After reincarnation, the master is not allowed to become a spirit

Although Maojiu's taste seems to be a bit mixed after becoming a human, some instincts cannot be changed, for example, he still hates vegetables from the bottom of his heart.

Lin Luozhi felt that this was unacceptable: "Mao Jiu, you are going to support a human body now, and you will be malnourished if you are so picky about food."

When Lin Luozhi said this, Mao Jiu was sleeping in the pool—in the form of a long-lost black cat.I don't know what happened recently, I was obviously happy when I first became a human, but now I have returned to before liberation without saying a word.Mao Jiu didn't say the reason, and Lin Luozhi didn't dare to ask, for fear that he would think he was rejected and hurt a hot man's self-esteem.

But... it's a cat, it's a cat, it's a cat!As soon as Lin Luozhi saw the black, fluffy mass, he couldn't control his joy, and while suppressing his smile, he took the opportunity of waking him up to rub his stomach, By the way, he wiped his oil hard: "Mao Jiu, it's time for you to wake up, Mao Jiu, it's time to eat."

"..." Mao Jiu narrowed his eyes, opened only a crack, glanced at him indifferently, and let out a dissatisfied purr from his throat.Lin Luozhi looked at his subordinates and let him rub it into a ball, and remembered that he had read it somewhere. Places like pools are naturally attractive to cats, and Mao Jiu's reaction as if he was stuck inside really confirmed this. a little.

But it's not so sluggish... Lin Luozhi yelled for a long time, but his master still refused to get up, so he became more convinced of his inner thoughts: This must be an ironclad proof of malnutrition leading to lack of energy!What did I say, don't be picky eaters!

Mao Jiu, who knew the truth, burst into tears: I am really just lazy!Who knew being a human was so tiring!One day or two is fine, cleaning the house, washing dishes and bathing every day is really torturing the cat!But this job is taken by myself, so I'm embarrassed to say I don't want to do it. It can't be wrong to become a cat and be lazy for two days, right?

Seeing the back of Lin Luozhi consciously running to wash the dishes, Mao Jiu, who had once again enjoyed the emperor's treatment, lazily turned over and licked his paws, and secretly sent himself a little red flower in his heart.

I'm really very resourceful.This may be what humans call euphemism.

But this time it doesn't seem to work.Lin Luozhi was determined to move him away, and Mao Jiu stretched out his hands on the edge of the pool, giving full play to his life's advantages, watching his body lengthen one after another, but in the end he couldn't resist the force majeure and was caught Holding the belt and leaving.Lin Luozhi carried his master on his shoulders and walked out, but felt blocked within two steps.

Lin Luozhi looked back and saw that Mao Jiu's paws were firmly on the soap dish: "..."

After finally resisting the guilt in my heart, I took off the cute jiojio, and before I moved my feet, I found that I couldn't hold it anymore.

Lin Luozhi: "..." Well, this time the object of attachment is the bathroom door frame.

Along the way, Mao Jiu asked for help from the bookcase, the small wall lamp, the refrigerator door, and finally the cabinet handle.Lin Luozhi held up Maojiu and kissed him fiercely, then put him on the chair, stroked the round hairy head and said, "Remember to wash your hands, I'll take the plate, today I made pickled cabbage fish and steamed rice. Crab."

"Meow?!" Mao Jiu's eyes lit up. Before Lin Luozhi could turn around, he saw a puff of smoke rise in front of his eyes, and then the black cat disappeared, and a man who was not naked appeared in sight. .Mao Jiu didn't think there was anything wrong with this at all. He bent down and picked up the combat uniform scattered on the ground, shook it and put it in the closet, then changed into a black vest and flower pants and returned to the table, sitting obediently waiting.

Lin Luozhi stared at his strong shoulders, his tight glutes when he bent down, and his slender and powerful thighs when he walked. At this moment, he couldn't help touching his nose, feeling that there would be a nosebleed in a few seconds. Flowing down: ah, picking up soap or something...ah, I can't think, I can't think!This idea is too dangerous!

"...?" Mao Jiu looked innocently at his shit shoveler who suddenly ran away, as if he had been set on fire, with an unnatural expression on his face.

did i do anythingMao Jiu pinched her own face, thought for a while, and suddenly realized: So that's the case... What are you waiting for?Don't smoke yet!

Lin Luozhi expressed her resolute rejection: No!There is no fluff, I hate it!

Although steamed fish is my favorite, other methods can also be considered.Mao Jiugang picked up a piece of fish happily, and saw a green light flashing in front of his eyes, and then there were a lot of vegetables in the bowl.

Lin Luozhi smiled and pointed at him while pinching the chopsticks: "Eat more, don't leave anything behind."

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Lin Luozhi was unmoved, Mao Jiu sneaked a few glances, and found that he didn't intend to take back the order, so he squinted his eyes bitterly, picked up a leaf of green vegetable and put it in his mouth.

"Good boy." Lin Luozhi patted his head, and before he could say anything else, the cell phone in the living room rang. "Who will call me at this time..." Lin Luozhi muttered softly, got up to answer, Mao Jiu pricked up his ears to pay close attention to the movement, and when he heard the footsteps left the kitchen, he immediately ran to the trash can to pooh Bah bah vomited it all.

What the hell is this.Mao Jiu frowned, and quickly got up to bring the bowl over. Just as he was about to pour out the green lump inside, he heard voices behind him, and his back froze.

"Yeah, okay, I see." Lin Luozhi put away the cable, and looked at him with a leisurely smile, "Mao Jiu, how do you think this should be explained?"

"..." Maojiu put the bowl back cowardly, stood facing the corner very consciously, then folded his hands behind his back, and while repeating the confession "I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong", she turned her head and slyly looked at Lin Luo Zhi rolled his eyes.

Lin Luozhi suddenly felt that he must be a devil who was willing to punish Mao Jiu: "..." It shouldn't be!Because he is just a cute and innocent kitten!

But it's true that it's hard not to.Lin Luozhi hadn't made it through "I was wrong" ten times, and waved helplessly at Maojiu: "Okay, okay, stop reading, the crabs are completely cold."

Mao Jiu had been waiting for his words, and ran over before he finished speaking, and kissed him on the face: "I know you are the best! I will help you peel off!"

Lin Luozhi covered her face and sat back dizzily: "..." This Mr. Cat!Please don't act cute maliciously!I won't... I won't... I won't soften my heart!

Then the plan to let the master eat vegetables was successfully shelved again.