After reincarnation, the master is not allowed to become a spirit

I thought it was nothing at first, but it was not until after becoming a cat again that Mao Jiu felt a huge gap in his heart, which was specifically reflected in the fact that when he was a cat, he was an uncle, but when he was a human, he lost his stature, and everything he was worth was broken into pieces. It's slag.

When Lin Luozhi asked him to water the mimosa again, Mao Jiu felt that the grievance in his heart had finally reached its peak.Although he knew that this kind of thinking was wrong, Mao Jiu couldn't control the rush of resentment in his head: He obviously doted on me before!How can you handle me so smoothly now!Does he not love me anymore!Has he changed his mind?Does he have other cats outside!

Lin Luozhi said that there is a master in the family who is very possessive and is worried every day that he and the cat are cheating.

I'm not that hard-spoken?Can we learn from our human way of thinking?We should worry about human beings, right? Is apartheid really okay?

Thinking this way, Lin Luozhi automatically excluded his personal experience as a special situation.

Mao Jiu struggled up from the sofa, filled a small kettle with water to renew the life of Mimosa, while trying to reason with Lin Luozhi in a very cryptic, euphemistic and suggestive way: "I don't know if you've heard of it, A cat is a noble animal, and I think it makes sense. You see, there are people who talk about birds and dogs, but no one says there is anything wrong with cats.”

quick!Quickly admit that you were wrong, and I will reluctantly forgive you if you admit it!

Lin Luozhi was sitting in front of the computer rattling out the outline of a new article, and replied without raising his head when he heard the words: "Cat disease."

Cat Nine: "..." Angry!You are the only one with a mouth that beeps all day long!There is no way to pass this day!

Mao Jiu is also a working person now, and the maintenance of law and order in the demon world and the human world is strictly speaking year-round.However, under his strict discipline, the new batch of management has been fully able to take charge of their own affairs, so occasionally they can be lazy when they don't want to go, such as today's situation.

"Ha..." After pouring the water, Mao Jiu stood on the edge of the balcony to tease the mimosa for a while, and then couldn't help but yawned.The annual autumn sleepiness is here again. At this time, it is mild and cool, and even the air seems to be filled with a lazy atmosphere. It is the most suitable season for sleeping.

Lin Luozhi is still busy with work, and it seems that he has no free time for a while.Mao Jiu sat on the sofa dangling his legs to look at him, took out his mobile phone after watching him, secretly took a photo of his side face, and updated a wave of wallpapers.

Oops, my shit shovel is so cute.Looking at the new wallpaper full of pink bubbles, which has been photoshopped so that it can hardly be seen, Maojiu thought very satisfied.

Maojiu was flipping through the photo album when a "ding" notification sound suddenly sounded on the phone.Maojiu swiped down the status bar to see that the blogger he followed had posted a new update, so he clicked in to take a look.

——Male God Raiders Guide: #粉丝编评# I finally caught up with my male god, but what should I do if the three-month itch has already begun? [long picture]

This kind of gossip post is the most suitable for dinner, but unfortunately it's not even lunch time yet, so Mao Jiu pinches a packet of dried fish and climbs the stairs while chewing.The author described in detail the whole process of meeting, getting to know, and getting along with the male god in his mind, from the flattering at the beginning to the indifference and alienation later, which vividly interprets what is called warmth and coldness in the world and human emotions.

Mao Jiu was amazed.After the last small fish was eaten and the post saw its ending, he suddenly realized that something was wrong.

Wait... Three months... The timing seems to be right... The important thing is the attitude... Mao Jiu swipes his head back, Lin Luozhi doesn't even look at him, and concentrates on the little thing in front of him. A computer screen was turned on, and the pictures described in the post emerged one by one at this time.

Mao Jiu instantly felt a serious crisis: Wait... Isn't this situation the same? !

No, I have to ask.Maojiu immediately sat up straight, typing on the screen.The next time seemed like years, and Maojiu had to refresh every once in a while, and finally brushed out his own contribution.

——Male God Raiders Guide: #粉丝编评# My shit shoveler seems to be trying to rebel?

Maojiu waited for a while before going through the comments.I thought that even if I didn't share the same hatred and accuse the scumbag, I would feel sorry for the host for three seconds. I was consistent with the young lady in front of me, but I didn't expect the style of painting to be completely different.

—— 1L: Look, another cat-sucking man who got dazed.

——2L:? ? ?When did I change from an emotional blogger to a reading blogger?hacking?

——3L: Am I the one who feels so cute for no reason? Hahahahahahaha

——4L: I suggest you see a doctor, fantasy is a precursor to schizophrenia.

——5L: Row upstairs.

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Not only did Mao Jiu not get the expected comfort, but she felt even more troubled: what happened to this world?There is no love!

"Cat Nine?" Lin Luozhi sorted out several branch lines again, stretched his waist and finally finished the work. When he turned around, he saw his master nestling on the sofa, staring at the phone with bitter hatred on his face.Lin Luozhi yelled twice but didn't respond. He knew something must have made him dissatisfied again, so he sighed helplessly, and went to check the situation, "What's the matter?"

"Humph." Mao Jiu exhaled a breathy sound from his nose, and raised his chin to stop talking, but the phone was still spread out so wide that there was no intention of hiding it.Lin Luozhi understood, leaned over his shoulders, and felt dumbfounded after seeing it clearly: "Is it because of this?"

"Just?" Mao Jiu's emotions immediately became aroused, and he asked in an unbelievable tone, "Is this a trivial matter? Oh, what you mean is that I am ruthless, cruel, and unreasonable?"

Lin Luozhi raised his forehead: "...Have you been binge-watching dramas recently?"

Mao Jiu retorted righteously: "It's not blind reading, the classic quarrel lines of "Deep Love, Rain and Meng Meng Special Editing Edition"."

Lin Luozhi: "..." Okay, I lost.

Lin Luozhi sat down next to Maojiu, thought for a while, and felt that we still had to talk, otherwise it would be uneasy to have a big, flammable and explosive vinegar vat by his side: "Do you think I don't pay enough attention to you? "

Mao Jiu's mouth turned into a right bracket rotated [-] degrees clockwise: "Oh, isn't it?"

Lin Luozhi wanted to laugh when he saw his physical emoji, and his tone was no longer dignified: "Didn't you say that we should be equal and respected without special treatment? Why are you unhappy now? So hard to serve?"

"But you can't ignore me, you see, you spend less time talking to me than before." Mao Jiu complained, and finally came to a conclusion, "You only have work in your heart and not me."

Lin Luozhi sat relaxed on the sofa, turned her head to look at him: "Tell me, how do you want me to make it up?"

——After getting along day and night for a long period of time, Lin Luozhi has been able to pay attention to the way he speaks at all times, otherwise the narrow-mindedness of someone who doesn't listen to him will make trouble again.

Mao Jiu looked embarrassed: "Really?"

Lin Luozhi agreed, "Tell me the truth."

Mao Jiu confirmed again: "All according to me?"

Lin Luozhi raised her eyebrows: "It depends on the situation."

Mao Jiu leaned over, covered his mouth and pressed it against his ear, beeping softly: "I want to try that latest pose."

Lin Luozhi: "..." After going around for a long time, this is your ultimate goal, right?