After reincarnation, the master is not allowed to become a spirit

Mao Jiu, who was ignored because the shit-shoveler patronized watching cat movies, felt very angry, and the consequence of his anger was that the shit-shoveler would not be able to feel comfortable.Lin Luozhi was happily holding the mobile phone to add filters to the photos to beautify the text, when he saw a black shadow rushing towards him out of the corner of his eye, his first reaction was to turn his hands behind his back to protect the mobile phone tightly, and at the same time he held out his chest with a fearless face went up to welcome.

So Mao Jiu slammed into his chest with a bang, and the bones hurt a little bit, but Mao Jiu stretched out his hand and scratched back as if he didn't feel it.Lin Luozhi dodged left and right to avoid the attack, but at the same time he had to worry about not knocking his master over. It can be said that he was very well-intentioned.

Fortunately, I have already been familiar with this routine hehehe.Lin Luozhi and Mao Jiu circled around, but he was very proud of himself.It has been like this since before, no matter whether Maojiu is taking a nap or wreaking havoc, as soon as he sees the camera of the mobile phone pointing at him, he must rush to obstruct it, as if he has a grudge against this little square box.Lin Luozhi didn't know where he got this habit, but after a long time, he developed a set of coping methods, and practice proved to be quite effective.

The deeds of Oh Huo fighting wits and bravery in order to defend the master's jade photo are very touching.Lin Luozhi was moved by his unshakable spirit of persisting in petting cats for 100 years, and took advantage of the chaos to stroke Maojiu's back neck.

"Meow!" Mao Jiu tried several times but ended in failure. A certain malicious hand touched and rubbed his body several times, and was finally completely annoyed.He screamed angrily, rushed over and strangled Lin Luozhi's ankle and gave a punishing fake bite, and when he turned around, he whipped his tail mercilessly, then stepped on the pile of papers and jumped to the top of the bookcase three times in one breath superior.

Lin Luozhi touched his ankle, but nothing happened except a little redness.He didn't give up and wanted to continue shooting. Mao Jiu also learned to be smart this time. Instead of fighting him hard, he just pulled himself into a long strip and rolled inside, then stuck to the wall and remained motionless.Lin Luozhi tried every means to lure him out, but Mao Jiu refused, and made up his mind to continue pretending to be stupid to the end.

"Okay, then you can play by yourself for a while, I'll make steamed fish for you, be good." Lin Luo asked with a sad and doting look on her face, and then walked into the kitchen step by step. , those who didn't know thought that some kind of yearly drama of life and death was being staged.

Mao Jiu's skin was aroused by his soft tone that could drown the cat, but he felt that it was very useful in his heart, which was so contradictory.Although Lin Luo's house is chaotic, it is true that it is suitable for cats to live in. The heater in the room is hot, and the wooden bookcase underneath is firmly supported. After lying down for a while, Mao Jiu began to feel sleepy again.

Lin Luozhi didn't see his master after finishing all the work, so he had to take the initiative to find him.He wiped his hands and walked out, just about to call Mao Jiu to eat, when he thought of something, a smile suddenly appeared in his eyes.Lin Luozhi took off his shoes, deliberately lightened his steps, and tiptoed into the room, took out a telescopic ladder from the gap between the closet and the wall, and tiptoed back to the living room.

Cat Nine was not visible as far as the eye could see, Lin Luozhi took two steps back, and as expected, she saw a black cat's tail protruding from the top of the bookcase.He secretly smiled, and instead of scaring the snake, he opened the ladder carefully and climbed up.

Mao Jiu was very sleepy, and could vaguely hear some movement, but she was too lazy to open her eyes to see it.He lazily turned over, halfway through the turn, he didn't want to move anymore, he simply ignored it, and continued to meet Duke Zhou in this position.

Lin Luozhi leaned on the edge of the bookcase with her chin in her hand and looked at Maojiu. The pink bubbles almost overflowed her eyes. It is no exaggeration to say that she looked like a pervert.He remembered that Mao Jiu would do the same thing in the past. He often hid quietly and had fun rolling around when he was not paying attention. He got tired from rolling, and then he just rested with his belly spread out and his paws raised. It's the same.

Hey, my master is so straightforward, cute and unpretentious.Lin Luozhi couldn't help but wiped the corners of her eyes sadly: "Thinking about it, I really miss him. He is indeed my master. This kind of foolishness of pretending to be behind my back in front of me has never changed.

Mao Jiu didn't hear it, otherwise she would have wanted to hit someone.

Lin Luozhi just stared at Mao Jiu for a long time, unwilling to blink, watching him smack his lips unconsciously while sleeping, watching his belly rise and fall slightly with his breathing.If it wasn't for the fact that his stomach couldn't hold it and began to growl, he doubted that he could see forever.

"Cat Jiu." Lin Luozhi called softly, but Mao Jiu didn't respond.He couldn't help laughing when he saw Mao Jiu's sleepy state, and finally he didn't control his hand. He gently pulled Mao Jiu's leg back, and then pinched his arm to help him quietly. Put it down, then reached out and poked Mao Jiu's open palm.

ah!Got it!ah!Feel great!ah!Soft angel-like cat paws!Lin Luozhi was about to lose too much blood on the spot, covering his chest and falling to the ground.He tried his best to use his limited rationality. After swallowing, he scratched Mao Jiu's stomach and called out again: "Mao Jiu? Wake up, it's time to get up."

Mao Jiu was very upset when she was interrupted in the middle of her sleep, so she frowned and greeted him with a paw.He opened his mouth wide and yawned. First he opened one eye, closed it, and then opened the other. After repeating this several times, he was finally able to stare at Lin Luozhi soberly.

Lin Luozhi somehow read the meaning of "I allow you to speak" on the expressionless cat's face.

Hey, my master is so determined and courageous.Lin Luozhi casually boasted again, then spread out his palms towards Mao Jiu with a sense of inexplicable pride, and sincerely invited, "I made a fish, try it?"

"..." Mao Jiu stretched out his hand and stepped on his palm, and just as Lin Luoyi opened his arms in surprise and was ready to welcome Lin Xing, he went down by himself without looking back.Lin Luozhi was stunned for a moment, then shrugged with a smile. He was used to his master's turn-on-and-turned-denial temper, so he happily followed him indifferently.

I have to say that Lin Luozhi's craftsmanship is pretty good, at least his performance in cooking cat food is remarkable.Mao Jiu took a seat at the edge of the dining table, and Lin Luozhi even wanted to tie him an ugly floral square scarf, but Mao Jiu of course refused righteously.

It's ridiculous, you want to bribe Master Jiu to use this to make some stuffed stuff?There are no doors!Maojiu thought firmly, and then took a big bite of the fish again.

But having said that, my family is quite responsible for shoveling shit.If you're in a good mood, give him some sweets.Mao Jiu thought again with satisfaction.

Maojiu and Lin Luozhi sat at the same table facing each other to eat. If one ignores someone's constantly raised mobile phone and a certain cat's constantly stretching out paws, the atmosphere can be called very harmonious.Mao Jiu didn't know how this person could be so obsessed with taking pictures. I haven't seen him take pictures of other things before, and he keeps chasing after him every day.

Forget about the joy of shoveling shit.With the eyes of caring for mentally handicapped children, Mao Jiu glanced at a shit-shoveling officer who thought he was secretly taking pictures, and pretended to pose casually. As expected, Lin Luozhi's eyes lit up, and his fingers Tap, tap, and press until it flies up.

As the saying goes, eat others with a short mouth.The great cat philosopher went online and sighed deeply and maturely: What should I do if I encounter an idiot who shovels shit?Of course he chose to pamper him.

After eating, Lin Luozhi cleaned up the table and went to wash the dishes, while Mao Jiu sat on the refrigerator in the kitchen, washed his face and watched him work.Maojiu found out that Lin Luozhi has been working a lot lately, not to mention that the frequency of ordering takeaway has dropped significantly, and the house has also started to tidy up occasionally—although there is still no improvement.Mao Jiu yawned, thinking it was better to stay with him out of humanitarianism, after all, it seemed a bit too much to go to sleep without working.

Lin Luozhi was not idle when washing the dishes, and he didn't care whether Mao Jiu could understand or not, he just talked to him, "Hey Mao Jiu, let me ask you a question, do you know why you are called Mao Jiu? ?"

Hey, who doesn't know your human routine, isn't it that you give birth to a litter of one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, and I happen to be the ninth, so I'm called cat nine, boring.Mao Jiu threw a disdainful look at the ground, but Lin Luozhi kindly added, "I forgot to say that I'm not called Mao Jiu because I'm ranked ninth."

Mao Jiu, who was still taking it for granted just now, paused: "..." Tsk, can't you speak slowly? This slap in the face is too fast and it hurts a bit.

Lin Luozhi didn't know if it was because he hadn't talked to a living person for a long time, and he was so busy that he didn't get an answer, but he turned his head and asked with an expression of "you guessed it, there's a small fish in it": " Hmm? Guess what? Guess."

Cat Nine with a confused face: Meow meow?You still expect me to speak human words? ? ?

Lin Luozhi looked at Mao Jiu's face full of indifference, indifference, infinite loop, indifference, cube, densest and indifference, and laughed again.He turned his eyes back to the chopsticks in his hand, and the smile on the corner of his mouth has not completely receded, and he suddenly sighed inaudibly: "Hey, nine is taken from cats have nine lives, now that I think about it, I really have to thank the name, Maybe you came back because of this blessing."

Mao Jiu, who was washing his paws, suddenly raised his head wisely: Huh?There is a situation!

Lin Luozhi stopped talking, saying that when you turn this page, you will turn this page.He piled the washed dishes and chopsticks into the storage basket, then dried his hands, turned around and held his arms high, Mao Jiu burst into a big hug: "Come on, Mao Jiu! Let's go to sleep!"

Who the hell wants to sleep with you? !Mao Jiu's backhand was a refusal, and he was anxious: Don't stop!Go on!Thank you for explaining clearly!Half of the words are really anxious to death!

So Maojiu let out a questioning "meow?"

But Lin Luozhi made a mistake, or forcibly made a mistake.He ran out happily, and Mao Jiu was still thinking about what he was so happy to do, when he saw him jogging back with a ladder, set up a cat next to the refrigerator and climbed up: "Oh, Mao Jiu, when did you become so happy?" You are so timid that you dare not put it in the refrigerator, but don’t worry, I won’t dislike you at all, at most I think it’s a little funny, really!”

Mao Jiu realized what he was talking about, and immediately jumped off the refrigerator angrily, went straight to the balcony, and quickly hid in a blind corner on the side. The rejection should not be more obvious: Xiaoxiaoxiao knows how to laugh all day long!I wanted to think about it!Now I am determined not to sleep with you!Separated!