After reincarnation, the master is not allowed to become a spirit

Lin Luozhi found that his master was a little abnormal recently, which was specifically manifested in his obsession with his claws.

In the past, Maojiu’s daily routine consisted of eating, eating, sleeping and sleeping, plus aversion to shoveling shit, but now there is one more thing added—appreciating paws and conducting a series of interesting experiments.

Lin Luozhi didn't pay much attention at first, but only noticed that Maojiu's permanent location had shifted, from the bookcase to the balcony.Lin Luozhi took it for granted that the balcony was well lit and warm, and that Maojiu was there to bask in the sun, only to find out later that this was not the case at all.

It was another day of killing salted fish, Lin Luozhi's nest typed all morning in front of his notebook, and finally finished coding today's update.He originally wanted to send it directly, but after some hesitation, he decided to hide it first, and set the publication time in the manuscript box instead.After finishing all this, Lin Luozhi closed the notebook, bared her teeth and stood up twistingly pressing her shoulders. When her neck turned, there was a series of crackling sounds.

Mao Jiu was sitting on the balcony with a serious face again, and cast her gaze to the unknown distance.After a moment of silence like a sculpture, he stretched out a paw and poked at the gap in the guardrail through the air.His expression was so serious and pious, for a moment Lin Luozhi almost thought that some magical mechanism was about to be triggered, and even squinted his eyes in a very cooperative motionless manner.

Of course, the imagined holy light erupted suddenly from Mao Jiu's fingertips, and the whole room was instantly enveloped in a hurricane, the sky was heavily pressed down by dark clouds, and the world suddenly changed color... Nothing like that happened at all.Lin Luozhi breathed a sigh of relief calmly, and finished stretching half of her waist. Mao Jiu was still persistently poking the air, poking, poking, poking, poking, retracting, turning around to look at the paws, and then frowning Reach out and continue poking.

What new hidden skill is this practicing?Lin Luozhi thought blankly.

Mao Jiu closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and opened his eyes again. He was trying to adjust his state, trying to reproduce the scene when he was so cool that he had no friends.But it didn't work, the claws were like ordinary claws, no matter how hard he tried, he poked the air in front of him and still didn't respond at all.

It shouldn't be, Master Jiu is obviously very powerful, why did he fail after one night?Is it really sleepless?

Mao Jiu, who neither wanted to admit it nor felt guilty, licked his paw quietly.He was so absorbed in his thoughts that he ignored the person behind him who was making crazy calls to his master and doing things with his life.

ah!This pose is so cute!Add a filter...the face seems to be a bit round and fix it...this one is also super good!The expression is very in place!Well, let's add two more blushes...perfect!Next! ...

Lin Luozhi was immersed in the Meitu x show and couldn't extricate himself, holding the phone, his eyes burst out like a perverted light.The dozens of photos he just snapped were all taken by him. When the album was opened, it was full of cat faces, cat faces, and the high-p ones. Mao Jiu probably wanted to hit someone after seeing it.

So don't let the master find out hehehe.Lin Luozhi processed the photos as quickly as possible, picked out a few of his best photos and posted them on the Internet, and by the way, he also uploaded several pet blog v's, which everyone knows to show off.

look!My master has this—so cute!You are not a little bit!

At this time, Lin Luozhi didn't know that this would cause an uproar. After all, as a small corpse with only double-digit fans who entertained himself all the year round, he didn't even think about being reposted by a big V, let alone this It wasn't his own doing.

Maojiu tried again and again to no avail, and finally decided to give up for the time being.He carefully observed the outside of the balcony, the thin layer of gray mist disappeared, and the sky did not appear abnormal again. It seemed that the chaos that happened that night was all his illusion.Mao Jiuduan sat down and washed his paws carefully, and decided to go to Huiying to ask what happened.

"—" Mao Jiu opened his mouth wide and yawned. When he closed it, he didn't control the angle well, and his upper and lower teeth clicked.Mao Jiu grinned and made a ferocious grimace, stretched his waist and turned around to continue paralyzed. Just now, he was wondering if he had slept too much and lost all his skills, so he should consider exercising more... oh that Who said something stupid that I don't know anything about?

Lin Luozhi's technique of covering up the truth can be said to be very proficient. As soon as Mao Jiu showed signs of turning around, he immediately hid the phone in his trouser pocket, and pretended to be rectifying his appearance.Mao Jiu didn't pay attention to these details, but just gave him a look of caring for the mentally handicapped, and then swaggered to the sofa and lazily raised his legs.

Lin Luozhi immediately trotted to follow him, put one arm on his chest, and the other along his back, dragging his buttocks to hug Mao Jiu to the sofa and put him on the sofa. He also helped him adjust his posture very attentively, and even There is a fish-shaped pillow next to the stomach, which couldn't be more intimate.

Mao Jiu snored in satisfaction, squinted her eyes and turned her neck: the shit shovel is really getting better and better.

For Lin Luozhi, this movement of turning his neck was obviously another new command.He immediately moved a small stool to sit on the edge of the sofa, reached out and scratched Mao Jiu's neck gently, and accompanied by a very professional massage.Mao Jiu was so comfortable that the whole cat was floating, her limbs were limp, her eyelids were fighting uncontrollably, and she soon became confused.

Lin Luozhi finished serving his master to sleep, and contentedly kissed him on the tip of his ear, then gently moved the stool away and entered the room.Although Mao Jiu slept soundly, he always felt that the sound of typing would still affect the quality of his sleep, so he planned to read a book and sort out the outline first.

Lin Luozhi was thinking about what to do next, but he didn't notice that the phone slipped out of his pocket when he got up, and it landed on the sofa beside Mao Jiu's feet impartially.Mao Jiu shook her ears in her sleep, not knowing what she dreamed of, closed her eyes and smacked her lips comfortably.

Ah...comfortable... Mao Jiu woke up with his limbs stretched out. He hugged the salted fish in his arms and turned over. He saw the door of the room was open and his bare legs stretched out from behind the door. No need to think about it. Knowing that it was a shit shovel, I sat on the ground and read a book again.Mao Jiu curled his lips, thinking that this person is really boring. He only reads books all day long, and I have never seen him go out to play, so he is not worried about growing hair when he is at home?

Uh... long hair... Maojiu took a look at the dense hair on her body, and decided to find a time to drag the shit shovel out for a walk.

Um?What's this?Mao Jiu felt that the sole of her foot had touched something hard, cold, square, and a little cramped.He got up and saw that it was Lin Luozhi's cell phone, probably left here accidentally.

Shi Shovel did a good job today, as a reward, let's go and send him there.Mao Jiu thought so, moved his head to the side of the phone and was about to grab it, but at this moment the screen lit up.

Originally, this was nothing, just a text message notification, except for being a little scared, it was normal.What's there is the lock screen picture at the bottom. Mao Jiu silently stared at his big face on the screen that had been pouted by him for three seconds, and then slapped his paw on the phone.

I can't praise shit shoveling!A boast is a monster!

Maojiu knows that once Lin Luozhi takes more than one photo, it will lead to a series of behind-the-scenes stories.He glanced at the direction of the room again, the two legs on the ground didn't even move their positions, ninety-nine percent of the time it was possible that the person fell asleep after reading a book, and he had successfully fallen asleep right now.Maojiu rubbed her hands together, put away her paws, tried her best to separate one finger, and poked it on the phone screen.

Just let me see what good things you have done.

As a cat whose city is deeper than the sea, Maojiu has already figured out a series of information such as his lock screen password, commonly used software, album classification, etc. in the process of watching Lin Luozhi every day.Maojiu unlocked it with ease. Lin Luozhi's password was five nines, and there was an album named 9, which was full of photos of Maojiu taken at ordinary times. It was easy to understand and there was no suspense.

Mao Jiu went straight to the point and poked open the photo album. For a moment, he almost thought that his eyes were going to be blinded.

What's the matter with such a killer shape? ? ?The shit-shoveler's eyes were blurred by a dog? ? ?

The dog lying on the gun inexplicably: woof woof?

The more Mao Jiu looked at it, the more he felt that the righteous indignation in his chest was uncontrollable. The contact area of ​​his paws was relatively large, which was already very difficult to control. When he couldn't hold back his strength, he wanted to smash the screen.He looked at it, and suddenly remembered an even more extraordinary thing—according to his past habit of shoveling shit, he probably already...

"..." Mao Jiu swallowed, and clicked on Lin Luozhi's Weibo with a certain premonition.

The time to wait for the refresh seems so short and long.Mao Jiu felt that he had gradually calmed down during this process. He opened Lin Luozhi's homepage without any disturbance in his heart, and snapped his phone to the side in the next second.

have a look!have a look!What did I say!I knew it!Sure enough, he posted online!He really has a bunch of big V's!Who gave him the courage Liang Jingru!

Mao Jiu remained silent in the face of a pile of cat pictures that could easily cause him psychological discomfort.

Lu Xun once said that the most exciting part of visiting Weibo is not only the original blog, but also the comments.Mao Jiu remembered the teachings of his ancestors and clicked on the comment section. Although he regretted it instantly, the words still jumped into his eyes.

——1L: The master said that those who shovel shit are probably out of their minds.

——2L: This photo is very beautifully edited. It vividly outlines a cat that is confused, struggling, and longing for love. A few strokes show us a completely different world.come on!lattice!You are the best!

——3L: Look at that sycophant coming again, the classmates isolate him together.

—— 4L: Booming in a trance

The comments are gone at this point, Lin Luozhi has dozens of fans on Weibo, plus a bunch of zombie fans, anyone who can come out and say something can be classified as a group of relatives and friends.Even so, the fire in Mao Jiu's heart still hasn't subsided, and he feels that the mysterious power hidden in his body has begun to move.

Since the shit shoveler is so disappointing... okay!It's time for Master Jiu to do it himself!Let you see what is called the real beauty of the prosperous age!

"Ah!" Lin Luozhi, who covered his face with the book until he fainted, suddenly sneezed uncomfortably.