The Husky and His White Cat Shizun

The next day, Xue Meng went to Director Jiang's office. After listening to the entire mission, he figured it out - he was assigned a job similar to a pimp this time!

Xue Meng was very angry: "Why am I not stamping the sperm donation report, or looking for a way out for the birth of a new life? You should hand over this kind of thing to Jiayuan or Baihe. Why are you looking for me?!"

Director Jiang eats a pan-fried bun with a mouthful. The food looks beautiful but the speed is astonishing.

"I've told you for the third time, you're not pimping, you're helping the genetic engineering of the Cultivation Research Group."

He finished eating the last bun, wiped his lips slowly with a handkerchief, and then raised his eyes: "Listen well, the changes of the demons over the past few hundred years have become more and more obvious. There will be another fierce battle. We need the most powerful combat resources."

"... To put it bluntly, you are the offspring who need the special beauties to reproduce." Xue Meng rolled his eyes.

Jiang Xi didn't take it seriously: "Yes, that's it."

"But the Special Beauty Seat has not appeared for a long time, and the only clue is a guy named Mo Ran."

"Yes."

"You need that guy to give you a baby."

"Exactly."

The disgust on Xue Meng's face is clearly visible: "But that guy is a gay."

Jiang Xi added lightly: "Pure gay."

Xue Meng gritted his teeth and said: "So you spent more than ten years developing a simulation game called Destiny Jumping Machine—"

"Jumping machine." Jiang Xi corrected blankly, "And strictly speaking, it can't be called a game."

"I don't care if it's a jumping machine or a jumping machine!" Xue Meng finally couldn't help roaring, "In short, you want me to use that machine to simulate fate and find opportunities to correct a gay's sexual orientation in Mo Ran's life. Just like those character development games that can save and read files, introduce him to girls with long breasts and thighs and let them have children—"

Jiang Xi interrupted him again, and the boss stretched out his finger and shook it: "You don't need long breasts and thighs, you only need big buttocks to give birth."

"..."

Xue Meng's earth-shattering roar came from the director's office: "Isn't this the fucking job that Wang Po should do?!!!"

"Calm down. The Destiny Jumping Machine is only simulating various possibilities. To put it bluntly, it is a test version." Jiang Xi took a sip of tea, "The bureau will collect your test results and finally formulate a real practical plan."

"I reject."

"Relax, young man." Director Jiang ignored his refusal, "Just treat yourself as a tester for a developmental game."

"I said I refused! Do you need to go to the otolaryngology department for a hearing test, bureau?"

It's a pity that the seat is very stubborn, so Xue Meng still had to accept this task in the end.Of course, Chief Jiang is not that unkind, he kindly arranged for Xue Meng to have a game assistant, that is a talking little paper dragon.

"Assistant, staff officer, guide, toy, summoned beast, dog-headed military adviser." Jiang Xi held the Ru porcelain teacup and said leisurely, "Whatever you want to call it. It is yours now, and it will enter the simulation game with you. You plan."

After finishing speaking, regardless of Xue Meng's quarrel, he waved his hand: "Let's get started, fresh graduate."

"What did you call me???"

Director Jiang didn't intend to pay any attention to him.

The director waved his hand, and the fresh graduate was forced into the operating room by a few smiling ladies, put on a series of equipment, and started his task.

After a while, Xue Meng came to the first world.

...I have seen those who forbid teenagers to play games, but I have never seen those who force teenagers to play games.

But if it comes, it will be safe. Since Jiang Xi said that this is a task, it would be better to finish it as soon as possible.

Xue Meng turned his head with a black face, and found that the little paper dragon was lying on his shoulder, and the short dragon claws were holding a mission guide, and he exclaimed while watching: "Oh, oh oh~ oh oh oh~~"

"Shut up." He said viciously, "Are you a goose?"

"Of course I'm not, I'm a dragon holding a candle who knows everything and knows everything!" The little paper dragon said, flicking the dragon's tail to Xue Meng's face, "Go this way."

Xue Meng glanced at the direction it was pointing at. It was a dilapidated and deep alley. There were all kinds of advertisements for psoriasis outside the alley. There was still fluid of unknown composition on the ground, like the leakage of garbage bags and spittoon cans. A mix of things going out.

Xue Meng lifted his foot firmly and walked in the opposite direction.

"Hey, where are you going?"

"Take a cleaner path."

The little paper dragon got angry: "Do you think I want to choose this road?" It chirped and slapped the task book on the tip of Xue Meng's nose, "Look for yourself! It says, walk 200 minutes to this alley. Mi, find a noodle shop, and you can meet Mo Ran who is in elementary school!"

Xue Meng took the quest guide and looked at it suspiciously, it was really like this.

He had no choice but to return the guidebook to Xiaolong with a livid face, gritted his teeth and held his breath, and strode into the darkness.

Although he felt that he was going crazy, he walked out of the alley according to the guide, turned left, and the road gradually became wider and clearer.

"Yes! It's in the front! That'Here comes the noodle shop again'." Xiaolong danced excitedly, and Xue Meng couldn't help but rejoice that because of the spell, people in this virtual world couldn't see them, otherwise it would be embarrassing.

They quickly found Mo Ran, a primary school student among the diners. It has to be said that Mo Ran is very recognizable. He is carrying a broken schoolbag, and he is pulling degummed and inferior sneakers. His dark and greasy hair looks like it hasn't been washed for many days. , drooping in front of his eyes.

Although Xue Meng is still far away from him, it is almost certain that Mo Ran has a bad smell on his body, because there are no customers willing to sit in the seats around him.

"What a malnourished little dirty dog." Xue Meng touched his chin and commented.

"You can be very handsome when you grow up." Xiaolong reminded him.

"Then why are we looking for Mo Ran, who is in elementary school?" Xue Meng said, "Just find him who is handsome as an adult, stuff a yin and yang into his mouth, and then grab a girl and throw it in a small black room. Is it?"

Little Paper Dragon gave him a disgusted look: "Brother, we belong to the Cultivation Bureau, not Yihong Academy."

"..."

"Besides, the Bureau of Comprehension ordered to prohibit this kind of unruly drug use. You have to let Mo Ran willingly fall in love with a girl and marry her and have children. Then it must be the best to cultivate feelings from an early age."

Xiaolong said while trying to find evidence in the mission guide, and what was even more terrible was that it was actually found.

"Haha, I just said that I am an all-powerful and omnipotent dragon holding a candle! Look, there are really recommended strategy targets here!"

"...What Jiang Xisai gave you is really not a game cheat?"

Having said that, Xue Meng took the guide back with a look of disgust.He smoothed the crumpled paper pinched by Xiaolong, squinted his eyes and looked carefully under the dim street lamp.

Heck, it really listed a dozen or so female objects that can be attacked for the current Mo Ran.

"Strategy object [-]: Wang Xiaomi. How to make friends: Please cast a spell to make Wangcai in the noodle shop suddenly suffer from rabies, and bite Mo Ran who is eating noodles. At this time, there will be a Santana passing by, and the owner will kindly send Mo Ran to the hospital Injection, Wang Xiaomi is the car owner's daughter, she is one year younger than Mo Ran, she is in the third grade of elementary school, they will meet in the car and become childhood sweethearts."

Xue Meng continued to look at the next target with an expression of "Is this fucking okay??"

"Strategy object [-]: Li Dami. How to make friends: Please cast a spell to make Wangcai in the noodle shop die suddenly—"

"This won't work." Xue Meng, who has stamped the pig farm and chicken farm for a long time, actually has some sympathy for animals. His conscience made him exercise a veto, but his curiosity still drove him to read, "After Wangcai's sudden death , the daughter of the noodle shop owner will come out to caress the corpse and cry bitterly, her crying will attract her little friend Li Dami, and Mo Ran will meet the two little girls tonight."

"Then why can't we just attack the noodle shop owner's daughter?"

Hearing Xue Meng talking to himself, the little paper dragon flicked his face with its tail, and pointed the tip of its tail forward, only to see the owner's daughter who was three times the size of Mo Ran, and her eyes were narrowed into a slit. Wearing green land safflower long johns, squatting at the door, picking at his feet and chewing garlic.

Xue Meng: "...I understand."

If it is the daughter of the noodle shop owner, it will probably push Mo Ran to the abyss of gay men more thoroughly.

Okay, although the job is not pleasant, but since you have taken the job, you have to do things safely. This is a good priest for the people and a good monk for the country.

So Comrade Xiao Xue complained endlessly, but still seriously looked at the dozen or so female objects that could be triggered.

The person who compiled the book is probably a moron who is so free that he has nothing to worry about. He wrote all the height, weight, hobbies and hobbies of the ladies on it, and even attached a two-inch headshot of each of them.

Xue Meng fell in love with a little girl named "Zhao Wumi" with his straight male aesthetics.

"...Oh, just hearing this name, the chances of success are slim." The little paper dragon lamented.

"What do you know, she looks cute, she will definitely be a beauty in the future." Xue Meng is very confident in his own aesthetics, "If you choose her, Mo Ran will definitely not be able to bend."

"That's what you said."

So one person and one dragon began to carefully follow the strategy prompts in the mission guide.

"To trigger the "Zhao Wumi's acquaintance event", you need to wait for Mo Ran to finish eating and walk two streets forward, and then start casting spells to rain." Xiaozhulong read, "In this way, Mo Ran will hold his schoolbag because he did not bring an umbrella. Run to the nearest eaves to shelter from the rain, at this time, he will hear the cry of a little girl from the back street—"

"Sounds like a ghost story."

"Nonsense, it's obviously a story of a hero saving the beauty." Xiaozhulong snorted, "Look, the book said that Mo Ran would go to check the situation after hearing the cry, and found that Zhao Wumi's child was being bullied by a group of campus girls' You Rong Grandma Da' bullying, the children of Mo Ran drew their swords to help each other when they saw injustice, and then they got to know each other."

Just do what you say, Xiaolong leads to lightning and gets an electric shock, Xue Meng goes to make sure that Zhao Wumi's little friend is besieged by school hooligans, everything goes very smoothly, until the most turbulent-looking senior girl in the girl group "You Rong Nai·Big" picks up the board Brick, slammed on Mo Ran's forehead.

The heroic boy Mo Xiaoran rushed to the street.

Xue Meng: "..."

Little Candle Dragon: "..."

Xue Meng: "What about the Specific Beauty Seat? Just this combat power?? Tease me?!"

Little Candle Dragon: "Probably too young to activate it..."

In the thunder and lightning, the ink burned and fell into the rain, with blood dripping from his forehead.The female bully on campus saw it, oh my mother, she killed her!Hastily led the dogs to scatter like birds and beasts, but the most outstanding one was Zhao Wumi, she got up from the ground tremblingly, and when she saw the dead body of ink in the rainstorm, she was so frightened that she turned pale with fright, and she screamed and threw herself away. The next savior left in the dust.

Its running speed is so fast that it is jaw-dropping.Xue Meng couldn't figure out how the "You Rong Nai Da" girl group caught up with her, and the rabbits couldn't even reach this speed.

Xue Meng and Xiaolong squatted next to the unconscious Mo Ran, looking at each other.

"What should we do now? Resuscitate him?"

"But we can't directly manipulate people in this world..."

Xue Meng was shocked: "Then he is going to bleed to death like this?"

"Oh, it's a game simulator anyway, and it's not a real time-travel, so you'll die if you die." Xiaolong said angrily, "Victory and defeat are commonplace in military affairs, young hero, please try again."

That being said, it is true, but Xue Meng was still very angry. He held up the guidebook, and his anger was highlighted on every light blue blood vessel in every eyelash: "Is this book a liar?! We all follow the book How can it be wrong to do what is written on the board?"

Xiaolong hesitated for a moment, but still tapped his pointed dragon paw on a line of small words behind the cover of the guide:

The guidance provided in this book is derived from the fate calculation algorithm of the Great God Stick, and is unstable. If there is any accident, you will be responsible for it yourself.

Xue Meng paused for a few seconds, then roared to the sky, "Jiang Xi, I'll fuck you!!"

Fucking Uncle Jiang Xi is a to-do item. Since this fate jumping machine is a full simulation of reality, they also need to collect data on various emergencies.

Then the most urgent task at the moment is to keep Mo Ran's bleeding little brain.

Xue Meng and Xiaolong thought of many ways, trying to make well-meaning people notice that in this dark corner, there is a child who needs 120's warm care.

They overturned the trash cans to block the way of pedestrians, and cast spells to make the wild cats grab the passers-by's pants...but all the plans got them was cursing the trash cans and the crazy cat.It was late at night, and people were rushing home, no one would pay attention to this unremarkable deserted trail.

"Wan Ning, wait here."

Suddenly, a mother and son came around the corner. The mother was young and beautiful, wrapped in a long camel-colored cashmere coat, and the son reached only to her knees, holding a white umbrella with a big cat printed on it. His long hair was soaked in rain and night. eyelash.It was windy, and the child seemed a little afraid of the cold, shrunk his delicate and fair face into the cashmere scarf, only showing a small half of his face.

"Mom is going across to deal with some work matters. Stand here and don't run around. I'll be right back."

The child nodded quietly and obediently, and the fur hat on his head slanted down, covering half of his eyes.

"Okay! That's the brat! Let the wild cat go out and grab his trouser legs!" Xiaolong said excitedly.

Xue Meng didn't need it to say it a second time. This time it was smoother than before. The child quickly noticed it, and he was led by the wild cat.

When he looked down at Mo Ran who fell on the ground in amazement, and stepped forward to call: "...Hey, are you okay?", Xue Meng and Xiaolong who were standing next to him (of course others couldn't see them) couldn't help but He let out a long breath.

"Thank goodness I was saved."

"There is true love in the world."

The two of them wiped their sweat, Xue Meng watched the little boy anxiously running across the road to find his mother, and took out the cheating guidebook: "I would like to see what happened to the Zhao Wumi incident." kind of."

As if understanding what he said, the guide automatically flipped through several pages in his hands, and finally stopped on a certain one at the back.

The paper shone with golden light, and the scene around them was distorted. By the time everything recovered, they had arrived 20 years later.

Little Candle Dragon yelled at him from the side: "Aww! What are you doing?"

"...I just said it casually." Xue Meng was also a little confused, "I didn't expect this book to send us directly to see the results 20 years later."

Little Candle Dragon: "..."

Xue Meng stunned: "But if this is the case, it means that the Zhao Wumi incident we just facilitated has an impact on the future of Mo Ran, otherwise the guide will not bring us here."

Little Candle Dragon bulged his cheeks angrily for a long time, and finally sighed: "You are right, this should be the change we made in this simulation. Let's go and see the ending."

They walked forward and found that it was still the old road 20 years ago, except that the surrounding buildings were more dilapidated, and there was no major change.

It's just that every shop along the way has a big "demolition" painted in red paint on the outside, and there are no people along the way, which looks very depressed.

"This place will be flattened next month." Suddenly, Xue Meng heard a low and gentle male voice from the narrow alley on the left, with a smile, "I'm a bit reluctant."

"Me too." Another man's voice was clear, "After all, it's a place I used to come to often."

"Haha, more importantly, I met you here."

That light voice laughed: "You were covered in mud back then, so you're ashamed to say that."

The following voices gradually faded away, and finally the only sound from the dark corner was the wet and lingering sound of kissing water, and the slightly heavy breathing of the men.

"..." Xue Meng and Xiao Zhulong stared dumbfoundedly at the two handsome tall men hugging and kissing in the small road. Even after 20 years, they could vaguely recognize their childish faces.

"So..." Xiaolong trembled.

"Mo Ran or..." Xue Meng swallowed hard.

"Became a dead gay!!!" One person and one dragon said in unison, and then turned to look at each other, screaming without tears.

"We did it all by ourselves!!!"

Little Candle Dragon was not reconciled, and shouted: "It's mainly your fault! Who told you to cast a spell to let the little wild cat guide this 'Wan Ning'!"

Xue Meng didn't expect it to shirk its responsibilities, and immediately burst into anger: "Blame me?! It's not because of the heavy wind and rain that you made it. When Mo Ran fought, his eyes were covered, and his head was hit by a brick!"

"It's your fault! You chose Zhao Wumi's strategy line. Look, what a wise choice you made!"

"It's your fault! You didn't show me the small print at the end of this guide, you are a selfish little dragon!"

"Blame you! You are blind!"

"Blame you! You are too annoying!"

"Blame you! Blame you! Blame you!"

The staff of the two space-time bureaus were quarreling, and Mo Ran and Chu Wanning had already come out of the dark, interlocking their fingers, recalling the 20 years they had known each other, walking through this old street that was about to be demolished... …

Looking at the backs of the two of them, Xue Meng pressed Xiaolong's head and roared hysterically: "It's all your fault!!!!"

But no matter what the noise is, the mission still has to continue.

If one strategy fails, then find another way to solve it. There are so many girls in the world, there is always one who can be introduced to Mo Ran to marry and have children.

come on!How can there be only one ending for a developmental game!

In this way, with anger and ambition, after encouraging themselves, the two staff members switched the circuit of the fate jumping machine and came to another branch point of the game.

"It's not the damn path this time..."

After Xue Meng stood firm in this world, he looked around.

"We seem to have been teleported to a school gymnasium..."