After reincarnation, the master is not allowed to become a spirit

As a cat that became refined before the founding of the People's Republic of China, in terms of certain functions, Maojiu is almost an AR.

——Yes, Maojiu, who was very dissatisfied with someone's skills, decided that he would also enter the selfie world!And it is a more advanced selfie than Meitu x show!

In order to achieve this goal, Maojiu opened Du Niang search, and then randomly poked a selfie software in the recommendation column.Master Jiu's learning ability is so strong, wait for the shit shovel to witness the miracle hehehe.Maojiu thought confidently while waiting for the download.

With a ding, a new small icon appeared on the desktop, still blinking.Mao Jiu rubbed his hands, and opened it smugly. Although he had never used it before, the onlookers who shoveled shit had a lot of experience in doing bad things, so they naturally grasped the essence of it.

Hmm... The bottom one in the middle should be the camera button, so what's the one next to it?Looks like a special effect?Let me choose one to try...

Mao Jiu very solemnly tidied up the messy hair, and wiped the corners of the eyes carefully to prevent any bad things from being photographed.After doing this, Mao Jiu brought his face closer to the screen, and at the same time, he opened his eyes wide and turned his face sideways, shifting a small angle to the lower right corner.

Come on, you will soon see Master Jiu's flourishing beauty!

Mao Jiu tensed into a posture, stretched out his finger and pressed down on the bottom of the screen, then froze, not even daring to blink.The expected shutter sound did not appear. After waiting for a long time, Mao Jiu finally couldn't hold back and took a closer look.

There was only a fuzzy cat face on the screen, and a line of small white words: "Sorry, no face recognition".

"..." Maojiu, who was full of anticipation that there were no small flames left in an instant: Can't recognize faces?Can't recognize faces? !That's because I don't have a human face, hey!

The scene can be said to be very embarrassing.

Frustrated at the first step of the plan, Maojiu silently deleted this junk software that claimed to be unable to recognize cat faces as human faces.He went back and looked at the photo album again. In fact, once he accepted this setting, he felt... How many photos seemed to have room for improvement?

Maojiu, who has been fighting and failing repeatedly, decided to use his skillful hands to bring these photos back to life.

……

Lin Luozhi's foot moved, and he woke up suddenly.He tore off the book covering his face and stood up abruptly, but his feet slipped and he almost slipped back.Lin Luozhi held his waist hurt by the wall with one hand, and his eyes hurriedly searched the room, until the palpitations at the moment he saw Mao Jiu finally settled down.

Fortunately, fortunately... still.Lin Luozhi breathed a sigh of relief calmly, walked over and leaned over to kiss Mao Jiu's nose, and then scratched the hair on the back of his neck.Mao Jiu seemed to be in a good mood, so he raised his head and rubbed against his chin, his golden pupils gleamed, and the intention of asking for credit couldn't be more obvious.

"Huh? What's the matter?" Lin Luozhi was so stared at that his heart was about to melt, his chin was itchy, and he couldn't help laughing.He picked up Maojiu and played with him for a while, then scratched his belly in his arms, "Maojiu, Maojiu, Maojiu... What do you want to tell me?"

"Meow—" Mao Jiu rarely responded honestly.Before Lin Luozhi could react, the black ball in his arms slid out, elongated his body and jumped to the end of the bed, and there was a muffled bang as his feet landed, and the bed surface followed Go in a chunk.

"..." Lin Luozhi suddenly realized that the self who was able to hold himself up just now might really be due to the power of love.

Mao Jiu had no idea what the shit shoveler was thinking.He was sitting upright at the end of the bed, with a flick of his tail, he hooked up the mobile phone that had fallen to the side, and patted it with his paw.Lin Luozhi understood now, stepped forward to pick up the phone, and at the same time looked at Mao Jiu with a smiley but uncertain look: "Do you want me to look at the phone?"

"Meow~" Mao Jiu curled up his tail and shook.

"What's the matter? It's so mysterious..." Lin Luozhi entered the password inattentively while staring at Maojiu, and couldn't stop laughing until his shoulders were shaking, "Maojiu, you recently...uh, Forget it, as long as you are happy, but I'm still not used to it..."

Mao Jiu tilted his head in a daze: What did the shit shoveler want to express?

Lin Luozhi's smile stopped at the moment when he saw the Weibo interface.He was just a little surprised at first. If he remembers correctly, he stayed on the desktop when he locked the screen last time. Why did it become Weibo at this time?

Lin Luozhi glanced at Maojiu inquiringly. The latter just sat upright and flicked his tail, so Lin Luozhi clicked Refresh—then the door to the new world was opened.

When Lin Luozhi saw the row of fluttering red numbers at the bottom, Lin Luozhi almost dropped the phone.You know, he posted on Weibo for more than half a week, but no one responded to it. What's going on with this pile of news now?

Lin Luozhi glanced at Maojiu again, only to see a wide open yawning mouth and sharp white teeth inside.Lin Luozhi swallowed, and finally mustered up the courage to click in, wanting to see what happened.

The number of messages has almost exceeded [-], and it seems that it is still rising. This is something that Lin Luozhi never dared to think about before.When he saw that they were all reposting Aite, he opened his mind with a feeling of "Hey hey, could it be that a beautiful photo I posted was finally discovered by Bole, and all the big Vs rushed to repost it, so I'm going to be popular soon?".

"..." Lin Luozhi took a closer look and found that this photo seemed to have never been seen before, and when he took a closer look, he found that he had never seen it.

My style shouldn't be so... indescribable, right?

Lin Luo covered his eyes with one hand, and stared at the screen with a blank expression from between his fingers.The protagonist in the photo can be vaguely seen to be Mao Jiu. The reason for saying vaguely is that this is not just a high-P level, it has been distorted into a post-modern magical style—well, Lin Luozhi doesn’t know What kind of style is this? The key is, is this something people do? ? ?His master is so soft and cute, handsome, the most invincible in the universe and the coolest!How could it be p into this!

Mao Jiu sneezed suddenly, and her ears trembled: This, this is really not something people do.

Except for the unexpected photo, everything else agrees with Lin Luozhi's guess.Bole found out, yes.Big v forwarded, yes.Sudden popularity, yes.

... Right what right!Not at all!Who did this!

Lin Luozhi's mood was no longer shocking enough to describe it.He didn't care about watching Maojiu, so he clicked on the comment section under one of the retweets.

——I am first!

——Hahahahahahahahahahahaha what the hell! 【Laughing to death on the street】

- Let's pray for Won-po, he may not be in this wonderful world anymore.

——Only I want to know which p-map software can be so ghostly? ∠("∠)_

--You are not alone.

——You are not two people.

……

Lin Luozhi's mood was very complicated.While immersed in the dreamlike sense of unreality, he swiped his fingers down uncontrollably.At the beginning, the direction of the comments was all hahaha, except for this, there seemed to be no substantive content, until a certain person with insight into the truth appeared.

——Hahahahahahaha I went to pick up Yuanpo’s photo album, well done!Although the previous works are also remarkable, but only this one truly reflects the essence of ghosts and animals!It can be said that progress has been rapid!

——When I saw the upstairs, I immediately went to pick up the original po

——Is it my illusion that there is an inexplicable sense of familiarity when looking at Weibo and photo albums?I always feel that "this little brother I have seen before" must be crazy.

——Upstairs you are not alone, the man’s seventh sense tells me that this is a writer I know but I can’t remember his name right now emmmm [pain from fake brain]

——Weakly say a word of sympathy... Is it Wang Ge from Jinx.com... His tone is very similar. If he is wrong, I didn't say it...

——Ah ah ah yes!I row upstairs!

——Senior fans tell you: That's right!This is definitely Wang Gejuju's vest!It depends on the location and hobbies and that there is a black-haired master who is exactly the same as the one mentioned in the talk!There is also the blog name of Grid, which has the same effect as Wang Ge!I have to say that Juju's naming style is still as simple and rude as ever 23333

- so seriously!Anyway, I believe it!Hold on to your giant thighs!

……

Needless to say, the wind direction was another Thomas whirled and accelerated sharply, and it directly turned into Lin Luozhi's favorite fan meeting: How to pass a cat and fall off the horse.Lin Luozhi silently watched the sudden surge in the number of fans, and felt like crying in her heart: God knows, I just want to open a small account to silently show off my master!Don't want anything to do with Mami at all!Why do you drop a good vest as soon as you say it!

This is not my intention at all, so should I delete this photo as if nothing happened emmmm... Lin Luozhi was in a fierce ideological struggle when he was suddenly slapped on his knee. He looked down and saw that Facing Mao Jiu's bright eyes.

"Meow?" Who allowed you to ignore me for so long?Who allowed you to see such an awesome photo and not praise me?Who allows you not only not to praise me, but also to show something substantive?

Even now Lin Luozhi is still unwilling to face the truth.As if grabbing the last straw, he pinched Mao Jiu's arms and asked eagerly, "Mao Jiu, you didn't do this, did you?"

"Meow meow?" Mao Jiu was also anxious: Why is it not me!In order to prove his excellent ability, he jumped on Lin Luozhi's arm, stretched out a finger, and demonstrated the process of posting pictures of Aite Big V again—it's a pity that he still doesn't understand how human characters are typed, cat Nine thought regretfully.

"..." Lin Luozhi was dumbfounded the whole time.jpg.He glanced blankly at the screen, then at his master who was wagging his tail in his arms, and finally realized what it meant to be curiosity that killed cats, no, it can also kill people, okay?

What should I do if my master is really smart!