After reincarnation, the master is not allowed to become a spirit

In addition to sleeping and eating fish, Maojiu has recently acquired a new hobby-stalking.

I have to say that this hobby has added a lot of fun to Maojiu's life, and it can also play a role in fitness by the way.Now he has lost his previous memories, and no one came to trouble him when he was paralyzed at home all day. Lin Luozhi looked after him so well that the whole cat grew fat.

No, the noble Ninth Master must not become a dead fat house.The cat, who was almost a dead fat man, slumped on the top of the bookcase, stretched his neck and glanced down secretly, making sure that Lin Luozhi hadn't seen him, then touched his increasingly plump belly with a sad face: It's really frustrating, I have to find something to do.

As soon as he thought about it, he did what he wanted to do, and Maojiu quickly formulated an action plan in his spare time.As for why he chose to follow and shovel shit, Maojiu said that as a cat in the new era, it is of great significance to actively pursue the source of life—well, he just wanted to know half of what Lin Luozhi said What does the sentence mean? It is not surprising to say that curiosity killed the cat.

In order to achieve a good tracking effect, Maojiu also tried its best to learn through various methods.Lin Luozhi found it strange that when he was free, he often slumped on the sofa with his laptop in his arms and watched movies. In the past, Mao Jiu always curled up lazily at his feet to sleep, or ran to the balcony to catch bugs by himself. Playing, but these days it seems to have changed sex, as soon as he saw him turn on the player, he walked over on a catwalk, jumped on the bookcase behind him and lay down.Lin Luozhi looked at it and thought it was a bit too/quiet. Looking back, Mao Jiu was sharpening his claws intently. After a while, he turned around abruptly, and Mao Jiu was still sharpening his claws intently.

Strange, when did my master become so honest?Lin Luozhi was puzzled, but couldn't find any flaws, so he could only scratch his head and continue watching his movie.

Mao Jiu, who kept watching secretly with wide-eyed eyes, let out a sigh of relief.Hey, my poop shoveler is really not easy to fool. From time to time, he suddenly turns his head and scares me to death.Mao Jiu used the movement of turning over to caress her chest calmly, and immediately twisted her waist and turned back when she thought of something: Concentrate!Pay attention!What I'm talking about now is the key point!

Lin Luozhi was showing a gangster movie today, and it happened to be the scene where the police go undercover to track down the criminal.Maojiu stared intently at the movements of the two on the screen, and after a while, she was distracted to take a look at Lin Luozhi. As soon as she saw that he was about to move, she quickly began to sharpen her claws. It can be said that she was very busy.

Those who shovel shit are really dishonest!What do you do when you watch a movie and go back to the movie!I was disturbed when I was immersed in the plot!The guilty cat Jiu yelled in his heart to throw the pot away forcibly, and couldn't bear to move his eyes away from the screen for an instant: Oh!It turned out to be like this!First lower the brim of your hat to pretend to be a passer-by, but also to move quickly. If there is a situation, you can quickly dodge and hide behind the wall without making any noise.Understood!It turns out that this is the essence of following Dafa!

The hard-working Maojiu silently wrote down a book full of movie-watching notes in her heart.

Lin Luozhi saw that half of the phone rang suddenly.When he picked it up, Maojiu just hung up after hearing a few words "um", "now?" "Ok, I'll go down right away".When Lin Luozhi got up, he paused the movie, and while putting on his shoes, he turned around and talked to Mao Jiu who continued to pretend to be dead: "Mao Jiu, I'm going out now, do you want to eat anything?"

ox!Meat!carp!fish!water!cook!shrimp!Mao Jiu raised his hands in his heart and shouted loudly to list a list of dish names, but due to communication barriers and identity reasons, Mao Jiu was stunned, "I'm not interested in what you're talking about. Master Jiu, can you open your mouth? You are really a human being without any opinions."

Lin Luozhi shrugged amusedly. His master was looking at him with eyes that he didn't even bother to roll his eyes. He was slumped on the bookcase without moving.Lin Luozhi picked up the key and turned to go out. He deliberately said to himself in a low volume that Maojiu could hear clearly: "I heard that the beef in the supermarket is on sale today. Why don't you bring some by the way. Hmm... a The dishes are not enough, how about another carp? Shrimp seems to be good too..."

Sure enough, the moment Lin Luozhi turned around, she saw the black mass on the bookcase move from the corner of her eye.He held back until he turned around, and then suddenly burst into a smile, his complacency and pride overflowing his words: As a qualified excrement shoveler, what is one's own master's mouth is a must-have knowledge, okay?I also got a lot of favorability today hehehe.

Although Maojiu can understand human speech and text, it is still a bit difficult to accurately understand people's emotions.Listening to Lin Luozhi's words, he didn't think there was any deceit at all, he was just so happy that he turned around: the shit shovel is really on the right track!How did I know I wanted to eat these!It couldn't be more tacit understanding!

Lin Luozhi closed the door with a bang and went out. Mao Jiu, who had an indifferent face just now, seemed to have been unraveled, and the whole body twisted into a twisted shape to have fun.He stretched his arms and kicked his legs and twisted for a long time, only to vent some of his excitement, and he was so tired that he gasped from the bottom of his throat.Mao Jiu stopped still after tossing. He was looking up at the ceiling in a C-shape in a daze. He suddenly jumped up as if realizing something, and knocked his forehead on the cabinet board without noticing.

Hissing, pain, pain, pain!Mao Jiu covered her head and wrinkled her face tightly, but she didn't care to stop for too long, she jumped off the bookcase and ran to the edge of the balcony to read.Lin Luozhi had just stepped out of the corridor, before the figure turned the corner, Mao Jiu wished he could catch up now, he was overwhelmed by his sluggishness:

Good practice is the truth!It's good to learn and use it!Isn't this a wonderful opportunity to experiment? I didn't grasp it!Maojiu, has your brain been eaten by a dog?

The inexplicable dog lying on the gun: black question mark? ? ?

Mao Jiu has always been a decisive cat. The door of the house was locked by Lin Luozhi, so he decided to find another shortcut.How to get out is a problem. Fortunately, Mao Jiuzao saved a hand. He has observed it before. There is a deformed railing in the corner of the balcony, which is just enough for him to get out from there.

Uh...should...be able to accommodate...right?

Mao Jiu touched his nose guiltily, and suddenly became unconfident.He took a few steps to the railing, gestured, gestured again, and finally recognized the reality in despair.

Why am I so fat!

Maojiu tried a few times, and found that the previous scene of jumping over easily was really yesterday that couldn't go back.He just didn't believe in this evil, so he tilted his head and stuffed his head there, then twisted his bones left and right, and finally got himself out of the balcony at the risk of joint dislocation.

Ouch, it hurts so much that the hair on my head is almost gone.Mao Jiu touched the top of his head wanting to cry without tears, and secretly made up his mind: No way!Be sure to lose weight when you come back!We must find that all-powerful, handsome, unrestrained and suave Jiu Ye!

Lin Luozhi's walking speed was not fast, but after Mao Jiumoji, the distance between them widened a lot.Mao Jiu saw that if he didn't chase him, he would really lose track of him, so he jumped downstairs in a few steps in a hurry, anxiously and dangerously.

Tsk, I also worked very hard to follow my family who shoveled shit.If the physical exertion is too great, the excrement shoveler must pay more tribute.Mao Jiu, who was clamoring to lose weight just now, took it for granted as if she had lost her memory.

Lin Luozhi really had nothing to hide, he just went downstairs to get a courier.He felt very strange about Mao Jiu's recent behavior, and he casually posted a help post on the forum while walking: "My master always looks like he wants to see me, but I turn around and pretend he's not looking at me. What's wrong?" ? "

——1L: Don't worry, your master just wants to fuck you.

——2L: Since ancient times, the eldest brother is really stunning.

——3L: Brother is correct.

——4L: I can't understand a word of what you are talking about? ? ?

——5L: Wait a minute, this is a pet exchange forum...

——6L: I think I probably know something... Brother Pai.

——7L: I can actually get the blessing of my master!envious!

——8L: Wait for lz to announce the good news.

——9L:666666

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Then the stairs went crooked, and besides all kinds of "waiting for follow-up", they actually drove the little yellow car directly.After scrolling through a few pages, Lin Luozhi exited the forum with a face full of unbearable gaze, thinking that he was really out of his mind, so he would go to a forum that is not too serious to watch for help, but when he looked up, he seemed to catch a glimpse of a black ball of hair Passed by.

Um?That shadow just now...couldn't be Mao Jiu, could it?Lin Luozhi's first reaction was this. He glanced back suspiciously, but saw nothing. He shook his head and continued walking forward in amused manner: I'm really brainwashed. No matter how clingy Mao Jiu is, it's impossible to chase him out, right? It's time to go to sleep, not to mention that he is not clingy at all.

Mao Jiu, who Lin Luozhi said was not clingy at all, was standing close behind a tree, not daring to vent her anger.He treated himself as an invisible cat for a few seconds before he quietly peeked out with one eye.

It really scared Master Ninth to death. The shit-shoveler has become more and more difficult to be fooled recently. I was surprised at first glance, what is this for... Huh?Where did the shit shovel go?

Mao Jiu looked again, and it was true that Lin Luozhi was not within sight.He was in a hurry, jumped out and looked around to no avail, and couldn't help but slapped his forehead in frustration: Isn't it?Such a failure!Lost someone after the first follow-up?The agreed moves are clever and hidden, and then catch them all? ? ?

After chasing him for so long, he was still a little unwilling, so Mao Jiu quickly walked a few steps to find him, forgetting to cover up for a while.He just ran out from behind the tree in such a big way, looking around as he ran, so that when he really saw the person who was desperately looking for it, it was too late.

After thinking about it for a long time, Lin Luozhi still felt that something was wrong. He deliberately pretended that he didn't know anything and continued walking, and then hid in a convenience store next to him after he couldn't see Maojiu, watching closely from behind the glass door. Outside.Sure enough, such a small trick tricked out a certain dishonest person. Lin Luozhi waited calmly, and when Maojiu was about to reach the convenience store, he raised his hands and rushed forward in a gesture of embracing the whole world. Come out: "Cat Nine—! I'm here—!"

Mao Jiu was so frightened that her hairs exploded, her first reaction was to turn around and find a place to hide.As a result, when he looked back, there was nothing but roads around him, and there was not even a bush that could accommodate him.

Damn it was agreed to dodge and hide behind the wall!What about the wall!