Yiyu, the content of which shocked him quite a bit.

In addition, Shen Ze also found that Tang Yiyu was quite capable of making trouble, and had a bad taste.

Shen Ze: I have two days off in a row, and I won't go to work tomorrow.

Tang Yu: Oh, that's it, then you should go to bed early, it's been a tiring day too.

Shen Ze: It seems that you are the only one who is tired all day.

Tang Yu: Goodbye!

After sending goodbye, Tang Yiyu sent another angry emoji, Shen Ze smiled when he saw it, and then said good night, go to bed early.

Tang Yiyu: ......

At this moment, Tang Yiyu seemed to see a gully between himself and Shen Ze, called the generation gap!

It is said that there is a generation gap of three years. The age difference between him and Shen Ze is less than three years. How could there be a generation gap?Tang Yiyu was puzzled.

Tang Yiyu asked Mo Li before, and Mo Li told him that Shen Ze turned 26 this year, only more than a year older than him.

Although he said good night to Shen Ze, it was absolutely impossible for him to go to bed early, so he opened the penguin group to see, and sure enough, he saw Yinwan Tuba and they had already posted more than a dozen messages in the group hahaha.

Yin Wan said that he didn't know how Shen Ze would react when he found out that he had been impersonated by someone else and said that.

Tang Yiyu thought to himself: He will explain to you in a serious manner that it is not him and he does not have Weibo.

Figure [-] said: The reaction must be very interesting, it's a pity I can't see it.

Tang Yiyu thought to himself: The reaction was mediocre, not interesting.

After chatting nonsense in the group for a while, someone called him. After seeing the caller ID clearly, the smile on the corner of Tang Yiyu's mouth froze instantly.

Swallowing unconsciously, Tang Yiyu answered the phone and said cautiously, "Hello, Mom."

Tang's mother's speech now has a northeastern flavor: "Hey, Yiyu, how are you doing recently, how are you doing?"

"Very good, how about you and dad?"

"Your dad and I are in good health. Don't worry about us, just take care of yourself outside. How is your work?"

Hearing Mother Tang's last words, Tang Yiyu thought - what should come will always come.

Tang Yiyu lacked confidence and coughed twice: "Ahem, it's about work."

Mother Tang: "Yeah, it's been more than a week since I last called you, should you find it?"

Tang Yiyu whispered: "No, Mom, I..."

Tang's mother didn't hear Tang Yiyu's words, and said again: "Don't tell me that you are a college student who graduated from a key university and haven't found a job after searching for so long. I don't believe it, unless you haven't found a job at all."

Tang Yiyu was helpless: "No, it has nothing to do with where you graduated..."

He has been graduating for several years, and has not been engaged in construction-related work in colleges for several years. If they want him, they might as well ask for a freshman. At least the knowledge he has just graduated should be more urgent.

"It has nothing to do with this?" Mother Tang paused for a moment, and her tone was a little harsher: "So you want me to help you pack your bags?"

In fact, Tang's mother didn't want to force Tang Yiyu to go out to work, but she was really frightened by the news of the sudden deaths of young people that were often reported in the news recently.

Tang's mother, the son she gave birth to, knows Tang Yiyu better than anyone else. If he is not hungry, he will never eat. Three meals a day are at most two meals. not exercising...

Tang's mother felt that she couldn't continue to indulge Tang Yiyu, what if she broke her body at a young age?Money can't be earned, but the body is just like one, with such thoughts, that's why she urged Tang Yiyu so hard.

In fact, according to Tang's mother, it is best for Tang Yiyu to go home and live with them. Usually he can supervise a little more and make some delicious food to nourish his body, but she also knows in her heart that her son is young and just wants to leave The age when parents go out to work hard by themselves.

"Or you don't want to look for a job, you can find me a daughter-in-law, and you will always go out to go shopping with your girlfriend."

After listening to Mother Tang's words, Tang Yiyu fell silent, lamenting inwardly: Girlfriend?shop?What is this all about!

Before Tang Yiyu could reply, Tang's mother sighed, "I'll buy the bus ticket for next week, you pack it first..."

Hearing what Tang's mother said, Tang Yiyu was taken aback, and said in a panic: "No, Mom, listen to me, I have already found a job!"

Mother Tang was taken aback, a little disbelieving: "Found it?"

"Yeah." Tang Yiyu nodded quickly: "I found it, but it's a bit far from where I live now, so I'm planning to move and change places recently."

Tang's mother still didn't believe it. After all, if she found Tang Yiyu, why didn't she just say: "Really? What do you do? Where are you going to move?"

As soon as the words came out, Tang Yiyu could only bite the bullet and continue to edit: "Really, a company specially writes copywriting for people. You know, your son is quite good at this, and the house is still looking for it."

Tang Yiyu has always been very honest in front of his parents, after hearing what he said, Tang's mother believed it, so she said, "Okay then, but tell me after you move, I want to see your house, and then video. "

I have to say that Tang's mother is quite shrewd. She doesn't believe that a lazy person like Tang Yiyu would go to another house just to deceive herself, so she asked for a video.

However, the facts show that a lazy person like Tang Yiyu is really willing to move in order not to do jobs that are not suitable for him.

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